Oilers @ Sharks
SJSTFan 16 April 2017
God only know what the lines are going to be tonight, but one thing is for certain, we need to score more goals than the Oilers.
God only know what the lines are going to be tonight, but one thing is for certain, we need to score more goals than the Oilers.
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Show up tonight!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:29 PM
At least the MTL-NYR game won't be going to OT
so the Sharks game can start on time
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:30 PM
I dont even know what mojo to summon this game
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:30 PM
ANy ideas?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:30 PM
Baked Beans?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:30 PM
Let's get more than 12 shots
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:30 PM
Baked beans
and Raptor Sharks
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:30 PM
I think grapes worked in Game 1
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:31 PM
Grapes are welcome too
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:31 PM
YOU WANT SOME FUCKING GRAPES
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:32 PM
I GOT SOME FUCKING GRAPES
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:32 PM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:32 PM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:32 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:32 PM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:33 PM
So is anyone at all surprised that the Hawks haven't scored
a single goal in the playoffs so far?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:33 PM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:33 PM
OK Grapes are graped
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:33 PM
OK Grapes are graped
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:33 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:33 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:34 PM
Kurt
What do the total comments stats look like?
I was in 9th/10th place I believe
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:34 PM
AAAAAAAND this site is already slow
Go Sharks.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:34 PM
lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:34 PM
Does the turtle mean that 48 is going to have a great game?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:34 PM
News Flash:
Thornton is on the ice in warmups
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:35 PM
You beat me to it
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:35 PM
So does PDB put Jumbo on a low minute line for tonight?
Or just throw him into the deep end?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:36 PM
Haley is warming up, too
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:38 PM
Probably has that in mind
If he looks ginger or anything in the first few shifts, then yes. If not, then pedal to the medal.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:39 PM
HALEY NO
Thats a bad kitty
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:39 PM
So a Kassian-Haley fight in the first few minutes?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:39 PM
Updating standings
| 2685 | SJSTFan |
| 2012 | SurfCitySharksFan |
| 1597 | sharkzfan |
| 1154 | Irbe's Pads |
| 1012 | sippy_sharky |
| 996 | ChardouglatheUte |
| 873 | JakeBot |
| 707 | Captain America's Wookie Squad |
| 676 | Clockwork Shark |
| 648 | Golden State Gopher |
| 297 | GetMelkedOn |
| 274 | Alex Houston |
| 220 | lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl |
| 144 | karsten11 |
| 127 | LoganCouturesTeeth |
| 74 | Badgershark |
| 42 | Antbox |
| 41 | AthleticShark |
| 29 | Kurt'sWife |
| 25 | JPlutte |
| 18 | Bockerz |
| 18 | GiantJoner |
| 12 | GhostofLinkGaetz |
| 6 | DonaldJoonasTrump |
| 6 | GunslingersDinh |
| 4 | offthecrossbar |
| 4 | lxeagle17 |
| 4 | Tasteful Jackson |
| 3 | ethan |
| 2 | olegsinkov |
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:40 PM
MOVING UP IN THE WORLD
Woot Woot
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:42 PM
Suffice to say
I hope they dress Haley
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:42 PM
He is a grown man, he can dress himself
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:43 PM
Haha
Nice dad joke.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:43 PM
Char on the chopping block next
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:43 PM
I hope he is dressed, since he is out there skating!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:43 PM
SHould catch him by the end of the series
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:44 PM
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEANT
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:44 PM
Anyone needing a stream tonight?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:44 PM
After last game
I'd be fine with Haley continually fighting Kassian so Kassian isnt on the ice trying to injure our better players
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:44 PM
Woah
STL is up 3-0 on Minny
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:46 PM
I'd like to see our defenders
Get some hits in tonight. I felt like Burns and Dillon were taking and not dishing.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:47 PM
Burns absolutely needs to finish checks when possible
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:47 PM
I wouldn't mind some Sharks making some hits on some of the Oilers better players
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:48 PM
I have many requests tonight
The main request is to never witness a game like game 2 again.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:49 PM
Kurz just openly said "Hansen should take a run at McDavid"
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:51 PM
All you have to do is to do it once
That will get the message across
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:52 PM
Could not agree more
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:54 PM
Plus it would be fun for all the CBC announcers to go ape shit over it
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:54 PM
After blowing Kassian all last game
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 09:54 PM
1597 comments?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 09:55 PM
man i have like 800 comments in the last 6 games
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 09:55 PM
I'm on a roll here
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 09:55 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 09:55 PM
Mood
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 09:56 PM
Randy had teal bunny ears on
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 09:57 PM
That's going to end up as a GIF
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 09:59 PM
How long do you think
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:00 PM
before it hits twitter
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:00 PM
Sometime tonight, I bet
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:00 PM
@jakebot yes, if you got a stream..I would appreciate it mucho
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:01 PM
you need a stream?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:01 PM
i highly recommend just getting the NHL games program from reddit
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:01 PM
high quality vlc streams
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:01 PM
I second what sharkzfan says
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:02 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl_games/wiki/index
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:02 PM
I hunt around on /nhlstreams
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:02 PM
Jumbo in, Boed out
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU8sbV2o-EM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:03 PM
Reddit Shark is best stream
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:03 PM
FIght me
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:03 PM
first rule of fight club
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
you don't talk about it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
oh whoops
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
Thank you!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
Thank you!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
Haley scratched
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
The program here
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
My body
Is ready
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 16 2017 | 10:04 PM
Ricky Henderson just got cockblocked by a blue coat
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:05 PM
I love the fucking Sharks light show
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:05 PM
lmaooooooooooooooooooo
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:06 PM
ricky henderson
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:06 PM
Thanks, sharkzfan y jakebot
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:06 PM
GO SHARKS!!!!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:06 PM
Nerds
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:06 PM
LETS GET IT
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 16 2017 | 10:06 PM
Justin!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:06 PM
I wanna be friends with Hertl
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:07 PM
Also the lack of Orange is so fucking welcome
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:07 PM
oh god, yes
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
I try to keep orange to a minimum on this website
Just for Jake
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
that was not fun to look at
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
Jake is triggered by the color Orange now
Especially after the election
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
may have to change my pic..
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
Not sure I like Boed being out
He brings some speed at least
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
I would rather hug a cactus
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
boed out/thornton in is the only change?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:08 PM
Yep
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:09 PM
I miss the old opera singer that we'd have do the anthem sometimes
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:09 PM
MARLEAU-COUTURE-WARD
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:09 PM
that line might not suck now!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:09 PM
i hate the two anthem thing
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
so annoying
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
stop doing anthems before these, what's the point
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
Just do O Canada
It's better to listen to
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
I like it
Love the Canadian anthem being played, shows a lot of respect.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
PATRIOTISM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
Hold onto your butts
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
Botswana anthem of don't bother
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:10 PM
Couture without cage!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:11 PM
Fun Fact Kurt
Our national anthem is sung at about half the proper pace it should be.
The tune is an old tavern tune from the 17th century
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:11 PM
FUCK YOU KASSIAN
STUPID INBRED AMISH PIG FUCKER...AND YOUR FACIAL HAIR SUCKS
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:12 PM
Braun finished a check
There is hope
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:13 PM
Liquor role call
What are we drinking tonight?
PABST!
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:13 PM
I'd be OK if the Sharks scored 3 goals
in the 1st period
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:14 PM
The fucking tank still has empty seats....
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:14 PM
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK ARE PEOPLE DOING?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:14 PM
To be fair, it is Easter
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:15 PM
To be fair, this is the first home game after a trip to the finals
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:15 PM
To be fair, it does look better than most of the time during the regular season.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:15 PM
Thornton shooting?
We have a chance
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:16 PM
Plz tell me we unlocked Angry Jumbo
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:17 PM
Not sure I like cooch not wearing the cage though
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:17 PM
You got to free the cooch sometimes
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:18 PM
Especially with EDM headhunting last game
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:18 PM
Good intensity
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:18 PM
So much better than last game
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:18 PM
This is the hitting I wanted
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:18 PM
Not hunting, just finishing them
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:18 PM
Good start for us
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:19 PM
Jumbo has tried about 3 shots so far
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:19 PM
Jumbo is in BEAST mode
LOVING IT
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:19 PM
More than most games
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:19 PM
Someone tell me again that hits are useless
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:20 PM
GET YOUR DINNER BOYS
KEEP PUTTING THAT PRESSURE ON! THE DINNER ROLLS ARE HOT AND READY!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:20 PM
More shots in 10 mins than he's had all year
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:20 PM
Like the energy so far
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:20 PM
THAT'S THE ENERGY I LIKE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:20 PM
LETS GO BOYS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:20 PM
Better sequence than anything last game
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:20 PM
You know what creates energy for a team?
Finishing your checks against your opponents. Hits and physical play is not useless, especially in the playoffs.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:21 PM
good stuff so far, skating and smart with the puck, simple plays and finishing hits
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:21 PM
minus braun's whiff job, pretty good start
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:21 PM
that 4th line is amazing
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:22 PM
I love that the 4th is all young guns too
Let them find that chemistry and become more than a 4th
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:23 PM
woah wtf
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:24 PM
cooch isnt wearing a cage?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:24 PM
Nope
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:24 PM
Missed the lines
What are they right now?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:25 PM
balls
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:25 PM
huge balls
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:25 PM
IDK
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:25 PM
Braun is being much more physical then usual
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:25 PM
Marleau done at center?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:26 PM
Yeah, he's with Couture and Ward
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:26 PM
Good.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:27 PM
I like how we are throwing more at the net right now
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:27 PM
Sorry I'm late to the party
#wrecktherig
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:28 PM
Yeah, we've been a score-off-the-rebound team all year
Not gonna suddenly develop uber sniper tendencies
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:28 PM
yeah i like the shots
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:28 PM
CAWS
What kinda alcohol are you drinking?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
The lines:
68-19-8
12-39-42
27-48-36
20-50-28
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
Shoot and crash the net
Never a bad idea in the playoffs
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
talbot kicks out some rebounds so keep it low, throw it at his feet from the angles and there will be some rebounds
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
Rum and coke
being that I gave it up for Lent
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
BURNS PASSED IT
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
And we almost scored
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
this team looks good
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:29 PM
Love this start
Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 16 2017 | 10:30 PM
Only thing we haven't done is score
we look good though
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:30 PM
Thornton is looking great out there
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:30 PM
MY MOJHO IS HERE
LETS GET FITSHACED
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 16 2017 | 10:31 PM
Best way to defend against the Oil
is to stay in the Sharks O-zone
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:31 PM
^^^
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:31 PM
Oh teardrop
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:32 PM
Man I wish it was Patty who had that chance
Not Tierney. No offence buddy.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:32 PM
Let's talk about this 4th line
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:32 PM
And how it would be better with Haley on it?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
goddamn it tierney
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
hit the net
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
I now see why Boedker was scratched
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
Whoever says Jumbo is washed up and shouldnt get another get another contract
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
karsten u so funny
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
Can kindly go FUCK THEMSELVES
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
Guys I figured out the perfect way to beat the Oilers
It was so obvious...and adorable.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
lmao
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:33 PM
damn tierney, get that on goal
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
hold up
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
IT needs a quick edit
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
looking good minus Vlasic's flub
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
I guess he wants to make Braun look less embarrassed?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
It's alright guys
we keep this up, we'll get it done
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
Hahaha
For my Dad joke or the Haley comment?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
"peeing your pants is the coolest!"
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 10:34 PM
Haley
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:35 PM
Haha, I try
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:35 PM
Thornton is skating pretty well tonight
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:35 PM
No no this is how you beat oil
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:36 PM
Can we all take a moment to realize what kind of god Jumbo must be?
That game in Vancouver looked like his knee didn't have a ligament left.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:36 PM
Soooo anyone else annoyed the Pens won tonight?
Totally thought Blue Jackets were going to win that series....rip my playoff tree.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:37 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:37 PM
yes
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:37 PM
lets fucking go
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:37 PM
i put a lot of effort into that
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:37 PM
That pens cbj game was fun to watch
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:37 PM
Like this?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:38 PM
OH SHIT PP
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:38 PM
Get our defensive guys out there STAT
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:38 PM
God they just showed that Kassian hit on Cooch on Friday
How in the living fuck was that not a charge?
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:38 PM
PP Time
FUCK!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:38 PM
Because they called to many penalties on Edm already?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:38 PM
LETS GO SHARKS
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:38 PM
COME ON
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:39 PM
Fuck it!
I am going for the 2.0 beers/period mark tonight
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:39 PM
Well, we looking better already
Joe does make a difference
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:39 PM
6.0 Beers For/60
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:39 PM
WEAK
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:40 PM
Is our new strategy on the PP
Taking a penalty to neutralize it?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:40 PM
4 on 4
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:40 PM
Really dodged a bullet there fellas
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:40 PM
FOR FUCK SAKE THE 1-3-1 Ladder PP doesn't work anymore
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:40 PM
2-1-2
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:40 PM
COME THE FUCK ON
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:40 PM
Why do our PP's always kill our momentum?
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:41 PM
SWITCH BACK TO A 2-1-2
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:41 PM
The Harvard PP that I am so erect over is similar to a 2-1-2
So I am for that
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:41 PM
The Tank should be booing Kassian
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:41 PM
Man, I'm really loving this Tierney kid
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:42 PM
SJST is your game lagging
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:42 PM
JONER
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:43 PM
Solid PK by Pavelski
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:43 PM
DICKS OUT FOR MART-RAMBE
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:43 PM
(I am so sorry for typing that)
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:43 PM
good one
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:44 PM
Good period fellas
More of that in the next period please
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:44 PM
Momentum after one period:
definitely on our side. Let's go out and capitalize on it the rest of this game and the rest of the series!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:44 PM
Good period
Already have more shots than the last game
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:44 PM
I was afraid of that stat
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:44 PM
But happy game 2 is behind us
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:45 PM
I blame irbe
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:45 PM
This is more like the 2nd and 3rd of Game 1
So that is good
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:45 PM
good period until the PP
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:45 PM
we seriously got to fix that
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:45 PM
At least Ward took care of the PP danger
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:46 PM
we need to seriously just go back to the powerplay from last year
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:46 PM
2-1-2, and stop relying so heavily on burns
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:46 PM
let the puck movement happen naturally and don't force anything
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:46 PM
In what world would a pp that's been terrible all year magically change in the playoffs?
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:46 PM
ideally keep it down low/behind the net, then when the PK cheats over, pass it to the point and blast it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:47 PM
It looked a bit better before the puck got cleared
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 10:47 PM
LET ME BELIEVE CLOCKWORK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:47 PM
I really liked the play they used to run where the point forward would switch with Burns and they'd do a quick bump pass for a open lane one-timer
Marleau scored at least a few off that
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:47 PM
Getting the puck near the goalie and then scramble in front will result in more goals
than shots from the point
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:47 PM
It's going to stay bad, accept it and believe we can get the job done 5v5
Your blood pressure will thank me
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:48 PM
ALcohol is a muscle relaxant right?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:49 PM
A brain relaxant maybe :P
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:50 PM
Yknow, I just realized that most of Canadas teams are named after groups of people which is lame
Oilers, Canucks, Canadiens and Senators
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:50 PM
Hey now Jets and flames are people too
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 10:51 PM
So that was a good period, huh guys?
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 10:53 PM
Great first period!
I'm sure someone already joked about this, but I was glad when Ward got the penalty lol
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:53 PM
Of course, how could I forget that Jets are people
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 10:54 PM
SJST where did you go
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:54 PM
The powerplay really needs some work, eh?
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 10:54 PM
Hey Bockerz, you need to up your game!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:55 PM
No, the powerplay is good the way it is
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:55 PM
No need to change it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 10:55 PM
@sharkzfan
I was watching the game in bed with the wife, I'm back out on the computer now
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:55 PM
I will have Char beat by next game!
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:56 PM
I'm doing alright on the comments rankings!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:57 PM
So, for the rest of the playoffs,
if the other team commits a penalty, a Sharks player needs to slash someone to make sure we don't go on a PP
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:57 PM
Go
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:57 PM
Me!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:57 PM
You guys will never catch me!
(surf might)
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:58 PM
Charlie stuck at 999
Come on Charlie!
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:58 PM
Also, I'm well on my way to getting faced
the rest of this game will be pretty good for me but can be made better with a few Sharks goals!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 10:59 PM
WHERE YOU AT CHAR?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:59 PM
My hold on 2nd will be surrendered after this week
since I'll be on vacation for several weeks and, timezone-wise, I probably will miss a lot of the games
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 10:59 PM
WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT MACHO MAN
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 10:59 PM
@CAWS
Me too lol! 4 beers in, 8 to go
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:00 PM
We're going to miss you surf
Where ya headed?
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:01 PM
Europe
Spain, Portugal, France, UK
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:01 PM
did i just hear randy say SJ had 32 hits that period?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:01 PM
KURT
You are not seriously shooting for 12 beers, are you?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:01 PM
Nice
Have sine tapas for me!
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:02 PM
they were physical, but that is like toronto on la level hit counting
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:02 PM
Will do
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:02 PM
32-14 on hits
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:02 PM
@Jake
I don't "shoot" for 12 beers, I just drink them =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:02 PM
i remember a few years ago in toronto randy and drew were laughing at the hit count
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:02 PM
OK boys,
score some goals
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:02 PM
go sharks!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:03 PM
keep doing what you're doing
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:03 PM
@Kurt
I need to get back to DC levels of drinking then....
I had some stupid drunk nights
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:03 PM
COME ON SHARKS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:03 PM
Man, I'm wayyy behind. I'll need to catch up.
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:03 PM
That picture of you in your hat at the tank
That looked like a 12 beer night for ya!
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:03 PM
Bockz, I am only on ber #3
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:03 PM
OMFG
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
Tape to tape passes would be good
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
HOW
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
HAVE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
WE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
NOT
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
Not scored?
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
SCORED>?!?!?!?!?!!){(*R#@()&(Y
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP BOCKERZ
plz stop posting
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
You mean me at Staples?
That was a many beer night.... It was fuzzy by the time they put me on screen
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
Lets go fellas
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:04 PM
WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING MY NAME?!?!?!?!
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
lol, I bet it was Jake!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
We need to win 8-0 with a 5 goal Pavelski performance
And I will be #1 in my fantasy pool
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
Bockerz!!!!
Hai!!
God Emperor of sjsharktank.com
Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
Haha SJST
youre well on your way!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
I WILL NEVER CATCH UP
MAYBE I SHOULD POST SOME NICE MOJO
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
Hell yeah Dillon
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
OOOOOOO
This cover of Do You Know The Way to SJ
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
what is going on
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:05 PM
also that gif is creepy
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:06 PM
wtf
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:06 PM
Cross check to Tierneys head
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:06 PM
Good shift guys, keep it up
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:06 PM
ILU Christopher Tierney
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:07 PM
Cross-checking to the back of the head is allowed, according to Kevin Kurz. It's playoff hockey, and hits are allowed!!!
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:08 PM
refs bailing us out by not giving us a PP
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:08 PM
lol at Larsson
Slap shots the puck away from the linesmen
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:08 PM
Is "KurtsWife" actually Kurt's wife?
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:08 PM
Guys
We arent going to fix our PP unless we get more PP's to practice on
just sayin
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:08 PM
lol
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:09 PM
I'd like to work on our PP
After we get a commanding 4-0 lead in this game
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:09 PM
Bockerz
It is
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:09 PM
@Bockerz
Yes lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:09 PM
Good point SJST
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:09 PM
So that's why SJSD's so tame. Makes sense.
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:09 PM
C'mon Sharks!
Give me a goal!!!!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:10 PM
What's with our guys overskating everything?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:10 PM
*in the Oilers net.
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:10 PM
Do the old guys need some glasses?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:10 PM
Ask Steve (CAWS)
I'm very tame
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:10 PM
If (when?) you drink a lot of beer, you have to PP.
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:11 PM
What will happen to the world if Nashville and STL advance
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:11 PM
What're they asking me?
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:11 PM
Very tame
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:11 PM
CAN MCDAVID GO AWAY ALREADY
So we can win the next 3 games 12-0?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:11 PM
Yeah
Justin knows I'm tame too =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:11 PM
Question for everyone:
Whats your beers-per-period average?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
3.5
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
Intensity has died a lot
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
2.0
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
Loves coke though, kinda weird
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
Mclellan is line shuffling
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
=P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
0.0
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
Get the crowd back into it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
PRACTICE TIME - LETS GO FELLAS
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
Fuck, another PP
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:12 PM
Does the Line Blender (TM) ever work?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:13 PM
Haha I love how we hate power plays. THANK YOU STEVE SPOTT!
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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:13 PM
Maybe our PP is better at home?
Because we get the Jaws theme music?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:13 PM
I can pound about 3
assuming i have no desire to drink any liquor that night
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:13 PM
Fucking PP
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:13 PM
So my 2.5 is not terribly alcoholic then
Thats good.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:13 PM
Caligula? Isn't that the movie about the Roman orgy dude?
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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:13 PM
OK how do we seriously not do powerplays all practice tomorrow?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
Relative to the rest of this board
karsten is basically sober
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
Kurt is what you call a functional alcoholic
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
Challenge accepted
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
IS THIS PP ON CRAZY PILLS
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
Who are they passing to? Taking #SixthMan too seriously
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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
JUST SHOOT THE DAMN PUCK ALREADY
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
His tab alone keeps Dana his job
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:14 PM
Literally just put the 4th line out on the PP
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
Jones must be pissed.
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
One of these games
We will get a shot on the PP
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
I bought Dana a house
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
YO STEVE SPOTT THIS IS GARBAGE YOU FUCKER
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
All good boys
That PP was a bit of an improvement
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
What the fuck are we even trying to do on the PP?
I don't get it
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
I mean, Edm didnt get a short handed goal
And we came close on a chance
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
A SHOT ATTEMPT! THAT'S ALMOST A GOAL, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT!
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:15 PM
I want the crowd to chant
"Ref you suck" on our next PP
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:16 PM
FIRE STEVE SPOTT
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 11:16 PM
It's true
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:16 PM
It's true
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:16 PM
LOL
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:16 PM
That would be hilarious
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:16 PM
ITS DAMN TRUE
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:16 PM
I wonder if our PP strategy is
Pass the puck until Thornton has an empty net to pass the puck into
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:17 PM
Its okay everyone
You get far more relaxed if you shotgun a beer or two in an effort to catch up to some random people on the internet
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:17 PM
The Thornton passing into an empty net theory is interesting. Too bad the Oilers don't have Pavelec.
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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:17 PM
That's the spirit karsten
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:17 PM
I think the issue is there is no strategy
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:17 PM
EYOOOO
Karsten, you shotgunned a ber?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
There is a strategy: Keep passing!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
It's like the Sharks have just started college. Things are happening, and the PP is confused.
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
At this point, as long as the other team doesn't get a SHG,
I'll consider the PP a victory. It just isn't going to get any better
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
At least they look wayyyyy better than last game
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
Maybe it is the Sharks giving the Oilers a handicap golf style?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
If shotgunning beers was an olympic sport
I would represent this country in the volume discipline.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
Well, sort of. I just finished the one I had open
Which was 4/5th full. This game is nerve wracking.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:18 PM
Cross check uncalled. Thanks ref?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:19 PM
yeah
we are into the phase where a soft goal against would be the most frustrating thing on the planet
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:20 PM
I believe that was a cross-check?
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:20 PM
This period has felt sleepy
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:20 PM
Nobody on either team
can catch a pass this period.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:20 PM
You know, I don't get how this roster is unable to score against the fucking Oilers. IT'S STILL THE OILERS.
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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:20 PM
I blame irbe
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:21 PM
Wow that ice is fucking garbage huh? It literally just died on Jumbo.
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:21 PM
No kidding Bockerz
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:21 PM
What a play!
Too bad it wasn't a goal
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:21 PM
Yeah Jumbo foud a opening. Too bad nothing came of it.
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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:22 PM
Martin omgggggg
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:22 PM
Beer #3 this period....am I caught up yet?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:23 PM
Yes
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:23 PM
Only 4 SOG this period
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:23 PM
I just cracked open #3
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:23 PM
Man, it's almost pathetic how Edmonton keeps trying to take late/cheap shots on jumbo and cooch
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:24 PM
anthony.bocs and Dmitriy
Keep chatting in the Google Chat thingy, wtf guys! (angry face)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:24 PM
I'm on my third half glass of whiskey, does that count?
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:24 PM
Yes
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:24 PM
SHOOT THE PUCK AND CRASH THE NEW
Simple formula guys, lets goooo.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:24 PM
Speaking of beer though, seriously, try Firestone Walker fortem. Best beer I've have in a long time.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:25 PM
Net*
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:25 PM
My local pub
Is tapping that on Thursday, looking forward to it.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:25 PM
I moved here Kurt!
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:25 PM
I see we have a tie that needs breaking.
Most likely by the Sharks.
PaulMartin.gif
Posted by: Golden State Gopher Apr 16 2017 | 11:25 PM
I see =)
Much happier now, if only Dmitry would comply!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
*Knocks on wood*
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
Sharks need to crash the net
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
Theirs, not ours
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
Third glass of whiskey = 4th beer in my mind
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
DEBOER TALKING TO SPOTT?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
IS HE FIRING HIM?!?!?!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
PLZ
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
Kurt, I'm jealous. I just had month old cans. Seriously, grade A beer. Probably my favorite thing they've ever put out. I put it up with Pliny on tap of not better
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
This Couture line
3 bad shifts in a row against McDavid's
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
It is at this point that I step away from the game. Need that mojo, I think.
Bye, fam. (Temporarily.)
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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:26 PM
HOW WAS THAT NOT A PENALTY ON TIERNEY
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:27 PM
Spott
Will be fired mid-game
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Apr 16 2017 | 11:27 PM
As good as Pliny on tap?! DAMN!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:27 PM
The ice looks hella shitty
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:27 PM
Hey Paul Martin
Wake up
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:27 PM
Its like making ice in California is difficult or something
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:28 PM
Anyone else feel like Timo is going to be clowe 2.0?
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:28 PM
There is an ice shortage in Cali
with all the whiskey being consumed
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:28 PM
Bring in cheechoo to run the pp
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:28 PM
God I hate McDavid
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:28 PM
TAKE YOUR WHISKEY NEAT YOU LOSER
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:28 PM
The ice is so shitty, we need to stop trying to make precision passes
and just throw the puck to the fucking net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:29 PM
As I am likely to say
Shoot the puck and crash the net. Always.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:29 PM
McDavid is scary.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Apr 16 2017 | 11:29 PM
Oilers have the right idea
They have almost scored 4 or 5 times just throwing shit towards the net
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:29 PM
I thought McJesus was gonna score on one of the last 2 sequences
will I ever be happy when his ass is out of the playoffs
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:30 PM
Is it time to put the Jonerism hoods on?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:30 PM
hummm!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:30 PM
HAIL JONES
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 16 2017 | 11:30 PM
They arent on already?
Heathens
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:30 PM
sharks haven't had a good period
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:30 PM
Lol I only take my whiskey neat never. I'll go on the rocks if I'm trying to relax in the hot tub or something
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:31 PM
talbot isn't THAT good, just throw the puck at him
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:31 PM
11-4 SOG
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:31 PM
PRECISELY SHARKSZFAN
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:31 PM
also the crowd is pathetic
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:32 PM
for a playoff game, this is sad
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:32 PM
DMX
Really?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:32 PM
sooooo many empty seats
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:32 PM
The shitty music cleared out the building
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:32 PM
Getting too old used up all the steam in the first
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:33 PM
The Tank is literally waiting to explode
give them a reason boys, c'mon!!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:33 PM
Our 4th line is losing to theirs
WTF guys! 2nd shift in a row
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:33 PM
Lets get one before the end of the period
One last push lets go
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:34 PM
Burns to forward! =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:34 PM
It's taking like 5 minutes to post now
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:35 PM
NOt for me
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:35 PM
My posts are going on fast
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:35 PM
Get a better computer Clock
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:35 PM
Welp, ended the period with a good shift
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:35 PM
starting to fall back to game 2 energy levels
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:36 PM
@Justin
I am working on a new piece of code that will make it so that I don't reload all the comments every 3 seconds, it will just find new comments and update the comment section
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:36 PM
Well, the good news is it is still 0-0
Need to play better in the 3rd
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:36 PM
Ony phone, don't feel like using the latop
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:36 PM
What about us that like to read old comments
To revel in our wit?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:37 PM
Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much perimeter play
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:37 PM
Force the fucking issue
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:37 PM
Leaders need to talk to the boys during the intermission
let them know this isn't enough. Need them to dig deep and get more!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:37 PM
I don't know if that's good news surf. We should've scored already between the first and the PPS
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:37 PM
5 periods
since a goal, come on guys!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:38 PM
EDM hasn't scored an ES goal since the 1st period of Game 1
So that is good. Can't expect that to last however
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:38 PM
Guys, lets not get into a game 1/2 mindset
We are in this game, outplayed them first period and kept pace in the second...we got this game.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:38 PM
I am nervous but feeling good about this.
The only thing that I'm worried about is some stupid penalty against the Sharks (as playoff reffing tends to produce)
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:39 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:39 PM
I don't care if we go 15-0 fr here on out though, Spott needs to go and we need to hire Oates.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:39 PM
CATS!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:39 PM
You know why we havent scored guys?
We have very little in the way of GIFs and Memes thus far. Step up your game fellas.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:41 PM
I think part of the problem is since the Sharks haven't scored yet, they're trying to hit the perfect pass and set up
And unfortunately it's causing more stilted moves, which Edmonton isn't having a problem stopping.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 16 2017 | 11:41 PM
The Sharks need to try to get the puck down to the circle on zone entry
and not stop near the blue line. That's just asking for trouble.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:41 PM
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Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
See you nerds next game, this too painful to try and post any more
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
Fack.
How do you post those annoying things?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
wait
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
Posted an overflow thread
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
do you need another threat
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
I can make one
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
jk
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
everybody move!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
New thread?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:42 PM
Just made it
hope on over
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
We have. A 2x 40 goal scorer, the best passer in the past 20 years, a guy with 500 goals, the leading scorer of last year's last year's playoffs, and a soon to be 2x Norris finalist and (probably) Norris winner.
No excuse for them to be 1/15
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:44 PM
Go Sharks!!