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SJSTFan 16 April 2017
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Let's kill this lag!
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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
3rd period thread woohooo!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
LETS ROLL
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
MOJO!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
Justin left
like 2 seconds before I made this thread lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
I am never going to figure this out
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:43 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:44 PM
What are you trying karsten?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:44 PM
I think Wingels would have been good in this situation
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:44 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:44 PM
I will bring the mojo in a bit
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:45 PM
Post a gif
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:46 PM
What the hell am I 40 something inm
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:46 PM
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:46 PM
Botswana ftw
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:47 PM
Guys, remember to smack talk Donskoi and Ward when we get a PP
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:47 PM
I said good day sir!
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:47 PM
book your tickets to Botswana!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:47 PM
That was funny
Literally 2 seconds after my shit talk, Ward scored. Welcome back Justin =)
We need cats
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:48 PM
That'll make the lag worse
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:48 PM
There's none yet, so that's good
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:48 PM
We aren't even 400 comments into this thread yet
We'll b e fine
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:48 PM
HOW THE HELL DO YOU POST A GIF
I want to do my part to do something something to the bandwidth
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:48 PM
karsten11
You on a computer?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
Kurt, is is raptor time?
^^^^
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
Yes
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
Yes, always!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
@karsten11
Do you have 2 monitors also ?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
Little picture button
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
IS IT TIME TO GET FUNKY?!?!?!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
No 1
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
CLAP CLAP CLAP YOUR HANDS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
Paste the image address
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:49 PM
On the image thing
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:50 PM
Fiiiiiiiiine
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:50 PM
I'm temporarily back. Did anything good happen?
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:50 PM
This is how I'm feeling about the game
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:50 PM
Thanks for the help fella
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:50 PM
Hope that was worth the effort
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:50 PM
Karsten, you have to post your account number, routing number, SSN, address and your mother's maiden name to post GIFs.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 16 2017 | 11:50 PM
You can use the image box next to the paper clip thingy and put the URL in there
Or you can right click an image, click "Copy Image" and then hit "control v" to paste it into the comment box. It has to be pasted into the big comment area, not the small area.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:51 PM
god Kurt he did it already
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:51 PM
Image / GIF
Same theory / practice
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:51 PM
lol - thank you for the non-sarcastic help
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:51 PM
I was typing Jake!!!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:51 PM
ok mr fast typer
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:51 PM
"I type 150 WPM"
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:51 PM
Piss off =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:52 PM
Fucking scorched
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:52 PM
Type Racer time let's do this!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:52 PM
Come at me
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:52 PM
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 16 2017 | 11:52 PM
I'm chaning the comments to orange
keep it up Jake =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:53 PM
LETS GOOOOOO
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:54 PM
MOJO TIME
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:54 PM
Many Sharks GPALZ
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:54 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:54 PM
Crank Shaft!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:54 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:54 PM
LETS DO THIS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 16 2017 | 11:54 PM
41 WPM lol
I am drunk
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:55 PM
BIG HIT BY MARLEAU
ATTA BOY
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:55 PM
haha
I'm surprised you actually played that
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:55 PM
I am surprised I am still good enough to be a shitty secretary right this second
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:55 PM
So many over types
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:55 PM
Because one thread wasn't enough
2 threads means YUGE victory
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:55 PM
Marleau!
Hell yeah!
Nice hit.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:56 PM
CAN WE GET A GOOD BOUNCE OR DEFLECTION OF A SHOT PLEASE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:56 PM
I knew Donskoi was going to get knocked on his ass
Weakest skater on our team
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:56 PM
One of us pissed off the hockey Gods.
Whoever it was, make amends now please.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:57 PM
I love Timo's hits
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 16 2017 | 11:57 PM
Ref missed a hand pass there
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:57 PM
Timo just might keep this team watchable after Jumbo and Marleau retire (in teal)
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:57 PM
Say 10 Hail Jones each
then all will be right between us and the gods
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:58 PM
We have a lot of terrible skaters
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:58 PM
Mearleau playing far better tonight
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 16 2017 | 11:58 PM
Remember how that was our draft philosophy for a long time?
"skating is something you can fix"
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 16 2017 | 11:58 PM
If that were true pavs wouldn't still have feet made of lead
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 16 2017 | 11:59 PM
Say your Hail Jones
and all will be well
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 16 2017 | 11:59 PM
104 WPM
Yay
I don't care about things
Posted by: Bockerz Apr 16 2017 | 11:59 PM
Jesus Bockz
How drunk are you?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:00 AM
what
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:00 AM
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
Hail Jones
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:00 AM
Nabby is better
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:00 AM
FORGIVE HIM HOCKEY GODS AND GIVE US A GOOD BOUNCE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:01 AM
I typed that too
instead of copy and paste, out of principle
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:01 AM
Damn it, so close
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:01 AM
Blasphemy
he is of the old gods, not of the new ones
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:01 AM
It is known
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:01 AM
Odin > jesus
I rest my case
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:02 AM
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY PALIN MASK
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 17 2017 | 12:02 AM
Patty is scoring tonight
I can feel it
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:02 AM
The fact that the Sharks are still so hell bent on running any offense through Burns is so frusturating
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:02 AM
IT WAS NECESSARY GHOST
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:02 AM
Whoever scores
as long as he's wearing teal, I will lose my shit
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:03 AM
yeah this offense is dull as hell
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:03 AM
theres no creativity
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:03 AM
Pass it to Burns Ash
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:03 AM
I WILL PUNCH YOUR NUTS
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 17 2017 | 12:03 AM
OR JUST SAY I WILL TO CAQTCH BOCKERZ
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 17 2017 | 12:04 AM
ARE YOU DRAYMOND GREEN?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
Damn
So my local Junior team that won the regular season with a league record in points/win % (~90%)
Just got bounced from the round robin finals losing 2 out of 3 and being outscored 14-6
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
I like how aggressive our D are being in the offensive zone
It will pay off for us at some point
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
haha
I broke my site
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
How did Char get one?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
Lol
What is HTML/CSS
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
wtf did you do
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
Uh
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
Am I the only one who still thinks its weird
To see the old Sharks coaching staff on the opposing team's bench? Doesnt sit well with me
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:05 AM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:06 AM
Could we get someone in front of the goalie?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:06 AM
Is this a ranking of importance?
Becuase I am moving up in the world if it is
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:06 AM
You are karsten
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:06 AM
Just. Score. One.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:07 AM
I gotta pee.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:07 AM
Can I have a TV timeout?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:07 AM
Hurry go tinkle so we can score
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:07 AM
Nice play by Pavs
JakeBot, you're going to lose ground if you take a piss break
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:07 AM
I see your logic Clock
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:08 AM
I will pee for the team RN
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:08 AM
Your bladder is holding us back
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:08 AM
OMG
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:08 AM
PEE MOJO
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:08 AM
Someone did not make things right with the hockey Gods
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:08 AM
FUCK!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:08 AM
Of all the fucking people too
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
Had to be fucking Kassian
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
really?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
you throw it to the slot?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
Martin 5 hole
Swiss cheese
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
Get it back fellas, lets go
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
Fucking shit
fuckity fuckity FUCK!!!!!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
oh man
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
WE JUST HAND THEM A CHANCE IN THE SLOT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:09 AM
WE DON'T EVEN PASS THE PUCK TO OURSELVES IN THE SLOT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:10 AM
COME ON
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:10 AM
ohhhh
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:10 AM
we're getting shutout agai
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:10 AM
fuck this team
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:10 AM
literally the only one who can score is burns
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
Put Dell in, that's the worst goal I've ever seen
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
Relax everyone
TONS of time left. 1-0 game. We got this.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
Jones doing his best Nemo impersonation
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
I can't even rationalize this shit
so angry right now
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
I'm pissed
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
We haven't scored in 2 games
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
YOU'RE PISSED
I AM THE ONE WHO GOT SCORED ON WHILE PISSING
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
or 110 minutes whatever
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:11 AM
I PISSED ON MYSELF OK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
I WAS TAKING A PISS AND THEN I GOT MAD BECAUSE THEY SCORED
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
AND EVERYTHING WENT TO PISS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
EVERYONE RELAX
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
Sharks gonna set another (not good) record. Zack fucking kassian has scored more goals than the sharks have the past 110 minutes
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
GAME IS FAR FROM OVER
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
WE GOT THIS
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
that was a brutal, stupid give away...smh
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
come on, Sharks
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:12 AM
get some pucks to the net
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:13 AM
sharks have done nothing to inspire confidence since the 1st period
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:13 AM
WE NEED SOME GRAPES, STAT
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:13 AM
^
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 17 2017 | 12:13 AM
Yea the giveaway was terrible, but a weak backhand from that far? Jones has no excuse
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:13 AM
We've been doing well this period
They got a lucky break, thats all. We got this guys
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:13 AM
POINT SHOTS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
YES
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
KEEP ONLY SHOOTING FROM THE POINT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
For a team whose offense depends on passing,
the Sharks really don't pass very well
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
GREAT GAMEPLAN
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
Hertl with the Joes
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
Mojos guys, lets get it going
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
how the fuck
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
do we only have 18 shots
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:14 AM
we had 44 in game 1
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:15 AM
Sharks gonna lose two games to Zack fucking kassian
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:15 AM
ENOUGH. Tons of time left. We got this.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:15 AM
manufacture something here
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:15 AM
Relax and let the team do their thing
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:15 AM
I'm with karsten11
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:15 AM
We've had 5 SOG since the start of the 2nd period
Not going to score if you don't get SOG
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:16 AM
He shouldn't even be playing after that shit on Logan
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:16 AM
WARDO SO CLOSE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:16 AM
They get so tired just running the cycle on the boards
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:17 AM
they can't do anything with it after they finally get off the boards
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
I'm starting to realize
all I can do is root for them. They need to get it done themselves
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
MAYBE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
they should try something else
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
We got this guys, we got this
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
DUMP AND CHASE WONT WORK NOW
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
They haven't had any good chances
To get off the boards. Oil doing a good job in the D-zone
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
THEY'RE SITTING BACK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
MY GOD
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:18 AM
Labanc for game 4?
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:19 AM
No
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:19 AM
fuck this im out
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:19 AM
disappointing as hell
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:19 AM
We got 2 goals coming
Have faith everyone
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:19 AM
joke's on me, thinking the sharks would do something different after game 2
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:19 AM
This has been far better than game 2
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
Try to have a good one Ash, see ya next game
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
We need to get more shots through
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
Well, they played better, but still lost to the Edmonton Zach kassians.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
But the effort is there.
Oilers have just up'd their clutch and grab game
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
Burns hasn't been the same since he fucked up Couture's mouth just passing it now
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
WE HAVENT LOST YET
How dare youe
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
fuck ward and donskoi reverse mojo!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:20 AM
As long as one comes in the next 3 minutes or less
i can believe we might find another. Right now, i have the suspicion we might get shutout for the second game in a row
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:21 AM
Ward sucks
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:21 AM
Unless they come back and win the series, they're literally going to lose to Zack fucking kassian. That might be more embarrassing than the 3-0.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:21 AM
need to get the puck between the dots
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:21 AM
too much on the perimeter
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:21 AM
let's go sharks!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:21 AM
Well, we only have 1 minute to score or the games over. As soon as they pull Jones it's over.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:22 AM
The whole team sucks, they don't want it and you can see it
There's no fire there
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:22 AM
If Kassian got that I was going to take a shot of bleach
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:23 AM
Come on boys
Lets tie this thing up
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:23 AM
Game over. There goes Jones.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:23 AM
lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:23 AM
Holy shit
This is so close
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:24 AM
Is it just me
Or are people falling a lot this game?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 17 2017 | 12:25 AM
A bit
We have been weak on puck battles. Need to dig deep and win that puck cleanly on the boards
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:25 AM
COME ON SHARKS LETS GOOOOO
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:25 AM
Burns needs to just let it rip not pass it
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:25 AM
TIE IT UP
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:25 AM
SHOTS AND CRASH THE NET
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:26 AM
Faceoffs aren't important
till they are
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:26 AM
OMG
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:26 AM
It would be a stupid fucking bounce that determines this game
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
So much for the home ice advantage
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
Down 2-1
uphill battle from here
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
Cam Talbot and Zack Kassian beat us again jesus
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
Lol
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
Last shift was good
Promising for game 4
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
Stick a fork in this team. This won't cut it.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
Thank God we won that game in OT
otherwise we'd be down 3-0
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
Well, 2-2 after game 4
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:27 AM
We just need to find our scoring touch
Need more than 24 shots
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:28 AM
They need to do that the whole fucking game!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:28 AM
We're going to lose to Zack fucking kassian. If he scores again next game I'm done watching.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:28 AM
ahhh shit :(
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 17 2017 | 12:28 AM
Welp, see you guys Tuesday night
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:29 AM
tfw Zack Kassian has more goals than Conner McDavid in playoffs
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:29 AM
I thought the Sharks were overall the better team this game
Shitty goal let in by Jones and a bad turnover by David. Another 2 power plays wasted. Playoffs come down to being clutch, Sharks need some clutch moments to dig back in.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:29 AM
Is Cam Talbot really deserving of having a 2 game shutout streak?
Also, is Kassian deserving of being a fucking playoff hero? Answer to both: definitely not!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:29 AM
Hey, we've scored more goals than the Blackhawks in the playoffs
They haven't scored at all
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:29 AM
Are the Sharks deserving of winning though?
Not really either. And that's the problem.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:29 AM
I might already be done watching
Even if they somehow get past the oil, no way this team playing like this can take the ducks/preds/blues
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 17 2017 | 12:30 AM
There was like 1 odd man rush this entire game
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:30 AM
Kassian deserves a Dreymond Green suspension after that hit on Couture, but you know fuck the Sharks right
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:30 AM
I know Edmonton is fast, but you gotta try to create some opportunities
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:30 AM
They need Jones to stop playing like ass, stop letting kassian play like God damn Gretzky, at least get some pressure on the PP, and oh yeah, NOT GET SHUTOUT 2 GAMES IN A ROW
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:30 AM
They had 1 shot of within 3 feet from the crease
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:31 AM
This series reminds me more and more of 2012
Stumble into the playoffs, win the first game in OT, then poof. Season gone
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 17 2017 | 12:31 AM
This game was going to come down to one mistake
Unfortunately, the Sharks made it
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:31 AM
Timo was our best player tonight
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:31 AM
I'm hoping they get their shit together that Pred series last year put me on edge but they came out of it and beyond
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Apr 17 2017 | 12:31 AM
No offense
there's no moral victories in the playoffs. You either win or lose, period. We haven't been good enough thus far and, unless major changes are made, I honestly don't think we'll be good enough to get out of this round. Game 4 is (obviously) a must-win
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:32 AM
This game really hurts. I was still being positive until this game. Seriously, fire Spott tonight.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:33 AM
God. Watching that kassian goal makes me want to put Dell in net. Jones has been butter soft.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:34 AM
For all the talk about Oilers speed,
what has beat us is the lack of offense on the Sharks part.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:34 AM
Jones gave up 1 goal
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:35 AM
Last game he gave up 2 shorties, the first one which should have never happened
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:35 AM
He's got what, a .940 sv percentage?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:36 AM
On to the next game
The Sharks need to fix things on the offensive end to get this series back on the right track
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:36 AM
He could stop literally everything, but we'd play into infinite overtimes because the offense is incapable of scoring
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:36 AM
If we can't score on the PP
we stand no chance. They've given us SO many opportunities but it remains so static that we don't really give ourselves a chance to score until there's 10 seconds left. Not trying to be a downer, just looking at this pragmatically: I think we lose this series in 6, unfortunately
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:36 AM
I'm thinking 5 if we can't score
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:37 AM
Actually that sounds a lot dumber now that I think about it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 17 2017 | 12:37 AM
5 is definitely likely
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:37 AM
Lol the whole season? They haven't been good scoring all season.
It seems like PDB changed the system. They seem to be playing differently than last year. It's either half the team is having a bad year(unlikely) or PDB is telling them to play differently
And Jones has let in 2 softies and 1 semi softie the past 2 games
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:37 AM
See ya Tuesday
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 17 2017 | 12:37 AM
See you guys Tuesday. We must win or we're done
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 17 2017 | 12:38 AM
Everyone chill out
We are bound for a break through. I thought we carried most of that game. 1 bad flukey turnover gave the Oilers that game. A couple bounces our way and we would have won 3-0.
We'll even it up on Tuesday, and then take the next 2. Sharks in 6 was my call and I'm sticking with it.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 17 2017 | 12:41 AM
Didn't everyone day chill out about the PP it'll come around? That worked great.
Posted by: Antbox Apr 17 2017 | 12:44 AM
Stay chill, Antbox. It'll come around. I asked Justin Timberlake and he confirmed.
I don't care about things
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