Botswana > Vancouver

sharkzfan 5 April 2017

RECAP:

Let's be honest. If you missed the first 30 seconds of this game, you missed out on about 75% of the fun. Kevin Labanc opened up the night 18 seconds in and Joel Ward (the guy who plays like he's 70) scored 12 seconds later. And the Sharks dominated play for the first 10 minutes.

And then things changed. Vancouver got into a groove and controlled play for the majority of the game. All Hail the Mighty Joner, as he had to be sharp after a couple of less than stellar outings. His first star performance tonight is a postive sign with only two games left in the regular season.

Things happened (not really), and Vancouver scored early in the 3rd to make it a little nervy, but a beautiful Tierney tip off a Burnzie point shot put this game away with 10 minutes to go. A nice win for the boys, but the real test is the much anticipated matchup with Edmonton on Thursday.

SJST Three Star Selections

1st Star: Botswana

2nd Star: Gaborone

3rd Star:

Winning is fun. Let's do more of it. Here's a GIF to end this (this is how I feel about the quality of this recap)

ADVANCED STATS:

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86 Comments:

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:18 AM

Well Done Sharkz Well Done

They Grow up so Fast

And EDM Lost Double Victory!

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:20 AM

Botswana better get ready for a Stanley Cup Parade!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 5 2017 | 01:20 AM

I love it

Welcome to the team sharkzfan

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:20 AM

So proud to be a part of this team!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:20 AM

Side note: I added an advanced stats section, so refresh if you don't see it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:21 AM

You will eventually

learn how to work around my bad programming skills

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:21 AM

Nah don't worry, this is fun

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:21 AM

okay

brb for smoke for real this time, then moar comments on advanced stats

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:21 AM

Was about to make a snide Stats comment

did not see that GIF coming haha

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:22 AM

I know they mean stuff, I'm too lazy to figure it out

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:22 AM

Like they are actually very useful, but I'll let the smarter people handle it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:22 AM

Hey if Jake can do Advanced Stats then you don't have to be that smart

Just saying

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:26 AM

Man, now I have to learn advanced stats

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:26 AM

But he gets paid to know those things so......

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:26 AM

That face you make when you actually like to use advanced stats but you din't want the god emperor SJST to ban you

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:27 AM

Obviously not enough tho

his words "I don't get paid enough to deal with childish bullshit on this site"

Might be paraphasing a bit

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:28 AM

SUP FUCKERS?!

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz Apr 5 2017 | 01:28 AM

Where'd he say that?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:28 AM

HOLY SHIT SUDDEN BOCKERZ

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:28 AM

What's up dude!?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:29 AM

He saw that anyone can be a writer

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:30 AM

and decided to take my job

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:30 AM

Stealin yo girl, stealin yo job

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:31 AM

I'm hear to right words. Where dew I sign up?

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Posted by: Bockerz Apr 5 2017 | 01:31 AM

It's a hard life as a decredited journalist

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:31 AM

To applier

Plz send nudes to all our emails

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:32 AM

Ire: One of his comments a couple weeks ago

I'll try looking for it but in essence he said that he gets paid to write and magange the site. Went on to say that he could care less if people didn't like his attitude and stated that he could do without the childish BS and crying in the comment sections.

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:32 AM

Done.

That was all_our_emails@aol.com, I hope.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz Apr 5 2017 | 01:33 AM

The nudes requirement is actually pretty tame

For Sharkzfan to apply, he had to deepthroat a cucumber and put it on pornhub. You got an easy shot, I'd say.

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:34 AM

phew yeah

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:35 AM

glad thats done with

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:35 AM

Was I supposed to hit the forward to all contacts on that email??

Sorry Bockerz?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:35 AM

I mean, the preceding Spongebob roleplay was a bit odd...

But you do you, Sharkz

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:35 AM

Go for it. It's your friends that you're losing.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz Apr 5 2017 | 01:36 AM

Wait that's all he had to do for his initiation??

Now thats sum bullshit. Still have nightmares about my hazing guys

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:36 AM

Yeah, they were desperate for someone do to recaps

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:37 AM

Excuse me Relent

But you liked sitting on that glass coke bottle, don't lie

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:37 AM

Bockerz is like

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:38 AM

Can we talk about something else?

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz Apr 5 2017 | 01:38 AM

Amazing timing there, Irbe.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz Apr 5 2017 | 01:38 AM

More like

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:38 AM

Bockerz was expecting a family fun website

What he saw scared him for the rest of his life...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:39 AM

I'll change the subject

So Bockerz, what inspired you to visit our humble abode?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:41 AM

Welcome to the New and "Improved" SJSharkTank Bockerz

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:41 AM

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:42 AM

I brought him here

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:42 AM

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 5 2017 | 01:42 AM

More importantly Bockerz, do you even Botswana??

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:42 AM

Most important

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:43 AM

Also Did SJST get kidnapped, seriously starting to get worried over here

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:44 AM

This Recap has 8.2 times more comments than my Botswana Premier

:'(

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:44 AM

One of the homeless men living outside his house

Kidnapped him for ransom me thinks

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:45 AM

Dammit, knew we should have told him not to talk to strangers

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:47 AM

He does beat them up when he gets triggered

So maybe this was coming to him

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:49 AM

Little OT but anyone here watch LetterKenny??

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:49 AM

What is LetterKenny

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 01:50 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqwftlERNew

Only the Best Hockey Show on TV

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:51 AM

What the hell

Is a LetterKenny

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:51 AM

Back

Did I miss anything?

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:53 AM

sharkzfan

Your title broke the homepage =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:53 AM

I must go now

It's been fun, gentlemen

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 5 2017 | 01:54 AM

Irbe!!!! wait!

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:54 AM

Just Bockerz sending us all nudes

You knw the usual

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:55 AM

Bockerz is hear?

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:55 AM

He was, think we scared him off with our talk of Botswana and all the dick pics

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 01:57 AM

Without looking

I'm going to guess sexual acts were discussed

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 01:58 AM

But of course. Something about Sharkzfan deepthroating a cucumber and having to post it on pornhub in order to write his postgame recap

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 02:00 AM

See what happens when you leave us alone for 5mins

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 02:00 AM

More like 25 minutes

My cig break turned into a thing....Cucumbers were not involved

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 02:01 AM

Just imagine the GDT

Had Surf, Charlie and Clockwork shown up. We could have hit 1000

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 02:01 AM

Well thats unfortunate and I'm just waiting for the GDT where we're all online at the same time

That will be a sight to see. We might literaly break the internet

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 02:03 AM

So far

The Washington game is the record http://sjsharktank.com/cms/page.php?id=97

823 comments

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 02:04 AM

Yeah I saw that thread, EPIC

But based off tonight think we can beat that. Just glad I found this site, good to have a site where I can shoot the shit and talk hockey and have a good time while watching the Sharks again. Hoping for a deep playoff run so we can keep this thing going

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 02:06 AM

Me 2

I will keep working on improving the site. It lags > 400 comments cuz I need to learn websockets. Once I get that, we can get youtube embeds and less lag.

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 02:09 AM

Good news

Calgary officially cannot pass us now, which means we won't end up a WC

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 02:12 AM

Thats good to hear man. Honestly impressed with how far this website has came in such a short period of time

And that is great news, and with EDM losing tonight hopefully SJ will be able to get the two seed so they'll have home ice in the 1st round!

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 02:18 AM

I'm gonna call it a night bud

Hopefully I'll catch you thursday night in the GDT. Cheers!

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Apr 5 2017 | 02:19 AM

Alright bro

Thanks for the props, see you Thursday!

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 02:20 AM

Sounds like I missed a fun time

Had a busy day, will definitely try to make it on Thursday tho. Good job holding down the fort for the W boys.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Apr 5 2017 | 05:05 AM

Yeah, it was a great time

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 12:27 PM

Thursday should be good too

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 5 2017 | 12:27 PM

It's gonna be dope

as fuck yo

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 5 2017 | 09:22 PM

Whew

JakeBot didn't show up. We dodged that bullet !!! = P

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Posted by: SJSTFan Apr 6 2017 | 12:28 AM

When do the GDTs go up?

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz Apr 6 2017 | 01:48 PM

At 7-ish?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Apr 6 2017 | 03:47 PM