WAS @ SJS GDT
Irbe's Pads 9 March 2017
In a true marquee matchup, the powerful Washington Capitals square off in SAP Center against the San Jose Sharks. The Caps, who just picked up Kevin Shattenkirk in a trade with St. Louis, are looking like Stanley Cup Contenders. However, Washington's playoff record is much like Barry Trotz's neck, completely absent. Not once have they advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals under Ovie's reign, which is.... Not good. Meanwhile, the Danish overlord Jannik Hansen finally makes his debut, finally getting past the #extremevetting. The Sharks look to continue their dominance over the Caps, posting a 21-1-2 record in their past 24 meetings.
Go Sharks!
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Barry Trotz will be in your nightmares later tonight
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 09:39 PM
Looking forward to Hansen's debut alongside the Joe's!
Go Sharks!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 9 2017 | 09:41 PM
Whip out
the measuring stick. Hopefully, the Sharks will measure up more than they measured against the Wild.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:06 PM
"Whip out the measuring stick."
Urm........
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:21 PM
lol Irbe
That was a brutal comment about his neck
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:23 PM
Barry Trotz nightmares indeed.
Bah gawd.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:23 PM
You guys like my new sig?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:24 PM
Yes,
God Emperor!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:24 PM
GSG
Is your sig a gif of a nodding Paul Martin?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:24 PM
*profile picture*
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:25 PM
It is either Paul Martin
Or your local meth head.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:25 PM
Kurt
#NomyGodEmperor
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:26 PM
*not
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:26 PM
Paul Martin
Is now my sig
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:26 PM
I've had a bit to drink, as you guys can see by my slick typing skillz
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:26 PM
Desert Dogs! DRINK IRBE
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:27 PM
And the sig is awesome, Kurt.
But I didn't vote for you!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:28 PM
Fuck you Kurt you kunt
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:28 PM
I like the games when the Sharks win
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 10:30 PM
Gopher
You don't vote for Kings!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:31 PM
Fuck the Kings!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:31 PM
King the Fuck!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:31 PM
Help! Help!
I'm being repressed!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:31 PM
Shit, Kurt's Autocratic now
About time
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:32 PM
YES!
You got the reference!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:32 PM
Hansen scores the first goal tonight
you heard it here first
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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 9 2017 | 10:33 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:33 PM
Take me farther
Danish boy
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:33 PM
That's what I was going for!
Monty Python is awesome.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:34 PM
Supreme executive power derives from the masses!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:34 PM
No wonder I don't remember the last time the Caps and Sharks played
They played on Election Night. I've suppressed all my memories of that day.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:34 PM
@Surf
Trump won. =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:34 PM
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:35 PM
TL;DR
Joe Thornton is a good hockey player
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:35 PM
I can somehow tie election night to Monty Python...
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:35 PM
Go SJ!
hey tankers
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:35 PM
Who is this Trump person
that you mention?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:35 PM
What's up sipp sharky
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:36 PM
Trump wrote an article for us!
http://sjsharktank.com/cms/page.php?id=90
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:36 PM
We won that game though.
So I suppose election night wasn't all bad.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:37 PM
Truth.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:37 PM
Yay, winning!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:37 PM
Joe has 1000 assists?
Let's give him some fucking wine glasses lol
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:37 PM
I see that Thornton shaved some of his beard
and gave it to his son to wear on his head
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:37 PM
How about a big silver cup
in June?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:38 PM
What
A nice thing of him to do!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:38 PM
Guys
I think that Joe Thornton dude is a good hockey player
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:38 PM
Not like Joe would miss a little bit
of his beard
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:39 PM
That daughter of his is fucking adorable
Who would have known a caveman could accomplish that.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:39 PM
Binders full of assists
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:39 PM
Lol
Drunk Irbe is drunk
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 10:39 PM
Or is that the other guy?
IDK but Hansen some how snuck past immigration.
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:40 PM
Trump is a Sharks fan
Otherwise he'd still be getting vetted
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:40 PM
maybe ICE will do an on ice sting?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:40 PM
That would be a sight to see
Unless they also have skates I don't think it would end well though.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:41 PM
I once tried to stalk Thornton with Rob Blake
That was a interesting Wednesday
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:41 PM
How did a Danish person get through extreme vetting?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:41 PM
Not even Rob Blake
can locate Jumbo
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:41 PM
.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:41 PM
OMG
JAKEBOT IS REAL
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 10:42 PM
Hai Jake
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:42 PM
I got Jake in here
I found him in his natural habitat. Twitter.
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:42 PM
The mac is cheesed
the pants are off
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:42 PM
@Surf
Is that some lead to a really funny joke? Or an actual question?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:43 PM
Jake
We have avatars and sigs now
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 10:43 PM
Great Dane for first shift alright!
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:43 PM
Jake!
It's been a while since you've been in here.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:43 PM
Trump is in the building
Hansen has been killed : (
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:44 PM
I thought JakeBot was folkore
That Mexican people told their kids to make them shut the fuck up
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:44 PM
If I could think of a funny joke about Danes
I would.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:44 PM
It has
Life has been ... interesting.
But I am on the upswing now.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:44 PM
Fuck yeah Jake
Also props to whoever knows what my avatar is
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 10:45 PM
Hansen
I don't like him. He doesn't have enough facial hair. Thoughts guys?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:45 PM
I watched the Minny game and oooof
I hope Chicago takes them down somehow
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:45 PM
...
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:45 PM
The upswing is good.
Definitely better than the alternative.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:45 PM
It takes some time to grow that facial hair
Give the guy a chance
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:46 PM
Charlie...
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:46 PM
It will take Hansen
At least 3 decades, to catch up with our boys
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:46 PM
Part of the upswing is that I have been on 3 dates with this cool girl
So that's rad.
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:46 PM
Mic picking up a lone wolf trying to get the 'lets go shaa--arrks" chant
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:46 PM
Yes...
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 10:46 PM
STFU, Dad, you drunk
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:46 PM
Is it
Derrick Williams?
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:47 PM
The Caps need to return to the blue and bronze colors.
Also, unpopular opinion: The 'Let's Go Sha-arks' chant is dumb and needs to stop.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 10:47 PM
LETS DO A WAVE
MY SECTION WILL START. COME ON GUYS
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 10:47 PM
Are you at the game?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:47 PM
PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:47 PM
Def with you Alex
But it's impossible to get rid of at this point
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 10:48 PM
@Alex
That is not an unpopular opinion around these parts
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:48 PM
shit
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:48 PM
I like
Let's go Hoe-say! dun dun dun dun dun, Let's go Hoes-say!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:48 PM
We get scored on aleady?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:48 PM
(eternal delay)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:49 PM
Charlie
I will write a heavily worded letter
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:49 PM
The Caps PP is similar to the Sharks
in that it all feeds through Ovie (vs Burns on ours)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:49 PM
With big adjectives and shit
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:49 PM
Hansen
He did the PK in Vancouver correct?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:50 PM
Crap!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:50 PM
I think so
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:50 PM
Dear God,
yes he did
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:50 PM
oh fuck, winnik
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:50 PM
Damnit
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:50 PM
Time to drink some more
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:51 PM
Winnik...
Crap!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:51 PM
Well that's a funny looking save
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 10:51 PM
I was bummed when SJ didn't resign Winnik
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:51 PM
Damn
That goal is soo fucking weak too.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:51 PM
Was it Winnik or Galiardi that was the jesus freak?
either way I never liked either of their personalities.
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:52 PM
Seems to be a SJ trend lately
Take a penalty, get scored on, play catch up
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:52 PM
@jakebot IDK, but i read recently that other Colorado guy Duchene is a born again hardcore evangelical
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:53 PM
something about the rockies i guess?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:53 PM
I go to church
Come at me!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:54 PM
Gross, doesn't jive with our team culture at all...
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:54 PM
Funny you guys mention that because the Rockies were also criticized for forming a heavily Christian clubhouse like 10 years ago
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 10:54 PM
But didn't Jesus have a beard?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:54 PM
I knew I hated Todd Helton for a reason
...
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:55 PM
I won't comment on the religion thing
Because I don't wanna start the first SJST civil war :P
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:55 PM
This is true.
This raises questions about Burns and Thornton.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:55 PM
JakeBot
is jesus, but he hates himself
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:55 PM
I like the Pope and the Dalai Lama for what it is worth...
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:56 PM
The pope liked me
When I was 12
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:56 PM
Haley needs to back check after finishing that hit
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:57 PM
Hahahahaha
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:57 PM
Nice save
By Murtin Jerns
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:57 PM
Geez, boys, way to tell the Caps the driving range is open
My God
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 10:58 PM
JUMBO!!!!!!
from Hansen!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:58 PM
ok!!!!!!!!
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:58 PM
JUMBO
FUCK YEAH
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:58 PM
RIGBY!
1,000!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 10:58 PM
Jumbo passed to the net!
GPALZ!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 10:58 PM
The 1st line scored
and it wasn't a PP or empty netter?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:58 PM
THE PANTS ARE FIRMLY OFF NOW BOYS
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 10:59 PM
HELL YEAH PIMP
1000
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 10:59 PM
Fuck Goldobin!!!
JK!!!!
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:59 PM
Awesome shift by that line
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 10:59 PM
So, if this is what we get from Hansen every night
I'd be very happy
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 10:59 PM
Burns with the 2nd assist
FANTASY ORGASM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:00 PM
Lemme tell ya
I love them Danish boys
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:00 PM
Irbe
I'd prefer it instead if you just threw ur hat when a hat trick is scored
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:00 PM
GREAT DANES
THEY AIN'T JUST DOGS IN SAN JOSE!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:00 PM
Boedker
Would have had at least 10 more goals by now, had Irbe thrown his hat on the ice
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:01 PM
:(
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:01 PM
DO WE HAVE ADVANCED STATS THAT QUANTIFY THE BENEFITS OF PLAYING WITH A COUNTRYMAN???
we still hate Sundy right?
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:01 PM
DAMNIT
I lost my Burns assist
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:01 PM
Jake
When do we not hate Sundy?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:02 PM
I think it would be a good idea
not to have the 4th line out with the Caps 1st line
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:02 PM
On Sunday?
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:02 PM
Speaking of, GDT comment check!
SJST-147
FTF- 5
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:02 PM
Haley just tried to fight Shattenkirk?
Never change, plz.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:03 PM
Wait, why is the Todd Haley experiment continuing?
I thought Donkey and Jannik would bump him out.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:03 PM
Shattenkirk
Was kind of a bitch there wasn't he?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:03 PM
fuck that was a #triggering shift if there ever was one
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:03 PM
but at least Haley ran over Shattenkirk and made him look like a beesch
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:03 PM
It looked like Haley leveled Shattenkirk
and Shat hit Haley with a high stick (uncalled)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:03 PM
Shat
Really living up to his nickname
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:04 PM
Anson fucking Carter
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:05 PM
lol Anson Carter?
HOLY FUCK
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:05 PM
RE: Burns
It's a conspiracy by the NHL to let Crosby win the Art Ross
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:05 PM
Clearing the puck out of the zone
would be nice
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:05 PM
Vlasic
With an absolute ripp-ah
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:05 PM
East Coast conspiracy!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:05 PM
Burns
GIMME 4 pts tonight! FUCK THE EAST COAST
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:06 PM
^
(I say as I live near the east coast)
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:06 PM
wow scary throbby joner there
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:07 PM
PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:07 PM
take it easy, jonez
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:07 PM
Weak call
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:07 PM
SUBBAN TIME
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:07 PM
lol
Should have called both or neither of them there
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:07 PM
FUCK
.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:07 PM
we got a feathered fedora rock star behind the SJ bench
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:08 PM
"He fucking held him"
Anyone else catch that?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:08 PM
Did you all catch that Fuck
?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:08 PM
Irbe drinking game?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:08 PM
@ Irbe
Yeah, we got boned on that one
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:08 PM
Sure
What's the rules
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:08 PM
Rule 1
Irbe, drink
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:08 PM
ok
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:09 PM
I like that rule
Irbe!
PaulMartin.gif
Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:09 PM
Killed
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:09 PM
finish you sippy cup every time we see the fedora guy
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:09 PM
Hertl
Angry at the linesman?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:10 PM
OT, but I would like to see a TV show with Paul Martin and Donskoi as local drug dealers
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:10 PM
^
but why
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:10 PM
maybe not drug dealers
i'm open to negotiation
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:10 PM
Heroin addicts
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:11 PM
I think this has potential
I'd watch it.
PaulMartin.gif
Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:11 PM
Kevan Labanc
Is the Thornton we always wished we had.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:13 PM
Paul Martin
Already looks like he injects smack
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:13 PM
Donkey has the Euro MDMA clubber goatee vibe
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:13 PM
"Martin and the D-Man"
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:13 PM
Martin is more of the good ole american meth head
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:13 PM
Jake
PLEASE tell me you understand my sig and profile pic
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:13 PM
No one here gets it
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:14 PM
And it breaks my heart
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:14 PM
Haley playing with the Joes
What the actual fuck
PaulMartin.gif
Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:14 PM
Jones!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:14 PM
Jones
All praise
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:14 PM
Dan thinks that he's going to fight Wilson
Just for a little preview
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:14 PM
oosh thanks Jones!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:14 PM
Nice d-play
From our meth-head
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:15 PM
Man, a Caps/Sharks Final would be a lot of fun
Even if they lose, at least someone gets their well deserved moment in the sun
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:15 PM
All in favour
Of naming Martin's nickname as Meth-head, say aye
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:15 PM
I'm all in favor of Caps-Sharks in the SCF
That would be great
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:16 PM
Martin with the tweak out
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:16 PM
Caps vs Sharks final
Neither team would win...Somehow
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:16 PM
@surf oh yes please
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:16 PM
Ed Belfour
Was the best goaltender you shut your mouth Randy
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:17 PM
BOOOOOO!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:17 PM
BBBBBBEEEELLLLLFFFOOOOORRRRRR
BBBBBBEEEELLLLLFFFOOOOORRRRRR
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:17 PM
Get Belfour in on the Martin and Donkey show and we got something here
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:18 PM
PP Time 4-minutes
Ouch
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:18 PM
yikes
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:19 PM
That was scary
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:19 PM
That looked like it was on purpose
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:19 PM
4 minutes! Nice!
But that'll hurt. Hope Melker is ok
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:19 PM
Hope Melkman isn't a pirate
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:19 PM
Excuse me sir
But Ed Belfour should have a statue outside of the SAP, along with Steve Shields and Dimitri Patzold
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:19 PM
Another Caps player
For Haley to fight
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:19 PM
4 minutes
YAY! I mean, I hope Melk is ok...
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:20 PM
So 4 minutes of futility
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:20 PM
@Irbe add in Nolan Schaefer for good measure
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:20 PM
huh, okay
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:21 PM
Fucking Chicago
Lost to the Ducks
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:21 PM
San Jose's powerplay
Is the ultimate "You tried" creation in the world
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:22 PM
Fuck both of those teams
But fuck the Hawks more
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:22 PM
Or Hansen and Martin team up
The Beaker and Tweaker shower
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:22 PM
Sorry Irbe, was applying to work at home depot :P
Falkor is neverending story yes?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:23 PM
In my game of NHL 2K7
I turned Patzold into a 99 rated goalie
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:24 PM
YES
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:24 PM
YES JAKE YOU GOT IT
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:24 PM
Bernier
Gave me a shutout, so it wasn't all that bad for me
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:24 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:24 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:25 PM
OMFG
NO NINERS TALK NO. This is hockey season, shove that NFL shit up your ass CSNCA
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:25 PM
Someone's bitter
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:26 PM
Since San Diego
Fuck the NFL.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:27 PM
pst, hey guys, wanna see some rage?
DEAN SPANOS WAS IN THE RIGHT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:28 PM
I'm taking a walk
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:29 PM
The Home Depot
They can do it. Jake can help.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:29 PM
Hoping they throw me a bone...
So tired of this other job
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:29 PM
I for one
Will be starting the Dean Spanos fan club
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:30 PM
Irbe
That's a bad idea.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:30 PM
Hansen has some light facial hair
So, he's trying to blend in with his new teammates
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:30 PM
HEY BOYS!
Just got in, what did I miss
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 9 2017 | 11:31 PM
Irbe is bullying me
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:31 PM
Jumbo scored, Hansen assisted
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:31 PM
"Spanos has received a number of awards, including the Harold Leventhal Community Service Award, the top award of the Huntington's Disease Society of America, which was presented to Spanos and wife Susie in 2011 by the national board for their generosity."
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:31 PM
DIE IRBE
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:31 PM
See! Nice guy!
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:31 PM
@Irbe
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:32 PM
Oh shit Godzilla gifs
REC
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:32 PM
"Spanos has been a long-time contributor to Rady Children’s Hospital, the San Diego Blood Bank, San Diego State University’s Campanile Foundation, University of San Diego, STAR/PAL, the San Diego Police Foundation, the San Diego Hall of Champions and the San Diego High School Sports Association."
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:33 PM
Spanos is a piece of shit
-Kurt
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:33 PM
Irbe is always trolling me
Bully. Thankfully sippy shark and sharkzfan have my back?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:35 PM
Whys he have to be a Godzilla?
Why cant he be a Godchilla?
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:35 PM
Alex
Was that a joke on their accent? If so heheheeehe
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:35 PM
Side with the powerful -_-
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:35 PM
Wait there's avatars now?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 9 2017 | 11:36 PM
Wow, this place is really coming together
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 9 2017 | 11:36 PM
Actually, my sister just moved to SD and has a horrible habit of having way too many favorite teams/jerseys
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:36 PM
So for her sake and my brother in laws, kinda good that the Chargers are gone?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:37 PM
srry
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:37 PM
Yeah
You can click on your name at the top to pick an avatar and sig
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:37 PM
Oh shit
Kurt's on an island
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:37 PM
Hey Irbe
say something ;)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:37 PM
uh oh
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:37 PM
Lol
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:38 PM
mwuahahahaha
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:38 PM
remember when if you went AFK you had to say BRB
But now you just whip out your smart phone.....
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:38 PM
I'm trying to post a Dean Spanos fan page
And the website is blocking me
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:38 PM
Kurt is a Kunt
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:38 PM
Irbe
Like the new name?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:38 PM
@ SJSTFan
That was an off the cuff remark.
Which is weird since I'm wearing a short sleeved shirt.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:38 PM
I'm gonna file a report
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:39 PM
To the owner of the site
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:39 PM
lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:39 PM
I'll change it back now
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:40 PM
aaaaaand we're back!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:40 PM
uh oh, PP
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:40 PM
That was great Banter
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:40 PM
All work no play
nice avatar
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:41 PM
ENDLESS CLAPPING
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:41 PM
KURT
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
Holtby with a little goalie wars down to Joner
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
love it
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
Wookiee!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
hahahaha
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
Yes
Nabby?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
OH A PP GOAL
WOAH
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
one second left on the clock!!!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
just trolling us
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
OMG YAY!!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:42 PM
RIGBY!
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 9 2017 | 11:43 PM
It took 3:59 to get a PP goal
I'll take it
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:43 PM
The only problem
Is that our terrible powerplay numbers will improve, even though that power play sucked DICK
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:43 PM
MOTHA FUCKIN PAVS
GPALZ!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:43 PM
Kurt
It should be Nabby's Pads
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:43 PM
Pad, apartment, whatever!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:43 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:44 PM
So I guess I'm pooping for the rest of the game
I pooped and we scored
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:45 PM
Jake
Order some Indian food
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:45 PM
Jake
Go eat some atomic chicken wings
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:45 PM
I like this new guy
Let's keep him
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:46 PM
I like chicken
.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:46 PM
Nabby's house
Way cooler than Irbe's Pad
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:46 PM
ouch.... I mean... great!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:46 PM
Nabby
Has a pool and a bowling ally. Irbe has only a studio apartment
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:47 PM
Who is this Irbe's Pads
You speak of?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:48 PM
butcanyoupleasechangemeback.jpg
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:48 PM
Sharkies are buzzing
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:48 PM
PK
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:48 PM
All that pressure
and a pk
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:49 PM
Oy that ain't gud
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:49 PM
These fucking refs
weak calls all night
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:49 PM
Thanks Kurt
No more Dean Spanos, I promise
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:49 PM
Obligatory
PaulMartin.gif
Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:49 PM
fun hockey must be always
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:50 PM
Guys
We've already eclipsed 320 comments
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:50 PM
Last goal, a tip by Pavs
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:51 PM
I take your kitty and raise you...uhm...a kitty
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:51 PM
Testing Avatar
.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:51 PM
wow what was that call?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:51 PM
JAKE! You don't need to add a .
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:51 PM
Wow
SOFT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:51 PM
I dont?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:51 PM
OH MY GOD
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:52 PM
Like I said 3 minutes ago guys!
That call sucked ass!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:52 PM
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YEAH
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:52 PM
Also jake, you can just hit enter
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:52 PM
Jake...
It's....that's........that's a cactus
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:52 PM
I approve
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:52 PM
(as long as it is subject line only)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:52 PM
Type This And Hit Enter : )
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:53 PM
Go Jones
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:53 PM
Obligatory plug for my new project
Cactus Appreciation Society
On Facebook, Insta, and Twitter
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:53 PM
Type This And Hit Enter : )
I did it
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:53 PM
Jones
All hail
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:53 PM
Praise be to his name
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:54 PM
Killed
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:54 PM
Strong kill
Even Dillon did good
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:54 PM
I gave you a follow
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:54 PM
I see a cat gif, I post THE cat gif
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:55 PM
<3 Irbe
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 9 2017 | 11:55 PM
lol @ the Dillon comment he is a +7!
This +/- talk will trigger Jake
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:55 PM
I'd create a million fake accounts for you bae
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:56 PM
I only say that word
Under the influence
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:56 PM
NO TAKEBACKS
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:56 PM
I normally don't bitch about the refs
but they seem to be wearing Capitals jerseys tonight.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:56 PM
Oh dear
I set myself up, huh
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:57 PM
Patty
Get IT!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:58 PM
need to get the sharks goal announcer to do a "Shaaaaaarks blogger triggered by a suboptimal lineup. Assisted by #grit narratives and trading away draft picks for Polak and Spaling."
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 9 2017 | 11:58 PM
@sippy
That would be really fucking funny
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 9 2017 | 11:59 PM
Lol
Please yes
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 9 2017 | 11:59 PM
I agree
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 9 2017 | 11:59 PM
I can imagine that in his voice now
I like it.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 9 2017 | 11:59 PM
oh Tommy just Hertled someone in the corner
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:00 AM
nice
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:00 AM
Hertl!
Love him laying fuckers out on the forecheck
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:00 AM
Hits must be always
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:01 AM
Dammit!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:01 AM
oh dick gammick
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:01 AM
I love the Caps fans in the front couple of rows
20$ half of them don't know who Peter Bondra is
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:01 AM
Damnit
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:01 AM
Turnover in the neutral zone =
Caps goal
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:02 AM
Shit!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 10 2017 | 12:02 AM
Not much
You can do about that one. Great execution and a bit of puck luck.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:02 AM
Irbe
That is in issue with Caps fans in DC.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:02 AM
I know it was a turnover
but our guys were in decent position still, they just had great execution.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:02 AM
DC Sports are all just pageantry for the young and wealthy political class
.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:03 AM
Where is that guy who told me I couldn't comprehend the value of Dillon and Haley on FTF
I want to gloat in your face
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:03 AM
So we're back to squarsies I see
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:03 AM
I know their value. It's 0.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:03 AM
Jake
The period, it's not necessary
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:03 AM
I KNOW
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:04 AM
Old habits die hard
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:04 AM
Caps fans be like
Olaf Kolzig, is that Puerto Rican senator?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:04 AM
Jake has been conditioned lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:04 AM
Welcome to the future Jake
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:04 AM
Periods don't happen
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:04 AM
ask a woman that
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:05 AM
Kolzig, Osgood, and Nabby
Were the triumvirate of my goalie idoldom in my early formative years
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:05 AM
Vlasic took the net out on purpose
That should be a penalty
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:05 AM
Me no like
the profile picture
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
Because that NEVER happens against us
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
See, I've never been with a woman
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
So I've never needed to ask
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
Irbe
You should change your sig to let everyone know about your rank here
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
Neither have I!
HIGH FIVE!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
MY MAN!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
Irbe
It's never changing. I want you to remember your sins
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:06 AM
A new relationship forged ^^
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:07 AM
Oh and are we high fiving for sexual innocence?
HIGH FIVE
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:07 AM
I have a new best friend
To share my misery
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:07 AM
Fuck you Charlie
You're underaged
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:07 AM
I have had sex before
I can't high five :'(
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:07 AM
Yeah!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:07 AM
HA
GET REKT KURT!
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:08 AM
Jake bangs every 6 minutes
He's neo-us
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:08 AM
sharkzfan
No interest in an avatar or sig?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:08 AM
Not now
I have to make it great
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
It will be ready for next game though
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
PP Time
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
Haven't banged new girl yet....
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
Cry me a river Jake :P
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
Wow
We have over 400 comments, how the fuck did this happen?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
Sex talks.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
Don't call it a come back
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:09 AM
@jakebot
PPP? Power Play Poop? Please?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
Cooch!!!!
GPALZ!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
Kinda creepy sorry
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
Sharkzfan
Bros are best! Dem girls got cooties
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
NO MY FEED IS BEHIND
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
Last night took an L...
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
oh SHIT!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
A PP GOAL
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
GODDAMNIT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
GPALZ@!!!!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
WTF
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
FUCK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
I am not crying Irbe
Just letting you know I have A GOALLLLLLL
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
IM STILL WATCHING THE REPLAY OF THE TRIP
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
RIGBY!
TEETH!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:10 AM
OMFJGHGHG#RHGERJGERJGJGJG
GPALZZZZZZZZZ
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:11 AM
COOOOOOOOOOCH
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:11 AM
Charlie took an L
Tell me more
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:11 AM
OH WAIT YOU ALREADY SAW THE GOAL
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:11 AM
Speaking of cooties
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:11 AM
Now a PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:11 AM
TEETH!
This is not a drill!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 10 2017 | 12:11 AM
Last night took an L BUT TONIGHT I BOUNCE BACK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:12 AM
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:12 AM
ATTA BOY CHARLIE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:12 AM
Gopher
Is the official Couture goal counter, because I am a liar = )
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:12 AM
Well I did kinda take one today
But I was actually quoting the song. Was hoping someone would respond LIKE SHARKZFAN JUST DID FUCK YEAH
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:12 AM
WHAT DID CHARLIE DO
I'M SO CONFUSED I NEED JESUS AND/OR THE TOUCH OF ANOTHER WOMAN
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:12 AM
I'm in college, I get your young people references
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
OR GUY AT THIS POINT IDC
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
OR NON BINARY
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
I DUNNO WOAH CALM DOWN DUDE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
I should leave the Jesus talk out
I had some off color jokes on this subject earlier.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
OR POTATO
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
sharkzfan
Where do you school?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
UGA
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
Wait, you're in college too
BROOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
Jesus off color? Is it cause he's actually brown?!?!?!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:13 AM
WAIT WHAT!!!!
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
Yeah I don't wanna hear it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
Nah
It was about him being inside me lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
o
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
I APPLIED THERE
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
I literally have no filter
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
THATS LIKE WHERE I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
We have so much in common gatekeeper of Hahn gif dude
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
Good, so you're not a Brita
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:14 AM
huh really
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:15 AM
haha small world. ima drink to that
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:15 AM
Dead babies?
Is it funny? Okay, I'll joke about it
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:15 AM
hell yeah! I love the place
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:15 AM
screw it, I don't even know you dudes, but if you ever come to UGA, let me know
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:15 AM
Guys
We just destroyed the SJST record for most comments! IN THE SECOND PERIOD!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
IMMA DRINK TO THAT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
You're welcome
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
ATTA BOY!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
I def will @sharkzfan
I hear back next Friday I'm pretty sure
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
Po' up
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
good luck man
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
Woo hoo!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
its a great place for sure
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:16 AM
I saw a tweet from Jake complaining about how calling the refs blind is insensitive
I face palmed, forgot about it, went on Washington Post and started ironically calling people Nazi's for fun. I felt better afterwards.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
You local or sourced out of the West Coast?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
The previous record was 437 comments
And we have 473!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
Yeah! Internet bullying is fun!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
No jokes, I have a fake facebook account to comment on those news article and shame the dumb people
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
Fuck yeah it is!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
I usually do it when I'm hungover
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
I get really into it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
I'll drink to that
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:17 AM
Jesus, more football at intermission
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:18 AM
West Coast
I got deferred Early Action so I'm nervous af
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:18 AM
Welcome to the Sharks intermission report
Raiders news....
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:18 AM
Don't worry, but lowkey, it is getting tougher to get in
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:18 AM
@Charlie
I never had that problem :P
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:18 AM
I already hated the NFL because of Spanos
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
Now they are injecting themselves into my hockey games
FUCK OFF
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
Spanos is an asshole!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
I'll tell you what though
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
sorry, i'm out the loop. UGA? What school y'all speaking of?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
UGA girls, fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as hell
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
RE: Comments
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
I agree
UGA has some serious talent.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
Yeah I go to UGA and Charlie is tryna come to UGA
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:19 AM
Sharkzfan
have you had a bit to drink?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:20 AM
lel
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:20 AM
lmao I actually haven't
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:20 AM
I'm just channeling my inner idiot
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:20 AM
I'm like the exact opposite in person
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:20 AM
I'll use some lingo here
This GDT is straight lit fam
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:20 AM
Quiet and reserved
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:20 AM
He doesn't need to
The abundance of hot college aged women in his vicinity keep him intoxicated
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
This shit be finna poppin in a sec, ya feel
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
Georgia? But not Tbilisi?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
Yeah, actually on spring break
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
Hell nah, Georgia, like the hillbilly Georgia
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
ok i see
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
Like Deliverance Georgia
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
People here worship the Confederate flag
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:21 AM
and being a brown person
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:22 AM
Sometimes its not so fun
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:22 AM
Ain't no fine girls in the U of A
That, or they all wear parkas and sweats
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:22 AM
@sharkzfan
I met a hillbilly blonde farmer girl from Georgia once. I swear she was one of the hottest, sweetest girls I have ever met.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:22 AM
though tbilisi does sound like a hillbilly parish or trailer park
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:22 AM
Yeah I know it's getting harder
And I've heard about the girls lol. There's this hella hot chick that goes to my school that's a Georgia transplant.
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:23 AM
Wouldn't doubt it
Southern charm is a real thing here. Growing up in San Jose then moving out here, everyone here is so naturally friendly. But still racist af.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:23 AM
I'm from upstate NY, but yeah, still very different from the deep south
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:23 AM
Charlie is the ultimate pussy magnet
I'm not kidding
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:23 AM
Fuck it, you'll get in.
Let me know, I'll buy you a pint.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:23 AM
If he is, we're definitely hanging out
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:23 AM
This is my flag
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:24 AM
Irbe is kidding
But I will hit you up
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:24 AM
@SJST, what's the creepy picture when the avatar loads
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:24 AM
(I'm not kidding)
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:24 AM
Irbe
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
If he is kidding, then I'll still buy you a pint cause our ugliness will cancel out and attract people
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
If any of you guys want to do a semester abroad in Colombia...
I would recommend. Beautiful women.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
That's how it works right?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
's avatar I'm pretty sure
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
I'm actually spending my fall semester in Washington DC interning on the Hill
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
"If he is kidding, then I'll still buy you a pint cause our ugliness will cancel out and attract people
My man!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
Gonna be liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
100%
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:25 AM
@sharkzfan
I haven't completely gotten the code correct with the session variables for the users, so you will get random avatars till the page refreshes.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:26 AM
Damn now I really want to get in
No Sharks fans in Wisconsin
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:26 AM
Nah you good fam
It's just creeping me out big time and I want to cry, but no biggie
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:26 AM
Why do you want to cry?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:26 AM
2 Sharks fans that I know of at UGA, me being one
The other guy is a weirdo tho. He liked all the physical players and wanted to trade Marleau like 3 years ago.
So it's just me.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:27 AM
ass like an onion, makes me want to cry
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:27 AM
Take a look at Charlie's Instagram
Mad cat son :P
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:27 AM
hank from breaking bad
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:27 AM
Also, people here don't really consider hockey to be a real sport (see: Atlanta Flames and Atlanta Thrashers)
But fuck them.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:27 AM
Wanted to trade Marleau?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:27 AM
KURT QUICK PACE
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
Irbe,....talk me down
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
Yeah, he said that and I was like, ok buddy fuck out my face
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
Lol Kurt about to veto my college decision
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
aaaaaaaaand that came out wrong
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
fuck out my face
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
I'm gonna go pace
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
Fuck out my face?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
WHO IS KURT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
DON'T VETO UGA
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
Me
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:28 AM
Oh.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:29 AM
NAME REVEAL
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:29 AM
Do you all actually know each other in real life??
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:29 AM
i'm Kurt
and anti Marleau talk is my trigger
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:29 AM
Pretty sure he told me this in our Fantasy Hockey chat like 2 years ago
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:29 AM
@sharkzfan
My sister went to school in Nashville a while back, went to some preds games and said it was a wild experience with mixing hockey and southern/hillbilly culture. Good times.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:29 AM
Sharkzfan
I live in Canada. In Edmonton. In cold.
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:29 AM
Eh
Simple answer: no
Long answer: It feels like it
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:30 AM
IRL I don't know shit
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:30 AM
Man Preds fans are great.
They really embraced hockey up in Nashville. Also in Tampa.
Shame it didn't work out here. People would have loved it but they're too closed-minded.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:30 AM
I know
Clockwork Shark, Captain America's Wookie Squad in person. Irbe and Charlie are just as close though.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:30 AM
Ah Canada!
I have family in Kitchener, but that's it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:30 AM
Everyone knows Dana
Fuck him in his fucking face. Right guys?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:31 AM
FUCK DANA
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:31 AM
I know everybody's name here
Cause
1. I'm a stalker
2. Most emails come through me to join the chat
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:31 AM
Oooo look at me
I'm Irbe and I'm cool
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:32 AM
Haha savage
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:32 AM
I've only posted 100 comments in this thread (that is a lot I know lol)
closing in on 600 comments!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:32 AM
Judging by the fact you have me as your profile pic
Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty cool
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:32 AM
I fucked Dana IRL
Are we talking about the same Dana?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:33 AM
Yes Jake
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:33 AM
sharkzfan
What HS did you go to?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:33 AM
Dana is a dude ;)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:33 AM
Northview
It's in Duluth
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:33 AM
@Irbe
shit you are Snowden
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:34 AM
shhhhhhh
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:34 AM
I have legit never heard of it
Where da fuq is Duluth?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:34 AM
Snowden seems like a cool dude so
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:34 AM
I'm not quite Snowden
Because a good chunk of people here don't know my name
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:34 AM
On a hockey note
We don't look like shit against the Caps, let's hope we play them instead of Pitt if we manage to get that far.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:35 AM
Unless they look at my email, which I have to change some day
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:35 AM
I DO
PICK ME
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:35 AM
Earl?
Is it Earl?
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:35 AM
It's Earl, isn't it?
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:35 AM
I know too much about Irbe
And no Alex
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:35 AM
I think it is Earl
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:35 AM
Yeah but I feel like the Caps are playing at about 70%
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:36 AM
It's Earl-be
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:36 AM
Seems like an Earl thing to say Chardoug
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:36 AM
Their speed still throws off our guys
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:36 AM
Or
We're playing at 130%
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:36 AM
Boom
Mic drop. Roasted
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:37 AM
Earl's is a Canadian chain restaurant/bar?
Vancouver memories coming back
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:37 AM
Yeah, you win
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:37 AM
My name
is super sneakoy
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:37 AM
Serious note: Is the page starting to slowly lag for anyone else?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:37 AM
Like when you're typing or whatever
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:37 AM
Earl's is indeed a terrible restaurant chain
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:37 AM
We beat them 3-0 earlier this season
Last year we beat them 5-0 and 5-2. We match up well with these guys.
http://sjsharktank.com/schedule.php?resultsYear=20152016&resultsTeam=SJS
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:38 AM
Ok *******
That's everybodies hint for Irbe's full first name
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:38 AM
No, not me. But I have a good laptop, so...
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:38 AM
I am
But I have a Chromebook so...
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:38 AM
So it's probably my stream hogging the ram
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:38 AM
Seven letters
Sick hint mate
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:39 AM
I'm getting a bit of lag
I am paying for the lowest tier server on Amazon btw
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:39 AM
Why do they fuck with the audio levels whenever they play the Hand Clap song?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:39 AM
OT: Trump's tweets sung in the style of an emo band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CopDK_jI6DI
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:39 AM
haha
Charlie has a chromebook!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:39 AM
I can name drop anytime Irbe
Any. Time.
I'd watch that cockiness if I were you
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:39 AM
Taking Back Harambe
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:40 AM
612 comment
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:40 AM
How much is the server?
If we need to pitch in, I don't mind contributing a bit
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:40 AM
Smoke 'em if you got 'em SJ Shark Tank
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:40 AM
24 bucks a month
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:41 AM
That's true Charlie
I surrender
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:41 AM
I won't ask for cash at this point
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:41 AM
This site is still in development stages
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:41 AM
Man, Tierney with an Amazon Prime chance right there
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:41 AM
Aight
But if you need some help paying for it later, don't hesitate to ask
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:42 AM
Aight
But if you need some help paying for it later, don't hesitate to ask
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:42 AM
GUYS: HALEY IS NOT A DETERRENT!!!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:42 AM
Thanks sharkzfan
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:42 AM
Yeah but Haley has "value" that we can't quantify!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:42 AM
Jumbo playing with some energy
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:43 AM
A "value" to the other teams maybe
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:43 AM
If Haley's only value is triggering Sundy
then keep him in, Pete!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:43 AM
I can probably fix the issue code wise
by using sockets instead of reloding the comment section every 3 seconds. It will just take a lot of coding to get it done. I am not using plugins or wordpress, this site is being written on notepad.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:43 AM
Yuge value
yuge
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:43 AM
Ok, on a serious note, some of the hatred for Jake is stupid
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:43 AM
Why FTF sucks, part 68
TuckJob (After Hansen assist) - "And that’s why the trade/draft pick isn’t terrible."
Buzz Killington Pyroglyph-
"That's a ridiculous thing to base the trade on
Goldobin scored the GWG on his first game as a Canuck. I’m not saying the trade was terrible, but him picking up an assist in his first game says essentially nothing about the trade."
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
Like it's gone too far. I'm not a fan of everything he says, but some people literally disrespect him.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
In all honesty, I want Labanc/Sorenson/SJ Sharkie to play over Haley in April
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
cool
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
PP Time
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
Hell yeah, I'm gonna be a dick on FTF now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
I don't hate Jake at all
he is immature though sometimes.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
brb
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:44 AM
I disrespect him
But he disrespected me first
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:45 AM
Jake
has burned a lot of bridges
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:45 AM
Pug got his wish
No fun at all. No beer leauguers
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:45 AM
GPALZ!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:46 AM
GODDAMN SPOILERS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:46 AM
GPALZ!!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:46 AM
COOCH!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:46 AM
FUCK YEAH
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 10 2017 | 12:46 AM
RIGBY!
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:46 AM
I was just about to say
The power play is moving their pieces and looks great! Then a goal!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:47 AM
ER...I MEAN TEETH
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:47 AM
FINALLY A REAL PP
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:47 AM
If you guys rewind and watch the 1st half of the PP
Burns was down low on the cycle LOL
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:47 AM
OUR PP BE WORKING AGAIN
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:47 AM
^^ finally switching it up
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:47 AM
That was majestic
I teared up a little
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:47 AM
THEY FINALLY HAD MOVEMENT ON THE PP
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:48 AM
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:48 AM
2 PPGs tonight
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:48 AM
Burns is getting 1 more point tonight
Look up 500 comments, I asked for a 4 point night
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:48 AM
THEIR PP REALLY HARDENED THERE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:48 AM
sorry, too much of a reach
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:49 AM
The Sharks PP is making all of us happy.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 10 2017 | 12:49 AM
I'm getting hard, does that count?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:49 AM
This is all thanks
To the Cactus Appreciation Society
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:50 AM
@SJST
getting? not already?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:50 AM
@sippy
I've been edging all game
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:50 AM
TMI
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:51 AM
Real talk
This has been an insanely fun GDT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:51 AM
This shit is gonna hit 700 comments lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:51 AM
Yeah, this is what old FTF used to be like
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:51 AM
Totally random, just a place to hang out
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:52 AM
Lol
Just saw the comment Irbe mentioned, and I see the holy trio of professionalism has decided to shit on him. Pyro, Pug, and Sundy
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:52 AM
the edge of glory
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:52 AM
3rd line lookin fine
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:52 AM
We support edging and non professionalism here
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:52 AM
Donkey and Hertl, great future combo
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:53 AM
*current
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 12:53 AM
Pyro , Pug and Sundy?
That is like some sort of hell bot, from uhmmm (can't think of a good word) hell?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:53 AM
@irbe
real talk, thanks for the invite here. good times.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:54 AM
I feel like Pug and Sundy are the kinda guys
Who can't take jokes without.... rationalizing things
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:55 AM
and @SJST
Thanks for putting things together
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:55 AM
My pleasure Sippy
Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:55 AM
You dick Irbe
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:55 AM
and @ everyone else
light me on fire!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:55 AM
You should have gotten back to him sooner
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:55 AM
I'm okay with off color jokes
so whatever you say, just take the response I guess. I'm not gonna police it.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:55 AM
@Irbe
A little edging never hurt
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:56 AM
@sippy
Lot's more coming in the next 12-24 months. It will be slow moving, but this website is my resume. Hence why I am coding it from scratch.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:56 AM
Color jokes are good too
Just don't be too disrespectful I guess
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:56 AM
I think that's what this site was founded on lol
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:56 AM
These fucking refs!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:57 AM
PK
for some reason
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:57 AM
Yeah, just nothing super bad
No Fascists, left and right wing
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:57 AM
Holy shit these refs
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:58 AM
huh, ok
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:58 AM
The puck was there when Hertl was hitting him!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:58 AM
I saw it swoop by their feet!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:58 AM
prior comment re: penalty, not facism
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 12:58 AM
Speaking of
When will mods become a thing?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:58 AM
That call
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:58 AM
I got you Sippy
No need to worry :P
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:59 AM
@Irbe
I am the God Emporer till otherwise =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:59 AM
YO I WANT TO BE A MOD
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:59 AM
I wanna banhammer people
And a real snarky one too
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 12:59 AM
I just want to put it in my sig
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 12:59 AM
Ban everyone!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 12:59 AM
I've always wanted to be
The asshole mod
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:00 AM
I need to create actual pages for mods
Right now I literally go into my database and just alter. to have "Mods" means I have to make web pages with forms and then assign privileges to users.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:00 AM
And now a PP
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:00 AM
@SJST
No rush, I was just wondering when
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:01 AM
Another crap call
Barely interference, I can't complain though, after all the BS the Sharks endured.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:01 AM
Over 712 comments
Deary me, boys
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:01 AM
Yeah no rush
This place is good as it is
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:01 AM
Trotz....see you in my dreams
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:01 AM
He just wants ground beef
And a neck
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:02 AM
@ everyone
I will eventually make mod pages and you guys will be able to keep this place safe from the PC police (does that make sense?)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:02 AM
Let's see if my Brent Burns 4 pt night comes true
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:03 AM
Commies and Fascists get oit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:03 AM
*Out*
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:03 AM
But what about the xbox police?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:04 AM
and the PS4 police?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:04 AM
and last gen police?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:04 AM
Trotz just looks like he should in a Transylvania castle at all times
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:04 AM
hehehehee
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:04 AM
Trotz looks like his head was too heavy to support his body
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:04 AM
PP
Looks great
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:04 AM
I'm guessing that they practiced the PP the last few days
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:05 AM
This game was a test
And I'd say the Sharks, and the blog, passed with FLYING colors
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:05 AM
Quick puck movement making a world of difference
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:06 AM
Measuring stick game
I think we know who we want to play in the SCF if we make it.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:06 AM
@Irbe is that a color joke?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:06 AM
Or is it off color
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:06 AM
Hansen hit the post
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:06 AM
Hansen!!!!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:06 AM
JANNIK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:06 AM
@Irbe
you were right: they (either Van. or Denmark) aren't sending their best...
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:07 AM
DAMNIT JANNIK
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:07 AM
WIN!!!!
Good game!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:07 AM
WHAT A WIN BOYS
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:07 AM
What a game!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:07 AM
TEAL IT OUT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:08 AM
Very good very nice!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:08 AM
Win levels
Over 9000
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:08 AM
SEE Y'ALL SOON BOYS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:08 AM
747 COMMENTS
AMAZING
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:09 AM
Just about 750 comments
!!!!! Great Job guys! This was a record, by far!!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:09 AM
The Chicago game in January
was the best game of the year. This one was the second best. I like beating top teams
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:09 AM
That should be your avatar
@sharkzfan
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:09 AM
This better get the most recs, just because of how sweet it is
SJST- 750
FTF- 101
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:09 AM
I already tried haha
Gifs don't work
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:13 AM
Remember, Saturday's game is at 1 pm PT
See you then
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:13 AM
yessir
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:14 AM
@irbe
is TuckJob on this blog? I love the username, plus generally seems like a good sport
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:14 AM
Big Joner
I have a raging Joner
Posted by: GiantJoner Mar 10 2017 | 01:15 AM
Saturday, 4 pm for me, perfect
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:15 AM
I think so
I'd have to check with Kurt, too
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:15 AM
@sippy
No, he isn't
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:15 AM
FWIW
I plan on going back to FTF during the playoffs and being a good sport, mostly in order to get more members.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:16 AM
Who should invite Tuck?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:16 AM
As of today
You are the invite guy. There is no rush on getting more members though
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:17 AM
I will be the invite guy in a month from now
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:17 AM
I will be the invite guy in a month from now
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:17 AM
Yeah, make sure whoever you invite will mesh well here
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:17 AM
awwww
I wanted to make Sippy do it :P
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:17 AM
I feel you
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:18 AM
No buzzkills
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:18 AM
ohhhhh
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:18 AM
Sippy, plz?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:18 AM
You seem respected
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:18 AM
maybe i'll give him the 'tap'
or the 'tuck'
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:18 AM
Well
The thing is that you want to promote this site, without being a dick towards ftf. We will have to get people without actually trying to screw ftf over in public
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:19 AM
key word "seem"
thats the eye test. the advanced metrics...the jury is still out...
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:19 AM
key word "seem"
thats the eye test. the advanced metrics...the jury is still out...
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:19 AM
You explain to Sippy, SJST
I'll brb
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:19 AM
I have a strategy of saying that
We are just a GDT spot, so we are not targeting FTF members, but then we will have day time content.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:20 AM
So I can basically make friends on FTF again
say that you can hang out for GDT's on a more active GDT and hope they stick around. Only the one's we like ;)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:20 AM
I read you
I don't want to burn bridges. I like FTF for the most part, even if it is dying a slow and sad death. Hell, I don't even mind Jake that much, it is just his dead horses and salty attitude with 'if you don't think x you are beyond help'
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:21 AM
Btw are there articles on here?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:22 AM
I don't mind writing some really bad articles with like 75 words just to be a discussion thread
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 10 2017 | 01:22 AM
FTF
Is actually on a bit of an uptick right now, I don't want to burn bridges either. There is no reason why both of our sites can't thrive. I have sites on making this an actual competitor to FTF though
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:23 AM
We do not have actual real content, yet
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:23 AM
Maybe I'll do a Sharks players as Breaking Bad characters quiz thing
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:23 AM
its the beer league here, you guys ;)
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:23 AM
If you want to contribute, I'll be more than happy to give you editor permissions.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:24 AM
My strategy has always been
Promote it as if it is just a way to reconnect with old FTF regulars. It's a little transparent but I figure if Jake is bothered by it he'll let me know and I'll stop.
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:24 AM
and yes, we are shitty beer league (per Pug!, who probably can't skate)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:24 AM
I would love to get on the ice with some of these smug assholes
and show them hockey on ice (not on a spreadsheet)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:25 AM
We almost at 800 comments
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:26 AM
@Charlie
jake doesn't think we are a legit thread, and that is a good thing.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:26 AM
Btw
I am official content manager of the site btw. By next year per Kurt's guess we can begin to have a regular schedule of articles with a Twitter and such. The plan is to have an article a day not including previews, GDTs, and Recaps.
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:26 AM
threat**
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:26 AM
Lol
Just pulled a double btw
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:27 AM
that would be fun
obvs everyone is spread out but some sort of pick up hockey game at Logitech
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:27 AM
JakeBot
Has a legion of twitter users looking for a GDT spot too. Once We get a few things ironed out, this site will have a good base.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:28 AM
Oh god
I don't want to embarrass myself on skates
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:28 AM
I haven't skated in a while
I should go again
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:28 AM
I play between varsity and division 2 level hockey
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:28 AM
800th comment
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:29 AM
Me too
It's been about 12 years since I played hockey
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:29 AM
So I can't say what it is like to be a pro
but I have an idea about playing structured hockey
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:29 AM
Charlie
I haven't played hockey for 2 days : (
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:30 AM
i can't believe we hit 800 lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:30 AM
This is greta
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:30 AM
Oh shit the enter button fucked me theree
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:30 AM
DAMNIT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:31 AM
boom
I haven't played in years but played AA/AAA goalie
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:31 AM
Dying wish
Get Jake on the ice against me.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:31 AM
THis is a fun place
Again, thanks for putting it together and inviting me.
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:32 AM
I can watch Jake hunch over his orange cone
while laughing
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:32 AM
I goalied'd too
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:32 AM
And then complications
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:32 AM
Thanks sippy
Keep coming on over! We love you here!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:32 AM
FUCK YEAH SIPPY
GOALIES FOR LIFE
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Mar 10 2017 | 01:32 AM
GOALIE UNION!
WOOOOOOOOTTTT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:33 AM
I was a long time lurker/free rider since the Plank days, sporadic commenter but felt like I needed to get involved this year as things went south at the other blog, plus living in another country it is a good social space for me
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:33 AM
Good night all!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 10 2017 | 01:33 AM
Irbe was why I goalie'd!!!
#32 always !
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:34 AM
Good night, tankers!
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 10 2017 | 01:34 AM
Same here
I was pretty damn good too, not too toot my own horn or anything, but injuries, man
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:35 AM
Cya Sippy
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 10 2017 | 01:35 AM
No wonder we're losing
There's no thread today
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 11 2017 | 06:13 PM