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WPG vs SJS GDT

Irbe's Pads   6 March 2017

Tonight, San Jose finds itself in the stab capital of Canada, Winnipeg, to face off against the Jets, in what should be a uptempo game. Jannik Hansen, otherwise known as the Dannish Wayne Gretzky, will not play tonight thanks to some #extremevetting. However, a Shark makes his return, as Joonas Donskoi looks to be in the lineup for tonight. Meanwhile, Winnipeg, despite a losing record (30-30-6), are 3 points out of a playoff spot, so every point is of utmost importance for them. San Jose looks for a win after a sluggish effort against the Wild in order to solidify their hold on the top of the Pacific.

SJS Lines:
Joonas Donskoi -- Joe Thornton -- Joe Pavelski
Patrick Marleau -- Logan Couture -- Mikkel Boedker
Marcus Sorensen -- Tomas Hertl -- Joel Ward
Micheal Haley -- Chris Tierney -- Melker Karlsson
Paul Martin -- Brent BurnsMarc-Edouard Vlasic -- Justin Braun
Brenden Dillon - Dylan DeMelo
Aaron Dell
Martin Jones

WPG Lines:

Nikolaj Ehlers -- Bryan Little -- Blake Wheeler
Mathieu Perreault -- Mark Scheifele -- Patrik Laine
Shawn Matthias -- Adam Lowry -- Joel Armia
Marko Dano -- Andrew Copp -- Chris Thorburn
Toby Enstrom -- Dustin Byfuglien
Josh Morrissey - Jacob Trouba
Ben Chiarot -- Paul Postma
Connor Hellebuyck
Michael Hutchinson



Go Sharks!


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212 Comments:

Tonight, Tonight

I'd like to see a Sharks win, tonight!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:04 PM    

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Don't we all?

 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:06 PM    

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Yes, that is Falkor

What, 'cha got a problem with dat?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:08 PM    

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Better win tonight!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:13 PM    

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LGS

AND CAT GIFS! 

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:18 PM    

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Melkman on the top line

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:18 PM    

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Donkey with Hertl to start

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:19 PM    

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Labanc out, Sorensen to the 4th

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:20 PM    

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 NHL.com lied to me

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:22 PM    

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I see we're starting just like yesterday

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:23 PM    

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This is

all too familiar....

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:25 PM    

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Jeez

Winnipeg shouldn't have this much dominance. It's Winnipeg, for fucks sake

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:25 PM    

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HALEY, MUH GRET

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:26 PM    

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Please don't play like garbage again tonight Sharks

that is all

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:26 PM    

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Enstrom looks like an elf

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:26 PM    

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I like the games when the Sharks win

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 08:27 PM    

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^

Those are the best ones

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:27 PM    

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BTW

Nice Futurama reference 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:29 PM    

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I just noticed Labanc is out. Let's not do that....

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:33 PM    

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Well, someone had to come out

and of course Haley is going to play...

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:34 PM    

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That really makes you wonder who's gonna be permanently sat

When Hansen gets through his #extremevetting

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:35 PM    

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Can we stop passing to the other team?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:35 PM    

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My guess would be Sorensen

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:35 PM    

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Capt America!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:36 PM    

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Man

That Hansen trade looks worse the more I think about it

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:36 PM    

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GPALZ

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:36 PM    

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RIGBY!

JUMBO!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 08:36 PM    

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No assist for Jumbo :(

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:37 PM    

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I guess putting Melkman on the top line

worked

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:37 PM    

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That was one of the ugliest goals I've seen the Sharks score all year

Not complaining, just an observation

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:37 PM    

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CORRECTION: RIGBY FOR LITTLE JOE, NOT JUMBO

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 08:37 PM    

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@ IRBE - A DELAYED THANK YOU

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 08:38 PM    

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Dillon tryna score on himself :P

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:38 PM    

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Need more ugly goals

Ugly usually goes in more often than pretty

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:38 PM    

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Maybe that'll get Pavs going?

One can hope

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:39 PM    

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Don't have any idea what Dillon was doing there

Good thing Dell was paying attention.  But good job on the Sharks goal

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:39 PM    

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Random thoyght

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:40 PM    

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I miss Drew

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:40 PM    

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I am failure at type thing

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:40 PM    

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Crap!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:41 PM    

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poop

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:41 PM    

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Woooooooooo

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 6 2017 | 08:41 PM    

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D-turnover

ends up in the net

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:42 PM    

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Clock

Do you enjoy my sig?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:42 PM    

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Terrible shift

At least 2 chances to get it out, it fails, puck goes behind Dell. Go figure

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:42 PM    

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I prefer mine

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 6 2017 | 08:42 PM    

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We had a lead for a bit

Thats a start

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 08:43 PM    

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It was either this

Or the scene whre Artax drowns 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:43 PM    

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So, how is that not tripping?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:45 PM    

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How many shots so far off of

D-zone turnovers tonight?  Certainly way too many

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:46 PM    

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San Jose is a lot like the Never-ending story

"The Nothing" will be played by Dustin Brown as a representation of his Brain activity 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:46 PM    

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Man

Those were some slick offensive instincts 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:48 PM    

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Haley dancing

or maybe fighting

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:48 PM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:48 PM    

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Not much of a fight

But maybe it'll get us going a bit? We shall see

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:49 PM    

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Sick fight

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:51 PM    

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Why doesn't Haley just drop the gloves at the beginning of the game

to get the team going.  Then we can skip past the sleepy 1st period.

 

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:51 PM    

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PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:51 PM    

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I'm still cooking dinner

bah!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:53 PM    

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Byfuglien = "Bufflin?"

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:53 PM    

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That's a Sharks quality PP

from the Jets

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:54 PM    

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Irbe

Is that a sex dragon as an avatar?

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:54 PM    

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Dell!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:54 PM    

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have you not seen the Never-Ending Story?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:55 PM    

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How the hell was that hit by Byufglien on Thornton not a penalty?

Someone please explain

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:55 PM    

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Can't say that I have

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:55 PM    

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Refs SUCK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:56 PM    

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Adequate explanation

I'll take it

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:56 PM    

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Have you guys at least heard about Falkor the Luck Dragon?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:56 PM    

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On the bright side,

things are better than yesterday.  Unfortunately, only slightly.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:57 PM    

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I have not

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:58 PM    

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@ irbe ^^

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 08:58 PM    

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YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 08:59 PM    

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I'm not usually one to ask for penalties

but if you call Pavs on the world's weakest hooking call, what Byufglien did to Thornton was at least interference

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 08:59 PM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 09:01 PM    

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Only dragon I know of is this one

Image result for dragon on game of thrones

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:03 PM    

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Dragons!

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 6 2017 | 09:03 PM    

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I guess one of the reasons I've never seen "Never-Ending Story"

is that the title sounds like a warning.  My bladder can't hold out that long.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:07 PM    

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2nd period

here we go

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:15 PM    

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Another weak call

PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:17 PM    

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Oh hey there is a game today.

Imagine that.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:18 PM    

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Dell!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:19 PM    

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Good save by Dell!

I would prefer we don't give up a chance like that though.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:20 PM    

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Baker with some conspiracy theories there.

The refs are out to get us!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:22 PM    

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FAKE NEWS

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:24 PM    

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Canadian home cooking!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:24 PM    

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@surf

Yuck, fake bacon and moose penis

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:25 PM    

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Donuts

and maple syrup!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:26 PM    

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and moose dick

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:26 PM    

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Hurt Jet player

5 on 1 power play

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:28 PM    

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PP Time

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:28 PM    

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I like 5 on 1 powerplays

Those are fun

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:29 PM    

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Except the Sharks would spend the entire time

passing the puck

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:29 PM    

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That's true

We probably wouldn't score on it.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:30 PM    

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How has Donskoi looked so far?

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 09:31 PM    

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The 2nd unit with Donkey

had a bit more energy

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:31 PM    

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Our 4th line vs Laine

Is not a matchup I want to see very often

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:33 PM    

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Definitely not

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:33 PM    

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Yeah

We got lucky with the called off icing

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:34 PM    

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I NEEED MOAR GPALZ

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:37 PM    

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Need cat GIFs

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:37 PM    

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No, we need to get more drastic I think

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:38 PM    

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Uhm slash?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:38 PM    

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Almost

With an equipment malfunction

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:39 PM    

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 Image result for power ranger gifs

 

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:41 PM    

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Image result for power ranger cat gif

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:42 PM    

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Combine the Cat and Power Rangers

For the ultimate GIF!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:42 PM    

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Image result for power ranger cat gif

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:42 PM    

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Boy, the ice looks really shitty

The puck is bouncing all over the place

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:44 PM    

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PP Time

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:47 PM    

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Byfuglien

Is a huge-ass dude.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:48 PM    

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Love how our PP turns into a 3 on 1

going the other way.  Fortunately, Pavs got his stick in.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:49 PM    

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The 2nd unit had some good chances

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:51 PM    

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The PP has looked more menacing

Still needs to put bread in the basket but baby steps are good steps

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 09:52 PM    

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Yeah

Let's just start with our 2nd unit at the start of the 3rd

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:52 PM    

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Who's with me?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:54 PM    

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Why not.

They've looked the better of the two units so far.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 09:56 PM    

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I like it!

I've long been in favor of starting the PP with the 2nd unit to get the energy and then come on with the 1st

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:57 PM    

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PPGs

So far, this year, the Sharks have 33 PP goals in 64 games.  That's on pace for 42 PPGs for the season.  Last year, the Sharks led the NHL with 62 PPGs.  A 20 goal difference is hard to fathom.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 09:58 PM    

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With the Sharks

I can fathom just about anything though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:00 PM    

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OK, let's do this!

More GPALZ for the Sharks!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:08 PM    

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Burns has been making some bad passes

lately

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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Surf

Your analyzes is correct. Both with Burns and gpalz

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:13 PM    

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PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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We must be winning the Cup this year

All those years in the past, we would rock teams in the regular season and then shit a brick in the playoffs 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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Their best hockey is still yet to be played

imo

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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Steve

Do I have to drink everytime you post a comment?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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Boed!!!!!!

GPALZ SH

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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RIGBY!

ALMOST!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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Your discretion

though I encourage it

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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Almost!

GPALZ!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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WOOO

Boedker scored on a breakaway. Mark your calendars everyone!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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Let the BOED-ies hit the floor!

*sees himself out*

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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....

drinks again

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Dell!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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What?

Dell scored??

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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I think I set a dangerous precedent

putting "Desert Dogs" in my sig...

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Drink!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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I'm getting drunk on a Mondau

shgit

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Mondays are always a good reason

to get drunk

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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For all the seeming problems with the offense this year,

they are on pace for 224 GF.  Last year, they had 237 for the season.   So, if the PP was halfway good, they'd have nearly the same GF as last year.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Damn

I wish we got a backup during the tradedeadline...

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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BRING BACK FANSINCE

Who is in charge of this shitty site?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Where is Ryan Miller

when we need him

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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What happened to Irbe?

He went MIA after the first period or so

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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He is busy

talking to himself in front of a mirror =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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He went to get some

Canadian home cooking

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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Irbe and Charlie

The two guys that wanted to write for this site. I'm not sure they have watched a game in the last 2 months lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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Which means

I might have to actually write stuff. Which is scary

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Pavelski

got interfered with. Should have been a PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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You mean the mugging

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Oh yeah

I agree

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Refs have been really weird with their calls

Some things that shold be penalties arent, some that shouldn't be are.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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PP Time

for something else

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Case in point

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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I wonder if we need to sacrifice something for the Sharks to get their PP mojo back

think the hockey gods would accept Sundy?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Moral boost for the plane ride

Would be netting a fucking goal, right here, right now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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@CAWS

I will fly to Cali to take part in this sacrifice

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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@CAWS

I'd be OK with that

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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If we offer up Sundy to the Hockey Gods

We'd be bounced in the first round by the Flames or something.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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@ Gopher

Yeah, the Gods might not want him at all actually.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Can we just offer Sundy up as a sacrifice to Haley?

being with how much shit he's talked on the guys for the past 4 months?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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2nd unit on first.

And with Marleau, too

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Yes

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Well, at least they killed some time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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No shots

Damn you guys

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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PP ends

2 scoring chances lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Man, if Patty was a right hand shot, it could've been a juicy end to that PP

Wait...maybe I should rephrase that...

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Looks like we'll be playing the hockey version of the prevent defense

for the last 3 minutes

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Empty Net

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Surf

Dell just made a save.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Amazing

That Hertl and Thornton didn't get one in there

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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So Jumbo for 1000

on an EN goal?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Timeout

at least on my screen. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Shades of Mike Greer

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Late to the party, score looks good

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Hey sippy

sharky

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Sharks skating better than last night?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Other than the 1st

Yes

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Powerplay

Still sucks ass

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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DELL!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Dell looks good with those saves, i imagine he is having a good game so far

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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AIR ON DELL! AIR ON DELL!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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There's #1000!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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hahaha

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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LOL

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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wow

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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And that's 1000!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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RIGBY!

LITTLE JOE!

 

 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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RIGBY!

ONE THOUSAND FOR JUMBO!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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through ehlers stick

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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CONGRATS JUMBO!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Ehlers should get the goal =

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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I love it when the opponenet

Goes full stick slam

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Oh fuck off, JEts

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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WIN!!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Shit

I wish we had Miller

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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RIGBY!

SHARKS WIN!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Yay!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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I missed all but the last 3 minutes, but fine!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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YAY FOR EVERYTHING

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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They always have to make it harder than it needs to be

But woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo JUMBO!!!!!!

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 6 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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7 pts up on EDM, 9 pts up on ANA/CGY

And yay Jumbo!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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This is Irbe not throwing his hat during Boedkers hattrick

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Bastard!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Justin

You live! Wanna grab a drink manana after work?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Yea I was watching, just addicted to horizon zero dawn atm

As for the drink, what time is after work for you again?

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 6 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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5:30 factory?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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I suppose I could stay at work a little late and go right there

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 6 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Sounds good

cya there

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 6 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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