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Canucks @ Sharks

Irbe's Pads   2 March 2017

The Sharks are at it again against the Canucks. Again. Only, this time the Sharks are at home! Jannik Hansen is still being heavily vetted by the Trump administration, so we may not see him in a Sharks uniform for another four years (at least). Goldobin will also not be in action tonight. Someone who actually will be playing is Aaron Dell! Also, Sorensen will get another look tonight. The time is now Sorensen, start scoring some gpalz. Hopefully we avoid the mumps and stomp the shit out of the less than stellar Vancouver Canucks. Donskoi is also very close to returning to the lineup. By this time next week, the Sharks are going to have a very different look.

Sharks
Kevin Labanc – Joe Thornton – Joe Pavelski
Patrick Marleau – Logan Couture – Mikkel Boedker
Marcus Sorensen – Tomas Hertl – Joel Ward
Micheal Haley – Chris Tierney – Melker Karlsson

Paul Martin – Brent Burns
Marc-Edouard Vlasic – Justin Braun
Brenden Dillon – David Schlemko

Aaron Dell (starter)
Martin Jones

Canucks
Daniel Sedin – Henrik Sedin – Markus Granlund
Sven Baertschi – Bo Horvat – Loui Eriksson
Brendan Gaunce – Brandon Sutter – Jayson Megna
Joe Cramarossa – Michael Chaput – Reid Boucher

Alex Edler – Troy Stecher
Luca Sbisa – Chris Tanev
Ben Hutton – Alex Biega

Ryan Miller
Jacob Markstrom


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319 Comments:

Go Sharks!!

Fuck the Nucks!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:01 PM    

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Amen

 

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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What's this nonsense

A gdt before the games starts???!!?!!?!??

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Also who else thinks that trade a more than a little steep?

Cause that conditional will be a first when we win the cup. So 2 firsts for a at best third liner

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Also who else thinks that trade a more than a little steep?

Cause that conditional will be a first when we win the cup. So 2 firsts for a at best third liner

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Smoke 'em, Sharks!!!!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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If we win the Cup

I give 0 shits about our first round draft pick

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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See it's that kinda thinking that will the franchise to utter shit in just a few years

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Plus

Goldobin dropped behind Meier, Labanc, Haley, Sorensen and Carpenter on the depth chart. He wasn't ever going to be used by our coaching staff. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Well, if we don't win the Cup, we get to keep our first. No biggie

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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I'm OK with losing goldie

But the fact that it could end up being 2 firsts for him is silly

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Remember, a 1st round pick for the SC winner is one spot up from a 2nd round pick.

And this year's draft is said to be not deep.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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^ this

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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@SJST

Yeah, I like that it is all or nothing. Considering we don't have a 2nd or 3rd it is the only way, but still fine with a 4th no matter what or a 1st if Sharks get the 'ship.

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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I think Hansen is going to do really well for us

and then I will break my silence on FTF to call Jake an idiot.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Still

Makes me wonder if donkey isn't as close to returning as they said he was

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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PDB

Said they almost played Donskoi today.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Hmmmmmm

Then I really don't get the signing at all then.

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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I think that Goldy wins from this as well

He will have a much better chance of playing on the big club with the Nucks

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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@clock

Right. Seems like Donskoi may be more serious/lingering so Hansen may not just be a solid depth addition but a legitimate fill in if Donkey is hurt.

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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A rare Dell sighting tonight

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Haley

Will be done once everyone is healthy. Hansen has that grit factor we so much love over in SJ. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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You guys like the new homepage look?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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At worst, Hansen is a better version of Haley

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Hansen is probably better than a few of our bottom 6 so it doesn't hurt

Still rather him not take a spot labanc or Meier should have though

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Like the updates to the site

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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I go away for one game

and everything changes

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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What's up, guys?

Go Sharks!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Hansen is scoring goals at a higher rate than

Donskoi, Tierney, Ward, Boedker, Labanc, Meier, Melker fwiw

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Thanks Surf, you can post subject line comments by hitting enter aswell

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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What's up Gopher

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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I like it!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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I've thought about it, and I'm still not a fan of the trade.

Mainly because I was so high on Goldy

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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At the game on Tuesday

I thought Sorensen looked pretty solid

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Nice little wall cycle the other shift with Ward-Sorenson-Hertl

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Let's just wait to see him in the lineup

I think he is going to be a boost like Torres was (when healthy and not suspended). They are very similar in skillset and style

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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@Surf

That shift with about 6 minutes to go in the game, I thought Sorensen had a goal

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Leafs up on LA early

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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I hope so.

I have no problem with DW going out and getting him, I just thought the price was too high.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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And we still have Letunov in the pipeline

So we can still have our russian sniper

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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And so it begins

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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I want Vlasic off the second unit

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Yeah

Vlasic dumped that puck in way too hard. Result: zone clear

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Yeah, I'd like to see another forward out there

instead of Vlassic

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Schlemko can be the D-man on the 2nd unit

since he has some offensive talent

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Yeah, too hard a dump (phrasing) for Ward to get, not hard enough to get to Lebanc

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Schlemko-Hertl-Ward-Lebanc-Boedker?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Too hard or too soft... A big problem

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Justin...I don't see shit!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Ha Clock

You fucked up

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 2 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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How's it going fellas?

Warriors looks like absolute garbage right now. Hope the Sharks aren't the same

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Also

What up party people

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 2 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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What I do

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Too early to tell with the Sharks

The first unit had a couple good looks on the PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Clockwork broke the site

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Damnit Burns

Stupid hand eye coordination

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Broke the site?

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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And no one invited me to help?

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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#banClockworkShark

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 2 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Oh no.

It's glitching again

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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I'm deleting the comment

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Site's working fine for me

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Same

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 2 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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I blame irbe

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Ward's wind up makes me happy, memories of when he blasted that huge goal through Murray in the finals

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Crap!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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shit

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Every other team moves the puck so quickly on their PP

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Why don't we just do the same thing?

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Shit

Fuck the Canucks whilst playing at the SAP center

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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I guess we're never seeing Dell again

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Also, why do we always give up goals when Burnzie is in the box?

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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lol Justin

I can't even access my "comments" table in the database. It just freezes. Thanks for breaking my site!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Idk what I'm doing different

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Maybe I got Sorenson colored glasses

but me likey what I see. 

 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Sorensen is like 24 right?

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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People compared him being better than Goldy

And I was like duh, imagine Goldy with 4 years more experience

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Sorensen is 20

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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No, he's actually 24

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Haley fight

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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That was short

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Haley doing

What Haley does.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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GRIT!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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That was a pretty good shot he took there

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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That was a weird line

68-50-8

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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P.O.D. lol

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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I hate these black unis

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Boedker managed to screw it up every time he touched the puck

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Let's see if I can't break it more

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Finally was able to delete your fucked up GIF comment

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Yeah!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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And

It isn't broken any more!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Almost

scores!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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BOEDKER FINALLY!

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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The boed

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Boedker on a hot streak now

GPALZ!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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ALMOST ALMOST missed, but he didn't!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Boedker remembering how to score

would be a big plus going into the playoffs

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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PK

Ugh

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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kill this or kill me X-)

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Where has Jake been?

Haven't seen him around here for a little while

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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That guy just got Melked

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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LOL

That was the first time I have ever seen Melker knock someone down

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Tierney

with a penalty shot

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Jake

He's been online during the day, but he rarely talks

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Cobra shot!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Penalty shot?

Let's see..

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Nope

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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lmao that was awful

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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too slow and deked too late

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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Penalty

killed

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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Penalty kill good, penalty shot bad

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Jumbo almost faked out

Miller by shooting

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Have any of the Sharks even made a penalty shot yet?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Dillon still a bum

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Yeah, Karlsson made that one against Winnipeg

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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hahahah there's the boed i know

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Good to know

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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I'd like it if the team could pick the

penalty shot shooter

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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or if you could skip the penalty shot, and have a PP instead

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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Not great, but

a decent period.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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Charlie might have to break out the power ranger gifs

not enough action tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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I would bet that the PP success rate is

higher than the penalty shot success rate.  So, a choice of PS or PP would be good.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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Shootout attempts are around the high 30's or low 40's for most players with extensive experience doing it

That would have to be one killer PP unit

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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Turning down a penalty shot would almost never be a good idea. Also

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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Of course for the shootout,

you get to pick your best shooters.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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brb

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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Even if you are low 30's or high 20's it is still better than a PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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Here are some stats on it

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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Especially considering how bad the Sharks PP is

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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Since the 2005-2006 NHL regular season, penalty shot opportunities consistently yielded a higher conversion percentage of goals made than power play opportunities.

graph of below data

*graph does not include data after the 2012-2013 NHL regular season


2015-2016 NHL regular season (82 game season):

Penalty Shots -- 16/58 = 27.6%
Power Plays -- 1429/7658 = 18.7%

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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The Sharks though?

They would be better off to defer to 5 on 5 and ignore both the PP and the PS

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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Just ask to skip a head two minutes

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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alright, rub it in

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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jesus, I was just saying, if Michael Haley had a penalty shot, I'd rather take a power play

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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You lose this time =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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@ Irbe

Listening to KK talk about Hansen, still chuckling with your Trump-take: 

 

"They aren't sending their best. They are sending their 4th liners, their #grit guys.."

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Boed is flying around tonight

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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PK again

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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So many PKs

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:44 PM    

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Killed

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Interesting shift

for Vlasic lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Sorensen!!!!!

1st NHL goal!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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Please don't be offside

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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NOICE!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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I swear to God

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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Gasp a first goal by the good guys

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 2 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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I willed him to score

I wrote it in the preview above 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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Oh hey Sorensen scored.

I should go take another shower.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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I wonder if he'll stick when Hansen and Donkey come back

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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also, what's Hansen's nickname

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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Nice job by 20

Blocks the shot on one end, scores on the other

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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Haney?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Hansy?

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Honey Badger is too long

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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It was mentioned on FTF somewhere

I have no idea where though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Oh yeah!

It is Beaker!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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Apparently its Jank

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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or the Great Dane

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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Beaker, i think is what i saw a canuck mention

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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ooooo beaker is great!

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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release the hounds!

Beaker and Boedker on the wings would be a speedy duo

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 2 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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I think I know why

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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1671 comments

What have I done with my life?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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I'm only at 194

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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and I feel like I comment a lot

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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huh

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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Cooch!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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Very funny Surf

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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TEETH

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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OMG THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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TEETH

!!!!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 2 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Patty doing that thing again, keeping the puck somehow

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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He's a magician

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Gutless

Padding his stats so gutlessly tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 2 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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I love Labanc

He is perfect for the Joe's since he will literally shoot anything on net. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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This is like the last VAN game

A sleepy 1st half of the game, then the Sharks show up.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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Remember when everyone said not to resign Patty

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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ha

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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they can all go f themselves

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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Not me!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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#patty4lyfe

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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sorry, im totally lowering the quality of comments now

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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its starting to get to that time of night

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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I wish he was as good as Meier though

Meier is the Marleau we always wanted

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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It's all good

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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We don't demand in depth 3000 word comments around these parts

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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We do demand cat gifs however

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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True, post a cat GIF sharkzfan

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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Way ahead of ya

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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No cats in my collection

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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but I have this

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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I hope its a good substitute

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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You can use teh googles for cat gifs

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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Quite a violent cat gif

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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btw

You can just drag images into the text field

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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My personal favorite

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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Schlemko hasn't played in the 2nd period.

Is he hurt?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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Beaker!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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I didn't notice anything with schlemko

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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Me either

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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They just mentioned he went to the locker room

But I didn't see anything either

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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Hope it isn't

MUMPS

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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Yeah he's been out all of the 2nd

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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I don't remember him getting hit or anything

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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Take it Vancouver

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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I blame irbe

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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A pretty good 2nd, if I'd say so myself.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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We all blame Irbe

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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I do too

He didn't throw his hat on the ice for the hat trick

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Irbe invited me here

I blame too

 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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PDB during intermission

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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DAMN YOU IRBE!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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Boed has a 2 point night

so far.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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TOR up 2-0 on LA

at the end of 2

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Me during intermission

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Justin

You and your pizza!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Yikes big cat

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Go Change your armor sharkzfan!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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armor?

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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That's what the line in the movie is. Brave Sir Robin pissed himself

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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oh yeah!

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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The first time I saw that seen

I nearly pissed myself laughing

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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scene**

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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MRW I heard that for the first time

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Might be the funniest movie I've ever seen

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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and it had zero crude humor

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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I love the text in this

 Related image

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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That's because outside of Russel Brand, Brits are great at humor

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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Especially the chicken part

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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Justin

I wasn't aware Russel Brand was even a comedian!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Speaking of comedians

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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That new Trevor Noah special was fantastic

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Ah, Monty Python

Good stuff.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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I know, it's a common misconception

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Mar 3 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Some people call me!!!

.....tim ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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so enlighten me a bit

new here, getting my bearings. where is everybody located? 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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Ballston Spa

NY

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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You?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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I'm piping in from....

Bogota, Colombia

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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SoCal

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Originally from Reno, NV

Went to school and lived in Vancouver, BC for a while 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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You might be

The only person in Colombia watching this game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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ATLANTA GEORGIA

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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We don't have a hockey team

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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=(

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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3rd Period, let's get it!

And I am tuning in tonight from Minneapolis, MN.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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it sucks...

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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It must be WILD in Minnesota

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Yeah, that is a fair guess

I was talking to the doorman at my apartment tonight about hockey...between my shitty spanish and the bizarre sport from his perspective, it was a strange conversation

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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You should ask their fans.

I'm from CA originally, and I came out here for school.

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@sippy

I bet lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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Just tell the Columbians that it is

soccer on ice.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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We just transitioned to soccer/futbol

there is a sharks team (tiburones) here in the Colombian league so we just went in that direction

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Damn

Horvat was flying there

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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lol

You said PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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Considering how passionate/violent things get here with soccer, probably a good thing hockey isn't around here

just thinking of rivalries applied to hockey...kinda conerning

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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272 comments

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Please get 1000 tonight, Jumbo

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 3 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Honestly, could this PP be

any worse?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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Damn

Labanc had Hertl wide fucking open

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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We need some mojo to fix the powerplay

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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The word that comes to mind when watching the Sharks PP is

lazy.  Lazy zone entries.  Lazy passes.  Got to get this fixed before the playoffs.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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Working on Avatars right now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Just for you Justin

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Is Hansen a PP guy?

Maybe some new blood will help

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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I don't think he was.

Certainly not that I remember.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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2nd unit

maybe

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Hell, I'd take anyone who would park their butt in front of the other team's

goaltender

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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this game has really opened up

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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Need moar gpalz!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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its fun

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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still not sure we have enough speed to keep up with Pitt

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Bah

LA tied the game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Keep in mind

We beat Pitt twice last year. We were a lot slower than this version of the Sharks

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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But Pitt this year is faster than the Cup Pitt

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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They're insane. They do everything we do but 3x faster

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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They play the entire game at the speed we're going at right now

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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End to end constantly

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Washington

Gonna beat them this year

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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If the Caps don't beat the Pens this year

they never will

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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How

The

Fuck

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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WIN!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Darn

Game is over 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Haha

Thornton is gonna have to wait a bit longer.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 3 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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300 comments!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 3 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Woo hoo!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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I LOVE WIN STREAKS. I GET TO POST THIS MORE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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GOTTA ADD THIS ONE TO THE LIST TOO

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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SCREW IT. 3 GOALS 3 GIFS

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 3 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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WOOOO GOOD WIN

I was gonna comment more today, I really was, but then I saw someone only gave me credit for 11 saves in today's game and I got hella pissed. So I went back in and watched all the film and I had 16 saves. So yeah I blew my night vindictively watching lacrosse film.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 3 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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7 pts up on EDM, 9 pts up on ANA

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 3 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Test

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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Testing

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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Testing again

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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Another test

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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blah

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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console . log

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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lolggg

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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try again

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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now ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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???

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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image

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 4 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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blah

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 5 2017 | 08:54 PM    

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