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Sharks vs Leafs

SJSTFan   28 February 2017

Rookie William Nylander celebrating a goal.

Auston Matthews isn't the only rookie to pay attention to from Toronto

Tonight the young guns from Toronto visit San Jose for the first and probably only time this season. The Sharks look to string together two wins for the first time since the January 31st contest against Chicago and the February 2nd game against the Vancouver Canucks. Since those two victories, the Sharks have gone a mediocre 3-1-5. Somehow, the Sharks still maintain a 5 point lead and two games in hand on Anaheim and Edmonton. Thank you overtime points.

The Sharks are still without Donskoi tonight and we will also see Sorensen for the third time this season. Sorensen has 1 assist and is a plus 1 in his two previous games with the Sharks. Jones will also be starting in net tonight, which isn't a surprise to anyone keeping track of the rhetoric this season.

As the trade deadline looms around the corner, Matt Duchene and Gabriel Landeskog are still available. On another team, Patrick Sharp is now unlikely to be moved due to injury. There are still some other possible targets around and we will know within the next 18 hours if the Sharks decide to make a splash.

As for the team we are playing, a lot of attention will focus on Auston Matthews. That isn't really the story of the team in my opinion though. I would like to note that there are seven rookies on the Maple Leafs (Matthews, Marner, Nylander, Brown, Zaitsev, Hyman, Soshnikov) and they have combined for 240 points. That's an average of 32.86 points per rookie. Three of the top five scorers on the team are also rookies. I think it is safe to say that the Toronto Maple Leafs have finally found a new indentity.

Rookie center Zach Hyman  

Lucky for us though, we should be able to find the back of the net against these guys. The Leafs defense has not been complementary to their explosive offense, giving up 182 goals on the season. That 182 is tied for 6th worst in the entire league. We could go into the advanced stats, but I'll leave that for the other site.

Lineup:

Sharks
Kevin Labanc – Joe Thornton – Joe Pavelski
Patrick Marleau – Logan Couture – Mikkel Boedker
Tomas Hertl – Chris Tierney – Joel Ward
Marcus Sorensen – Micheal Haley – Melker Karlsson

Paul Martin – Brent Burns
Marc-Edouard Vlasic – Justin Braun
Brenden Dillon – David Schlemko

Martin Jones (starter)
Aaron Dell

Maple Leafs
Zach Hyman – Auston Matthews – William Nylander
James van Riemsdyk – Tyler Bozak – Mitch Marner
Leo Lomarov – Nazem Kadri – Connor Brown
Matt Martin – Brian Boyle – Nikita Soshnikov

Morgan Rielly – Alexey Marchenko
Jake Gardiner – Nikita Zaitsev
Matt Hunwick – Roman Polak

Frederik Andersen (starter)
Curtis McElhinney


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359 Comments:

Sundy triggered

Cuz Haley is in the lineup

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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I

Have arrived

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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2triggered6me

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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That meme will always get a rec for me

And will, for a minute, make me forget of your great transgression against Mikkel "Almost" Boedker

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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General question:

who's inviting Sippy tonight?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Auston Matthews

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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First game in the tank!

Irbe brought me in.

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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My email I tried to send to you yesterday just sent

Wtf Gmail. Anyway, welcome!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Glad you could make it!

I, for one, was a huge fan of you calling out Sundy on his shit. Bravo!

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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What's up, guys?

A bit late, but I'm here!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Surf's at the game

So he can't be with us

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Not an excuse

totally possible to comment and be at the game. One doesn't preclude the other

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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You would think.

What is intermission for anyhow?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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This is the Leafs

Fast, exciting, and young. I hope San Jose can keep up

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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I will bet money

Jannik Hansen has been traded to Pittsburgh

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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This has been a pretty good trade season

If I do say so myself

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Cheers all around

First couple minutes in the Tank thread and already good times. 

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Sippy

I encourage you to look at the GDT for FTF, especially the comments 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Nah.

'Tis a depressing place.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Anyone have a YouTube link?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Feb 28 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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It's been interesting to be sure

KK reported scouts from the Flyers and Canes are at tonight's game. Doesn't necessarily mean we're getting a player from either of those 2 teams...although I now predict we end up with Stepniak...being that he hasn't been traded anywhere lately

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Thanks, Wookie

Yeah, I have thin patience with FTF and the Haley record on repeat, so I figured a Maslow pyramid of needs to highlight the ridiculousness of that shit... I knew Jake wouldn't love it but I didn't expect it to turn what it did, but thats cool. nice to see other people chime in and call him out for his shit.

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Jake usually has a link.

He hasn't shown up yet though.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Also

that should've been a penalty on Reilly for his hit on Labanc, imo

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Damnit

Where's Jake when you need him!?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Sippy

when we say Jake, we're referring to Jakebot...not your arch nemisis. Just figured I'd clarify

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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FTF is dying

People are leaving in droves, and Jake is, and has been, doing nothing to adress it other than add some snark and stick his nose high up in the air

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Sipppy

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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For the record

I don't think Haley's even all that bad. Yes, he's not gonna light up the scoresheet, but I think he's fine for the role he plays on the team

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Sippy

He also bitched about you on his twitter

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Thanks for clarifying

Yeah, its a sad, slow death over there compared to the past. 

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Comment fail :(

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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You always fail

Irbe

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Damn.

Shots fired!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Irbe

Lol. Love it. He is the pot calling the kettle black constantly.

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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I miss the days of Taylor and Plank

thankfully SJSD has made this site for us to still converse with our fellow Sharks fans

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Clockwork

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Also there's a severe shortage of cat gifs around here

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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On the subject of Haley.

I've just kind of accepted the fact that he'll be in the lineup, but playing him at center is just plain stupid.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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I see your shaking cat and raise you a shaq

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Comment watch

FTF- 4

SJST-45

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Are all 4 by that one guy

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Agreed

He shouldn't be playing C but I don't hate him in the lineup right now. Come playoff time, is much prefer Meier/Carpenter/O'Regan over him though as they give us more balance. I'm willing to bet he's in tonight because Donkey's still out

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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I love Shaq

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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FTF just isn't fun anymore

It needs fun again. Then people will come back. Make it a gathering place for all kinds of conversation, as long as it isn't hateful. Let it just be a discussion board for Sharks fans in general.

 

The main problem is it that blog takes itself too seriously.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Feb 28 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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That is fucking disturbing

I like it

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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@Sharkzfan

As you can see, taking ourselves too seriously will most certainly never be a problem for SJST

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Meme GIF count

SJST: 8

FTF: 1

Posted by: GunslingersDinh  Feb 28 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Good work boys

Posted by: GunslingersDinh  Feb 28 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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I thought the FTF coup was on earlier this year

But instead it has just been more of the same. I don't necessarily like Haley, I just got annoyed with the Haley-centricity, if we played anyone else there we would be team canada, all that shit. 

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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The most important measure of a website

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Whats the policy on posting streams?

Any one need one? I'm smooth sailing with one I get off Reddit

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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"Policy"

You're funny.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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GSG, hello, my name is Irbe's Pads.

You stole my gif, prepare to die

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 10:59 PM    

(0)

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Come at me Irbe

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Don't worry Sippy

Our policy around here is to have no policy. Anarchy for the win!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Chaos is beautiful

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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GSG

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Power play!

Re: Irbe

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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My fighting skills are sublime

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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You're Canadian

Have you ever been in a fight not on ice? Aren't you guys too nice otherwise?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Dat Randy Hahn voice crack tho

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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hehehehe well in that case...

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Link fail sippy

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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You mean like this?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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Clock, I've gotten into dance battles

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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That is awesome

Nothing better than faceplants

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Shit

Quick tutorial on posting GIFs or memes...

 

I.AM.A.POTATO

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Click mountain paste link win

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Sippy

Step one: Click the Image button

Step two: Copy Image address into source

Step three: Adjust dimensions to your liking

Step four: profit

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Ok, I'll pull my fingers out and get on it

We got to get Vlasic off the PP

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Irbe

What the fuck is that

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Magic

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

Now we are talking

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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A good period

Now I need to go make some Clam Chowder

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Gross

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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YOU DID IT SIPPY

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:15 PM    

(1)

You're gross

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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That's beside the point

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Feb 28 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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Leave it to Irbe

to have the WTF meme of the night

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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Just kidding dude

you're the man and I enjoy your memes...especially the creepy dog one

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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Need to post this on FTF

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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CAWS

Do you also enjoy my stalking?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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FTF is up to 22 comments now!

Look at em go!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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Kurz on the TDL

oosh. IDK. Nothing really stands out to me as a must get. A big trade could rock but could also implode.

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Your stalking skills should never be underestimated

I found them out firsthand this last week

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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I have some dope stalking skillz

Simply the best

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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However

your in-game hat trick skills could be improved

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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I'll never live that down, huh

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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Nope

even if I forget, I doubt Kurt will

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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Damnit Kurt

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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Btw, me and Kurt are probably the best friends of the site

being that we're some of the only ones to actually meet in person

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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I'm scared to meet Kurt in person

Out of fear that he might kidnap me or something 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Friends of the site

Is that like Friend of the Blog Kevin Kurz?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Hahaha

Yes, you've expressed that concern before, Irbe. However, he didn't kidnap me so I guess that should put you at a little bit of more ease

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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CAWS

It's not if he did kidnap you, it's whether or not how many times he tried too

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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Shit.

That Matthews guy.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:44 PM    

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oh

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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It didn't seem like he did

Don't know if that was because his wife was with him though

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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Also

shitty atrempt at a PK right there 

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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not ideal

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Feb 28 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Caws

That was almost English :P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Feb 28 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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Haha, it's Mardi Gras

cut me a little slack

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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I hath arrived

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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I'd like it if the Sharks can score more goals than the Maple Leafs tonight

I think that would help the team

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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I can already tell by the score that this game is going better

than the one I was just in

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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@sharkzfan write something in the subject line and hit enter ;)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Irbe thinks you still want to kidnap him

So, you didn't miss much

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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I wouldn't do that

mwuahahahaha

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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We're getting some good chances

Just need to score a couple

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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WOOOOOT!!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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See what I mean?

Dillon!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Feb 28 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Great shift by Schlemko

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Dillon!

"Do you believe in miracles? Yes!"

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Feb 28 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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Hey now Caws

he already had a whopping other goal already this season. It only took him 61 games too!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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Dillon's so hot right now

Posted by: GunslingersDinh  Feb 28 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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My lord

I'm losing 8-3 in fantasy to the 20th ranked person who didn't even set his lineup. Where is Chardougla and Clockwork Shark to make fun of me for this ?

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Feb 28 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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I'll do it

YOU SUCK SHIT LOLOLOLOLOL

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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@GunslingersDinh This is for you

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(1)

Irbe

You are always bullying me!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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You're always bullying me!

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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Don't worry SJST

i told him you'll never forget the botched hat trick incident so you'll always have that at least 

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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I was just about to say how great we look

and then the Hertl turnover....

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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@Caws

I know right? How do you not throw your hat on the ice when you are front row!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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Considering how well our first PK went

I'm nervous about facing their PP

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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grrrrrrrrrrr

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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hehehe

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Irbe

trigereddddddds

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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Ok Steve 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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:P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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First name has been revealed!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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I really mean it though

that Sundy meme from earlier in the thread will always receive a rec from me

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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I gotta give props to Irbe's investigative skills

In a matter of minutes, he found my wedding website, my hockey website, my facebook page. And now Steve has been exposed

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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uh oh

I got the shaky screen glitch. You guys getting this?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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He goes on LinkedIn

as his primary form of stalking. Found that out the hard way

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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I mean myspace

I don't have facebook lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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I have the glitch

Is very much glitchy

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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I have nothing to hide

just surprised by the speed in which Irbe found me

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Maybe he calls you the kidnapper to deflect Kurt???

It's a theory....

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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You don't get these type of Busch league glitches at FTF folks

This is what makes this place unique haha

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Sundy hacking the site

calling it. And it's all because we were talking about Haley before and Sundy's irrational fear of him

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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My stalking

is A-1

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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Must be a Ddos attack

From the FTF demon bots

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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THEY'RE TRADING GOLDY FOR YANNIK HANSEN

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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Gopher

How long has the shift glitch been going on this thread? I have a theory broken link Gifs cause it.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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no must be lie no

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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sharkzfan, link?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/836806664170926081

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Also, sharkzfan I finished you request for one liner comments in the subject line with the Enter !

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Thank you

Still fuck!

 

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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FUCK YOU FUCK ME FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT FUCK

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Ok I think I'm done

 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Alright guys

It could have been Iginla, Sharp or Doan. It could have been worse. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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HOLY FUCK WHY

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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WORSE?

WE GAVE UP OUR FUTURE FOR NOTHING

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Timo Meier to be traded for Sharp I bet

Jesus take the wheel

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Watch Duchene

Go somewhere for the same deal, but with a defender prospect instead of Goldobin and a 1st round pick. I will then lose my shit 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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For a 3rd liner too.

HE HAS 6 FUCKING GOALS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

 

Fuck. all we had to do was stay pat at the deadline. JUST NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID.

 

And here DW had everything lined up perfectly. And he still has to meddle. Goddamnit.

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Kurt- It's been going on for a while.

Also, DW just did that, because of course he did.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Did we really just trade the guy who was supposedly a sneaky good first round pick

for a guy who can skate but not much else? Wow, if that's really what went down, we got screwed by Toronto in a trade for the second year in a row

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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He has 6 goals in 28 games, not 60 though

So he is already scoring goals at a higher rate than Tierney, Labanc, Karlsson, pretty much even with Hertl, Thornton, Ward, Boedker, Donskoi

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Don't know why I said Toronto

probably because we're playing them tonight. Fuck, still pissed, can't even focus

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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I don't like the deal

but our organization obviously hated the way Goldobin was playing and if this can keep Haley out of the lineup, our offense will get better.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Well Fuck.

I should have known Bad Doug would show up

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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"for a guy who can skate"

That's the reasoning we signed Boedker for, and that's worked out peaches 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Man, Goldobin is going to be a star

I know it too. He's going to work on that defense even more now, and wreck us every time he plays us.

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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So...

Labanc-Jumbo-Pavs

Patty-Cooch-Boedker

Donkey (when healthy)-Hertl-Ward

Hansen-Tierney-Karlsson?

 

i don't that lineup...just don't think it'll make that much of a difference

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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Woah woah just got off the phone

WFT is happening!?!

 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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I don't hate that lineup

is what I meant to say

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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Doug Wilson

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Another low impact "tweak" move

DW is turning into a giant wuss! I think we are as good as we already were.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Hansen's HERO chart

Offensively a 1st liner, defensively a 4th liner.

 

Goddamn it, another Boedker.

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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So we just gave up Goldy and a 4th

For a fucking 4th liner?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Baker is in love with this move!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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Not as bad as the Polak deal

But pretty brutal

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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Hai everyone

Welcome sippy

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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To be fair

nothing compares to how bad the Polak/Spaling deal was

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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lol@ 1 of the top 3 lines Baker

Where does he fit again? @Irbe, yeah, this is nothing like last years Spaling and Polak gaff.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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I is back

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Hai Charlie

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Goldy was the best pure scorer in the pipeline right now

Like what the fuck

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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The problem with Goldobin

was that he kept sucking everytime he got called up. We all know how PDB is with the unproven rookies...

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Does Timo count as in the pipeline?

Cause Goldy always seemed like more of a playmaker to me

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Flip side,

he also had only 16 goals in the minors this year, iirc. Not exactly setting the world on fire

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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I may be okay with this considering it will take Haley out of the spotlight for tomorrow....or it should.  Watch FTF tomorrow "Hansen Trade, Blame HALEY'S fenwick"

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Who comes out when Donskoi comes back then?

This trade is absolutley pointless.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Polak and his massive eyebrows headed to the sin bin

Make it hurt!

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Mar 1 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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@sippy I don't like this deal, but I also don't hate it

He is scoring at a better clip than most of our offense with 6 goals in 28 games. Better than Ward, Timo, Labanc, Karlsson, Ward, Donskoi and even with Hertl

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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Also, my obligatory cat gif

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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I'm all for a win now mode mentality

But when we trade one of the best prospects in the pipeline and a 4th, I expect a key player that can help our top 3 lines, not fucking Mikkel Boedker's Danish roommate 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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lol Irbe

Baker said he is going to slot into the top 3 lines. Labanc is fucked?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Labanc, start scoring gpalz now!!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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nooooooooooooooo

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Lol

Watch the reasoning for acquiring him is to give Boedker a boost

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Don't even joke about that

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Joke about what?

Labanc?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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How about we trade for Fredrick Andersen too?

Give Doug his Danish threesome he's aspiring to get

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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Everything was going great on SJST and then........

Image result for dennis drinking gif always sunny

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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@SJST

I lived in VAN and saw a lot of Hansen. He is a good player and can be helpful. Definitely adds some speed. Not sure where he fits in, losing Goldobin sucks. Hansen is signed through next year...so? Not sure about this. 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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Also sippy

I don't know if this bacon hating Canadian lawyer bothered to mention to you, but this is primarily a GDT spot now, and by the start of next season we hope to have this be a full fledged FTF alternative with a regular schedule of articles. That's the plan anyhow

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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@sippy

If Baker has some inside info and he does slot into the top 3 lines. That means either Ward or Labanc end up on the fourth

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Oh jeez

Here we go with the bacon

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Also

I plan on fixing the glitches and adding replies and avatars (for Justin) and making unread comments other colors and all the other stuff that will make San Jose Sharks blogs great again.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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Man, I don't know why I'm so ticked about this move

I guess I really just wanted Goldy to succeed. Plus he's only 20, and it's not like he's been bad.

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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Very yuge blog

very Yuge

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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Yeah PK!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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Yeah I was really rooting for Goldobin

Just because I wanted a Russian on the team

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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Goldy reporting straight to Vancouver

Per a Vancouver beat reporter. This should be fun!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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like I said earlier

It became clear last year that Goldy went down 2 or 3 spots in the depth chart. The scouts and coaches just didn't like him. So we got someone who is okay in exchange for a player we weren't going to use anyways.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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Rip Goldy's career

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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It's unfortunate

I just don't understand why the org had such little faith in him

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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Melk!

1/2 of the gang's here!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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Does this mean O'Regan is close to being called up?

Please don't trade him. He's going to be super.

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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Because he's the only one who plays worse defense than Dillon

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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Idk why Athletic and Oleg left us out to dry

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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Melked

What is your opinion on this?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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B-but

the dangles!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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They must hate the shaking screen! Glitchism at its worst

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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Overpayed for a 30 year old Goldy by himself was an okay price

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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My screen's not shaking

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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(the shaking screen doesn't always happen, something happens with a particular post. I need to find out what that is)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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Probably Boedker 2.0 tbh

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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Wait

Hansen is 30?!?!?! WTF

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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I still don't get it though.

We don't need an upgrade to the forward corps. When Donskoi is healthy, who do we scratch? Melkman? Donskoi? Wardo? Do we send Labanc down?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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What device Charlie?

My PC I am getting a shake every 3 seconds. It is pretty small though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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or Jake's dream we scratch Haley

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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I thought he was way younger

I like this trade way less. 

Chromebook btw Kurt

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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DANISH ORGY TIME!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Yeah, we simply overpaid.

Should've traded that for Vrbata if we wanted a scorer.

 

Goddamnit. He better be amazing now. Like Torres before getting banned for the playoffs.

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Charlie, you have a chromebook?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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I'm glad Labanc

Had a smooth assist tonight, I would be worried if I was Labanc though. He needs to start scoring some goals like tonight. Now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Haley would come out for Donskoi without the trade.

Now two players have to sit.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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He had good chances

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Actually that's pretty unfortunate to be honest

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Anderson is just being a pain in the ass again

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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It wasn't my idea

My dad didn't want to pay a lot for another laptop

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Send down Boedker win the Calder Cup

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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Why does Dillon only score when I'm at work :/

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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BTW yall

That 4th is conditional. If we win the Stanley Cup it becomes a 1st

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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What

 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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If we win the Cup

I don't give a fuck! Take our next 3 firsts

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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Winning the cup is the only time I'd be happy with DW throwing away 2 1st picks

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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Honestly rather have gotten Boyle

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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Wilson: "Jannik is a versatile, gritty player who plays with speed and is talented on both sides of the puck"

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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Yeah, for what we sent, I wanted a solid player, not a meh player.

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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Gotta bring up the #grit huh

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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Lol

Grit is Sundy's trigger word

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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Boedker 2.0 with the duribility of Vlassic

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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TLDR version

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:50 AM    

(1)

Hansen might be better than we think

He somehow has a 48 CF% and a +2 rating on Vancouver this season. Six goals doesn't sound great, but he missed most of the season and is scoring more than most of our middle six.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:51 AM    

(1)

Sorenson good shift

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 12:51 AM    

(3)

Yeah

We were close on that on

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:51 AM    

(1)

#HansenConnSmytheWatch?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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Why don't you have a seat Anderson?

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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If Polak gets the game winner

trade me back to FTF...wait, no.

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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DONE

NO TAKEBACKS!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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lol

Charlie, that would be hilarious. Especially because you know FTF is going to bitch hard and create rhetoric. It will be Kings in Six all over again.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Oh well the only bright side of this trade is we get to make how to catch a predator jokes

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Oh god, you guys gotta see the Wilson quote. He made this trade for grit FML.

"Jannik is a versatile, gritty player who plays with speed and is talented on both sides of the puck"

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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If both Polak and Dillon score in the same game just put me out of my misery

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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lol

Always gotta use the word grit. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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I know

I love it when he uses grit. People lose their shit

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Also, why the hell are the Sharks letting people wear #20 still

Stop it.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Retire John Scott's jersey

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Grit!

What is it good for?

 

(Playoffs, apparently)

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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IKR

THATS NABBYS NUMBER LEAVE IT ALONE

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Classic Dillon vs. Polak shoot out on our hands.

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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What a great play

and it was Thornton shooting the puck at the end of it : (

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Only Nabby and the GOAT

Are allowed to wear #20

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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You're right!

NUMBER 20 IS KYLE WELLWOOD'S NUMBER

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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Hot take

Irbe > Nabby

Fight!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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But Nabby and the GOAT are redundant

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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Well I heard the trade was just to get moar speed because fuck the Pens

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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SJSTFan

Or, the troll of SJST

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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SOME RESPECT FOR THE LEGENDS PLEASE

EDDIE BELFOUR DONNED #20

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Without a doubt the best San Jose Sharks goalie to wear number 20

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Charlie?

How did you know?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Never forget the Falcons blew a 25 pt lead

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Also best Sharks goalie of all time? Steve Shields. Don't @ me.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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@SJST, thanks for this subject line enter thing. It's so much easier now

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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Warriors blew a 3-1 lead

Indians blew a 3-1 lead

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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We blew a 3-0 lead

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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Glad you like it! I am now the troll though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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m8

I'll fight you with Mike Vernon

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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I know yall are joking

BUT HOW. DARE. YOU. NABBY IS BAE

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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That was for you Irbe :P

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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IRBE IS SO BAE, BAE IS IN HIS NAME 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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We should bring John Scott out of retirement if we want #grit and speed

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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@melked

Don't forget defense! He wasn't on the ice for a goal in his 2 games.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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YES

Bring back the GOAT!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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John Scott is an All-Star with a trade value of 2 1st round picks and Duche

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Oh no a troll.

How does the troll feel about our recent trade?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Man, I just want vintage Nils Ekman and Alex Korolyuk back

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Sundstrom was solid too

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Ew

no

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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But does he even Corsi?

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Mah boy Nils Ekman

What a legend

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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I remember a time where being tied with the Leafs for most of the game was considered an L

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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So when does Donkey get back?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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You guys are all stupid. FTF OWNS YOU ALL

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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The Troll is actaully Jake calling it now

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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HERTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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OMG

OMGOMGOMGOMG

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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LETS FUCKING GO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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GPALZ!!!

HERTL TIME!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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MARLOW IS FUCKING DADDY

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Is like DREAM!!!!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Hertl!

The Goals must be always!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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VINTAGE PATTY

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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LEGGO HERTL POWER

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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GPALZ!!!!!!!

ALL DA GPALZ!!!!!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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What a play

What a shot

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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So Gutless

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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Gutless levels = very

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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Remember that one time Patty killed a penalty on the boards with 5 guys trying to get the puck from him?

This was close

 

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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Marlow aka Gutless aka choker aka worst Shark ever

Should have been traded instead of Goldobin. Timo is the Marlow we always wanted.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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Now please, don't give up a goal

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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Boedker is the best Marlow

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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It's over

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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Empty Net Specialist

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Jumbo 999!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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OH Jumbo with the saucy chip to Pavs!!!!!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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SUCK IT TORONTO!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Fact

Everyone in Canada hates Toronto

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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So suck it Toronto

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Welp we made it out of Feb with 1st place GG Pacific Division

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Haley loses the face though, you guys

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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GLAD TO BE BACK BOYS. THE BYE WEEK HAS BEEN GOOD

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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Oh

So they're the LA of Canada>

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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Fact

Irbe hates Ottawa and Toronto !

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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Irbe hates Ottawa more

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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TEAL THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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The Hahn gif!!!!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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Nice win.

Let's hope Hansen comes ready to play.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 1 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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Fuck Portland and Vancouver, that is all.

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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I agree with the troll! GREEN ER OUT

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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The troll is dead!

Hertl brought me back to life!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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Say it Hertl!!! SAY IT!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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Rip Leafs such rookies

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Mar 1 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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Goldobin is up to date on his shots?

:(

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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So happy

To see Hertl playing and scoring goals. It is scary to get those type of knee injuries. The emotion he showed after that goal shows how much he has gone through.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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recap is up

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 1 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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@sippy

Poor fella, gonna go to a shit team and get the mumps.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:11 AM    

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Mump you Kurt

Mump you straight to Mump

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 01:11 AM    

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353 comments

 

ftf......178 =(

That was a good night for them too.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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To the recap!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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@SJST

What is the conversion rate of beer league comments to 24 carat FTF comments?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 1 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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We just

aren't professional enuff for FTF

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 1 2017 | 01:15 AM    

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uhm

500 comments = 1 

Thank Pug! for that rate.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 1 2017 | 01:16 AM    

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