Yuge victory time

Donald Trump   25 February 2017

Thank you, thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, the fake establisment NHL is trying to keep us from winning the cup. SAD! PATHETIC! I know you ask, "how do you know that Donald you big-handed president?" I mean... Look at the NHL. Giving us a week off playing so we'd lose our position on the top of the Pacific? SAD! The NHL is making it hard for us to win the games. I'd know, since I win all the games. I win a lot. I'm very rich. But the lying NHL is making it slighty harder than me when I look at Ivanka's modeling pictures. That is a tremendous FAIL. So my first act, is to BUILD A WALL OF GOALS BETWEEN US AND THE NHL. When you look at the NHL, they are not sending their best Champions. They are sending LA's, Anaheim's, and Chicago's. So we build the goal wall. It'll be a beautiful goal wall. It's a Trump goalwall. It'll be Yuge goals. Tremendous goals. The best goals. I make the best goals. We start this, by playing the Vancouver CanCucks. Look at them! They're filled with Mumps! SAD! Also, their best players are from Sweden, and daddy- I..I mean Steve Bannon told me that's bad. Worse, the establishment NHL has clearly favourited the Cancucks. The fake NHL allowed them to clone their best player, so now there's 2 of them! Despite this, the failing Canlucks are still losing! They've become a JOKE. That is tremendously SAD. We will beat them today, and it will be a glorious day for our nation. We're gonna make the Sharks great again. (FAKE CLAPPING ENSUES)