Desert Dogs!
SJSTFan 18 February 2017
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Shaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarks
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:15 PM
Desert Dogs!
Drink!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:16 PM
Hard to believe that the Yotes
have been in Arizona for 20 years
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:16 PM
for real, they barely have fans. Loyal fans though
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:17 PM
Yeah, the ones they have
are really loyal. Last I heard, the Yotes are still looking for an arena. Apparently the one in Scottsdale didn't work out.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:18 PM
Yay, Dell
gets a shot
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:19 PM
By the way
I feel a little less bad about the last game since FLA handed the Ducks a 4-1 loss last night
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:20 PM
Goldy in the house
.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:20 PM
Jesus, can we not let
one of their forwards get a point blank shot on our goaltender?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:23 PM
Need to spend some time
in the Sharks O-zone.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:29 PM
Where's jakebot when you need him
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Feb 18 2017 | 08:31 PM
Probably forgot this was an early game
I almost forgot myself
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:32 PM
Pleasantly surprised this game was at 8 eastern
Let's Go Sharks. Hopefully NHL.tv will stop sucking for me
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Feb 18 2017 | 08:33 PM
Wookiee!!!
What a shot!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:36 PM
Burnzie!!!!
(Wookie noises)
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Feb 18 2017 | 08:37 PM
Burns??!??
I'm shocked
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Feb 18 2017 | 08:40 PM
I liked how Burns
manuevered around until he found a clear spot to take that shot. The rest of the team should take note.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:41 PM
Dell looks
On the brink of disaster every save, but he's getting it done.
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Feb 18 2017 | 08:46 PM
Melkman!!!!
GPALZ!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:47 PM
Alright where's the real Mike smith
Cause this isn't him
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Feb 18 2017 | 08:48 PM
I think this is the real Mike Smith
Just not the one that usually shows up for the Sharks games
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:49 PM
Poor Haley
He assisted on the last goal, but Couture gets credit for it. Hopefully, they'll fix that.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:52 PM
4th line earning its pay
tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:54 PM
Everyone is looking good tonight
Aside from Dillon of course
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Feb 18 2017 | 08:56 PM
Dell!!
.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:57 PM
What a shock
Dillon getting beat again
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 08:58 PM
What are y'all drinking tonight?
I'm going with some fine spring water
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 08:58 PM
Not sure what is up with Dillon
recently. He seemed somewhat improved earlier this year with Schlemko. But he is definitely moving in the wrong direction now.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:58 PM
Coke Zero
is the beverage this evening
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 08:59 PM
Decent period
Always good to have a 2 goal lead.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:00 PM
Hey boys
Good period?
Been fighting a gnarly hangover and sickness
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:00 PM
I had a couple beers
Don't remember what they were though
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Feb 18 2017 | 09:01 PM
@Jakebot Hopefully the time before the hangover
was good.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:02 PM
Very good period
Especially with the trouble totes have given us this year
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Feb 18 2017 | 09:02 PM
I like it when Mike Smith
looks like a normal goaltender against the Sharks
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:03 PM
Saw the AHL kings and yotes last night
Was alright, yelled for Setoguchi, cuz sharks for life.
Oh yeah and $2 beers! Lots of em.
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:03 PM
Those $2 beers
are killers
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:04 PM
Burns for Hart
What a fucking guy
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:05 PM
Is Goldobin in the lineup tonight?
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:06 PM
Yep!
.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:07 PM
Burns for Hart,
Ross, Norris, and Conn Smythe!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:07 PM
How's he look?
Also, KOKOPELI JERSEYS!
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:08 PM
Looked OK
Had a couple of decent chances
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:08 PM
Goldy is backchecking well
That's the main thing I wanted to see. The offense is there, the defense is the big question.
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 09:16 PM
Things the coaching staff need to look at during the break
1. Clearing the D-zone. I'd say at least half the Yotes shots tonight were due to blown zone-clear opportunities
2. Power Play. We all know about that.
3. Getting goals from someone not named Burns, Pavelski, Marleau, or Couture. Like the PP, I think there are systemic problems that could be tweaked to get better chances.
Anything else?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:17 PM
Agreed
Def need more scoring from the depth
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:19 PM
Holy shit
What a save!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:20 PM
Delicious
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:20 PM
Haley!!!!!
1st goal of the year!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:22 PM
Blind Squirrel!
Finds a nut
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:23 PM
4th line doing all the work tonight
Come on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:24 PM
PP Time!
Put the 4th line out!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:25 PM
Damn OEL
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:26 PM
If I'm PDB
This PP sends me to the drawing board
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:29 PM
PP needs to be blown up
It just doesn't work
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:30 PM
So, now that they fixed the scoring on the 2nd goal,
Haley has a goal and an assist tonight. So, we need a fight for him to get a Gordie Howe hat trick.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:34 PM
I miss anything?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:37 PM
Mike Smith has given up 3 goals
and Michael Haley has a goal and an assist. Also the 4th line has all the goals
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:39 PM
A functional 4th line?
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:39 PM
What have they done?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:39 PM
SJSDFan became SJSTFan?
huh
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 09:39 PM
Dell
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:39 PM
Yes
I am a fan of my own site =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:40 PM
Scored all the gpalz
And Dell has been a wall
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:40 PM
Haha this is my reaction with Dell all the time
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 09:41 PM
What lasts longer guys?
A Tampon or a hockey puck ?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:41 PM
Why do you ask?
.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:42 PM
Well
I have a punch line waiting
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:42 PM
Well tell it
.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 09:42 PM
A hockey puck
3 periods
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:42 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:43 PM
Ewwwwww
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:43 PM
oh please Jake
You are tougher than that.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:44 PM
Goddamn it
Should have seen it coming. No pun intended
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 09:45 PM
I'm sick and hungover
I just want pasta
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:46 PM
Haley scored damn Jake must be on suicide watch
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 18 2017 | 09:46 PM
OK slam dunk contest time
Time to switch over for a bit.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 09:47 PM
Vince Carter or GTFO
Raptors!
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:47 PM
What's the count on the DD counter? I need to catch up
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 18 2017 | 09:48 PM
This Derrick Jones Jr guy could be the Vince Carter of this year
His YouTube tape is ridiculous.
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 09:49 PM
I think we've only had 2 or 3
DDs tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:49 PM
That's pretty weak Hahn
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 18 2017 | 09:50 PM
DD count is ~10
SJ Twitter counted 6 in the first
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:50 PM
That seems more like it, I heard he knows about the game so he makes it a point to get people blackout drunk
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 18 2017 | 09:51 PM
He most definitely does.
.
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 09:51 PM
So, if the game is safely in hand late in the 3rd,
does Haley drop the gloves to get a GH hat trick?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 09:55 PM
He'll probably drop the gloves no matter what. I wouldn't mind seeing him score an actaul hat trick just to see Jake post another Mike Smith retire rage article.
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 18 2017 | 09:56 PM
Here's a cat to describe me RN
Check out @elizabethcatte's Tweet: https://twitter.com/elizabethcatte/status/832750793329561603?s=09
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 10:03 PM
Crap!
Not the way to start the period
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:14 PM
A 4th goal by the Sharks
would be good
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:18 PM
Good effort by Goldy
though he probably should have shot it.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:32 PM
Wow, everyone disapppeared for 20 minutes?
I thought it was just my internet not updating
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 10:34 PM
Don't know where everyone went
I assumed that they were watching the NBA dunk contest
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:35 PM
Though to be honest
not much has happened since the Yotes goal
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:35 PM
True
but zero chatter? amazing
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 10:37 PM
Need some more cat GIFs
to get everyone's attention
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:38 PM
I'm basically in a coma
Don't yell at me
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 10:42 PM
PP Time
A goal by the Sharks would be a nice thing here
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:44 PM
Wookiee!!!
GPALZ!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:44 PM
WOOKIE
HART BABY
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 10:45 PM
Remember when people were doubting his ability to score 30?
Burninator!
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 10:46 PM
Assist 998
for Jumbo
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:46 PM
WIN!!!!!
Good effort. Dell was dynamite tonight. The 4th line was solid. Burns is Burns!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:48 PM
Hey, PDB
I think you can safely play Dell in more games and give Jones some more rest
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:49 PM
Agreed
On Dell
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Posted by: JakeBot Feb 18 2017 | 10:50 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW
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Posted by: sharkzfan Feb 18 2017 | 10:50 PM
Don't forget
tomorrow's game against BOS is another early start (5:30 I think)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:50 PM
WE WIIINAAAAGAIN!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 18 2017 | 10:51 PM
Let's go