Sharks vs Coyotes GDT
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 4 2017 | 10:35 PM
I'm jake?
WHYY!!!!?!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:35 PM
Link
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 4 2017 | 10:35 PM
PANTS OFF FOR THE SHARKS
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:36 PM
Uhm.... Shirts off?
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:38 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:39 PM
uhmm no
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:39 PM
gotta like the jump puck
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 4 2017 | 10:40 PM
Go Sharks!!
Beat the Desert Dogs! (Drink!!)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:40 PM
Not gonna do it!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:40 PM
(the shirts off part)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:41 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:41 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:42 PM
oh shit
wrestlin gifs
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 4 2017 | 10:43 PM
Haley for Carpy
Why, PDB?? The 4th line has been on fire the last 2 games
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:43 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:44 PM
Yikes!
That picture...
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:44 PM
Irbe, where did this theme come from? I don't remember this during our marketing meeting
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:45 PM
Need
cats!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:45 PM
SJSD...
When you left the room for a smoke break...
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:45 PM
Almost
hit the post
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:46 PM
Yes
Cats were agreed upon
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:46 PM
Cats are our lucky GIFs
this year
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:47 PM
When you were gone
Me and Jeff agreed on the shirts off theme, it helps the female demographic grow...
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:47 PM
Lady is gone for the night, pants are off
High gravity beers and Sharks hockey.
Living life. Living large.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 4 2017 | 10:50 PM
Pants off?
Ok, we're good
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:50 PM
5 comments of the FTF GDT
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:52 PM
I have no beer :(
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 4 2017 | 10:52 PM
Jake, get beer before it's too late!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:53 PM
Bad planning
on your part. You should go get some. The way this game is going, you probably won't miss much
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:54 PM
The excitement of Yotes hockey
You can't miss that, Surf!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:54 PM
Against Arizona of all team too. What were you thinking Jake?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:54 PM
Nice ovation
for Patty from the home crowd
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:54 PM
You come to the Third Coast Jake and I'll take care of you.
Any Sharks fan is a friend of mine.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 4 2017 | 10:55 PM
I'd help you too, Jake
But I'm a silly little college kiddo with little money
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 10:57 PM
PK
.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 10:58 PM
I'll help Irbe's, who will in turn, help Jakes.
Helping fans help each other achieve inebriation.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 4 2017 | 11:00 PM
I like it
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 11:01 PM
Penalty
killed
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:03 PM
Who needs Haley
with Dillon punching away
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:05 PM
Must be a bunch of gritheads in the Bay
Thinking Hayley adds anything to...well...anything.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 4 2017 | 11:07 PM
Haley can throw some real........... Haymakers
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 11:09 PM
...
I'll leave now
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 11:09 PM
PP Time
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:11 PM
oh shit!
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 4 2017 | 11:15 PM
DIVE
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 4 2017 | 11:16 PM
5 on 3
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:16 PM
I liked how the ref
told Smith to get back in the fucking net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:16 PM
I can't look away...
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Feb 4 2017 | 11:17 PM
That was a fucking mess
Sloppy, sloppy passing
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:20 PM
lol
That was by far the worst 5 on 3 PP for the Sharks this season.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:21 PM
And they've had several
bad 5 on 3 PPs this year
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:22 PM
Exactly
This one is at a whole new level
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:22 PM
Can we just refuse 5 on 3s in the future?
Maybe have consecutive 5 on 4s instead
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:23 PM
Buster!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:24 PM
Too much passing
like to see more shooting. Also, the whole sequence that led to 2 penalties getting called on them was ridiculous
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Feb 4 2017 | 11:24 PM
Let me check the rule book
..............................................Nope = (
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:24 PM
I thought the PP was starting to get better
Tonight is throwing some cold water on that thought
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:26 PM
They seemed tired
They should have let the 2nd unit start that 5-3 powerplay. Pavelski, Thornton and Marleau looked like slugs trying to gain entry to the zone.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:26 PM
Sometimes I wish they'd start the PPs with the 2nd unit for about 45 seconds
then have the 1st unit come on for the rest (when the other teams PK is more fatigued)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:27 PM
Well
You can do that at home, but away, they will take note and send out their #2's as well to start
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:29 PM
Arizona tonight,
Buffalo Tuesday. We're fucked.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:29 PM
Surf
We have cat mojo now. We can take this little scrubs out
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:31 PM
I knew we were missing something tonight
Cat mojo!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:32 PM
DESERT DOGS
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:33 PM
Not to mention
Drinking game mojo
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:33 PM
Drinking game?
WAY AHEAD OF YOU THERE CAPTAIN
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 4 2017 | 11:35 PM
Way to go
Morgan
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:36 PM
JakeBot
Went to get booze?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:37 PM
Consecutive 5-on-4 and 5-on-3 PPs
And nothing....
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:40 PM
Makeup call
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San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:44 PM
Did everyone fall asleep?
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San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:51 PM
Nah
My wife is watching it with me on the couch, so I am bouncing back and forth
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:52 PM
Everyone else?
Maybe?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:52 PM
Not me - I was finishing a quesadilla
Which I may have been giving pieces of to the dog.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 4 2017 | 11:53 PM
Well, the Yotes do a fine job
of sucking the life out of a hockey game
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:53 PM
Yeah they do
Hopefully we can get some 5-5 and take this game over
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:53 PM
Man Meier had a prime chance right there
Got to sink it in
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 4 2017 | 11:55 PM
PK
.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:57 PM
hmm
I don't know if you guys noticed this or not, but about 4 minutes ago, the Coyotes had 6 guys on the ice for about 5 seconds and made a breakout play with the new guy on the ice.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 4 2017 | 11:59 PM
The refs are missing a few things
tonight. Hertl got smacked in the face right in front of the ref
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:00 AM
I like the games more when the Sharks score more than the other team
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Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 5 2017 | 12:01 AM
Crap!
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San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:02 AM
Oh, what the fuck
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Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 5 2017 | 12:04 AM
Gonna be one of those games,
isn't it?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:06 AM
And another
PK
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:07 AM
Yeah
Looking like the Sharks can't focus when teams try to get under our skin. Arizona is under our skin and now we're playing their game, not ours.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:08 AM
Found beer
And I might be getting laid tomorrow :D
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:08 AM
Jake
That can be a good thing or a bad thing =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:09 AM
This game is really starting to piss me off
we should have at least one goal by now...fml
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Feb 5 2017 | 12:09 AM
Do tell
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:09 AM
Mike Smith is a below average goalie
until he plays the sharks
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:09 AM
Baker
Shut up about our PK you fool!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:10 AM
JakeBot is not going to "Do tell" it appears
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:10 AM
Oh please, I am so bad with kissing and telling
Gave this girl my number at work a few months back, figuring wtf why not
Few months later the snaps got hot and heavy and now we have alternative super bowl plans
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:11 AM
Cooch!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:12 AM
What a shift!!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:13 AM
Or Dillon!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:13 AM
Silky smooth Cooch!
Just like we drew it up!
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:13 AM
JakeBot is a playa! His relationship talk even made the Sharks score against the Coyotes. Godlike!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:13 AM
Dillon
Finally gets a gpal this season?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:14 AM
Looks like someone's gonna win tomorrow, regardless of the team they cheer for
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 5 2017 | 12:14 AM
JakeBot scores
then the Sharks score!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:14 AM
Hell yeah Mr Houston
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:14 AM
Jake's game
is transcendent
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:15 AM
ALSO - RIGBY!
DILLON!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 5 2017 | 12:15 AM
Havent seen a temper that bad since Ben Eager....
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:15 AM
We're a few goals away
From having a real "Gong Show"
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:16 AM
Getting destroyed at the dot
again tonight (34%)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:20 AM
Matt Duchene
Had 20 FW's today, 56 in his last 4 games
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:20 AM
I have been thinking about Duchene
I want him after all
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:24 AM
Sign him!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:24 AM
Kurz
wants Patty gone, fuck him. 2 yr deal
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:24 AM
Get out of my house Desert Dog!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:27 AM
Seriously
Keep Patty and Jumbo around no matter what...
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:28 AM
Like I dont care about the results
I want their legacies to be intact. I seriously doubt we get immediately better in ANY scenario that involves them leaving. Let them ride into the sunset, cup or not.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:29 AM
Yes
They are the heart of the team. Let's finish what they started with them still here.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:29 AM
And hell, they have made their millions
Whose to say they dont take BONKERS discounts and let DW sign a top flight FA on top of resigning them.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:30 AM
I just got off my shift
I can't believe Dillon scored
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:30 AM
For real
When you get close to that retirement thing without a Championship, you tend to take discounts
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:30 AM
They have coordinated their last two contracts together
Just give them enough to pay their bills and go get a shiny new FA
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:31 AM
Hi Milked
You missed Dillon's only goal of the season and possibly next season. It was a thing of beauty
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:31 AM
I think, if they are willing to take another hometown discount,
DW will sign them both for 2 or 3 year contracts.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:31 AM
I think
Both should ask for 3 at a discount and "settle" for 2 years at a discount
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:32 AM
That works
for me
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:32 AM
I always miss the miracles
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:32 AM
Get away from me Desert Dog!!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:33 AM
This is too easy
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:34 AM
Radulov and Shattenkirk appear to be the best UFAs this summer
Neither of them would break the bank, esp if Jumbo and Patty are taking pay cuts
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:34 AM
Fuck it
Offer Sheet Ryan Johansen and let the boy win a cup with his childhood idol in jumbo
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:35 AM
Hertl
Is already showing his dominance on the boards tonight. Once we get Donskoi back and stop dressing Haley for Carpenter, we might have an offensive explosion. I think the only reason why things are sucking tonight is that we can't get anything going with the constant shanagan's
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:35 AM
Has thinking that too
Big booty Tomas is here to play
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:36 AM
Offer sheet both Palat and Johnson in TBL
Muwhahahaha
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:37 AM
Offer sheet Toffoli even tho he is a Kang and the worst
He is a shooter and we need those.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:38 AM
I'm tempted to do the Cleveland Brown challenge next season for fantasy and draft the worst team and see if I beat anyone
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:38 AM
Ok
If DW offers matching contracts to all of Drouin, Palat, and Johnson, there is no way TBL can keep them all.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:39 AM
Cooch!!!
for sure this time
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:40 AM
Drouin will probably leave he's tried before
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:40 AM
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YEAH
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:40 AM
Fuck!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:41 AM
RIGBY!
TEETH!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Feb 5 2017 | 12:41 AM
Can't say idont want him though his aditude is pretty shitty and would probably put him in the PDB doghouse
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:41 AM
*I'd
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:41 AM
Piss!!!
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:41 AM
Evgeni Kuznetsov?
Offer sheet? Washington is up against it.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:43 AM
Washington has to figure out what to do with
Oshie, Kuzy, Alzner, and Orlov, among a grip of lesser players...
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:44 AM
Besides Jumbo and Patty,
the only UFA this year is Haley. But we have RFAs with Donkey, Melkman, Cobra, Carpy, and Heed. And it looks like we'll have about $18.5 M to spend.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:44 AM
I am banking on Jumbo and Patty opening up ~6 mil
Then offer sheetz!
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:45 AM
PLZ Haley v Domi!
idc if he gets lit up
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:47 AM
Haley vs Domi SR =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:47 AM
Getting a bit
chippy
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:48 AM
It's beginning to get a lot more chippy!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:48 AM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:49 AM
I'd lowkey want to see how many goals Haley would have if he was on Thornton'so line
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:50 AM
Liking Radulov the most in my offseason rosterbations
just throw another 1 year merc contract at him, small raise on what he is making in MTL
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:50 AM
Oshie is UFA and might work too
He is more of a shooter and would be nice for shootouts
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:50 AM
I figure that the Sharks have 2 years to find
someone to take Jumbo's spot. That is what they really need to focus on. I don't know who that is, though.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:53 AM
We rarely go to shootouts though
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:53 AM
Joner!
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:53 AM
I always assumed the org's plan was to put Logan as the 1C when Joe leaves us
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:54 AM
Oshie is still good for .75 points per game if this year's pace keeps up.
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Feb 5 2017 | 12:54 AM
If Cooch is future 1C
then need to find a 2C (unless we think Hertl takes that spot)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:55 AM
Well they have been grooming him for it
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:56 AM
The problem is both aren't as durable as Jumbo, so potentially Chris Tierney as a 1C sounds probable at some point
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 12:57 AM
That one shift
Meier-Hertl-Labanc, looked pretty good
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 12:58 AM
Who knows thought maybe DW will kick enough tires that we get Douche for Dillon and a pick
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 01:00 AM
DW should definitely call the Avs
to see what the price is.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:01 AM
Almost
just can't buy a goal
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:03 AM
Duchene
would fix our 1/2 C issue that is looming
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:04 AM
Jumbo (with Hertl), Cooch, and Duchene
would be sweet set of lines
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:05 AM
Jumbo as a 3C if he declines when he's like Jagr age would be pretty rad
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 01:07 AM
1 point at least
Need to get the other
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:12 AM
The Arizona thing is confounding. Why can't we railroad these guys like every other team in the league!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:13 AM
West Coast version
of Buffalo
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:14 AM
Because the players play the DD game too
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 01:14 AM
PP Time
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:18 AM
Jones!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:22 AM
Right as I said we rarely go to the shootout we might actaully go to the shootout
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Feb 5 2017 | 01:22 AM
Shootout
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:23 AM
We need to collapse the triangle of the defense more on our 4 on 3
Great save by Jones though!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:24 AM
I think this is only the 3rd
shootout this season
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:24 AM
Cooch!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:26 AM
Dammit
One point, but still
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:27 AM
41 shots on goals to like 20. Missed 5-3 and 4-3 opportunities. Classic San Jose loss
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:28 AM
Unfortunately,
we've got to play these guys one more time this year
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:29 AM
Thankfully
These guys aren't going to make it to the playoffs. They would probably sweep us. After injuring 4 of our players long term for the following season.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:29 AM
I think this in one team
where we'd like to see the backup goalie
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:29 AM
I'm soo sad. Hug me !!!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:32 AM
Buffalo on Tuesday
Hope for something better out of the Sharks.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:32 AM
and before you guys go....
DESERT DOGS
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAAA Drink UP!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:32 AM
Hugs
and Drinks!! See ya Tuesday!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:32 AM
See you all. Have a good one guys!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Feb 5 2017 | 01:33 AM
I am not Jake