Sharks vs Lightning GDT
JakeBot 19 January 2017
I was on the big screen at the LA game.
I was on the big screen at the LA game.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:40 PM
Fall in nerds!
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:40 PM
Let's go Sharks!
Thanks Jake.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 10:40 PM
Link for my homies!
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:41 PM
Nice to see Dell get a game.
I was afraid he would be stapled to the bench for a while after the Calgary game.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 10:42 PM
Haley on IR?
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:42 PM
When did that happen?
He was playing fairly well, too.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 10:43 PM
Dell!
Good save early!
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:43 PM
Haley plays his best game of the year
and he's out of the lineup.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:43 PM
Timo out
and Haley on IR per Randy
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:44 PM
Hazzah
Was wondering if this was gonna hapoen
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 10:44 PM
Is Timo hurt?
Or just not playing?
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 10:45 PM
They put your mean mug on the big TV, eh Jake?
That cameraman must've had some rum and cokes beforehand! :P
I kid. I kid, because I care.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 10:45 PM
Sounds like Timo
is in the press box tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:45 PM
PDB saw the interview Timo gave where he said "Ya know" 24 times in 2 minutes.
I think.
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:45 PM
Weird how we are done going to SoCal and yet to set foot in Vancouver
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:46 PM
How is it
that TB just missed going to the SCF last year and is currently out of the playoffs? I heard injuries, but there must be something else.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:48 PM
That is weird
But aside from LA, it really doesn't feel like we've played against our division all that much yet
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 10:48 PM
We've played the Ducks
a few times
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:49 PM
Ooof
Ward
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 10:49 PM
Boedker would be
proud of that miss
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:50 PM
Edmonton twice, Calgary a few times too.
I think we are almost done with Arizona, too.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 10:50 PM
13 division games left
5 of which are against Vancouver
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:50 PM
Sharks getting outshot 8-3 right now
Not exactly a winning strategy
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 10:50 PM
Last 6 games are against the Western Canada teams
2 apiece
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:51 PM
We also have a lot of Central action left
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:51 PM
13 central games left as well
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:52 PM
Odd ball scheduling has 2 games in Dallas on the same roadie
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:53 PM
I think we have only one trip
east of the Mississippi left. So most of the eastern teams are done.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:53 PM
Two games in Dallas?
That's weird.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 10:53 PM
Yeah
Dallas - Minny - then back to Texas
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:55 PM
One four game east coast roadie left
Buff, Boston, Philly, NJ
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:55 PM
The schedule has been particularly weird
We've had several away-home back-to-backs
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:56 PM
A lot of teams are kinda flipped this year
Both Florida teams are bad, isles bad enough to fire their coach, blue jackets look like world beaters, Dallas is down there, Edmonton isn't bottom feeding, the blues don't look like a team only a couple games from a final either.
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 10:57 PM
Really hoping the sharks captialize on the easier teams coming up....
Lots of bad teams left, Namely Vancouver, Winnipeg, Dallas, and Arizona
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:57 PM
Just me or a boring first besides Dell playing well?
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 10:58 PM
Some opportunities to pick up some points
unless the Sharks play down to the opposition
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:58 PM
Nah
It's been nothing special, just a few plays here and there
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 10:59 PM
@Jake
Not just you. It is pretty boring
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 10:59 PM
No, not you.
Not too many chances so far.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 10:59 PM
@ Clockwork - I knew the Blues were going to regress when they had to give some people away
I just couldn't believe it was that bad.
Speaking of that, Tampa's broadcast team pointed out how the speed, not the grind, did the Sharks in during the Finals and how they felt Tampa was doing the same thing to the Sharks now.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 10:59 PM
Not hard to expect a slower game
With playing last night
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 11:00 PM
@Alex
Same for the isles, didn't expect them to be as bad as they are after losing a couple people.
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 11:01 PM
I'm not sure that TB is speedier
vs the Sharks having played last night
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:02 PM
I'd say Tampa is a fairly fast team
Given how young they are
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 11:03 PM
4 on 4
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:05 PM
@ Clockwork - Good point
@ Surf City - Especially against faster teams, like the Pens, Hawks and the Oilers, our guys really start to show their age and wear. I think Jake's assessment a few days ago was pretty solid - San Jose is a top 10 defensive team and a mid-tier offensive team
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 11:05 PM
Burns with his first tattoo at 11?
That man is a legend.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:05 PM
Wow they are the third youngest actually
Only Edmonton and Buffalo are younger
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 11:05 PM
ALEX HOUSTON
How the hell are you?
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:06 PM
@Alex
Yeah, the Sharks certainly aren't a speed team. Not sure they really have been a speed team for a while. I agree that the Sharks are good on D and so-so on O. I'm pretty sure, even without speed, they could be better on O, though.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:08 PM
Here is a silly gif of the Philly Phanatic
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:08 PM
@ Jake
Oh I'm alright. Getting by as best I can, scouting the Internet to find the best corners of San Jose talk. Occasionally enjoying a fine beverage. You know how I do
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 11:08 PM
Hey guys I came back from the dead
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:09 PM
Dellicious
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:09 PM
Nice that Dell
showed up tonight. The rest of the Sharks need to arrive in the next period.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:10 PM
He escaped
From LA
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 11:10 PM
Melked
survived!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:10 PM
What happened to Melked?
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:10 PM
Escaped from LA back to OC just kill me now
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:10 PM
We thought he died
At Staples center
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 11:11 PM
I did being around all these Kings fans gave me cancer
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:11 PM
but then I heard the Sharks were playing so I revived myself
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:12 PM
You were at Staples?
I was at Staples! Where were you sitting? Did you see me on screen in the third?
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:12 PM
Good call
Probably shoulda picked a more interesting night, I might fall asleep with how this is going
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 19 2017 | 11:13 PM
I'm not sure maybe haha I was in the PR8 area
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:13 PM
Me and my gf were wearing Thronton jerseys mine was black she was wearing the stadium series.
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:13 PM
I was pretty drunk
But I had the cool shark hat/bonnet on.
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:15 PM
Those beers though I thought they were going to go small can size they surprised me.
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:15 PM
Wait were you wearing a leather Sharks jacket with the old logo?
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:17 PM
nope
Black Armor Marleau jersey
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:28 PM
oh fo sho
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:29 PM
That guy by the cup
Looked so unhappy
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:30 PM
A lot of time in the
O-zone. Need more shots. Also GPALZ
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:34 PM
Wardo!!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:37 PM
Man, Tampa's goalie don't want none of that Melk
Just shut up and drink the Melk man!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 11:37 PM
Carpy!
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:37 PM
Or Carpenter!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:37 PM
Wardo!
Tip?
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:38 PM
RIGBY!
THE WOODSMAN!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 11:38 PM
Nope!
Carpy!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:38 PM
Now a PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:39 PM
GOALS
I WAS PEEING
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:40 PM
Ahhh christ Dillon
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:40 PM
@Jake
Drink more. We need more goals.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:40 PM
Crap!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:41 PM
Bakes mentioned the number of games it has been since TBL scored on the PP
so naturally they are gonna score....
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:41 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 19 2017 | 11:41 PM
Drouin is pretty good
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:42 PM
Whelp,
That was a short-lived lead
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:42 PM
LIKE I SAID
SHARKS CAN'T HANDLE SPEED
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 11:42 PM
That's why we need Haley slow them down with some hard hitting grit.
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:43 PM
or go down the Dustin Brown road and blow up people's kneecaps
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:43 PM
Haley >> Dustin Fucking Brown
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:45 PM
It's really a shame offensive juggernaut and impressario Michael Q. Haley is on IR
Sharks need a playmaker like him
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 11:47 PM
More Sharks
GPALZ
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:47 PM
NHL.tv is shitty
I get home from hockey, click NHL.tv, scroll to Sharks Lightning. Click "Start From Period 1". It brings me to 11 minutes in the 2nd period
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:47 PM
You can skip the 1st period
completely
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:48 PM
Not like I had a choice
At least it is tied and not like 5-1 somebody
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:49 PM
lol
Are we playing their backup goalie ?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:50 PM
A clear would be nice here
Plz
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:50 PM
Technically
I think we are
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:51 PM
Bishop is hurt right?
Or did they get the memo and strategize?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:51 PM
Drouin
Scored a crazy goal tonight I hear
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:53 PM
Bishop was playing shitty
So Vasilevskiy has been the man for the past couple games (I think)
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:53 PM
^^
I'm so out of the loop with the East coast teams outside of the Rangers.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:54 PM
According to the NHL.com preview
Bishop played 3 out of the last 4 games.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:54 PM
PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:55 PM
Sharks
Who scored for us?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:55 PM
My only two cents for the East is fuck Phil Kessel and I'm okay with Tampa Bay
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:55 PM
Carps
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:55 PM
In that case I am wrong
And Phil Kessel is a beautiful human being.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:56 PM
@ SJSD - you can't go back from the start? I'm a NHL.tv user and I just did
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Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 19 2017 | 11:56 PM
He defies physics man
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:56 PM
Nope
I tried it twice. Keeps sending me live. Using a Roku
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:57 PM
Wait
Carpenter scored?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:57 PM
Yup!
He got a GPAL!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 19 2017 | 11:57 PM
FTF is dead right now but what else is new
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 19 2017 | 11:58 PM
LOL
Carpenter 5 games - 2 pts
Haley 32 games - 6 pts
Also, no goals and only 4 assists for Dillon. Step your shit up!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 19 2017 | 11:58 PM
FTF is dead
and you can save 15 percent on car insurance going to Geico.com
Facts of life
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:00 AM
I know we all have our beef with Jake
But to his credit, it seems like he's trying to engage the readers more. Giving them a FTF night at the Tank was a step back in the right direction.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 20 2017 | 12:00 AM
Given the tough game last night
I'd be OK with getting a point out of this game. Of course, I'll take 2
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:00 AM
The next step is to unban everybody
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:01 AM
lol
I like what Jake has been doing recently, but unfortunately for him, I will be trying to make this site badass to compete with him now. He did so many things that pissed me off.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:02 AM
So if Dallas had a chance to let both goalies be unprotected to protect an extra skater you think they'de take it?
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:03 AM
Well
both are equally as inconsistent. They are literally the same fucking goalie. A few great games and then get blown up 2 games in a row. Rinse repeat. I have no idea who they think is better, I don't think they even know. I would protect the skater tbh.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:04 AM
Dillon dad interview
Or Ducks Avs game....I do like me some Duchene action
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:05 AM
Nice shift at the end.
Hopefully more of that to come in the third.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:05 AM
I just can't beieve how much money they're giving both
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:05 AM
John Gibson
8 goals allowed in the last 9 games. Currently shutting out the Avs
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:15 AM
If he could cut that shit out, I would appreciate it.
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:15 AM
Kurt's fantasy team be damned
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:16 AM
It worked!
Avs just scored haha
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:16 AM
Fantasy team be damned?
I just got 2 powerplay assists on that goal! Thanks MacKinnon and Duchene!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:17 AM
My teams GAA is
1.16 Justin....6.11 lol The save percentage is as bad of a difference
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:17 AM
Future Shark Duchene?
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:17 AM
I hope so
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:18 AM
Design question
You guys like the upper nav pinned? I just added that 2 nights ago. I figured it would decrease your scrolling if you had to login or something.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:19 AM
I like it
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:20 AM
Yeah it helps alot
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:20 AM
sweet
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:20 AM
I concur
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:21 AM
Cooch!!!!
(really)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:23 AM
Fuckboi scores
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:23 AM
Fuck
Was still watching the Avs!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:23 AM
TEETH!
THis is not a drill!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:23 AM
RIGBY!
TEETH!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 20 2017 | 12:24 AM
That long 3rd period though
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:24 AM
lol
My wife is not going to like watching that highlight of her goalie she is stuck with this season lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:24 AM
Yet another PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:24 AM
lowkey I feel like Landeskog would fit in our system better and be cheaper to get
Posted by: GetMelkedOn Jan 20 2017 | 12:25 AM
What?
Hold on to your stick. Weak call. My coach would be mad at me for holding my stick like a bitch.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:25 AM
Seriously, hold onto that shit....
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:26 AM
That would not be a penalty
10 years ago. Everyone would just laugh at you for not holding on to your stick.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:27 AM
#OldSchoolHockey
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:27 AM
PK
Rightfully killed. The hockey Gods hath spoken
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:28 AM
Those shots
by the ear are really hard to stop. Nice safe dell
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:29 AM
Was just gonna type the same thing
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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:29 AM
If players in the net counted
that was a nice "goal" by TB
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:30 AM
HAHA
Loved that Braun backcheck
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:30 AM
Players do in fact count as pucks
This should be interesting.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:31 AM
Hey Kurt
On occasion in this thread, comments are showing a random " "> " between time and the rec button.
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:31 AM
Melker
Gets a weak slashing call. 2 minutes later, Thornton is cross checked and Braun launches someone into our own net (without the puck) These refs.....
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:31 AM
Steven Stamkos can have my babies
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Posted by: DonaldJoonasTrump Jan 20 2017 | 12:32 AM
@JakeBot
Yes, it has to do with quotation marks, so any images or typed out quotes will cause that issue. I am looking into it.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:32 AM
Who are you DJT?
/
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:32 AM
Isn't it obvious?
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Posted by: DonaldJoonasTrump Jan 20 2017 | 12:33 AM
Not really....
Sundy?
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:33 AM
No I'm your next President
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Posted by: DonaldJoonasTrump Jan 20 2017 | 12:33 AM
Sundy?
I'll allow it, but we can say Queens here
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:33 AM
and there's nothin you can do about it =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:34 AM
Vladimir
Putin?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:34 AM
I'm not the cuck known as Jake
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Posted by: DonaldJoonasTrump Jan 20 2017 | 12:34 AM
Guys, it's okay. We're gonna win.
We got a Dell.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 20 2017 | 12:34 AM
Prove to us
That you are not in fact Jake
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:35 AM
DJT
Congrats on your victory. Watch out for explosive drones tomorrow. Try not to grope Ivanka on TV
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:35 AM
I have a penis.
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Posted by: DonaldJoonasTrump Jan 20 2017 | 12:35 AM
This
checks out
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:35 AM
Seems legit.
You may pass.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:35 AM
My next project
email verification so I don't have to deal with fake email accounts.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:36 AM
I am looking forward to having you guys in the White House when you win the cup.
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Posted by: DonaldJoonasTrump Jan 20 2017 | 12:37 AM
You think TBL will retire Vinny L's #?
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:38 AM
Finally, PP Time
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:39 AM
Donskoi
Someone teach this guy to shoot
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:39 AM
No way.
Most people see him as a King
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:39 AM
Now
Would be a nice time for an improved PP. Please?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:40 AM
NOTICE ME SENPAI
!
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:40 AM
The PP just needs to do something
different. Cause what they are doing isn't working
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:41 AM
Different
as in gpalz =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:41 AM
Less passing
more shooting. More goalie screens would be good, too.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:42 AM
I.E.
More Burnsing.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:43 AM
And better
passing if we've going to pass a lot
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:43 AM
Jake Allen got pulled TWICE tonight.
lol
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:43 AM
More shooting
Meier - Labanc - Meier
Burns - Burns
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:43 AM
How do you get pulled
Twice?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:44 AM
By sucking ass. Hard
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:45 AM
Or how do you get back in a game
after getting pulled?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:46 AM
When
Carter Hutton is sucking ass just as hard. Maybe he got hurt ? (he is sucking ass hard though)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:47 AM
7-2 final score
7 goals on 18 shots!!!
Hutton also pooped the bed
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:47 AM
Fuck
ANA tied it up
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:47 AM
Those bastards
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:48 AM
This is the same STL team
that the Sharks sucked against?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:48 AM
more or less
lol
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:48 AM
STL
is in a major spiral right now. They injured Tennyson though. So Fuck them!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:49 AM
Marlow
ur too old for that shit!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:50 AM
FUCK EM UP PATTY
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:50 AM
Amazing
that Patty is still the fastest guy on the team (maybe Almost)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:52 AM
Well
Who is faster than him now?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:54 AM
(maybe)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:54 AM
Matt Nie .... no
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 12:55 AM
Almost?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:55 AM
Some dude from
Long Beach
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:55 AM
Poor Jake
At least Nieto gets to play with Duchene and Landeskog. Not much of a demotion!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:55 AM
Nieto gets to play
period. Definitely a promotion.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:56 AM
Promotion
by getting fired essentially.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:56 AM
Sometimes you win
by losing (see DJT)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:57 AM
Wow
What a chance
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 12:58 AM
Yeah
Nice pass by Jumbo and Marleau
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 12:59 AM
Man, Pavs was super close on that one timer
Sucks
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 20 2017 | 12:59 AM
WIN!!!!!
Nice win for a B2B. Good game by Dell
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:00 AM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:00 AM
RIGBY!
SHARKS WIN!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Jan 20 2017 | 01:00 AM
Win!
Nice game by Dell!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 20 2017 | 01:00 AM
4 minutes left. Come on Avs!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:01 AM
WINNERS
JumboTron Jake is officially Mojo!
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Posted by: JakeBot Jan 20 2017 | 01:01 AM
Losers
FTF GDT
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:02 AM
FTF 25
SJST 227
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:03 AM
FFS
ANA just scored
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:05 AM
hmm
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:06 AM
Avs season
in one play
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:07 AM
uhm
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:08 AM
My comment box just expanded to full screen.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:08 AM
That's strange
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:08 AM
anyone else?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:09 AM
Nope
Night everyone
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:10 AM
I'M READY FOR SOME HOCKEY
Wait....
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 20 2017 | 01:10 AM
I'M READY FOR SOME HOCKEY
Wait....
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 20 2017 | 01:11 AM
GG sharks
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Posted by: SJSTFan Jan 20 2017 | 01:28 AM
What's this
Nonsense
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 21 2017 | 10:40 PM
Go Sharks!!