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Jets @ Sharks GDT

SJSDFan   16 January 2017

The Sharks face off against the Winnepeg Jets for the first of two times this season. Both teams look to bounce back from what has been a disappointing prior week of play. Backup goaltender Michael Hutchinson is projected to start in net due to starter Connor Hellebuyck sucking hard the last two games, giving up 6 goals on a combined 13 shots. This is a huge game for the Sharks
mostly due to the heathen Anaheim Ducks winning streak. Look for an ass whooping tonight.

No Goal Watch:
Ben Chiarot <- Out due to illness. We are safe from him, this time....

Streaks (last 5):
Winnepeg: 1-3-1
San Jose: 2-3-0

More Streaks:
Games since Timo Meier scored a goal: 12
Days since Joe Thornton has shaven: Unknown

Freaks:
Brent Burns: He has 9 points in his last 5 games and would also like to own a tiger. Not to mention, Burns is also in the Hart trophy conversation this season, which is also FREAKISH and Awesome for a defender.

Irbe: Need I say more?

Critiques:
Brenden Dillon: On offense this year...0 goals (Tied 604th overall) 4 points (534th overall) Turnover +/- -12 (724th overall)
(via sportingcharts.com)

Geeks:
Me: I should have the comment section able to handle comment submissions with only title being required later tonight (instead of comment and title)
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For those of you wondering why Kurt's writing this preview

That's my bad, I forgot it started early and I was incapacitated

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 03:38 PM    

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Riiiiiight

Incapacitated.....

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 03:52 PM    

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I also forgot so many games were early today

2 games are already done

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 03:54 PM    

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Justin, how did you get today off and not me ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 03:59 PM    

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I didn't

But I took off

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:01 PM    

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Do you

Identify as African American ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:02 PM    

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Nope

But should that matter

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:02 PM    

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Yes

Yes it should =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:03 PM    

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And I didn't take off because of the holiday

Couldn't sleep at all last night and didn't feel like chugging coffee today

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:04 PM    

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oh

Well, if you didn't feel like chugging coffee, you should have just asked for some crack from Irbe.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:04 PM    

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I just got drug tested like 2 weeks ago

Seems like a good idea

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:05 PM    

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Hockey at 1pm PT

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Jan 16 2017 | 04:05 PM    

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It is very weird

To watch hockey and it not be after midnight when it's over

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:06 PM    

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Well at least it's 4 your time

Feels a little weird to be cracking a beer before lunch on a Monday, but 'merica 

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Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Jan 16 2017 | 04:07 PM    

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Also

It feels strange to be in a GDT at work

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:08 PM    

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Be glad you even can kurt

Sad face

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:08 PM    

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Justin, you can use those here

frown

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:09 PM    

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Ah a weird goalie

Who catches righty

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:10 PM    

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GDT at work, what could go wrong

Um sir, is that a my little pony gif??

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Jan 16 2017 | 04:10 PM    

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lol

I have 3 monitors, this is on my small laptop monitor on the back corner of my desk

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:11 PM    

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Grit

Watch

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:12 PM    

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FIGHT

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Jan 16 2017 | 04:13 PM    

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Fight already?

Haley?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:13 PM    

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Also kinda shocked

Thornton didn't get a game or 2 for that nut shot

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:13 PM    

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Of course

Somebody touched the all important wingles, so he did his job.

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:14 PM    

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Honestky game misconduct was good enough

wasnt even that knarly of a spear IMO 

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Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Jan 16 2017 | 04:14 PM    

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He has a history though

Sometimes that plays a part

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:15 PM    

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I was 50/50 on that

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:15 PM    

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Hello

I'm only gonna be here for a little bit, then I have a dentist appointment 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:16 PM    

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What's the score?

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:16 PM    

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Getting the braces readjusted

?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:16 PM    

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Dammit Kurt

You said this was fixed!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:16 PM    

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Still 0-0

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:16 PM    

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lol

lil Charlie joke

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:16 PM    

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That would've been orthodontist

And no

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:17 PM    

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I said

I would fix it tonight. I can't get into my server from here.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:17 PM    

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

AthleticShark got the score to 8-2 super late last night. I COULDVE BEEN OVER .500

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:18 PM    

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Also

Who gets a dentist appointment on a federal Holiday

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:18 PM    

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BTW Justin

Notice your fantasy opponent this week?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:18 PM    

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No

I lost to Jenny cause my goalies are hot garbage

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:19 PM    

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Hopefully crosby carries me to victory

Josi is also on ir for me which sucks

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:20 PM    

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oh

Well, my team hasn't been playing all that well recently so....You have a shot!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:26 PM    

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Neither has mine though

I've lost to charlie and Jenny consecutively

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:27 PM    

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I beat Pug! last week

but only with 2 goalie wins and 25 offensive points

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:28 PM    

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Shortie

!!!!

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:30 PM    

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Gpalz?!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:32 PM    

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Yes

Ward shortie

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:32 PM    

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MLK Day

FTW

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:33 PM    

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With that being said

I hope some other people join in Justin, cuz I gtg and I will be watching the rest of the game on a big delay. Talk to you later bro.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 04:34 PM    

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Laters

.

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 04:34 PM    

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Hi Justin

Im sorta here

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:45 PM    

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As

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Long

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As

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We

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Beat

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FTF

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:54 PM    

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Everything 

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Will

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Be

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:55 PM    

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Ok

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 04:55 PM    

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Woot!

GPALZ!!!!!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 05:07 PM    

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I love that Timo scored tonight and not on FTF night

Fuck you, Sundy

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 05:09 PM    

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Stand for Tibetan liberation 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 16 2017 | 05:16 PM    

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Fight the Chinease oppressors!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 16 2017 | 05:16 PM    

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Moar GPALZ!

Burnzie!!

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 05:16 PM    

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Ok bye

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 16 2017 | 05:16 PM    

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The GDT

is dead today

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 05:36 PM    

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Well

that's what a 4 EST MLK day start will do

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 05:46 PM    

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Guys

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 05:49 PM    

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Do

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Not

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Let

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FTF

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Have

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Any

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Hope

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 05:50 PM    

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Go

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 05:54 PM    

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Pack

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 05:54 PM    

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Go!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 05:54 PM    

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Looks like Wheeler was going after Vlasic after Pickles took his stick to the face

Dont really know what that was about

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 06:06 PM    

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Looks like I came back at a good time

Teardrop!

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:16 PM    

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Rain drop

Drop top

a goal just got scored by a Teardrop

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:18 PM    

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Thank you thank you

I'll be here all week

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:18 PM    

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Please

Don't be

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:18 PM    

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Who else scored?

I only saw ward earlier

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:19 PM    

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It was

a member of the San Jose Sharks

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:21 PM    

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Good

Timo needed one and shocker the wookie

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:21 PM    

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Let

The Wookiee win

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:21 PM    

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Dammit

Wookie*

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:22 PM    

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10

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More

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Until

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We

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Hit

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Triple

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Digits

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:22 PM    

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You're

Cheating

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:23 PM    

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I don't care

It counts

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:23 PM    

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There it is!

100! Success achieved!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:24 PM    

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Thought it had been over 300

To be successful

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:24 PM    

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Holy jones

Been good today

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:26 PM    

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Nevermind

He gave one up

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:26 PM    

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Off Braun though

Not much he could do

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 16 2017 | 06:27 PM    

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Sharks goals today:

Wardo, Timo, Burnzie, Cobra

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 06:33 PM    

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And now Thornton!

Holy crap, he scored a goal!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 06:34 PM    

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Does Jumbo have any goals scored against a goalie this season?

Posted by: offthecrossbar  Jan 16 2017 | 06:37 PM    

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Made it

When does the game start?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Jan 16 2017 | 06:40 PM    

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What do you mean

the game is already over?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Jan 16 2017 | 06:40 PM    

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And the Sharks won

without me?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Jan 16 2017 | 06:40 PM    

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Yup

Sorry Surf

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 16 2017 | 06:47 PM    

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Of course, they lost without me

on Saturday.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Jan 16 2017 | 06:48 PM    

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I like this result

better

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Jan 16 2017 | 06:49 PM    

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Well I havent been here the last couple of games...

I have been in Vegas... Sharks cost me 20 bucks on Saturday, but thats okay... Got home today to late to tune in with this fine crowd. Nice result. Ill have to watch the highlights and see what went down... from my text alerts all looked good! Though it always does when they win!

Posted by: JPlutte  Jan 16 2017 | 07:01 PM    

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Hope you enjoyed Vegas, JPlutte

The Sharks dominated the Jets for the most part today...and benefitted greatly from great goaltending from Jones. Burnzie and Wardo each had multi-point games and the squad looked pretty solid from most everything I saw today. Wednesday we play the Kings (fuck them)

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 07:15 PM    

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I sure did Caws! Its become and annual thing for my dad and I since I turned 21...

We go and bet on the divisional playoff games! Glad the game was pretty decisive for the most part.

 

Fuck the Kings... Also... On to Atlanta! You should have seen the Cowboys fans around me... I think I could actually hear the sounds of their hearts ripping all together!

Posted by: JPlutte  Jan 16 2017 | 07:28 PM    

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That must've been great

I was having a near panic attack watching Dallas mount their comeback but 12 showed why he's the best there is, Cook made an awesome catch, and Crosby is still clutch. On to Atlanta, 2 wins from glory!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 16 2017 | 08:03 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 16 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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HI EVERYONE

I finally registered.

 

Also I feel really proud of myself for rustling Jake's jimmies. He got so mad lul

Posted by: AthleticShark  Jan 18 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Hey dude

What's up man!

See you tomorrow Game Dayish time?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 18 2017 | 01:47 AM    

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What up what up AthleticShark

Btw, this GDT is a shitty one to start on. I promise they're usually more lively than this. Come by tomorrow like SJSD said and see!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 18 2017 | 01:50 AM    

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BTW

Those odd comments, was me trying to fix some things with the comment form (it didn't work)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 18 2017 | 01:50 AM    

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No problem I look forward to the game!

Also I did not mean to sound trollish, I am just upset at how shitty FTF has become and it really is all due to one single person.

But sometimes you just have to move on and start anew so here we all are!

Posted by: AthleticShark  Jan 18 2017 | 05:38 PM    

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Indeed and most of us have some sort of issue with Jake S around these parts

Looking forward to the game!

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