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Irbe's Pads   16 November 2017

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Hey, everyone!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Sorry we were gone, personal reasons

Personal reasons being alchool consumption 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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That's always a good reason

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Also I have an interview with law firm with a funny name

So that's cool

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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SPARKLEPANTS

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Don't all law firms have funny names?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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This one is the funniest

"Pringle Chivers Sparks Teskey"

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Otherwise known as

Sparklepants

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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hell yeah

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Hi sip

How've you been?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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busy but good

And you, Irbe? What kind of law is sparklepants about?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Defense firm

Defending some scumbags boys! :P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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What’s up losers

im here now. Did someone say alcohol consumption?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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No scumbag girls?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Irbe’s sexist

#girlsarescumbagstoo

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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No

Women aren't real

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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If they were real

Why am I still cripplingly alone!?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Cuz

you call them shallow bitches?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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I mean

im just spitballing here

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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That was one time ok

I defending the small

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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KURT

Your weird game app thing doesn't work

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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It’s been so long since games

I have to readjust my mind to hockey

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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What is this "hockey" that you speak of?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Idk

but I think there are GPALZ involved

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Burns has no luck at all this year

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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better call saul

was that any good?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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It’s supposed to be

ive never seen it

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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I liked that character in Breaking Bad but a series... i was skeptical and never watched

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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A lot of people

really like it. Like I said, I’ve never seen it, so I can’t really give you more than that

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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A mighty ole game

After me an th' keeners had a bit of a mighty ole kerfuffle at timmes, eh? Ah b'y, the ole hockey came is canuck as they come b'y. Ah that's jokes just like an American toque in minus celcuis, eh?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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anyways, hockey eh?!?!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Uhm sir

the Tim Horton’s is over there

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Um, donuts!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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B'y them be referred to as timbets eh

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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I’m scared

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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timbits hockey!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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I's the b'ye that builds the boat
And I's the b'ye that sails her
I's the b'ye that catches the fish
And brings 'em home to Lizer

Hip yer partner, Sally Tibbo
Hip yer partner, Sally Brown
Fogo, Twillingate, Moreton's Harbour
All around the circle!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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I don't want your maggoty fish
They're no good for winter
Well I could buy as good as that
Down in Bonavista

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Irbe, are you copy and pasting this from your cover letter?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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if so, you are hired!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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welcome to sparklepants ESQ!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Randy keeps saying these coincidences

like they’re supposed to matter

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Full Canadian levels achieved

Prepare for kilometers and apologizing 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Politeness, too

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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OMG

HALEY!!!!! SOMEONE GET THE TRIGGERED SUNDY MEMES

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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From Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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oh god, miss the Haley dead horse//why isn't Nieto playing

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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Some real Canadian truth bombs right now:

Tim Hortons is kind of shit

It's fucking cold

We hate Americans (Not kidding about this one)

We all hate our Prime Minister 

We have pretty epic rememberance day proceedings 

Poutine is amazing, but it's from Quebec so we're sheepish

Quebec is our dirty south

Toronto is hated nationwide (Unless you live in Toronto)

Nobody consumes maple syrup here

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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What? No maple syrup?

You might as well cut down all those maple trees if you aren't going use them for syrup.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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from my years in vancouver, can confirm

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Yeah, you guys think we chug that shit

We pretty much use pancake syrup  for all our "maple syrup" needs.

Quebec still uses MP, but they're Quebec so they don't count for anything 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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What the everloving fuck

is “pancake syrup”

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Aunt Jemima?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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lol

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Fake maple syrup?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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I had an 'anglo poutine' once in Victoria

curry instead of gravy and it was the shit. so good.

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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is that a common thing? that was the first and only time I came across it

but i've heard there are some more poutine varieties in montreal so maybe ?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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People chop and screw poutine all the time, it's common

Also-BC is viewed as elitist snobs :P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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So, no one likes Toronto, BC are elitist snobs, and everyone hates Quebec

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Sippy, you say you lived in Vancouver

So... what's it like to be a multi trillionare?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Also

Yes Charlie

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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hippie, green peace, california transplans

can confirm

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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;)

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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...

I didn’t say anything

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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im a humble millionaire

couldn't afford VAN so now im in south america lol

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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oh

I read Surf's comment as yours lol

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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peso millionaire

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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Why are you In South America

Cartel drama? :P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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i may need your professional contact....

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Where in South America?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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girlfriend smuggled me down here

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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opposite direction of the norm human trafficking, swimming up stream

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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bogota, colombia

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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Oh damn

Watch out for the ghost of Pablo Escobar while ur there

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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I heard Columbia is one of the happiest countries in the world

Probably the coke

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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lol yep

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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How long you been living/staying down there?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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very happy people

some times I wonder 'why the fuck' that is, but i just roll with it. good people

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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about a year and half

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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What’s ur overall experience been?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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pretty good, for the most part

My spanish is still poor but improving, so that has been tough. Some days I'm understanding everything and others I feel like a broken robot and who can't play with the other robots.

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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the city is nuts, 9ish million and just insane traffic. love/hate with lots of hate but its been a pretty cool experience as well

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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So wait

Why are you Columbia again? Job?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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trying to be less of a little bitch about certain things and just embrace it. 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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girlfriend primarily but been working as English teacher

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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thats been interesting, too: meeting other ESL teachers down here

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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¿Que paso amigo?

Hehe, I’m actually ok at Spanish

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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there are some that seem kinda 'normal' for lack of a better word

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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but feels like the majority of gringos down here are freaks

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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Bogota was on the list of best places for Americans to retire to

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Ur girlfriend from Colombia?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Crap!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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yes, she is from a city which is just so fun to say

BUCARAMANGA

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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oh damnit

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Blast it

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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oh diddly bob

we gave up a gpalx

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Dammit

the goal ruined my hot Colombian women joke

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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lol

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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its a joke, the women here

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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Why the Sharks no winning?

They no like the winning ways?

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Nov 16 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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I’ve heard tales

of the female Colombian population

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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guys, did you just see Haley get the corsi pumped out of him there?!?!?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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HEED!!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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WOWWWOWOOW!!! what a shot!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Heed

Where'd my pants go?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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COVFEFE!

HEED CHEESE!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Nov 16 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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GPALZ

WHAT A HEEDY SHOT

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Reviewing it for offside

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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shit, that looks outside the line

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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That’s offside

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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but damn was that a howitzer

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Fuck

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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well

pants back on

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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its been said before

but why do the offsides cameras suck so much

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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Yeah, that's offside

Too bad

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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SHIT

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Nov 16 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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Now I love a good Ref u suck chant as much as the next man

but that was pretty obvious 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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I was in the kitchen but heard the call

what was that accent the ref had? French Canadian or Newfie? Irbe-help!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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translate that shit

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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I was also in the kitchen

Making fries, what did it sound like he said?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Blast it Irbe

also sippy, have you gone to any futbol games yet?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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PK

Of course after they missed a bunch of calls on FLA

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 16 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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Boooo

PK

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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he was just announcing the Heed shot was offside

sounded french but all this canada talk has me remembering Newfie/maritime accents

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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yeah, Char

I went to one, Millionarios are one of the Bogota teams. It was wild, people fighting each other, fighting the police, chanting and drums the whole time. 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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Nice

do you ever just call it soccer to annoy the Colombians?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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haha yeah, once or twice

they get mostly confused, then realize what i'm saying and try to correct me

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 16 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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But uh

Continuing on the topic of Columbian women...

ah....

How do you survive?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 16 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Well he has a gf

so I think he does just fine lol

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 16 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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yeah but it can be a struggle

lots of 'what if i was single' thoughts 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 17 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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The Sharks have 4 SOG this period

This could get ugly

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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haley just corsied

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 17 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Do you ever get hit on?

Does ur girlfriend or does she not ever get into a MMA brawl with a Colombian woman who is too forward? :P

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Do you ever get hit on?

Does ur girlfriend or does she not ever get into a MMA brawl with a Colombian woman who is too forward? :P

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Do you ever get hit on?

Does ur girlfriend or does she not ever get into a MMA brawl with a Colombian woman who is too forward? :P

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Dammit

Double post

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Triple post

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 17 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Two posts and a crossbar

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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oh yes, lots of ladies give me a little extra attention

shes pretty chill for the most part, but definitely has some latina jealous moments 

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 17 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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She hasn’t gone full AJ Green tho?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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haha no, not yet

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 17 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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if she ever does, i'll be sure to have a shitty/shakey "Wooooooorld Staaaaaaarrr!" video

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 17 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Meanwhile, in Irbe's corner

"But what's it like to HAVE a girlfriend tho"

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Nov 17 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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That’s disappointing

that she hasn’t gone full AJ Green yet. I like ur video idea tho. Post a link in here if it happens

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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will do

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 17 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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boston up on LA, good good

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Nov 17 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Very nice

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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I'd be happy if the Sharks score once

or twice tonight

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Thrice

would be welcomed as well

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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The Sharks just can't make passes tonigh

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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That little sequence

looked disturbingly like a good PP

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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The Cats aren't a good team

so, of course, the Sharks are losing

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Well duh

the Sharks don’t make sense. Never have, never will. Shorks gonna shork 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Wait guys

I think Luongo is on his way to a SHUTOUT tonight

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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Oh, no

A PP

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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The Sharks PP is just comically bad

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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GPALZ!!!???

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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And a challenge

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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And a second goal overturned

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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Bullshit

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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Not sure why that was a no goal

Any collision was caused by the FL player crosschecking the Sharks player

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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Well

I guess Luongo is just destined for a SHUTOUT tonight

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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Bobby Lu has a SHUTOUT?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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It is

his first ever SHUTOUT against the Sharks

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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It's hard to believe that he has never had a regular season SHUTOUT

against the Sharks

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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Ikr

I guess this game will be the SHUTOUT that breaks the no-SHUTOUT streak

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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Welp

It's not in the cards tonight

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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This is stupid

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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So

anyone pumped for the Olympics?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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I'm curious as to how Canada and the US are going to put together teams without the NHLers

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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A mix

of youngsters and North Americans playing overseas I imagine

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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Are any of the NA leagues letting their players go?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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I think all of them

except the NHL. Fuck you Bettman

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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At least some of the young folks will get some opportunities to shine

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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Yeah

it’ll definitely be interesting 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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Also

watch Russia still find a way to fuck it up

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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That's a given

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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Not a great game for the Sharks

even with the overturned goals

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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Hqai

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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Welp

my shutout jinx would’ve worked if it weren’t for those meddling referees 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Nov 17 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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I SAID HAI

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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KU

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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Too late?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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I tried to get back asap

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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I was at work late, then met a friend who wants a website

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:15 AM    

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You didn't miss much

except discussions about maple syrup and hot Columbian women

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:16 AM    

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Ahh

I missed a lot then :(

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:16 AM    

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At least LA lost

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:18 AM    

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FUCK L:AAAAa

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Nov 17 2017 | 01:20 AM    

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