Sharks vs Preds GDT
Irbe’s Pads 1 November 2017
I’m on a phone and can’t post pictures. Despite that, we have a hockey game to play. And baseball is cool too. Go Astros
I’m on a phone and can’t post pictures. Despite that, we have a hockey game to play. And baseball is cool too. Go Astros
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GO SHARKS
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 10:31 PM
Go Sharks!!!!
Go Stros!! Fuck LA!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:34 PM
Since we are the 2nd game on NBCSN again tonight
of course the first game will run late
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:35 PM
At least CHI-PHI won't be going to OT
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:38 PM
Fuck the Hawks
Patrick Kane raped that chick.
Just like how the Sharks are gonna rape the Predators.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Nov 1 2017 | 10:38 PM
Game starting at 7:45
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:39 PM
OK, here we go
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:45 PM
Hai
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:45 PM
Ku?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:46 PM
Why the fuck are do all these visiting teams start California with the Sharks?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:47 PM
Haiku!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:47 PM
Because
we can’t have nice things
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 10:47 PM
SHIT
Already?!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:47 PM
So guys
How much cooler is hockey than baseball on a scale of 1 to 54?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:49 PM
100
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:50 PM
100
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 10:50 PM
Dammit Surf
stole my line
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 10:50 PM
Sorry
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:50 PM
So cooler than the other side of the pillow cool then
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:50 PM
Exactly
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:51 PM
That was way too close
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:52 PM
JONES
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 10:52 PM
PP Time
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:53 PM
Ew
PP
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 10:54 PM
NASHVILLE CHEATS
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:54 PM
Ok
somehow we keep starting the first unit even tho it’s so much worse. That’s cool
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 10:56 PM
And now a PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:56 PM
I love how PDB
Gives his guys his faith even when they struggle. What happened to Hansen?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:57 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:57 PM
2/3 of the NHL teams must have really awful PPs
if the Sharks are 11th best
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 10:57 PM
I know we’ve shat on the Preds jerseys before
but what is up with having the shoulder patch on only one shoulder? It’s such a terrible look
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:02 PM
Another PP
Start the 2nd unit first
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:02 PM
Terrible idea Surf
That will totally kill the confidence of our first unit and we will never ever recover ever. Never
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:03 PM
2nd unit comes on
immediate Grade A scoring chance. What happens next? First unit immediately back on lol
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:05 PM
So Hertl goes to the net and gets a great chance
Maybe getting somebody in front of the net is a good PP strategy. Maybe tell the 1st unit that
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:07 PM
But surf!
that would clog the lanes for Burns’ point bombs! How else would we score?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:09 PM
DONKEY!!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:12 PM
GPALZ
DONKEY
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:13 PM
Great play by Heed
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:13 PM
Good pass by Boedker too
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:13 PM
Double goal!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:13 PM
COVFEFE!
DONKSOI!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Nov 1 2017 | 11:14 PM
That play got me hawt!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:14 PM
Jeez Kurt
was that really necessary?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:15 PM
Man thats a lot of semen
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Nov 1 2017 | 11:16 PM
I bet that was a mess to clean up afterwards
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:16 PM
whew
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:18 PM
Charlie is forever tainted now
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:19 PM
That was the first non-PG movie clip he has ever seen =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:19 PM
Ok
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:20 PM
Decent 1st
except, of course, the PP
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:21 PM
Indeed
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:21 PM
So, when do we start worrying that Burns hasn't scored any goals
Sure, he has 7 As, but for our top goal scorer last year, having fewer goals than Ward and Boedker is a bit bothersome
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:23 PM
You don't, because he's playing more responsible
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:24 PM
I'll take less goals from him if he doesn't take stupid shots that get blocked and ruin our momentum
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:24 PM
I'd be worried if he was on my fantasy team
but I took Kucherov =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:24 PM
Everyone rushes him when he gets the puck, and he generally has made the right play to the open guy.
Which has led to a bunch of quality scoring chances.
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:25 PM
Certainly fewer bad plays are a good thing
But, having lost Patty, we need someone to score. And if we have to replace essentially 2 of our top 4 scorers from last year, that is concerning. I guess once he gets going, everything should be OK. Just a bit worrisome.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:29 PM
Pffff
Donkey and Cooch will cover for him
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:29 PM
What the fuck is wrong with EDM?
The only team worse than the Oilers is ARZ. Are they trying to get another #1 pick?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:32 PM
DyNasty!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:37 PM
HA
Get rekt Edmonton. Get rekt
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:39 PM
Damn that was close
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:40 PM
This team
looks a lot faster this year
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:41 PM
Holy shit
How did that not go in?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:41 PM
Holy shit
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:41 PM
I’m shook
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:42 PM
Great play by Ryan
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:42 PM
Shit, another PP
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:42 PM
Gonna be hard to bench Ryan or Heed
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:43 PM
Hey look
the second unit. PDB reads SJST?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:44 PM
PBD
Comes for the gives, leaves with sound power play advice
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:44 PM
He should
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:44 PM
GIFs
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:44 PM
Damn
Donkey has so much potential. If he’s turned the corner this year re finishing, he’ll be a great player
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:47 PM
He's been pretty darn good so far
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:47 PM
Remains to be seen
whether he can keep it up
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:49 PM
Donkey isn't hurt this year
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:49 PM
DILLON!!!!!
GPALZ!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:51 PM
JUMBO
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:51 PM
1400
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:51 PM
YES
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:51 PM
1400th Point
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:51 PM
ALL DA GPALZ
AND NUMBA 1400
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:51 PM
Just got back from the pooper
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:52 PM
Oh shit
History was made?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:53 PM
Go back
to the pooper
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:53 PM
Well, head back
so we can get more GPALZ
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:53 PM
OK
I'll keep the door open so I can see the game though
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:54 PM
Looks like Pavs got that goal
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:55 PM
And Crap!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:56 PM
Still 1400
for Jumbo tho
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:56 PM
Here is the standings
| 3265 | SJSTFan |
| 2807 | SurfCitySharksFan |
| 2062 | sharkzfan |
| 1588 | ChardouglatheUte |
| 1493 | Irbe's Pads |
| 1231 | sippy_sharky |
| 1133 | JakeBot |
| 867 | Clockwork Shark |
| 800 | Captain America's Wookie Squad |
| 672 | Golden State Gopher |
| 572 | karsten11 |
| 356 | Alex Houston |
| 335 | GetMelkedOn |
| 238 | lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl |
| 127 | LoganCouturesTeeth |
| 74 | Badgershark |
| 70 | Antbox |
| 51 | GhostofLinkGaetz |
| 48 | Bockerz |
| 41 | AthleticShark |
| 38 | Kurt'sWife |
| 37 | The Thespian |
| 27 | PASharksFan |
| 25 | JPlutte |
| 21 | GiantJoner |
| 6 | DonaldJoonasTrump |
| 6 | GunslingersDinh |
| 4 | lxeagle17 |
| 4 | Tasteful Jackson |
| 4 | offthecrossbar |
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:56 PM
brb guys
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:57 PM
bottom 9th
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:57 PM
Well shit
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:57 PM
gotta watch the end of the baseball game
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 1 2017 | 11:57 PM
That game is over Ashwin
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:58 PM
2 outs
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:58 PM
Congrats to the Astros
2017 WS Champs
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 1 2017 | 11:59 PM
Damn
good for them
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 1 2017 | 11:59 PM
Yay Houston?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:00 AM
While winning the championship is great
it is that much better to do it at home
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:00 AM
True
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:01 AM
Sharks keys to success
Being a perennial playoff failure, it is now clear the only way to win a championship is a floor or a hurricane to take out the city. Ala Houston and New Orleans
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:01 AM
Meh.
I'd have been more than happy to see the Sharks skate around the Consol Energy Center
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Nov 2 2017 | 12:02 AM
Time for an earthquake
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:02 AM
PP Time again
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:02 AM
#rocktheQuake
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:02 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:03 AM
DODGERS SUCK
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:03 AM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:03 AM
GPALZ!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:04 AM
WHAT HAPPENED
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:04 AM
GPALZ
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:04 AM
SUBBAN GREAT TIP
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
COVFEFE!
PICKLES!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
Subbing deflects Pickles shot
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
THANKS BUDDY
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
subban not too thrilled after scoring
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
*Subban
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
2nd PP scores!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
PICKLES
THX SUBBAN
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:05 AM
And another PP coming up
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:08 AM
Someone on CBSSports
did a “Question for each team” thing today, and the Sharks was basically “there’s no way the sharks are better than the Oilers”
Square up son
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:08 AM
LOL
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:08 AM
What's up everybody
How've the Sharks been looking this game?
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:10 AM
Put out the 2nd unit, PDB
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:10 AM
The Sharks look pretty darn good
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:11 AM
Lots o GPALZ
1st unit still sux, everything else is good
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:11 AM
Pretty dominant so far
Not as good as Monday though
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:11 AM
JONES!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:11 AM
Also, welcome to SJST
we have cookies
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:11 AM
Burns
Needs to stop sliding every damn 2-on-1
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Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:12 AM
PA's been here before
Don't remember when
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:12 AM
Oh
my bad.
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:12 AM
wtf was that
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:12 AM
How the hell did Johansen get that open on a PP?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:12 AM
they still don't know how to zone entry
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:13 AM
everyone just like stands still at the blue line
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:13 AM
and then they just dump it in and chase it right back out
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:13 AM
That Jones save
Was just so much “Get fucked Johansen” it almost made me
laugh
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:14 AM
Thanks for the welcome!
I posted here a while back, but work keeps me from being able to watch most games. Also, West coast start times are a bitch for me out here. It's a bit past midnight for me now
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Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:14 AM
WTF happened?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:14 AM
way to break the site dumbass
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Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:14 AM
I tried the
"Advanced table properties" while pasting something into the chat box
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:15 AM
this team is flying
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:16 AM
Kay
Fixed it
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:16 AM
i wonder how long they can keep this up
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:16 AM
Fuck
Only 29 posts? I gotta up my game
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:16 AM
just post fragments
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:16 AM
dont ever use anything but the subject box
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:16 AM
you can be like me, fly up the standings fast
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:17 AM
I'm worried they're gonna gas themselves this season, especially Jumbo. I'm convinced at this point Ward is just a bag of sawdust being led around on strings
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:17 AM
Good plan
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:17 AM
The God Emperor of SJST hath fixed the broken table. Behold my majesty
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:17 AM
Also then you can just hit enter and it posts it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:17 AM
no clicking
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:17 AM
Here is the non-website breaking, less cool standings, in an unformatted table. Man this site sucks!
| 3276 | SJSTFan |
| 2824 | SurfCitySharksFan |
| 2084 | sharkzfan |
| 1600 | ChardouglatheUte |
| 1493 | Irbe's Pads |
| 1231 | sippy_sharky |
| 1133 | JakeBot |
| 867 | Clockwork Shark |
| 800 | Captain America's Wookie Squad |
| 672 | Golden State Gopher |
| 572 | karsten11 |
| 358 | Alex Houston |
| 335 | GetMelkedOn |
| 238 | lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl |
| 127 | LoganCouturesTeeth |
| 74 | Badgershark |
| 70 | Antbox |
| 51 | GhostofLinkGaetz |
| 48 | Bockerz |
| 41 | AthleticShark |
| 38 | Kurt'sWife |
| 37 | The Thespian |
| 33 | PASharksFan |
| 25 | JPlutte |
| 21 | GiantJoner |
| 6 | DonaldJoonasTrump |
| 6 | GunslingersDinh |
| 4 | offthecrossbar |
| 4 | lxeagle17 |
| 4 | Tasteful Jackson |
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:18 AM
OT
Patty night get his 100th gwg tonight
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:20 AM
*might
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:21 AM
@PA
I'm glad Ward has been riding the pine most the season. Also glad Heed and Ryan are playing well. Need those guys to play well and hopefully Donskoi keeps it up. Pavelski and Thornton are not looking all that chipper and it isn't even late in the season yet.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:21 AM
Fuck the Ducks
Go Marlow
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:22 AM
Gonna be impossible to get to 2
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:22 AM
Still dont get how I got such a big lead over charlie
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:23 AM
Pretty sure its because some nights i just talk to myself on here
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:23 AM
Cuz Charlie
Talks Baseball in the Google chat with Dmitriy and Irbe
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:23 AM
Yeah at this point
I’m just hoping to put some distance between me and Orbe
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:23 AM
Rude
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:24 AM
Surf is a legit threat to my reign!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:24 AM
lol
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:24 AM
this is your website
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:25 AM
I would never overthrow the God Emperor
[starts plotting the overthrow]
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:25 AM
Changes Surf's name to
TurdCitySharksFan
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:26 AM
FakeNewsSharksFan
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:26 AM
TreasonCitySharksFan
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:26 AM
The worst insult
LAKingsFan
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:27 AM
I would never do that to Surf =P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:27 AM
As long as it isn't
SurfCityDucksFan or SurfCityKingsFan
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:27 AM
Lol
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:27 AM
yikes
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
anaheim kings fan
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
Notice anything different?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
FAKENEWS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
WOW
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
Yes
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
THATS NOT FAKE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
ITS REAL
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
HAHAHA
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
10/10
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
amazing
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:28 AM
Hawt
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:29 AM
@Surf
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:29 AM
But remember what happened to him
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:30 AM
Just have the high ground
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:30 AM
Yes
He killed the emperor, like 20 years later =P. Then went to Jedi heaven
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:30 AM
Also coolest villain ever
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:30 AM
He got both
badass villain and redemption. Well played Anakin
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:32 AM
Let's go boys. Finish the night strong
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:32 AM
20 years is nothing
I'm a Sharks Fan
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:33 AM
Rec’d
for the dog PA
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:33 AM
FUCK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:33 AM
FUCK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:33 AM
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:33 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:34 AM
FUCKKKKKK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:34 AM
we're not trading martin now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:34 AM
Fuck
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:34 AM
I swear
if he goes full Boyle on us...
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:34 AM
I WANT HIM GONE
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:35 AM
he left his feet too
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:35 AM
idiot
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:35 AM
@Surf
I am (or rather was, because fuck LA) a Chargers fan. Get on my level of disappointment
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
WTF
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
The weakest fucking call
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
that's the call they make
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
after a headshot
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
ok
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
sure
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
What a shitty call
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
@ PA
So Ian Kurt lol
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:36 AM
*is
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:37 AM
These calls this season are a joke
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:37 AM
This is one of those situations
where I want someone to fight Johansen
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:37 AM
TOR beat ANA
Patty with the GWG. Thanks, Patty!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:38 AM
I was smoking
What happened?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:38 AM
Sharks need to hit someone
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:38 AM
Make them feel it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:38 AM
My dad is from SD
So my teams are the Padres, the Chargers, and the Sharks. I know a thing or two about constant disappointment
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:38 AM
My Dad is from San Diego too!
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:39 AM
Where in SD?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:39 AM
I'm also a Chargers fan
Fucking Patriots paid refs hosed us!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:39 AM
The really stupid thing about the Chargers being in LA
is nobody here in the LA area wants them
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:39 AM
No shit
That's cool. I live in PA now, but I was born and raised in CA. Home town is Elk Grove near Sacramento
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:40 AM
Is this a more fitting GIF for me?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:40 AM
Fucking right?
My dad was heartbroken when the team left, and LA isn't even gonna appreciate them
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:40 AM
These refs suck
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:40 AM
Fuck LA
They had about 3000 fans show up 2 weeks ago and they were all Denver fans
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
Fucking incompetent
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
WTF with these calls?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
That call is the same value as giving someone a concussion
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
sure ok
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
They're gonna call us anyway
So let's just go Dennis Wideman on the refs
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
The Denver game was hilarious
with all the orange in the stands
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
I know where Elk Grove is!
Going to school in Wisconsin, born and raised in Los Gatos. About 15 minutes south of SJ
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:41 AM
ALso
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:42 AM
Honestly
I stopped watching when they moved to LA, out of principle
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:42 AM
FUCK these refs
Absolutely terrible
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:42 AM
I still watch the Chargers
Just to laugh at them. Especially during homegames
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:42 AM
“Home” games
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:43 AM
Getting a bit nasty
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:44 AM
HIT THEM HARD
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
jumbo is zeroing in on people
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
We need more #grit
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
unpopular opinion, i liked torres as a shark
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
he finally got his shit together
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
Yeah Dillon!
Fuck that guy up
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
Preds
goonin it up cuz they losing. Sharks marching cuz chicken shit hit
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
the kings suspension was total BS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:45 AM
Not at all
I fucking loved Torres
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:46 AM
He was chickenshit in Edmonton and other teams
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:46 AM
This site must be
The Raffi Torres closet fan forum
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
but he knew he was wrong and actually tried to make a difference in his style of play when he came to SJ
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
you know ive always been a fan of his
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
He played hard, finished checks, and still tossed in a goal now and again
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
The guy had 3 ACL repairs
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
Fuck the Preds
What is with this bush league LA-shit?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
What more can you ask for in a depth grinder
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
i dont care who that is, i feel bad for any athlete that has to go thru that
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:47 AM
1 acl injury is bad, imagine having 3
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:48 AM
Let's fucking go
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:49 AM
And here we go
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:49 AM
Fuck him up, Cap
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:49 AM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:49 AM
THATS MY CAPTAIN
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:49 AM
YES
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:49 AM
"It's beginning to get a lot more chippy!"
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:50 AM
I miss Clowe
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:50 AM
FUCKING TAKE DOWN BY MY FUCKING CAPTAIN
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:50 AM
Took a while to find
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:52 AM
I can't rec that enough
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:52 AM
We could really get the chip fest going
If someone took a run at Forsberg. We could get a line brawl!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:53 AM
Or Rinne
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:54 AM
Just hit them
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:54 AM
no sportsmanship
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:54 AM
But hit them hard
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:55 AM
I want to fight them
put me in there coach!
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:55 AM
Don't even worry about the puck, just start swinging the sticks like bats. I wanna see some Mad Max chaos in the Shark Tank
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:55 AM
Slapshot!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:55 AM
SJST crew
Let's climb over the glass and go at them on the bench!
(would be a drunken idea from me if we were at the game)
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:56 AM
LOL
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:56 AM
LOOK AT THEIR PENALTY BOX
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:56 AM
BUMS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:56 AM
I would pay for the plane ticket out there if that was the plan
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:56 AM
This is not the bench...
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:57 AM
Somehow, I don't think we've seen the last fight of the night
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:57 AM
Look at Ekholm shoving Jumbo like he wouldn't get his ass dropped if Jumbo really wanted to go
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:57 AM
I’m heated
This is the game that starts rivalries
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 12:58 AM
I work with a dude who's a Press fan. He's a fucking tool
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:58 AM
*Preds
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:58 AM
Of course we're getting a penalty
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:58 AM
I can't stand the fake news press
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:58 AM
that's a hook?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
seriously?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
wtf
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
BOEDKER!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
Rinne
made that call. His arm went up before the refs lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
Boedker!
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
BOEDMAN
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
FUCK THE HATERS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
Gpalz?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 12:59 AM
FUCK YES
BODY MY MAN
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 01:00 AM
i was watching boedker highlights earlier today
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:00 AM
to see how he scored before he came to SJ
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:00 AM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:00 AM
mainly with his speed and in the slot
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:00 AM
that was perfect
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:00 AM
He has so much potential to be a 20+ goal scorer for us. It sucks he hasn't found his groove yet with us
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:00 AM
fuck subban
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:01 AM
Fuck the Preds
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 01:03 AM
Nashville can go fuck themselves
Seriously
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 01:05 AM
Ok fine Kurt
I am here
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Nov 2 2017 | 01:05 AM
=P
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:05 AM
I wanted to share with you GIF art
The paper army is the bitch ass Preds
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:06 AM
Let's score on this PP and make Rinne break his stick
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:07 AM
Nashville thinks they’re such hot shit
just cuz they have loud fans and they made the Cup Finals.
dont forget Nashville, you’ll always be our bitch in the playoff
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 01:07 AM
Good win
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:08 AM
Two good wins in a row
a bit more dominant last game
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:09 AM
Good
I’m in the proper mood for the ducks after this
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 01:09 AM
When is the first PP gonna learn that every other team knows we're either gonna dump it in or skate up the boards and pass back to the D
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:09 AM
Good win though
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:10 AM
New standings PA's on the move
| 3306 | SJSTFan |
| 2840 | SurfCitySharksFan |
| 2146 | sharkzfan |
| 1630 | ChardouglatheUte |
| 1493 | Irbe's Pads |
| 1231 | sippy_sharky |
| 1134 | JakeBot |
| 867 | Clockwork Shark |
| 800 | Captain America's Wookie Squad |
| 672 | Golden State Gopher |
| 572 | karsten11 |
| 358 | Alex Houston |
| 335 | GetMelkedOn |
| 238 | lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl |
| 127 | LoganCouturesTeeth |
| 74 | Badgershark |
| 70 | Antbox |
| 66 | PASharksFan |
| 51 | GhostofLinkGaetz |
| 48 | Bockerz |
| 41 | AthleticShark |
| 38 | Kurt'sWife |
| 37 | The Thespian |
| 25 | JPlutte |
| 21 | GiantJoner |
| 6 | DonaldJoonasTrump |
| 6 | GunslingersDinh |
| 4 | lxeagle17 |
| 4 | Tasteful Jackson |
| 4 | offthecrossbar |
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:10 AM
Guys
These sharks are fun to watch
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Nov 2 2017 | 01:10 AM
Yo is there a fan fight going on?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 01:10 AM
WIN!!!!!
3 game win streak!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:10 AM
WE'RE STILL STREAKING MAN
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:11 AM
Now I'm out. It's after 1 and my ass has to go back into work in 5 hours lol The struggle of being an East coast fan
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:11 AM
I saw that too Char!!!
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Nov 2 2017 | 01:11 AM
Take it easy guys. Thanks for the warm welcome
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:11 AM
With the win tonight and the ANA and VAN losses
the Sharks are in 3rd place in the division
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:12 AM
GG
See you Saturday perhaps!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:12 AM
I got work too
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:12 AM
Sharks game on the East become a lifestyle
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:12 AM
Fuck you Milbury
fuck all the haters
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Nov 2 2017 | 01:12 AM
still great to be a sharks fan at the end of the day
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:12 AM
and not a kings fan
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Nov 2 2017 | 01:12 AM
God damn right
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:13 AM
Good game
Night all!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:14 AM
351 comments folks!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Nov 2 2017 | 01:14 AM
Glad to see another fellow PA Sharks fan
Awesome game tonight - let's keep it going on Saturday.
I have a raging Joner
Posted by: GiantJoner Nov 2 2017 | 01:27 AM
WOOOOO