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SJS vs Frenchmen GDT

Irbe's Pads   17 October 2017

salut! Bienvenue dans le fil du jeu! Regardez vos San Jose Sharks en duel les Canadiens de Montréal au centre SAP! Oui oui!


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Frenchies!!

Go Sharks!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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Let's go Bread!

Let's go Bread!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Holy shit!!

A Sharks NBCSN game starting on time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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They tried their best surf

With the OT and shootout

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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Maybe NBCSN is learning to start the first game

earlier? 

Nah.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Hahn and Baker are confused

uh pregame? Right now? Were on the air?  Uhm.... Montreal and the Sharks are both kind of shitty, here is my partner Jamie Baker, he knows a thing or two about this

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Usually Baker isn't on the NBCSN game (Hedican is)

So I can see why Randy is confused.  Also, starting on time.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Need to play like they did on Sunday

except score more goals

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Let's get 4 goals from someone

piss off safeway and give some random fan 1m

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Make it Jumbo with 4

and everyone (except Safeway) is happy

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Bonjour

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Bonsoir

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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For the record

Nobody in Canada likes Quebec

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Yo

I fell asleep, but I'm here

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Hola

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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The real French

don't like Quebec either

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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We need Jake and Alex and all those other assholes

Where they be?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Jumbo scores 4

Skates over to the Safeway add on the boards and starts stroking it

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Nobody likes Quebec

What with the super blatnat racism in that province and what not

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Jake

Better post a recap tonight after failing to post a preview

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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@Irbe

I love blatant racism! 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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I'm sure you do Kurt

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Irbe

you are blantant racism, especially with that inflammatory article

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Irbe, I was going to make a GDT if you didn't

It was going to be that article with the words latino and Scott Gomez subbed out lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Still haven't gotten an email back from Sie

Waiting...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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waiting...

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Does anyone have a good stream?

I'm watching the french broadcast...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Damn it!

Price is good at that goalie thing!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Lol

Oui oui baguette Couture baguette

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Bonjour boys!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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YOU

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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TEETHLESS!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Me?

Hey Look, Jumbo shot.

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Irbae

Check your email. That app is legit. If you are on a PC

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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OFMGJGJRWGRJG

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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HONHONHON MONSIEUR JAKE

I HAVE UN BAGUETTE IN MOI POCKET 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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COOOOOOOOOOCHHHHHH

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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That was a pretty wicked move by Cooch

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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HONHONHON

LECOOCH

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Shit!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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lol

Not falling for that one guys!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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GPALZZZZZZZ

HAWT TEEEEEEETH

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Oh shit

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Cooch!

Just made Price look like a peewee goalie

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Fart noise

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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WTF

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Wtf

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Jonathan Druins vs San Jose

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Glove side on the rush

GJJFDFIJJIRVJRIVJJVIVJWIVJWJVWIVJEFIVHERIHJERJIWFJF

 

WHY THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Stupid stupid stupid

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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I wonder who has that Jonathan Drewin guy in fantasy

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Our somewhat expensive goalie

isn't having a great start of the season.  The D certainly isn't helping

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Boy that Sharks defense broke down faster than Heyward's left leg on that last goal

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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^^

Sick burn Alex

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Lighters for Hayward

Kevin Ware 2.0

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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I'm never gonna get that image out of my head

That was nasty

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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That Hayward ankle tho

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Still haven't seen it

How nasty was it? I want verbal details in poetic fashion

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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His foot was resting the wrong way

Like good thing dude had tall socks on...

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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His leg was pointing in one direction

His ankle was going in another

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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HAWT TAYKS

DONSKOI SUCKS
JONES IS AVERAGE

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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NSFW

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Kurt

Remove that pls

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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bump

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Why is he trying to put his show on backwards?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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He ded

 

Utah celebrates 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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HAHAHAHHAHA That is massive

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Oh god

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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lol

Irbe trying to break my site

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Kurt

Please get rid of that. I'm gonna be sick

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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That was Jake!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Makes you wonder even more so why the phrase "break a leg" is used

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Does Burns have a shot on goal this season?

I mean really. He always hits the pads

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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He shit the bed last week in fantasy, so I am pleased

He can start scoring now

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Go break a leg out there Celts!

Wait Hayward I didn't mean liter- OHGODNOOHJEEZEEEEE

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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I got rid of the massive one

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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I like how in the broadcast

They were referring to it as a "fractured ankle" which just makes it sound so much more benign than it was

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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I hate TSN

I also hate Canada plz invade us 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Irbe

Did you check your email ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Carpenter

Doin work

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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FYI

This site is going to hit 17,000 comments in about 20 comments

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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WOOT

UNITED IN OUR CHEERING FOR THIS DOGPILE

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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YASSSSSS

SJST BITCHES

 

ITS ALMOST OVER 17000

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Kurt help

I'm trying to  computer but cannot

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Question 1

Are you on your computer?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Hey look Pacioretty

Apparently he has some latino bloodline so we should root for him over all others

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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No

Am using a rock 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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So many empty seats

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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I wish the Sharks could turn all of this possession

into some more goals

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Yeah

6:30 Tuesday faceoff will do that to an arena

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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More like Pacio-not-retty

Heh. 

Heh.

Heh.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Surf,

that epitomizes the last 2 seasons

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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MOAR GPALZ

(for the Sharks)

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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As for the atten dance

I think the Sharks would need a Dubs/Giants kind of run to establish themselves as a premier entertainment option in the Bay Area.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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IM SO BAD AT USING MY ROCK

I MEAN COMPUTER 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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HEY

MY AUNT AND COUSINS LIVE IN SANTA ROSA

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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#IMRELEVANT

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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KURT I THINK I DID IT

I THINK I'VE FIGURED IT OUT

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Congrats Surf!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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It's blurry

but MOAR GPALZ was # 17000

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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That just might be

The best possible comment to be #17000

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Woo Hoo!!!!!

Do I get a million dollars from Safeway?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Irbe, you got it going?>

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Yes

You need to drive to their headquarters though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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For a million bucks,

I'd fly first class!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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I got it

That was a terrifying 5 minutes of stupidity on my part

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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Tell them that Irbe sent you

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Irbe

This app is legit. I watch like 6 games at a time 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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This is wonderful

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Hey

Moar gplaz plz

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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MOAR FUCKING GOALS SHARKS

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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NEED

MOAR GPALZ

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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MOAR

MMMOOOOOAAARRR

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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GPALZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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MOAR GOALS FUCKING SHARKS

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Oh my god!

It goes off the page lol

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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SHARKS GOALS MOAR FUCKING!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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@Irbe

You can do that on FTF too lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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GPALZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Irbe had like 10 more Z's than me

Hence adding the urgency for GPALZ

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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OMGJEFEIVFBJERBEJVERWVEVBERBVERJBERVWRVIRBEJBEJBERIBKVERJVERJBERJVWRIKVERWIBERJBERJBIRBJERBJERBIERBJERBER

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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You never told me this app lags Kurt

tIMe FoR YOu To DIe

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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Not lagging for me

Here in America

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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But as we all know

America is superior to Canada

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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This was

A very SJ Shark first period

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Fuck Sundstrom

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 17 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Lol Galchenyuk

On the 4th line

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Hot take again

Sundystrom>Sie

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Different problems

with each

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Super Hawt Take

Sie uses a black strap on against Sundy'd asshole. That way the women and the blacks get back at the White man and Sundy obliges.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Both are shit really

But Sie actively censored me, so...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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@Kurt

...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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=P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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Bad Kurt

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Is this thing on?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Take this raging female black cock Sundy!

Give it to me Sie. I've been a bad privileged boy!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Oh hi Gopher...

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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OHHHHHHHH

GSG is here! Crawled out of his burrow (Is that what gophers do?)

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Kurt...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Hey Gopher

How's it feel to be losing in fantasy

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Quite the conversation we are having here...

And yes, I do have a burrow

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(0)

It sucks

Almost got a shutout for my goalie, but the Panthers had to go and ruin that...

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(0)

Your profile picture is a gif Gopher

WTF wow

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

Yes

SJST -> FTF

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

Cam Ward is trash

Just sayin

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

Uhh gopher

Ur avatar and sig don't match up

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

What are you talking about?

Of course they do!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

I just told Fresnel to come over

I will refraim from black dildo comments now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

Considering what happened

when you and Dana called eachother homos, I think that's a good idea

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

What happened lol

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

He basically rage quit on the Yahoo chat

for months after

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:22 PM    

(0)

Uhhhhh

Screenshot?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:22 PM    

(0)

I can never

get hyped for NASCAR

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:23 PM    

(0)

Irbe

it was like a year ago lmao

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:23 PM    

(0)

awwwwww

:(

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

It really wasn't that exciting

Trust me. He was just kinda like, that's not cool, imma leave

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

Off topic

But Casey Mittelstadt is really fucking good.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

I was expecting WWIII

Why have you forsaken me like that

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

Whomst?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

Casey Mittelstadt?

The guy that Buffalo took in the first round this year. He plays for the Gophers and is stupid good.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

Pssshsh

Minnesota isn't real

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

Ah

Well like, Wisconsin is #5 in the country. In hockey AND football. So get rekt

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

Wisconsin is even shittier lol

Shitty Cheese makers 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

Go eat a baguette

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

Vermont cheese > Wisconsin cheese

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(3)

Eh, the Wild signed Kunin

You guys don't have anyone.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

So here's an intermission talking point

If you knew the Sharks were going to win multiple Cups over the next few decades, would you rather have them be a dynasty (say 4 in a decade) or would you rather see them space those titles over a 30-40 year period?

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

Quebec cheese > Wisconsin cheese

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

My Frumunda Cheese > Wisconsin cheese

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

Dynasty

Because then I could be an insufferable prick like Pens fans or BHawks fans!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(2)

Any Cup scenario

That includes Thornton and Marleau (somehow)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

I need a GPAL NOW!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

GPALZZZZZ!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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I may be in the minority here

But I'd like it more spread out. That way I never take the feeling for granted. I'd take either tho

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:33 PM    

(0)

OMG

JOE

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:33 PM    

(0)

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:33 PM    

(0)

GPALZ

ALL DA GPALZ

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:33 PM    

(0)

Also

that's all Labanc

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

REVIEW?

GRRRR

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

Labanc to defense!

Narratives!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

Who doesn't like

a good narrative?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

PP time

Our small PP's are about to be laughed at

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

My PP just shrunk

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

Formal request

for the 2nd unit to be the first

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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I agree with Chardoug

I wouldn't want to be like Patriots fans in 20 years or Niners fans now, pining for days of past glory. Having a dynasty is cool, but it doesn't really promote sustained success. 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

This PP

Hurts my soul

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(0)

2nd unit

moves so much better

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

BOOTY

DAMNIT

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

They seemed to have decided

if teams are keying on Burns, we'll just force feed Heed.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

I don't understand

How are 2nd unit can look so dangerous while the 1st looks so toothless

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Toothless

hehe because sharks

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

I FEEL THE FEED

THE FEED...FOR HEED!

 

*GUITAR SOLO*

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(3)

2nd unit

rotates players and is just faster at skating

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

The first unit is so stationary and predictable

That Heed shot was the most pointless shit

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

Timo Meier

Still waiting for that Marleau stuff.....

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

Hi. I'm back

Lost my internet (FUCKING TIME WARNER).

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(3)

Marlow

The Meier we always wanted

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(2)

PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

Our PP's should be better

so small...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

Our PP

Is so cold and flacid. No chance to score

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

Lame slash call btw

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

5 on 3

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

All these slash calls

are super lame

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

But

I won't complain about PP-oh wait

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(0)

TURTLE!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:46 PM    

(0)

This PP

UUUGGGHHH

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

lol

Accident goal!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

COVFEFE!

ALWAYLS!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

THOMAS HERTL

MY MAN

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

BIG BOOTY HERTL MAN

SMILES AND STUFF

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

Sneaky sneaky

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:48 PM    

(0)

Hertl be like: I'm gonna take this puck and try to wrap it

Oh wait, where is the puck? Oh shit! I scored!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:48 PM    

(0)

I'm so befuddled

Maybe this energizes the PP?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:49 PM    

(0)

PK

which was inevitable

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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Our PP

has actually been very effective this season for the 2nd unit. All 4 PP goals this year are from the 2nd unit. The problem is the 1st unit is so bad that's all people remember

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

There we go

The make up call

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

To be fair

That slash was some weak shit against the Habs

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:51 PM    

(0)

True

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuututttttttt it was against my team, so it was justified 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(2)

:P

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

Crap!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

Also

90% of the slashing calls I've seen this year are weak shit

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(0)

SHIT

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(0)

TITS

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(0)

WELL THATS A FUNNY LOOKING SAVE

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(1)

Sie's black dildo!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(0)

Fuck Shea Weber

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(0)

Now a parade to the box

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

DIVE

DIIIIVVVEEE

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

Dive

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

Pussy shit

enough with the fucking penalties

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

I hate

this type of officiating

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

Imma call up the FLQ

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

Got to overcome suspect calls though

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

MTL, it's your turn

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

Yeah

it's just annoying to watch officials so obviously try to swing momentum to prevent a blowout.

 

Also Praise Jones

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

I just don't like the endless powerplay

ruining the flow of the game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(2)

Ehhhhhhhh

Joe

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

Now that

That was a dive

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

Lel....

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

TEETHLESS!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

OHHHHHH

COOOOOOCCCCHHHHH

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

They both were

So I'm not too bothered

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

COOOOOOOCCCHHHHHHH

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Oct 17 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

COVFEFE!

TWO TEETH!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 17 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

BIG DADDY

COOCH

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

Challenge

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

The first goal for the 1st unit

all year

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

Pavelski

Getting the weakest fucking points tonight. Fuck you fantasy hockey!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 17 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

what

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 17 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

Nah

that'll stand. All the contact with Price was with his own players

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 17 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

GPALZ!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

Boom

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

Wait

that's a penalty right?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

Totally interference

bring in the second unit for the goal and take Pavs PP assist away please

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

First point for Heed

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

Oh

only for offsides challenge

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

Comment count

FTF-58

SJST-259

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

Fake news Irbe

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

261**

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

Fake news

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:03 AM    

(0)

Ruh roh

another penalty

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:03 AM    

(0)

Confeve

Fake media press FTF Confever

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:03 AM    

(0)

Is it good or bad

That I have 3100 comments?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

Good

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(4)

Very bad

Do you have a life?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

phew

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

No

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

I suspected

:P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

Nice to see

Good Jones decided to make an appearance tonight

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

I went out once

That was cool

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

And yet another penalty

Are the refs getting paid by the call tonight

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(1)

^

seriously its ridiculous

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

I hate this type of ref calling

"I'M HERE TOO GUYS!"

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

8 penalties this period

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

I could be wrong

But I don't think it's safe to be drinking whiskey while free climbing

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

Look at me ma!

-ref

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

Go for it

Do. Do it 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

:P

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

Praise Jones

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:10 AM    

(2)

Mr Joner Rising

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(2)

PRAISE BE

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(2)

AMEN

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(2)

Sneaky shot from pickles

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(2)

Nice deflection

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:13 AM    

(2)

Despite the penaltyfest

a good period for the Sharks

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:14 AM    

(3)

Who's rec'ing everyone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:14 AM    

(3)

Me

get rec'd

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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And me

ge tealed

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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lol ^^

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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Damnit

he got rec'd

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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Rec levels

over 2

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Check yourself

Before you rec yourself

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Check out me vs Fear the Beards right now

Epic matchup thus far

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Yo what is up with Vegas

are they like, good?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Or maybe

Buffalo is really bad :P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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In a world where EDM is 1-4

Vegas is pretty good

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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Sup nerds

I started that period doing dishes then sat down for the 5 on 3, was a good period

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 18 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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Hey Jake

ur gonna write the NSFW Recap, right?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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I love that EDM sucks

Makes this city so much more terrible 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Sure?

Fuck, was I signed up for this one?

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 18 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Yup

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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I feel shame

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Posted by: JakeBot  Oct 18 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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write it all in French Jake

:P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Why is it that all the Eastern teams so far

come to SJ first and then do B2B with either LA or ANA?  I wouldn't mind getting some of these teams on a B2B

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Cuz most of them are northern

And it's a shorter flight to SJ than LA?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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WHITE PEOPLE ARE BAD AND WRONG

https://www.fearthefin.com/2017/10/17/16492318/amor-prohibido-a-forbidden-love-affair-with-hockey

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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Eastern teams are snowflakes

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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"I’m glad to see teams like the Sharks taking steps to grow their Latinx fanbase, but let me tell you it’s hard out here being a fan of something that not only doesn’t include you, but rarely even acknowledges that you exist."

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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ok?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Sigh

The key term is the "rich" term, not the "white" term. As usual people focus on the race portion

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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I don't remember the NHL releasing a "Fuck Latinos" press release 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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God

why does everything have to be a fucking battlefield to these people

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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politics must be always

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Over/under for penalty calls tonight?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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I'm upset that FTF

is not inclusive to omnisexuals

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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lol Hansen

Breakaway, not a shot on net

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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Epic fail

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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Fake slap shot

From 25 feet out on a breakaway = not a good breakaway strategy

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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And he faked to the short side

Where the goalie already was..... sigh

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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That's called

I predetermined my move at the blue line

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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It sure is Charlie

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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Got a bad feeling

Ward in for Hansen next game. Hansen just can't make a play tonight.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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Hertl

Showing us why he is our best power forward. Working those boards with his body positioning.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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Why not Goodrow?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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Big Booty Smile Man

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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@Surf

I just feel like PDB can't help himself with Ward or any other expired commodity

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Seems like, since the LA game, PDB

has been a bit more willing to experiment

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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But you are probably right

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Last shift from Hansen

Nice backhand chip pass to Sorensen and a turnover in his favor on offense. That was better.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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If the Sharks could make some good tape-to-tape passes.....

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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Nikita Kucherov

7 games - 7 goals 3 assists

Glad I took him and not Burns this season!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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8 goals **

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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It's beginning to get a lot more chippy!

- Ryan Clowe Christmas music holiday video

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Lol

Montreal getting a little antsy

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Hey look it's Montoya

he's Latino, therefore he's an international hero according to FTF

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Oh look

the PP sucks again

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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I took one of those DNA tests that you see on those commercials

Turns out I am 3% victim

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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You guys have to be nicer to me now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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We'll be 3% nicer

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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Thank you Surf

Otherwise, you are a racist

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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Irbe

Let's get a comment count before you get banned from FTF

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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Another PP

Oh, joy

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Here is a gem from FTF tonight:

Hello hello Fear the Fin!

I’m Wild fan, but I have always like the Sharks. Every year I keep my eye on them and watch their games when they are on stations I get. 
And every year I root for the SJS to be Western divisional Champs.

Anyway, thought I’d drop in and say hello. I’ve been watching the game. Nice seeing Sharks up by 2 
Keep chomping away at ’em!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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How to get your fanpost frontpage on FTF

Hi I'm latinx.

Did you know there are only four Latino players in the NHL? Al Montoya, Auston Matthews, Max Pacioretty, and Matt Nieto.

I feel under appreciated by the NHL. The NHL doesn't care about me. Too many white people in the NHL. Not enough latinx people in the NHL.

 

Dress it up with some fancy verbage and a few personal anecdotes and you'll be official official in no time!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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I'm 3 percent Latin

So I could get the title of my fanpost on the front page =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Shit

So close from Hertl

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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Jumbo!!!

EN

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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Empty night

king

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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*net

fuck

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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lol

Spins in circles, uhm I can't pass this shit? Okay fine...

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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Classic Jumbo

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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And the night wouldn't be complete without another penalty

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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LOL

They couldn't resist could they?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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Hansen on the score sheet!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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COVFEFE!

SHARKS WIN!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Oct 18 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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WIN!!!!!!

Good game for the Sharks.  Now onto the road trip.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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We are the champions my friend!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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BIG W

Nice last 3 games, even with the NYI game. I like the early direction

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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WE WANT THE CUP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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Also

how dare Carpenter oppress Pacioretty, doesn't he know he's latino?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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Charlie

You been drinking and going on infowars ? Lot's of alt-right talk from ya tonight =P

You sound like me and Irbe haha

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:11 AM    

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Night all

See ya Friday (early)

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:11 AM    

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See ya Surf

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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Nah

FTF been annoying me lately.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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BOOM

Big win!!!!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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Just lately Charlie?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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It's all relative Kurt

all relative

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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ftf isn't making me sad

just angry

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Oct 18 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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No post game

Straight to curling? WTF!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Oct 18 2017 | 01:15 AM    

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Wait what?

The Geostorm natural disaster movie didn't get shitty reviews? I'm legitimately surprised.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Oct 18 2017 | 01:15 AM    

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