Wings @ Sharks GDT
Chardougla 7 January 2017
Sorry this is late. Apparently I'm the only one able to post the GDT
Sorry this is late. Apparently I'm the only one able to post the GDT
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Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 10:57 PM
Jake at FTF is at it again with the worthless stats!
I made a comment on one of his articles on who should be on the top PP unit and said it should be Labanc or Meier being that they'll at least put the puck on net. He responded that the Sharks are 6th in the lead in shot % while 5v4. Wow, a lot of good that's doing them!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 10:59 PM
Well
thank god shot % matters more than goals amirite?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:00 PM
@Cap
how is the sharks PDO? that might make their shot numbers more relevant/contextual
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:01 PM
I can't a not laggy stream
:(
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:01 PM
Wow auto correct
Find a*
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:02 PM
also, samurai pizza cats didn't work so lets just try pizza
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:02 PM
Idk
Looks kinda hedgehogish
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:03 PM
Cant go wrong
with pizza
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:03 PM
just went wrong with pizza
:(
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:04 PM
Shots don't do me a ton of good if there isn't a reasonable number of them finding twine
Call me old fashioned but I'm not a huge fan of the fancy stats. Not that they don't have their place, but I hate the over-analytics
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:04 PM
Also
shit
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:04 PM
Sigh
Was it high glove?
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:07 PM
I wouldn't say your old fashioned
I love advanced analytics. I enjoy digging into the data. BUT, its important to keep perspective about what these numbers are actually telling us and what the limitations are.
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:08 PM
sharks look ok
but the wings look pretty bad
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:09 PM
also. you're not your
fuck thats a pet peeve of mine
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:10 PM
The banc manager
Wooooooo
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:11 PM
GOAL
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:12 PM
I lied
It was a donkey apparently
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:12 PM
GPALZ!!!!!!
WHERE ARE SJSD AND IRBE. I WILL GUT THEM
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:13 PM
let's get another. Sneak attack!
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:14 PM
Well that turned around quickly
Mueller!
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:14 PM
Also
I think SJSD mentioned this once, but PDO can be misleading, if a lot of the shots taken are low angle/have a low chance of getting in
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:15 PM
holy shit guys
i think im onto something...
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:15 PM
Gpalz?
I'm not actually watching the game
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:15 PM
Yes 2-1
Good guys
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 7 2017 | 11:17 PM
ya bro, gpalz.
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:17 PM
Keep these GIFs going Teeth!
Theyre working!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:17 PM
WOOOOOO
GPALZ!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:17 PM
Gutless!!!!
.
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:17 PM
lets just hope this doesn't end like power rangerz
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:18 PM
I see I have picked a good time to show up.
Gutless baby!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 7 2017 | 11:19 PM
OMG
So Gutless. When are we gonna trade this useless old player?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:24 PM
IMO
Marleau has been more valuable this season than Thornton.
Which I think is the opposite of last season. Funny little game
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:24 PM
I tried to be sneaky
I is not the sneaky
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:25 PM
I'm an eagle Irbe
I can spot you anywhere
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:26 PM
So you're a creep then
Cool
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:27 PM
My booty
Does not feel safe now
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:29 PM
Irbe!
Where the heck were you?
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:31 PM
Also,
you need to leave because we scored 3 goals without you in the first. Just sayin....
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:32 PM
Eating a tub of ice cream in my shower
What else?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:32 PM
now thats a sexy
mental image
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:33 PM
Uhm
Is that your fetish or.........
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:33 PM
^ I wish I could rec that Teeth
but apparently the rec buttons aren't working yet
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:34 PM
Because if it is
If you pay me, I'll send you videos of my sad ice cream session daily
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:34 PM
your sadness
is a major component of why it makes me so happy
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:36 PM
So you'll become an ice cream prostitute?
I'm confused
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:36 PM
Hey
Money is money
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:36 PM
I swear to God
if NHL.tv shows me the Fisher OT goal from last season one more time....
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:37 PM
Teeth
I could cry extra if you want
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:37 PM
ok here we go!
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:38 PM
CAWS
I'm trying to do a business transaction here
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:39 PM
Sucks to suck Red Wings
Hail Jones!!!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:40 PM
Also, sorry if I'm all over the place
I'm drunk
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:40 PM
SUCK ON OUR CF% 5V5 CLOSE
BITCH
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:41 PM
Irbe
ew
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:41 PM
Charlie, I'm a prostitute now!
Money!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:42 PM
lol
baker said penetrator
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:43 PM
Yo, Char
Am I doing the recap again?
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 7 2017 | 11:43 PM
I wonder if Mrazek and Hertl are friends
they have to be though. How could you not be friend with Hertl?
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:43 PM
*Friends
.
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:44 PM
I'm friends with Hertl.
And I've never even met the guy!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 7 2017 | 11:44 PM
ok time to pull out the big guns
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:45 PM
Gopher
yes pls
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:45 PM
That's a great way of approaching it
Can I think that way about all my favorite Sharks? Because if so, I'm friends with Pavs, Burns, Jones, and Labanc
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:45 PM
Should I take a shot every time NHL tv shows the Fisher OT goal?
Because I hate it and wish to forget it
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:46 PM
I think it is more Hertl's personality.
But I'd love to count Jumbo among my closest friends, so yes.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 7 2017 | 11:47 PM
I feel like I could show up at Vlasic's house with my dog
and just say "hey I thought our dogs could have a play date. I brought some beer too" and we'd kick it.
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:47 PM
I'll be friends
With the dude here who'll pay me for my Ice cream prostitution
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 7 2017 | 11:49 PM
You should find a way
To make it happen.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 7 2017 | 11:49 PM
That sounds awesome
Also, Vlasic's wife/fiancée/girlfriend is a babe so there's that too
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:49 PM
Donkey is starting to come on lately
Looking more and more like the guys from last year's playoffs and less and less like the imposter playing in his name and jersey earlier this year
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:51 PM
Irbe we're already best friends
but I'm not paying for you to eat ice cream. I'll eat ice cream with you in solidarity tho
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 7 2017 | 11:52 PM
I've liked Donskois game all season
nice to see him getting rewarded for his play with some gpalz
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 7 2017 | 11:54 PM
Wow
Top line had some teeth on that shift (no pun intended)
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 7 2017 | 11:58 PM
is it just me or does it seem like a goalie change
usually slows down goal scoring momentum?
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:02 AM
Yeah, a little.
We've still had chances though.Just none that went in.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 8 2017 | 12:07 AM
Just got home
SJ up 3-1 night just got a little better.
How have they looked tonight? Also guessing Pickles was scratched again??
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Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Jan 8 2017 | 12:11 AM
More than that
I think it shakes up the defenders more and revitalizes them than it stumps the forwards
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:12 AM
I miss Nieto
I don't hate Haley but I'd rather have Nieto than him
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 8 2017 | 12:12 AM
You should read some of the comments on the Avs SBNation blog about Nieti
they're pretty hilarious
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:13 AM
*Nieto
.
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:13 AM
Do they not like DJ Matty Neets?
.
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 8 2017 | 12:14 AM
hehe. Pickle scratched
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:14 AM
No
its more "Oh look, Nieto's playing well. He still has good-team syndrome, he'll catch IDGAF soon enough"
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:15 AM
They've had a rough season
those Avs fans
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:15 AM
Yeah, I can imagine
He was a scratched guy on a good team so he has that extra fire under his butt
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 8 2017 | 12:16 AM
DJ NEETS BEATZ
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:17 AM
2014-2015
was such a weird season
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:18 AM
Colorado, Vancouver, Calgary all weirdly good
LA and us both weirdly bad
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:22 AM
The best thing about that year
We got Timo Meier out of it. LA got one year of Milan Lucic😂
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:23 AM
so i meant to have a slice or two of pizza as a snack between lunch and dinner
but I accidently ate the whole thing. Just wanted to share
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:30 AM
Wait Relentless
You're a Raiders fan, right?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:31 AM
If so
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:32 AM
could this be Brodie's elusive 5 goal game?
?
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:33 AM
If so
We party
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:33 AM
He would
Jizz his pants
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:33 AM
HAHAHA
i am a wizard
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:34 AM
IT HAPPENED
OMFG
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:34 AM
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYY GOOOOODDDDD
WHHHHOOOOOOOOO-Fuck you Mantha
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:36 AM
BOEDKER
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:38 AM
Boedker gets the 5th goal.
Such is life.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 8 2017 | 12:38 AM
It's so perfect
It's all come full circle
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:39 AM
Finally
He is off the schnide
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:39 AM
Hooray Boedker!!
Now we don't have to kill you!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 8 2017 | 12:39 AM
I actually spit out some of my drink in laughter when they announced Boedker
I need a towel
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:40 AM
IRBE!
I blame canada
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:41 AM
So?
We party?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:42 AM
You're like 12
We can't party with you :( well at least not legally
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:43 AM
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:43 AM
@clock
as long as you keep your pants on this time, we can't technically get in trouble for partying with 12 year olds
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:44 AM
Idk what's more disturbing
Random uy in the back, or the dead guys face
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:45 AM
Brodie probably jizzed all over himself back in the studio
Also, is it just me or does it seem Meier is Hertl lite on that top line?He throws the body around and isn't afraid to get pucks towards the net
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 8 2017 | 12:45 AM
Clock
We can party, just don't play hide the zucchini with the underager again
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:45 AM
underager
hehe
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:46 AM
underager
is german for undeground parking garage
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:47 AM
I like how you make me the creepy one
When you've been with a moose
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:47 AM
Moose!
Keep them away from small children.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 8 2017 | 12:47 AM
6 GPALZ
OSIDGSODBNSOBNOIPnboapidnfbisopndIOKJBIOUT&IH*&^%&$
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 8 2017 | 12:48 AM
Zucchini hide and seek is worse than moose
It's a gross veggie and a shitty replacement for a cucumber
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:48 AM
Woooooo
Pavs
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:49 AM
WHOOP
IS HAPPENINGS!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:49 AM
I love Meier
I think he's gonna be a fixture with the Joe's for the rest of the year
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Jan 8 2017 | 12:49 AM
And it's a shame
These red wing games don't anything like they use to
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:49 AM
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:50 AM
in one of the intermission interviews
I'd love one of the players to refer to a teammate by a fake nickname as if everyone knows that Haley is refered to as Hashbrowns in the lockerroom
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:50 AM
ALL DA GPALZ
THEY KEEP HAPPENINGS
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 12:51 AM
Timo Meier should be Lemons
Boedker = Booger
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 12:52 AM
For all you Ukrainians
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:53 AM
Hmm.
Let's not blow a 4 goal lead, shall we?
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 8 2017 | 12:56 AM
He could let one more in
Just so Charlies goalie stats remain bad in fantasy
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 12:57 AM
JOE TOOK A SHOT
WTF IS LIFE!?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Jan 8 2017 | 12:58 AM
Yeesh
Thursday really took a sledgehammer to my goalie stats, didn't it?
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 01:03 AM
PK
Let's close it out, boys!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 8 2017 | 01:04 AM
Yea
You're also lucky the penguins have yet to play this week, you've alluded Crosby until tomorrow.
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Posted by: Clockwork Shark Jan 8 2017 | 01:05 AM
time for a boner dance
woot
Posted by: LoganCouturesTeeth Jan 8 2017 | 01:07 AM
WOOOOOO
SHARKS GET THAT W
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 01:08 AM
THATS HOW YOU RESPOND
TO A 3 GAME LOSING STREAK
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 01:09 AM
Also
Only 138 boys? We can do better than that
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 01:13 AM
We still whipped FTF tho
So I guess it's ok
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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte Jan 8 2017 | 01:14 AM
Recap is up!
I am unable to embed twitter into the article, and this disappoints me.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Jan 8 2017 | 01:14 AM
PP!