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Kings @ Sharks GDT

Chardougla   3 January 2017

Go Sharks!


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Let's get it!

Sorry it's a little late

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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Beat LA!

Let's play some hockey!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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Anyone...

Home?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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Let's Go Sharks!

Fuck Dustin Brown and Fuck the Kings!

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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FUCK THE KINGS

KILL THEM ALL

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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Geez Mueller

Just hand Kopitar the puck next time, why don't you?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Fire MOOLER!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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Fuckin Swiss people

Chocolates and banks and mountains and shit

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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DESTROY THE WORLD

I MEAN THE KINGS. WHATEVER. Hello I'm here bow

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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Btw

autocorrect needs to chill sometimes 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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What do you guys want next?

Recs - about 6 hours

Replies - about 8-12 hours 

 

?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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Replies

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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fire Marlow

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Recs please

.

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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I will fight you CAWS

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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1 and 1 so far

even up vote

No polls yet lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Replies

I'd say.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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How the hell was that interference

when Burns hit the guy who played the puck? Shitty call...at least in this fan's opinion

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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I'm a shit starter

Recs, please

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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#StandwithCAWS

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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oh FUCK

2-2 vote lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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Replies

I'd say.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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lol

Nice try Gopher

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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You wanna go to war Irbe?

Cuz we could go to war

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Damn

I was hoping you wouldn't notice

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Me and CAWS are the cool kids

 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Gopher

I would rec that comment if I could

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Me and Irbe

vs Chardougla and Gopher. Let's go!!!!

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Maybe so Irbe

but me and gopher are the kool kidz

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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I'll use the power

Of boring law. Put em to sleep!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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SJSD didn't vote yet

You break the tie, man. Just remember, you said it yourself: recs will take less time

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Bird law Irbe?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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Irbe

Did you and me discuss in one playoff thread how we were both in or going to law school?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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CAWS

I will bite you 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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Bird law!

We need Jakebot to break our tie

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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Indeed

What law are you taking?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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I don't want to break the tie!

CLOCKWORK!!!

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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Where is that pesky bot

of jake?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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For real!

Another thing to get rid of...extra white space

after posting  WTF SJSDFAN?!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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I'm not in law school yet

But I'm thinking Business/Corporate Law and Sports Law

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Well Irbe

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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SJSDFan

you are the only one with the white space problem

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Are we too white??

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Mueller

Not off to a great start

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Well, SJSD

As article 97.4 of the book of Bird laws and freedoms states: Toucans are cool

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Holy shit guys!!!

Jake S is actually commenting on the FTF game thread! Anyone wanna go over there to air your grievances?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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Gopher

are you volunteering to write the recap?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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Yes Irbe

but if you knew anything about Bird Law, you would know it is not governed by reason.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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If Jake is bored

You can invite him over here =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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I saw that CAWS

At this point I've just kinda moved on from FTF

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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I'll be nice to Jake S

but we will have to resort to Cats jumping on Babies to make a point

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Oh sweet god no

There are too many conservatives in this chat, he'll be crazed 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Irbe

We only go coservative crazy when everyone else is gone though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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CAWS

I assume you're taking your bach, correct?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Char

Wut?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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Same here

Since Irbe invited me here, I've lurked on FTF and read some comments but would much rather be here than there

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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LIMITED GOVERNMENT CONTROL

REMOVE MIDDLE EAST

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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I actually graduated in 2015

but took me about a year to realize I was better suited being a lawyer. Better late than never! Haha

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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REMOVE GIF BANS. FREE THE BANDWIDTH!!! Drain the Fin!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Well Gopher

we are looking for a consistent recap writer

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Also, from what I've seen so far in the game

the Sharks no look good

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Tackle the babies! SHARKS WATCH LIVES

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Sharks Watch!!!

.

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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I, ah, suppose I could give it a shot

But no guarantees as to its quality.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Oh btw CAWS

we've modified the Sharks Watch mission statement 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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I believe in you Gopher

You'll do great

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Why is Ward on the 1st PP unit?

Why...?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Screens

i think

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Do I need to restate my oath?

Because I'll do whatever's needed to maintain a part of the Watch

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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No

we just refined their purpose 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Well

Mentally is Dead, so I think I am the highest ranked officer in the Watch now. WTF Mentally!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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You can win an FTF sticker

Woot

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Ok, so what're we doing now?

Besides willing the Sharks to their inevitable Cup Victory?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Official FTF Sticker will look like this....

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Make recs

So I can like that pic!! Literally made me burst out laughing

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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That

Is awesome

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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I'm more of a foot soldier than an idea guy for movements

I elect Charlie, you, you and Irbe to come up with a new mission

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Now

they are the militant arm of the Church of Jonerism

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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The sticker comment

Was perfect timing lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Oh yea

Game started at 10....

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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I can't read graphs

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Jonerism or death

I like it

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Halp

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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They search for the last 2 books of the Ledger of Jones

Which are the 15th and 16th wins required to win the Cup

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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We will ascertain those books

This spring

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Hi Justin

There is a tie vote

2 for recs

2 for replies

The reply project will take at least 3 or 4 more days of work.

I just dropped a rec bomb of a graph and it wasn't rec'd. What is your vote?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Yes

We are missing 2 ledgers. We think that Labanc is the key to Unearthing one of them.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Avatars

Going third party

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Damn you Justin

I'm making those last, just cuz of that

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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As 1st Prophet

Irbe is also 1st Ranger of the Watch

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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I mean

You knew I was gonna say that before you even asked, or should have

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Wait a second

I am first Ranger, Irbe takes over the Watch. I prefer staying the Ranger

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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If we can get out of this period tied I think that's a victory for us

We didn't look good at all this period

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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I'm a man of many talents. I can also organize our military if you want

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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@Justin

I felt like you would, but had a small hope you would break the tie

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Nvm then

As 1st Prophet, Irbe is also Lord Commander of the Watch

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Hail Jones

Because he was the only Shark who wanted to play in the first period, apparently

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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I'm the leader now? 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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@ Charlie cc: Irbe

Yes, Irbe as Lord Commander works, I'd prefer to stay 1st Ranger

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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I better still be

Master of arms

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times

avatars are fucking lame

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Congrats on your promotion Irbe!

Well deserved!

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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We can't have Irbe head of both branches though

Who is the head of Joner (lol at that phrase)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Praise be upon the name of the almighty Jones

for his heroics during that period

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Yay Irbe?

Praise be upon Jones.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Chardougla for Head of Joner

hahaha

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Also

What the fuck is Mueller playing for?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Irbe is the official leader

you and I handle the day to day managing of Jonerism and the Watch.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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JONER. AHH AHH AHH. FIGHTER OF THE BROWNER AHH AHH AHH

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Dave's shoulder is all bummed out

Prolly from carrying Dillon around for 2 months

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Thank you gentleman

I vote Char to replace me as head of Jonerism. He's done great work spreading the religion and he helped found it with me

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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That is why

Mueller is playing

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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He is a lawyer though, he will ruin both

They are shady as hell

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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As long as he wasn't a healthy scratch

Cause wow

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Make a damn rec button

So I can start rec-ing your comments, SJSD!

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Clock

Keep that up and you'll never get fair representation in court

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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It also

Better change color

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Clockwork just voted for recs

3-2 recs win

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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As the only guy who can delete comments on this site, I hereby announce

Chardougla as head of Jonerism

Irbe as the Lord Commander

Justin as Master in Arms

SJSD as 1st Ranger

CAW as the head Prophet of Jonerism 

and 

Gopher as the rogue sword of the alliance

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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I'd rather represent myself

Not that I intend on ever seeing a courtroom

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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I like my title

But what are my duties?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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NOT TRUE CAWS

I hereby also welcome you as the 4th Prophet

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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I'm already leaning recs

and fixing the double spaces in this comment box

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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KURT

Master OF Arms

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Gopher

Ur my bodyguard 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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WHAT IS WITH THESE 7 PM STARTS?

I mean hello GDT

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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HEAD Prophet of Jonerism

I'll do my best to not laugh at my new title, hahaha

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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OH FUCK

We need a title now for Jake!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Final Fantasy XV has taken over my life.

I promise I am not strung out under a bridge

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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What is JakeBot's title?

Jonerism or the Watch?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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@ CAWS

I wish I could rec that last comment lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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I wish it was only going on 8

Sigh east coast

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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My first rule as lord commander

Free tacos for all!

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Hey Jakebot

We need to know if you want SJSD to work on recs or replies as his next project for the site

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Okay, Charlie

Can you add to my list please

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Damnit

Now I'm hungry

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Both

Have been needed dearly in this thread

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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JakeBot can be Irbe's bodyguard!

Another rogue sword!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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If we had recs

This whole damn thing would be teal (assuming recs changed the color of the comment)

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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I'm down

with this whole taco idea

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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I honestly think it is better to go recs

It will be hard to implement a "hit z to go to this comment" function and then get back into the swing of the live comments. Right now, this forum is quick fire compared to SB nation because you aren't scrolling all over the place.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Yes on Recs and Replies

I used to play a Rogue in World of Warcraft. I was VERY good.

Yes to Tacos

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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I'd like to change the name of Lord Commander

To Emperor Commander of the Sharks' watch

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Tacos

The late candidate takes the day

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Irbe

As 1st Ranger of the Watch, if you abuse your powers, I will mutiny. I have the love of the masses

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Stun, backstab, vanish

Very pro :P

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Recs recs recs recs recs recs recs

Recs FTW!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Duly noted, Kurt

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Yeah

Recs win!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Sinister Strike, Eviscerate!

Plus Killing Spree as my hurtin bomb.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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If I may propose an edit to Gopher and Jake's titles

Gopher-Holy Sword of the Faith

JakeBot-Rogue Sword of the Watch

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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I dig that Char

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Irbe, we won!!!

Your first battle as Lord Commander was victorious!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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What'd I win?

Pizza coupons?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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I can see the power struggle between the Faith and the Watch

has already begun

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Jake, since you're my bodyguard

You get the most pizza coupons

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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All the FTF stickers

your heart desires

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Only 1 sticker matters

 

New Official Logo of the site for SJST

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Your faith in Jones

Must be unwavering

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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How's that for analytics?

=P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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YAY PIZZA

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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The faith is the complement to the watch

Not the other way around 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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My stream just had a frightening commercial for a drug called OPDIVO

This shit has so many side effects THEY COULDN'T LIST THEM ALL IN THE COMMERCIAL

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Yay second period

Time to play better Sharks

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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No one

Comes before Jones

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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The Watch is literally

the militant arm of the Faith. 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Hail Jones!

.

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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OH FUCK

Time to fuck shit up. 2nd period, here we go

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Not at all

Cause I have zero belief in jonerism

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Do your penance Irbe

you have disrespected His Holiness

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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The watch has been around longer than the faith

The faith has been absorbed into the watch.

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Plus, I created the damn faith

I can dictate how it's run

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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The faith is supported but not enforced

within the watch.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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I want

More foghorn!!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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You ceded control of the Faith Irbe

am the head of the Faith now

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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I give no weapons to those who believe

Only pagans get my steel

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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It is amazing

How our play goes down the drain without Vlasic

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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You just said I was the sword of the faith

I will fight in the name of Jones

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Charlie

Don't start a civil war, now

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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You stay in your lane

and I'll stay in mine

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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I will abolish all faith and create a secular dictatorship if this nonsense persists!

=P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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Good recovery

By Martin

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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But..... But

I'm the Emperor Kurt

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Shouldn't there be an age restriction

For "Leaders"?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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I control the media!!!!

I control the army of the watch. Good luck "Emperor"  mwuahahaahaha

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Damn

Donkey almost swatted that one in

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Shut up Clack

hit the smithy

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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This is some

Kunt-y bullsjit

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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*Bullshit

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Game's still 0-0

right?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Clickity clack?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Yes

The important thing is that all factions work together to retrieve the 2 lost missing pieces to the Cup

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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No its 2-0

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Amen

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Yeah, and hasn't been really exciting

In my opinion, at least

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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1st step

Score a goal off of Dustin's face.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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SJSD is trying to turn people against me

I smell a Coup D'eat....

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Off his knee*

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Praise

Upon Jones

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Praise

be

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Irbe

I just don't want a religious war going on here. =P I just promoted you an hour ago!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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NERDS

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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BUT YOU CAN'T GET ME

IF I RUN AWAY FIRST (*Runs away*)

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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He'll be waist deep in snow the 2nd he goes outside

So he won't get far

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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He has moose

He can move quickly in such conditions.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Moosey's dead

remember?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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From what I heard

The moose had him

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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^

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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True

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Word about Moose uhmmm Aboouse!

Mooves fast

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Anyways

I am biometrically monitering all current living moose in North America. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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I'd like to see the Sharks get SOMETHING going

The Kings just make the game boring and therefore make me hate them

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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@Caws

Yeah, this is hard to watch. [Insert raging Joner joke here]

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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We've had some good chances

But I feel the longer the game stays like this, the more it moves to the Kings advantage...being that this is how they want to play

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Charlie vs Justin

Fantasy hockey  5-4 Justin!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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That's cause

I'm better

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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Hail Jones!

For the save and bailing out the really bad pairing of DeMelo and Mueller

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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but wait Justin

Didn't Dana beat you ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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Thought we tied

But maybe?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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Does anyone know what happened to Milana?

Just kind of went missing like our former Lord Commander

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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Why are we talking about doughty and Norris right now?

He isn't even in the race this season!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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I wish I knew CAWS, she just left

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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No Justin

its cause I'm locked out of my yahoo account rn. I haven't set my lineup at all this week

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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COOOOOCH

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 3 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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Cooooch!!!!

🦈

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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OMG

Trick?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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GPALZ!!!!!!

GIMME ALL DA GPALZ!!!!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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GPAFQSLAGQLEWGLEWRHLWRHLEWRHLAERHREAHREHREHREHERHRLEHPGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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What a crap goal

I mean, I'll take it but it literally hit Budaj's armpit

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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Teeth

And such

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHHHHzz

Teeth

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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And my man Labanc with the assist!

Can I request to be the Conductor aboard the Kevin Labanc hype train? That's a title I really want

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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That was nice

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Great Goal!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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4 more

That is all I want (tonight)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Baker

Just called someone Hot

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Burns with a hold

Hard to not call that

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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You mean

Hedican?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Fuck

.

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Shame on him!

SHAME!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Did he bat it in with the glove though?

I can't really tell. Prediction: I think it'll be upheld

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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Damn

No good

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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I'm glad to be wrong

.

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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No goal

A boy can dream

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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NHL.tv

I pay lots of money to be 2 minutes behind you guys!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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Oh wow

Did that really just happen

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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I'm also behind :(

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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I thought NHL.tv blacks out national broadcasts

St least, that's what I've found happens to me frequently

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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HEY LA!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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No goal!

Suck it LA

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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oh yeah

This is on Sling TV (equally as slow)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Should I not comment as fast

So as to not ruin it for you guys?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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Nah

Just let it rip!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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Only if something awesome is about to happen

That is not goal related

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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That is very vague Clockwork

Like a fight?

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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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Like boedker

Almost scoring the 50th time

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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Or Dustin brown taking a puck to the face

You know, fun stuff

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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LOL

I can't wait for Boedkers 4th goal this year. In game 6 of the SCF

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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I'd love it if someone bodychecked Brown so hard

He breaks into a million little pieces on the ice

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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but

Wouldn't that cause a blackhole?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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You're right

Maybe just hit him so hard it send him back to hell then?

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Faceoff dot

We suck tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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Chomp Chomp!

PP time! C'mon powerplay, time to get back on track!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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Mueller

Getting all the calls

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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Hail Jones!

Our Savior!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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SAVE JONES!!!!

WHAT A SAVE

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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Our powerplay looks like shit

Idk what it's gonna take but they need to figure this out. I'd almost rather decline the penalty at this point 

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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The funny part, our PP started to score a few goals here and there

then they decided, let's move Ward up. It has been a disaster since

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:44 PM    

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That was kinda scary

And yeah the pp is in quite the stuper

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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They need

to get off the schnide

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR

Got logged out there for a second lol

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 3 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Fuck getting off a Schnide

Why even bother getting on him? COME ON GUYS!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Put Meier or labanc up there

Or both even

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Bump up Labanc

He's probably been our best forward for the past 10 games or so

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Give them something they haven't seen the last 5 plus years

Who knows

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Labanc, Marleau, Donskoi (barely), Meier

Are all better choices at this moment

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Welcome back

Charlie

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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Jake S

In the GDT still! Love his new dedication to the blog. Wish he did that 3 years ago.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Jake S

Is comment 45

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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(*Pant.... Pant*) I....... I'm back......... Good run..... Am I still emperor?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Sure

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 3 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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And holy fuck

Blue jackets one win away from tying the record I think

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Can we talk about how frustrating Jumbo's been lately?

Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but he's become so predictable in that every time the puck is on his tape, he's going to peel off without even thinking of putting it towards the net. It's so frustrating especially when he has a clean look. I would agree that he's an elite passer...right now he's just a single threat and teams are starting to recognize that when he has the puck, just take away the shooting lanes and they'll shut him down

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Yeah dude!

You have to bask in the glory every once in a while. I get it!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Gopher, that wasn't very enthusiastic....

YOU'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME! (*Runs away again*)

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Jan 3 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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Yea

Jumbo needs to shoot, never gonna haapen, but it would be nice

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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"Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but he's become so predictable in that every time the puck is on his tape, he's going to peel off without even thinking of putting it towards the net. It's so frustrating especially when he has a clean look. I would agree that he's an elite passer...right now he's just a single threat and teams are starting to recognize that when he has the puck, just take away the shooting lanes and they'll shut him down"

This might seem blasphemous, but I was starting to get annoyed with his continuous turnovers last season. He masked it well with as many good plays as bad though (ala Burns style)

I still love Thornton, I think he is great, but I think he was already declining last year. I still think he is an asset. Just not the way he used to be. I hope he can get that fountain of youth a few months from now.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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Also

Thornton always peels back when crossing the blue line, everyone knows it now. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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The whole team seems to do that

Not just him, but he definitely does it the most

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

@Justin

Trickle down Hockeynomics

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 3 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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That's what I'm saying, SJSD

He's so predictable that teams are able to prepare for the passes he's going to make based on his current repertoire (which isn't very wide). And I agree with Clockwork that the whole team could stand to shoot more instead of trying to make perfect passes or feeds right to the tape but Thornton NEVER shoots anymore. The 2 goals he has were empty netters (and one didn't even go into the empty net but was awarded to him because he got tripped while possessing the puck and skating towards the empty net).

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 3 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Now let's talk about the real issue here

Marleau, so gutless

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 3 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

HOLD ME BACK

OMG HOLD ME BACK

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

There's basically only 4 guys willing to shoot

Cooch, labanc, Meier and burns

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

New line alert?

Ward-Tierney-Marleau?

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

WILL WE FINALLY SEE MEIER WITH THE JOES?!?'

!!!!!!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:03 AM    

(0)

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

Yes

Yes we will

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

WHAT 300!?

THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS RIGHT!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

I'm back

and whooo 300

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

Meanwhile, at FTF...

They have a tidy 57

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

Believe it

=)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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2/3 have reached 300

Its safe to say SJST is a success so far

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

Did I read right

Sundy is actually in his GDT?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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PISS

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Yup

its crazy

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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If we can get Finme

That would be great. Still lots of work to do though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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I remember in the playoff GDT's

how SJSD always wanted us to reach 1000 comments

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Yeah lol

1000 or die!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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We got there a few times

Those were the days

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 4 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

He has to inflate the ever lowering numbers

And fuck

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

Well fuck

that'll kill the good vibes

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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Shit

That one will count

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

Everyone!

Godzilla Fuck this Gif! 3-2-1 GO!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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I have a feeling we'll get it back

Nothing to back it up, just a feeling

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

Another glove fail

By the almighty joner

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

(cat fuck this gif also approved)

GO!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

Oh right cats

Gimme a sec

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 4 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

Movements are based on feeling CAWS

and to be fair Clock, that awesome save at the end of the half was a glove save

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

Gopher

You posted the Cat Gif I was thinking of

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

but

That one from Justin also has a "Fuck This" vibe to it

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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Ah it's hit that part of the GDT

where the gifs just start flowing

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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uhm

1 more LA goal, yes. you saw my graph right?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 4 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

To further explain the GIF posting protocol here

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:15 AM    

(0)

Decrease the cat GIFs immediately

!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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I feel like

this is an OT type of game

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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IF WE SUPPRESS THE CAT GIFS

WE WIN 1 to -1 !!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:16 AM    

(0)

Does that mean

It's time for dog gifs?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Yes

Only if they beat up babies though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Fuck

Dogs

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:17 AM    

(0)

Cats>Dogs

100%

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:18 AM    

(0)

Perhaps we need a Raptor Shark for Good luck

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:18 AM    

(0)

RaptorShark

FTW

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Charlie, can you lead us in prayer?

Everyone bow their heads please

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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WANT MOAR GPALZ!!!!!

WANT DEM NOW!!!!!!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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AAAA

Men

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Wtf

Well that looked way cooler in real time

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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How in the fuck

Did the melkman not score

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:20 AM    

(0)

So close!!!

MELKER!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:20 AM    

(0)

Mistimed his shot

I guess

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:20 AM    

(0)

Do I spy

Meier with the Joes?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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For the love of Jones powerplay

Put the puck in the net (legally, of course)

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:22 AM    

(0)

PP?

??

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:22 AM    

(0)

Amen

Well done for your first official prayer

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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OMG

HE HIT MARLOW. TORCHES OUT SJST!!!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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Power play

Let's get it!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 4 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Well if it's gonna be anyone it'll randomly be ward

So therefore he will be on the top unit the rest of the season

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Huh

That is odd!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Kurt wtf

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Odd glich

Not sure what happened there

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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Are Char and Irbe nerds?

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(0)

Not sure JakeBot

My server had a malfunction

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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Well Kurt, I found my torches

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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UGH!

It happened again

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Labanc, Marleau, Burns, Boedker and whoever else

Was pretty dangerous on the PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:27 AM    

(0)

Who broke things

??

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:27 AM    

(0)

Let's go for 400 SJST!

We're within range

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:27 AM    

(0)

I think Russia is hacking me

DAMN YOU RUSSIA!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:28 AM    

(0)

I need like 30 more comments more

from you guys

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:28 AM    

(0)

^Almost as funny

as Jake's disdain for Florida post-election

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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Hey Gopher

Here is a silly thing U of M thing

https://youtu.be/8nHnQQhWQVA

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:29 AM    

(0)

PRAISE BE

HIS HOLINESS!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Joners out!

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:29 AM    

(0)

Hail Jones!

For that great save

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Okay

Now I am pooping myself watching this game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Hail Jones

Again!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:29 AM    

(0)

Amen

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:30 AM    

(0)

Amen

Praise to his name

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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How do I post pictures/gifs

I've always struggled with this

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Find a mountain

Click on it, profit

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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@CAWS

Mtn looking icon

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Copy Image Address

if ur on a computer. Paste it into the source section

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Image description, fuck it

Dimensions auto load, but I suggest typing in a number less than 900 for the first dimension and hitting okay (if the dimensions are huge). 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Dammit Dillon

Just once, can you be there for us?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:33 AM    

(0)

Fuck

Pipe flippin city

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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What if the picture

Is on my phone?

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:34 AM    

(0)

The ding part?

I was worried we got scored on!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:34 AM    

(0)

Then

just copy will work fine

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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12 shots

We matched our first 2 periods!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Praise

be to Jones!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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KILLIN IN THE NAME OF

!!!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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LOL

WTF is going on? This game sucked for 45 minutes

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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This game

went from slugfest to barnburner real fast

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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I almost just muttered that verbatim Kurt

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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Probably because they smell the burritos in my oven :)

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:37 AM    

(0)

@jake

Just rec my comment then

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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Beat LA

music to my ears

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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BUT HOW KURT

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:38 AM    

(0)

@jake

Great question!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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It's not letting me paste it

Oh well. It was going to further bring praise and glory to the name of Jones but he's doing ok for himself this period

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:39 AM    

(0)

CAWS

try this link

 

http://sjsharktank.com/other/GIF/raptor!.jpeg

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:40 AM    

(0)

.jpg!

Gross

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:41 AM    

(0)

Keep it up!

I'm not bailing your next car out of a ditch =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:41 AM    

(0)

Well

i hate to say I told you so

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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Well if I had a next car

It be 4 wheel drive

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:42 AM    

(0)

Overtime

This will be a fun recap

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 4 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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COME ON SHARKS

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:43 AM    

(0)

402 Comments

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:44 AM    

(0)

Not to say there are definite expectations

but if it doesn't make me at least chuckle Gopher I will be severely disappointed 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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MAKE IT 500

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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FUck this

.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:44 AM    

(0)

Well shit

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:45 AM    

(0)

No promises Char

But I will do my best

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 4 2017 | 12:45 AM    

(0)

uhm?

.???

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:45 AM    

(0)

Fuck them

fuck them, fuck everything

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:45 AM    

(0)

Yep

We lost lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:45 AM    

(0)

Time to break out the fuck this gif

ALL OF THEM!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:46 AM    

(0)

Someone gif it

.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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SWIMMRS for the rest of the night then?

Think so.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:46 AM    

(0)

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Jan 4 2017 | 12:46 AM    

(0)

Time to get started on that recap

Damn

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Jan 4 2017 | 12:46 AM    

(0)

JakeBot

I can't do Youtube yet lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:46 AM    

(0)

I need to learn how to turn all our comments into JSON format and post it as AJAX

So that you YouTube video doesn't refresh every 1 second

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:47 AM    

(0)

Open in new tab isn't rocket science for now.

I HATE LOS ANGELES

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:47 AM    

(0)

At least we got a point

We suck when we are missing 2 defensemen. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:48 AM    

(0)

Kings played better (again)...

I'll take the loser point.

Posted by:   Jan 4 2017 | 12:48 AM    

(0)

Ok

See you guys later

I will poke in for the recap and what not. :)

 

Suck on our comment total Sundy!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Jan 4 2017 | 12:49 AM    

(0)

Best post of the night:

Dammit

 

"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
San Jose Sharks - only team to have an Umbrella Trick
Thank you to BadgerShark for being my FTF drinking team proxy!
Sharks fan since 1990, sticking it out through the highs and the lows.

Posted by Soloact on Jan 4, 2017 | 12:44 AM

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:50 AM    

(0)

Alright

Good time guys, we will rebound!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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Final comment comparison total

SJST: 427

FTF: 71

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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And how many of the FTF comments

were by first-time commenter Jake.sundstrom?

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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10

I'm proud of him

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Jan 4 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Better late than never for him

I guess

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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The real question though:

how many FTF stickers were won tonight?

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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CAWS

Do you not have a gmail account?

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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I do have a gmail

Why?

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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We have an after GDT

gmail thread

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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16 person

thread

 

Most of the time it is like 4, but anyone can join whenever

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Jan 4 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Oh really?

I'll have to log on. Can I access it from my phone or do I need to Ben on a computer?

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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Have to be*

Stupid autocorrect 

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Jan 4 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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