GAME 5 GDT
EVERYONE 20 April 2017
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fuck the Oilers!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:38 PM
Go Sharks go!
Let's go boys!
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:38 PM
WOOO!!! Let's go Sharks!!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:38 PM
Foot on the gas from the get go!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:39 PM
OT, but
Chicago - HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:39 PM
Man, Chicago really imploded
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:39 PM
3 games in a series
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:39 PM
*goals
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:39 PM
Seriously. What the fuck happened there?
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:39 PM
SO HAPPY
FUCK YOU CHICAGO
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:39 PM
And No 2 in the WC, Minny, is hanging by a thread
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:40 PM
JERRY RICE MOJO
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 20 2017 | 10:40 PM
OT
But how do you guys get the avatars? Longtime lurker, but rookie poster on the forum.
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:41 PM
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 20 2017 | 10:41 PM
Yeah, CHI...wow. There goes my bracket lol
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:41 PM
GOAT MOJO
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:41 PM
PA
Click your name on the top, takes you to a page to upload one
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:42 PM
oh not the guitar guy!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:42 PM
SAME ANTHEM SINGER
BOOOOOOOO
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:42 PM
On to the Sharks game
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:42 PM
LETS GO SHARKS
SCORE LOTS OF GOALS ON TALBOT PLEASE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:43 PM
"We want 8, we want 8!"
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:43 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:43 PM
AMERICA
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:43 PM
DAMMIT YOU ALREADY POSTED IT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:43 PM
TWO MINUTES FOR GIF INFRINGEMENT ASH
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:43 PM
Wooooooooooo avatars!!
Posted by: Clockwork Shark Apr 20 2017 | 10:44 PM
Sit your ass down
That is the best Rice gif too :P
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:44 PM
Good Shit
Thanks Jake.
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:44 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:44 PM
How much you wanna bet that second guy's mic is not on....
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:45 PM
So Boed in, Donkey out
because whatever
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:45 PM
Sharks, score early, score often
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:45 PM
No softies Joner and we got this
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:45 PM
Only Pete DeBoer
Would fix something that isn't broken.
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:46 PM
Dirty hits already
Screw off Edm
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:46 PM
Gooning it up already
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:46 PM
It's shit
Almost every hockey media outlet is praising the Oiler's physical play, despite the fact that 75% of their hits are high or late. But "muh grit" I guess
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:47 PM
Hey Surf, who should the Sharks score early and often on?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:47 PM
Talbot, until he is pulled
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:48 PM
Jones is getting a workout tonight
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:48 PM
What are they chanting?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:49 PM
Need to settle down and weather the storm
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:49 PM
What was that?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:50 PM
We need to settle down and get some shots.
Also, lets piss off McDavid some more
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:50 PM
Just handing them the puck wow
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:50 PM
Chanting "Connor" I think
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:50 PM
McGregor?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:50 PM
Is Kassian capable of throwing a clean hit?
Good grief
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:51 PM
Let's Go Sharks
oil drops look faster so far
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 20 2017 | 10:51 PM
Short answer: No, he can't
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:52 PM
Stand up to these schmucks guys
Lets not get pushed around like games 2 & 3
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:52 PM
Doubtful
It's not like DoPS will do anything about it anyway, so why stop what he's good at?
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:52 PM
DoPS only gives little fines for trying to hurt people, so what do they have to be afraid of
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:52 PM
Sharks just need to move the puck quickly like last game
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:53 PM
Punish the Oilers for trying to hunt for hits
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:53 PM
These announcers keep talking up Lucic
Its really making me nauseous
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:53 PM
And Kassian
Its really gross.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:53 PM
Switch to Randy and Jamie
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:53 PM
And Kassian too
blah
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 20 2017 | 10:53 PM
Randy and Jamie feed
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 10:54 PM
Wish I could switch, but all I've got is NBCSN
Thanks NHL Center Ice
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:54 PM
TY
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:54 PM
Fuck
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:55 PM
FACK
Come on guys
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:55 PM
Crap!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:55 PM
Why is he untouched in front
Really. Come on guys.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:55 PM
Sharks need to find something, they're just getting outmuscled right now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:55 PM
need to make simple plays
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:56 PM
Okay guys, lets step it up a little.
A little too lax.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:56 PM
holy fuck, vlasic, tierney, jumbo all making dumb plays
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:56 PM
STOP TURNING THE PUCK OVER
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:56 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:56 PM
wow
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:56 PM
add dillon to the list
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:57 PM
jesus christ
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:57 PM
smart with the puck!!!! Freaks!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:57 PM
Just some opening jitters.
We'll get it back.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:57 PM
Time to settle down and return to what was working last game
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:57 PM
Man, move Ward fucking down to the 4th line
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:58 PM
How? Just how?
They wipe the floor with the Oilers two days ago, and now it's constant turnovers and stupid plays. It's like we're icing a completely different team.
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 10:58 PM
He can't play with speed, move Boedker up
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:58 PM
Get it going guys
the team that's been better the first 6 and a half minutes of this game has the lead
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 20 2017 | 10:58 PM
We are icing a different team
Not the same lineup, not the same lines
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:58 PM
it isn't like Oilers are 'taking it to them'
SJ just being careless with the puck, not making the easy play
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:58 PM
Oilers have 11 shots already
The playbook of just throwing pucks at the net and hoping they go in have been the best gameplan in this series so far.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:59 PM
get it deep, quick passes, get the cycle going, move feet
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 10:59 PM
We did it Game 1, they did it Game 2 + 3, and we did it in 4
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 10:59 PM
Yep
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 10:59 PM
We can't complete a normal pass this game so far
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:00 PM
Yikes
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:00 PM
SO CLOSE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:00 PM
COME ON TIERNS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:01 PM
MORE SHOTS ON TALBOT GUYS
HE'S BOUND TO LET 1 OR 5 OF THEM IN
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:01 PM
So happy the Hawks lost
Totally made my anniversary weekend. Now what would make it even better would be a Sharks win tonight and Saturday.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 20 2017 | 11:02 PM
Good shift guys
Marleau needed a step in another direction and he would have had that rebound.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:03 PM
Man this defense sucks so far
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:04 PM
So many free cross ice passes in the offensive zone
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:04 PM
OMG
Good shift Captains
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:04 PM
Fucking shoot the puck!
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:04 PM
goddamn
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:05 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:05 PM
BOEDKER
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:05 PM
Gpalllzz!
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:05 PM
Boed!!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:05 PM
RIGBY!
ALMOST!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 20 2017 | 11:05 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:06 PM
WHAT A GOAL
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:06 PM
And that sound you just heard was a little of the air coming out of the building
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:06 PM
What a fake by Sorensen
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:06 PM
He's a keeper
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:06 PM
BOD MAN
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:06 PM
Bad pass Logan
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:06 PM
Building is getting quieter :)
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:07 PM
What a fucking play by Cobra
Absolutely spun that defender in a circle!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 20 2017 | 11:07 PM
After their fast start,
SOG 11-11
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:08 PM
I saw that shot clock too Surf
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:09 PM
what a goal, eh?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 11:09 PM
Experience > Energetic rookies
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:09 PM
nice hold in, good plays all around by Martin, Sorenson, Tierney, Boedker
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 11:09 PM
keep being smart with the puck, Karlsson lost it there in the neutral zone and caused a long shift in SJ end when he could have got it deep
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 11:10 PM
Go Sharks!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 20 2017 | 11:10 PM
Yeah, too many sloppy turnovers right now.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:10 PM
Tooooooooo many turnovers
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:11 PM
wow
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:11 PM
Boedker's really moving out there tonight.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:11 PM
Just make the quick, simple play
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:11 PM
Also, don't pass the puck to the guys in orange
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:11 PM
That's a key one Surf
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:12 PM
4th line is flying tonight
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:13 PM
4th has been comparatively good all series
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:13 PM
Dell with the Mohawk!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:13 PM
Very excited to see Cobra and Timo become best friends and gel in the regular season next year
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:14 PM
And this is why we ice a good 4th line
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
They've been fantastic
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
Only thing missing is Haley
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
Their goons just can't keep up with our skill
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
PATTY
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP KARSTEN!
:P
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
Gutless!
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
SUCK ON THAT OILERS
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
STOP WITH THE SPOILERS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
Patty!!!!!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
YOU'RE SO FAR AHEAD
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:15 PM
RIGBY!
AWKWARD!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 20 2017 | 11:16 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:16 PM
Toothless!!!!!
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:16 PM
WOOOOOOOOOO
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:16 PM
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:16 PM
Nice shot, I mean, pass by Jumbo
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:16 PM
Karsten, I meant STFU about Haley jokes
GPALZ must be always
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:17 PM
Jumbo totally meant to do that
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:17 PM
i was talking about the spoilers
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:18 PM
but that's ok keep doing it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:18 PM
A great response so far to looking old and slow in the first five minutes
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 20 2017 | 11:18 PM
i like to know what to expect
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:18 PM
I don't like surprises
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:18 PM
I'm like that guy in the discover commercial
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:18 PM
when he opens the door and gets surprised by the llama
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:18 PM
Great pass by Joe
Can someone explain what the hell GPALZ means?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:19 PM
its just goals
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:19 PM
Joe Thornton: Even when he shoots, he passes.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:19 PM
GPALZ is an old FTF inside joke
In an era prior to Sundstrom we had Plank, and he was cool.
One night he typoed GOAL into GPAL
So GPALZ are a thing
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:20 PM
Ah, the good days
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:20 PM
OH.
Well thats hilarious
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:21 PM
also
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:21 PM
SCIENCE!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:21 PM
More Sharks goals in the EDM net are needed
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:21 PM
i loved that one picture
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:21 PM
i miss daddy
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:21 PM
Building is getting very quiet
I love it.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:21 PM
Let's be real, Jumbo preferred Patty slam dunking the puck just so they got the appropriate stats (A for Jumbo, G for Patty)
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:22 PM
McDavid is just getting shut down. I love it.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:23 PM
Justin Braun is so underrated, what a guy
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:24 PM
Solid period guys
Lets come out flying in the second, score a couple, and put the Oilers out of the game
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:24 PM
OK, nice comeback from the early rough minutes
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:24 PM
Fantastic period
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:24 PM
Real MVP of that period, the post
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:25 PM
I dont know about you guys
But there is nothing I love more than seeing Patrick Marleau scoring a goal. I dont know why. Its just the greatest thing in the world, especially in the playoffs.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:25 PM
I think the Oil are right on the verge of breaking
A few penalties or another goal could be it
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:25 PM
I bet Kurt just creamed his pants on that Marleau goal
so did I but still...
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 20 2017 | 11:25 PM
Couple goals and they'll check out of the game.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:26 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:26 PM
hahahahahhahahaa im dead
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:26 PM
Karsten
Especially with Jumbo assisting
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:26 PM
^YES
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:26 PM
You know who is underwhelming?
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:27 PM
Would love to see the Sharks score two goals early in the 2nd
and watch the Oilers melt into the ice
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:27 PM
Connor McDavid?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:27 PM
I wish i could rec that pic more
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 20 2017 | 11:27 PM
you know who is underwhelming?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:28 PM
jk, i thought i had something witty to say but i don't, whoops
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:28 PM
Lol
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:28 PM
Isn't Jumbo closing in on 100 career Playoff assists?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:28 PM
He had 95 entering tonight :D
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:29 PM
Also, Chicago is the first 1 seed to be swept by the 8
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:32 PM
Which makes out 09-10 series against the Ducks less bad
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:32 PM
even we didn't get swept by anaheim that one year
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:32 PM
thank god
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:32 PM
but we did blow a 3-0 lead hahahahhahah fml
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:32 PM
What is this playoff against the Ducks that you speak of?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:33 PM
Maybe Minny will come back and we wont be alone?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:35 PM
I'm hoping so
Also RIP Blue Jackets. They got robbed by a horrible goalie interference call and subsequent goal by Pitts on the PP. I was hoping they'd win.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:36 PM
What's FOTBKK's deal?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:37 PM
Same, I thought it was a b.s. call too
jackets had some chances in the series they didn't take advantage of though
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 20 2017 | 11:38 PM
Torts was pissed. Rightfully so
Goalie was out of the paint, and the BJ player was ridden into the tendy by the Pitt D man. Goalie embellished. Brutal call.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:40 PM
Let's do it, boys!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:42 PM
ASh
What is Kevin doing now?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:43 PM
OMG JOE SHOT THE PUCK AGAIN
I mean, sent a hard pass on net
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:44 PM
Oh man Wardo, good try
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:45 PM
Refs swallowing the whistle tonight?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:47 PM
Looks like it
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:47 PM
I mean, Edmonton doesnt have the 5 penalties them normally take by this point
So clearly something is up
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:48 PM
PP Time
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:49 PM
what's maroon's problem
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:50 PM
Also LOL at all the people who have missed about a third of the period waiting in the concourse because play hasnt stoppped
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:50 PM
No Jake, that's just the line for the bathroom
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:50 PM
He's a Maroon!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:50 PM
HA good one
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:50 PM
LETS GO
LETS PEE IN THEIR BUTTS
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 20 2017 | 11:50 PM
FINALLY
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:50 PM
THAT'S THE GAMEPLAN WE'VE BEEN MISSING
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:51 PM
GOLG!
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:51 PM
come on sharks, plz score on this powerplay
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:52 PM
nope, powerplay is not the same
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:54 PM
Where is the magic PP from last game?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:54 PM
GOAL! WOOOOO
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:54 PM
Schlemko!!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:54 PM
NICE CROSS CHECK POULTRY
YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH I HOPE THEY MAKE YO DRINK ONE OF THOSE STUPID UNICORN THINGIES AT STARBUCKS AND YOU GET THE BEETUS
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 20 2017 | 11:54 PM
Calm down
That PP saw McDavid on Jumbo and Jumbo totally schooled him on setting up Patty
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:54 PM
SCHLEMKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:55 PM
JUST KIDDING GUYS WE SCORED WOOOO
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 20 2017 | 11:55 PM
JUST KIDDING GUYS WE SCORED WOOOO
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 20 2017 | 11:55 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:55 PM
SCHLEMKO YOU SEXY SEXY MAN
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:55 PM
RIGBY!
SCHLEMMY!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 20 2017 | 11:55 PM
Boedker and Ward with Apples there.
Will this stop the calls to scratch Ward? Probably not.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:55 PM
Ward doesn't need to be scratched, he just needs to be a 4th liner
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:56 PM
I hate that goals scored as a PP expires dont count as PPG
Should be scorekeeper's discretion. (Until the defending team clears the zone after PP expires)
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:57 PM
Ward has been solid where he is.
His stats reflect that.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:57 PM
We need to score another goal
And really take the Oilers out of this game
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:58 PM
Agreed
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:58 PM
4th goal will be a backbreaker
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:58 PM
More Sharks goals
I'm greedy!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:58 PM
And then they'll crank that goon meter up to 11.
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:59 PM
WE WANT SEVEN
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 20 2017 | 11:59 PM
WE WANT 8
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 20 2017 | 11:59 PM
We want 8!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 20 2017 | 11:59 PM
Backbreaker
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 20 2017 | 11:59 PM
Gotta love those late, behind the play hits. Lord knows these dumbass fans and broadcasters do.
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:03 AM
These fuckwads down in front on the left side
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:03 AM
HES SWEDISH CALM YOUR BONERS EDMONTON
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:04 AM
These commentators would love 2006 Raffi Torres
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:04 AM
bunch of inept talking asses
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:04 AM
WTF is this penalty for
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:05 AM
MVP chants when homie aint scoring lol
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:05 AM
WTF are these refs seeing?
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:05 AM
What holding?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:05 AM
That's a hold?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:06 AM
He was getting pushed around
Weak ass call.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:06 AM
No call on Pav getting worked over in the neutral zone?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:06 AM
We need to kill this one off
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:06 AM
If they call TImo for a hold, that is the weakest hold call I've seen all playoffs
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:06 AM
That's a weak call when the tone of the game has been to let em play
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:06 AM
Meanwhile Pavs gets mugged when weMre on the PP
and no call because they don't want the Edmonton McJesuses to be down 2 guys
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:07 AM
Weak call
SAD!
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:07 AM
Can we get a clear?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:09 AM
OMG
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:09 AM
Jesus christ
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:09 AM
I hate this penalty
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
good job burnzie
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
FOR FUCKS SAKE
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
I also hate this penalty
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
It's a dumb rule, but you can
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
ahhhh piss
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
but you can
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT MOVE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
goddamn it i cant type
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
plz kill this
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:10 AM
TYPING US HARD
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:11 AM
Fuck
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:12 AM
Shit
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:12 AM
Crap!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:12 AM
Get it back guys
I dont like one or two goal leads. 7 goal leads are better
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand so much for that
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
AW Jones almost had it
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
BAD PENALTIES
PLEASE STOP THOSE NOW KTX BAI
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
BAD PENALTIES
PLEASE STOP THOSE NOW KTX BAI
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
BAD PENALTIES
PLEASE STOP THOSE NOW KTX BAI
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
you need to say it one more time
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
WHY DOES MY SHIT TRIPLE POST WTF
FUCKED UP MOUSE? SORRY
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
otherwise they won't hear you
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:13 AM
i want the next goal!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:14 AM
also needs larger font
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:14 AM
i feel like oilers are going to tie it on a stupid bounce
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:14 AM
just my gut feeling
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:14 AM
MAYBE MY TRIPLE COMMENT WAS A GOOD THING
LIKE BEETLEJUICE
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:15 AM
Come on guys, get it together
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:15 AM
why do other teams always score when burns gets a penalty
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:16 AM
We're at the same place as at the end of the 1st
And their goal was basically off a bad penalty call
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:16 AM
Beetlejuice!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:25 AM
Come on SHARKIES
We have been frontrunners all season. Lock it down. Put the skate back on their throat and wrap this shit up so we can win again on Saturday!
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:25 AM
Beetlejuice!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:25 AM
Ok Sharkies, get ready for an Oil check here
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:25 AM
these dipsticks are going to come out with a push
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:26 AM
i'm a broken record idiot but quick passes, move your feet, support the puck, smart and simple with the puck and back check hard
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:27 AM
OK, boys
time to get this done!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:28 AM
Tell Lucic he isn't good at hockey and watch him take a dumb penalty
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:29 AM
Sharkies need 2 goals this period
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:30 AM
Nah, we get one and we'll have a chance to close it out on Saturday
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:31 AM
getting up by two would rock
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:32 AM
LETS GOOOOOOO
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:32 AM
We also need to support the puck
And fend off their goonery.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:32 AM
force EDM to push it and SJ counter
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:32 AM
Need to get 4 more Sharks goals
to get our GF average up
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:32 AM
UGH RAFFI TORRES IS BEING INTERVIEWED
I HATE YOU RAFFI, YOU USELESS TURD OF A PLAYER. The league is a better place without you.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:33 AM
Shark touchdown plz!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:33 AM
Torres asked his favorite memory in the 06 run
Was it when you attempted to kill Milan Mihalek?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:33 AM
srsly, karsten
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:34 AM
i thought he was going to say "getting away with attempted murder"
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:34 AM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:35 AM
Good shift fellas
Keep it up
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:36 AM
Good shifts must be always
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:36 AM
28-48-68
The Crazy 8s Line
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:37 AM
You heard it here first
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:37 AM
Need to do a better job getting through the NZ
and not pass it to the Orange guys
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:38 AM
Getting through New Zealand?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:38 AM
Middle Earth
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:38 AM
MORDOR
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:39 AM
Hodor?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:39 AM
Hold the door!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:39 AM
WHAT?!
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:40 AM
through the mines of moria
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:40 AM
that was a bad decision
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:40 AM
We should make for the gap of Rohan
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:40 AM
"Run you fools!"
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:41 AM
FLY YOU FOOLS
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:41 AM
GOD. GET YOUR TOLKIEN DOWN SIR
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:41 AM
GODDAMN IT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:41 AM
YOU RUINED A GOOD THING
Shame
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:42 AM
i was thinking fly the entire time
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:42 AM
and typed run for no reason
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:42 AM
huh
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:42 AM
Sheesh.
Can we get comment stats update? I feel like that will help us score
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:42 AM
That's a Kurt (SJST) thing
Since he has to check back end website stuff for those numbers
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:43 AM
Also, can we score 8 goals on Talbot already?
Do it for the fans from last game who were obviously crushed we didnt hit the magic 8
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:43 AM
I have at least 2129 comments!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:44 AM
man wayne gretzky had 260 playoff assists?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:44 AM
jesus
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:44 AM
I'd be OK if the Sharks scored 1 more goal in the EDM net
More would be acceptable
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:44 AM
ray bourque had 139
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
also incredible
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
COME ON BOEDKER
Hatty time
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
good first couple shifts there
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
considering he only won the cup that one time
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
i've got the sportsnet feed, major homers
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
McDavid is 20 seconds below his regular season average for puck possession time
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
silence them, Sharkies
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
Comment competition:
SJST:356
FTF: 313
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:45 AM
And yes. Sportsnet is terrible.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:46 AM
Now 360 for the good guys
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:46 AM
FTF has been a graveyard recently.
People only show up to shout "BLOW IT UP" after a loss or fantasize about putting our rookies on the top line and scratching Thornton, Ward, and others.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:46 AM
To 316
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:46 AM
That Sportsnet highlight video for game 4 was gold
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:47 AM
pick that puck off the boards clean, Dillon
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:47 AM
no pressure, why you bobble that?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:47 AM
Classic Dillon
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:47 AM
Please dont turtle guys
We need more goals on Talbot. Its only a 1 goal lead, ugh.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:49 AM
We are sitting back way too much
Cant do this guys. Get it together
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:49 AM
Yeah I don't think this is sustainable for 10 minutes
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:49 AM
We need to do our thing and keep the puck more
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:50 AM
Or just keep it out of our end
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:50 AM
Why not both?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:50 AM
THATS NOT INTERFERENCE?!
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:51 AM
Meier being a dog for that puck tho
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:51 AM
Meier has really come into his own this postseason
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:51 AM
Calm yourselves down guys. Lets get some pressure back in Edmonton's zone
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:51 AM
If Meier held earlier, that's an intereference
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:52 AM
The best defense is to spend more time in the Sharks O-zone
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:52 AM
I'm starting to get very nervous
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:52 AM
Good on Jones to slow it down
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:52 AM
Man, that goal they gave up at the end of the 2nd is huge right now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:52 AM
Can we get some mojo going? Where are the freaking grapes?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:52 AM
right ill get on it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:52 AM
28+48+68 =THAT LINE IS GROSS
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:53 AM
couple shifts here in the oiler end, plz
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:53 AM
GRAPES MOJO
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:53 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:53 AM
@GOLG, it would be more gross if there was a #69 on it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:53 AM
or more nice
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:53 AM
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 12:53 AM
What is that lol
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:54 AM
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:54 AM
@SHARKZFAN NO IT WOULDNT
BECAUSE IT WOULDNT EQUAL 144. A GROSS.
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:55 AM
@SHARKZFAN NO IT WOULDNT
BECAUSE IT WOULDNT EQUAL 144. A GROSS.
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:55 AM
OMFG
GO AWAY REFS
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:55 AM
DO YOU HEAR MY CLICKY MOUSE
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 12:55 AM
They need to fucking kill this off
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:55 AM
Oh, FFS
BS call again
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:55 AM
PK PLZ K THNX
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:55 AM
Why are the Oilers getting all these calls?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:56 AM
lol what a dive
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:56 AM
stay on your feet dumbo
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:56 AM
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:56 AM
i cant watch
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:56 AM
im gonna fold laundry
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:56 AM
WE GOT THIS EVERYONE CALM DOWN
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:57 AM
SEE WE KILLED IT OFF RELAX EVERYONE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:58 AM
Killed
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 12:58 AM
nice my rally socks worked
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 12:58 AM
I am so sick of lame car commercials
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 12:59 AM
I'm nervous as fuck right now
but that's how you know it's playoff hockey!!! Go Sharks!!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 12:59 AM
KILLED
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:59 AM
Might disappear until the end of regulation
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 12:59 AM
Can't handle stream delays in super crunch time
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 01:00 AM
ok, smart plays with the puck
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:00 AM
some good cycle time would be nice
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:00 AM
We good guys, we good
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:00 AM
get a breather and grind
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:01 AM
That wasnt a high stick?!
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:02 AM
Fuck!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:03 AM
And this is why you dont play like this with a 1 goal lead.
Honestly.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:03 AM
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:03 AM
WELP
LETS PLAY DEBOER KEEP AWAY SOME MORE
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 01:04 AM
Alright guys, lets get some legs and get another goal
That means playing in the offensive zone
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:04 AM
and i am now officially terried
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:05 AM
*terrified
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:05 AM
not teriyaki
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:05 AM
I would really like a sharks goal ASAP
I have a 100% final tomorrow AM that I should be studying for. This is not helping.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:06 AM
Oh boy
gonna be really tense moments now
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 01:07 AM
LUCIC JUST GOT DUMPED
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:07 AM
Great hit
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:07 AM
By Pavelski? I think
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:08 AM
Yup Pavs
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:08 AM
Get wrecked Lucic
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:08 AM
FML this would go to OT
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I need to study.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:09 AM
On to OT
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:09 AM
FUCK I CANT DO THIS
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 01:10 AM
I need a new beer
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 01:10 AM
well shit
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:11 AM
can't sit on things
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:11 AM
Good God
please help me. I'm gonna be nervous as all hell
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 01:12 AM
Sharks were trying to hatch an egg, sitting back so much.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Apr 21 2017 | 01:12 AM
I'd really like it if the Sharks could score
in the 1st shift of OT
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:13 AM
That was the least "DeBoer" Sharks team I've ever seen
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:13 AM
Even if they were successful, turtling for a whole period? Wow.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:14 AM
Turtling is seldom a successful strategy
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:16 AM
yeah the first 5 minutes was solid cycle and pressure
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:16 AM
then after that it was on their heels, no press or possession
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:17 AM
not a good look
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:17 AM
The good news is that, if the Sharks can pull this off,
it will be that more crushing to EDM. The bad news is that, if they don't, that will switch to the Sharks.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:19 AM
yeah, i agree surf
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:20 AM
still a lot of hockey to play after this one, but not hyperbolic at all to say that this may be the series, right?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:21 AM
That is hyperbolic
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:21 AM
obviously 2-2, game 5 is huge so maybe i'm just too 4-20'ed
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:21 AM
I think the Sharks could handle a loss a bit better than EDM
I'd prefer not to find out
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:22 AM
I mean its good to be up 3-2
But being up 3-2 dont mean you've won the series.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:22 AM
Considering Game 5 winners win the series ~80% of the time, it is huge
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:22 AM
yeah, i think EDM loses tonight and they may not have it in them to come back
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:22 AM
lots of emotion tonight
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:22 AM
where as SJ could take it better
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:23 AM
but yes, rather not find out
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:23 AM
Unfortunately, we've had plenty of experience with being up 3-2 and not winning series
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:23 AM
Huh? Don't recall any of those series Surf
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:23 AM
I only remember the ones we won
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:23 AM
Is that strange? Yes you say? huh
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:24 AM
LETS GO PATTY
PUT ONE PAST TALBOT FOR US
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:24 AM
OK boys, let's finish this off
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:24 AM
Please win in OT in their building again
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 01:25 AM
Who's gonna be the hero? Cast your votes.
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:25 AM
please please pretty please
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:25 AM
Patty
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:25 AM
Meier to score the winner
I hope
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 01:25 AM
I'm thinking Toothless
Hoping its Patty
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:26 AM
GAH THIS IS TENSE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:28 AM
Jones!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:29 AM
As long as the person who scores the winner wears white,
I will be jubilant
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 01:30 AM
Need to spend some time in the O-zone
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:31 AM
Ghost didn't post it so I will
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:31 AM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:32 AM
We need some possession
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:32 AM
I have a bad feeling about this
I hope I'm wrong
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:33 AM
Same
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:33 AM
Quick, blast Seek and Destroy
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:34 AM
maybe it will inspire them
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:34 AM
JONES!
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:34 AM
Jones is the only reason we are still playing!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:34 AM
ALL HAIL JONES
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:35 AM
SCORE A FUCKING GOAL ALREADY
Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz Apr 21 2017 | 01:35 AM
Jones has a rabbit foot in his blocker
Right?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:35 AM
Oilers are just dominating this OT
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:36 AM
Hail Jones!
He our mighty keeper of the net!!!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 01:37 AM
Hi
I am scared.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 01:37 AM
Me too. But I still think we win.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:37 AM
DRINK MORE BEER JAKE
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:38 AM
This dump to the neutral zone strategy is not very good though
Can we stop doing that?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:38 AM
We really need to find our legs here
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:40 AM
Well, when you are already back in the D-zone before the puck leaves the EDM end,
it is hard to stop this
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:41 AM
Its like they are just taking line rushes against us
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 01:42 AM
Well I'm preparing for the worst boys
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:42 AM
But its getting late and I need to get to bed
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:42 AM
ENOUGH OF THAT
KEEP THE FAITH
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:42 AM
I've stayed up longer than I hoped to, so keep the faith for me
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:42 AM
YES PATTY, GOOD SPEED
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:43 AM
More of that please
Speed. And play in the Oilers zone
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:43 AM
HAIL JONES
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:44 AM
LETS GO SHARKS. SCORE ON TALBOT PLEASE
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:46 AM
If we win this, Jones is the #1, #2, and #3 star
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:46 AM
If? You mean when.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:46 AM
Oilers seem to be immune from penalties tonight
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:47 AM
Yeah, this is the first time the Sharks had more penalties than the Oil
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:47 AM
The Oilers have 101 shot attempts lol
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Apr 21 2017 | 01:49 AM
SHOOT YOU GUYS
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:50 AM
Wow, some time in the O-zone
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:50 AM
WE NEED TO SHOOT ON TALBOT AND SCORE.
Please and thank you.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:50 AM
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Apr 21 2017 | 01:51 AM
OMG WE NEED TO SHOOT
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:52 AM
IN JOE THORNTON LANGUAGE
PASS IT ON NET
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:52 AM
Legit no cross check on Marleau eh?
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:52 AM
UGH
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:52 AM
God dammit
"Being a sharks fan is like dating a 7/10. She's got smelly dog farts, but she's kind of cute and cooks well, so you learn to live with it." -Some guy on the internet
Posted by: PASharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:54 AM
Welp
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:54 AM
FACK
We had 2 chances to clear the zone there
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:54 AM
Gotta get that puck out when you can
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:55 AM
WHY OH WHY DID WE SIT ON A 1 GOAL LEAD IN THE THIRD
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:55 AM
Need to win the next 2
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:55 AM
Sharks need to look in the mirror on this one
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:56 AM
UGH
Lets hope we come out with steam next game.
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:57 AM
On to Saturday
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Apr 21 2017 | 01:57 AM
:(
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:57 AM
damn
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:57 AM
See you all Saturday. I'm going to try and study
Posted by: karsten11 Apr 21 2017 | 01:57 AM
sitting back for the third, not pushing in the OT, what do you expect, SJ?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:58 AM
bad loss
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:59 AM
bad loss but on to Saturday
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Apr 21 2017 | 01:59 AM
I'm not trying to get pessimistic
but tonight was a prime opportunity to take a game on their ice. It's now a missed opportunity and idk if our experience will be enough now
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Apr 21 2017 | 02:04 AM
Go Sharks!!