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Game 4: Oilers @ Sharks

SJSTFan   18 April 2017

Okay, the Sharks might want to start scoring some goals tonight if they want to stick around in the dance for more than the next few days. Some on the power play would really give this team a boost. Someone else who needs a boost is Brent Burns. Maybe Burns can get a point tonight, he has zero so far in this series?

Projected Sharks Lines

Marleau-Thornton-Pavelski

Hansen-Couture-Donskoi

Karlsson-Hertl-Meier

Sorensen-Tierney-Ward

Paul Martin – Brent Burns

Marc-Edouard Vlasic – Justin Braun

Brenden Dillon – David Schlemko

Martin Jones

Aaron Dell

Projected Oilers Lines

Patrick Maroon – Connor McDavid – Anton Slepyshev

Milan Lucic – Ryan Nugent-Hopkins – Jordan Eberle

Drake Caggiula – Leon Draisaitl – Zack Kassian

Benoit Pouliot – Mark Letestu – David Desharnais

Oscar Klefbom – Adam Larsson

Andrej Sekera – Kris Russell

Darnell Nurse – Matt Benning

Cam Talbot

Laurent Brossoit


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355 Comments:

Go Sharks!!!

Drill the Oil.  Drill them hard!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 09:58 PM    

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Many Sharks GPALZ desired tonight

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 09:59 PM    

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WE WILL SCORE GOALS TODAY

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 09:59 PM    

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i hope

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 09:59 PM    

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Lets wreck this stupid team please

Score lots, force a goalie change, and demoralize these turds. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:00 PM    

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SCOAR GPALZ!!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:01 PM    

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May Kassian go on a massive cold streak.

And if not, may he and McJesus get quickly dispatched by the Ducks

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:03 PM    

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JERRY RICE

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:04 PM    

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Sharks, score goals

I don't care how.  Pretty, ugly, anyway possible.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:04 PM    

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THEY GOT JERRY

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:05 PM    

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THAT'S SUCK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:05 PM    

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*SICK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:05 PM    

(2)

Marleau-Thornton-Pavelski

Coming out guns a-blazin. Lets score first shift fellas. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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Who the fuck wants to visit Edmonton anyways?

Its like a lamer, colder, somehow stupider Calgary.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:08 PM    

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Calgary > Edmonton

I would know, have lived in both cities. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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@Alex Houston: People from Winnipeg?

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 18 2017 | 10:09 PM    

(2)

Valid point

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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LETS GO BOYS SCORE SCORE SCORE

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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HIT HIT HIT

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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WIN WIN WIN

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING "SCORE". PLEASE, SPECIFY: INTO THE OILERS NET.

 

HAVE WE FORGOTTEN COLORADO ALREADY?!?!?!!

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 18 2017 | 10:10 PM    

(2)

SCORE SCORE SCORE ON TALBOT

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:10 PM    

(0)

Winnipeg

Motto: If beige was a city

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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Then score more on Talbot's backup

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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FUCK YEAH IT WORKED

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:11 PM    

(1)

GPLAZ!!!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:11 PM    

(0)

SCORE SCORE SCORE ON TALBOT

CAPTAIN AMERICA BABY

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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RIGBY!

LITTLE JOE!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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Capt America!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:12 PM    

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No shutout for Talbot tonight!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:12 PM    

(1)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:13 PM    

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GO CAPTAINS GO

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:13 PM    

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Copy the Rangers guys

and beat these maple syrup, universal health care loving, pouting glamorizing pushovers

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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MORE SHOTS ON TALBOT PLEASE

WE'LL SCORE MORE GOALS THAT WAY

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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this team looks good so far

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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Keep pushing it

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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Good intensity

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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Patty is going to score on Talbot tonight

I have a feeling

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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HERTL DONKEY HANSEN

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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I TOLD YOU THAT LINE IS SICK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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LETS GO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Great tip there

More of those too please. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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God Kassian pisses me so badly

a low level bottom six player who is standing out against a slower team who should be shutting him down 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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Keep up the energy boys

We got this

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Weak ass back check by Hertl on McDavid there

Cant give him room like that

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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More Sharks GPALZ!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Someone has to hit McDavid

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Finish the check

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Man I'd love to see Lebanc out there and see what he could do

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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I'm here

PAVS!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 18 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Paul Martin, our top scorer, leading the rush there

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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I just walked in!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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WTF!?!?!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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WE HAVE A LEAD

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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JakeBot, could I trouble you for a stream, por favor?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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i'm a potato

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Just google "NHL Streams" and go to the reddit page

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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VIP box.tv

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWUGnaxSfw

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 18 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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I like it when we just throw stuff on net

We didnt do enough of that the past 2 games. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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Couture just got a stick in the face

No call. Thanks ref?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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Karsten

I don't wanna brag, but this is the most consistent and stable and castable stream around

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 18 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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We're supporting the puck better tonight

More like game 1. I like it. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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OMG PP

Uh oh?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Oh good a power play

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Fuck, a PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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We got this. Get Ward on the ice STAT

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Cause that'll help us 🙄

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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HE OUR PP ISNT 16TH IN THE PLAYOFFS

THAT MEANS WE'RE BETTER THAN SOMEONE

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Oh no

here comes the PP to kill all the momentum 

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 18 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Please make it 2-0!

Let's Go Sharks!!!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 18 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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New PP strat

Dump the puck in and.....dont pressure it?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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SUCK ON THAT ONE EDMONTON

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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GPALZ!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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RIGBY!

BROKEN TEETH!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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TOOTHLESS!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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NO TEETH!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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That

Was a great shot. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Keep pressing boys

Dont let up

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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GPALZ!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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gums!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Talbot is weakkkkkk

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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MORE SHOTS ON TALBOT PLEASE

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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McDavid the tough guy in the corner there

Can we dress Haley already to deal with these goons?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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WOOOOOOOOO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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this is fun again!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Cooch went to the locker room right after the goal

Hope he didn't get hurt

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Hockey is much more fun when the Sharks score goals!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:36 PM    

(4)

He's back on the bench

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:36 PM    

(1)

Good to hear

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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oh shit, hopefully he is just getting a precautionary check for "WTF WE SCORED A PPGPALZ?!?" syndrome

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:36 PM    

(1)

ILOVE HOCKEY SO MUCH MORE WHEN THE SHARKS ARE PLAYING LIKE THIS

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 18 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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"Interference"

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:37 PM    

(0)

full blown case, hope SJ gets a couple more PPGs here and gets it going FT

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Because picks are only called when the refs feel like it

Which is, 1 of every 100 picks made on the ice. I hate playoff reffing so much

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Time for a Sharks SHG

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:38 PM    

(1)

Couture hit again in the face

No call. Thanks stripes. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:38 PM    

(0)

THATS WHY YOU WEAR A CAGE DUMMY

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 18 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Killed

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:41 PM    

(0)

Kassian?

More like Dumb-assian

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Jack-assian

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:42 PM    

(0)

Someone hit McDavid

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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I prefer

Assian

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 18 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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God, Lame-assian almost got a breakaway again

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:46 PM    

(0)

Kind of letting them get the momentum

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Man if the Oilers are going to be in the picture for the foreseeable future

San Jose is gonna have to get younger in a hurry. I don't think they can maintain this pace for multiple seven game series

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 10:50 PM    

(0)

Another Powerplay

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:51 PM    

(0)

PP Time

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:51 PM    

(0)

That was good

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:52 PM    

(0)

I hope we come out in the second period

Like we did in the first. Loving what I'm seeing. Lets keep it up fellas. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Edmonton is just making quick decisions

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Passing the puck quickly

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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If we can get this next goal on this power play

That would really lift the offense pressure off these guys.

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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I would like to see McDavid take a dumb retaliation penalty this period

He's getting frustrated I think. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 10:59 PM    

(0)

A goal on this powerplay would be huge

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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yes, more confidence and get some PPG mojo...Burns blast on a nice Thornton set up plz

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:08 PM    

(0)

Marleau

rebound goal on the PP

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:10 PM    

(0)

5 on 3

Penalty on McJesus

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

why didn't they give them the puck earlier

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

that was dumb

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

he mad oh he maaaaad

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

How hard is it to do 5 on 3?

Impossible for the Sharks, it seems

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

Is this the TMac coached team meltdown I've been praying for

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

PATTY!!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

YES!!1

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

I KNEW PATTY WOULD SCORE

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 18 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

Holy shit, 2 PP goals

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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IM HERE

IM PATTYS DORKY ASS MOJO

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 18 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Eat that Kassian

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Too bad

I wanted that shitty rebound goal by Marleau. I guess I'll settle for the snipe

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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RIGBY!

AWKWARD!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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Sharks smell blood!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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More Sharks GPALZ!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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What a clinic

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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lol Dillon

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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Skate it in Meier!

You didn't need to shoot that early!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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IVE GOT AN OILERS FAN WHOS SO RETARDED TRYING TO FIGHT ME ON TWITTER

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 18 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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For the first time the biggest fuck up in this series isn't Dillon

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Drop the gloves, Ghost!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Sorensen

His best game of the series so far.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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HES GOT A GIANT RECEDING HAIRLINE SO I KEEP TROLLING HIM HIS OWN PIC

FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 18 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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Baldness runs in my family

So I will have to pass on that one due to future Karma implications

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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Both teams passing a lot better tonight

Perhaps the ice is half decent tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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I'm just glad they got their goals early

The 3rd period ice is typically the worst

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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Sorensen!!!!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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YAAAS!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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MOAR LYK SCORE-NSEN MIRITE

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 18 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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MOAR LYK SCORE-NSEN MIRITE

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 18 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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RIGBY!

SORENSON!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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Nioce

He's been deserving of one the way he's been playing

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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The ice is alot better than last year though

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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Unsung hero of that shift

about 20 seconds ago, David Schlemko moved down the half boards and bailed out Hansen (who had no passing options till David moved) Schlemko took the puck down the boards and got it back on to the cycle.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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I really like

Schlemko's offensive instinct, also...Nice save by Joner right there.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Timo needs the next one

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Oh, how I wish this team had played Game 2 (or 3 even)

THIS team can beat EDM if it shows up for the rest of the series

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Well boys like myself, it looks like San Jose decided to show up tonight

4 Goals has me like

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Good stuff. Bury them, Sharkies! Don't let up, keep your head up with the goon squad out there

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Correction Surf

They will beat the Oil, in 6 games if they repeat this process.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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good job, sorenson

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Just have to shutdown McDav... Kassian

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Hertl

Wants in on the scoring haha

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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I want more Sharks goals!!

I'm greedy

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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I want more goals

In games 5&6

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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TEETHLESS!!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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LOL

This is awesome

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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RIGBY!

BROKEN TEETH!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Welp there goes Talbot's save pct

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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See ya Cam!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Goalie change?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Yep

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Toddy yanking Talbot

This game just keeps getting better and better!

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Buh bye Cam

We'll....................CYA!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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I can't remember the last time we chased a goalie

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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It's all your fault!

It's all your fault!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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It is hard to remember the last time the Sharks scored 5 goals

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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The Hockey Gods knew Talbot didn't deserve 2 shutouts

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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Last time we scored 5 goals?

Use this link

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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Expext retribution on Zach Kassian for trying to make Hertl's smile go away

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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I want this to be a soul crushing game for the Oil

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:36 PM    

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Tierney got a stick in a bad place

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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I have a feeling things are about to get chippy

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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I want McDavid to keep making bad decisions

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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Game misconduct and a major

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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Game misconduct

Hit the showers bum

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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Make em pay

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Rip Oilers

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Is a game misconduct an automatic one-game suspension?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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I was gonna say lets take it easy and not pour it on

F' that now, unleash the dogs. I want double digits

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Okay

Let's stop fucking around on the power play. Keep working on it!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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I'm so happy right now, but damn poor Tierney he's really taken bumps

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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Surf

In playoffs I believe so. Might be longer upon league review

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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Talbot is so triggered

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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Everything but in on that last sequence

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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^

Hopefully he has his safety pin and his safe space

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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You can tell Hertl really wanted that last one

Head up to the sky

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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Capt America!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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WOOOO!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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By the end of this series I want Talbot to do his best Rinne impression on the goal

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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Can we do this everynight??

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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RIGBY!

LITTLE JOE!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 18 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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WHERE WAS THIS OFFENSE ALL SEASON!?

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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Need to watch out for headhunting in the 3rd period

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:44 PM    

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Yep

Oilers have a few goons to watch out for

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:44 PM    

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Hopefully they don't get the Kassian pass if they do

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:44 PM    

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What are they chanting?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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WE WANT 7

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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Just about to ask that

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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PP again

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Oilers are a mess right now

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Finally making EDM pay for all of their penalties

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Let's get

Hertl or Meier on the board here

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 18 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Can we bottle this game so that the team can drink this elixir for Game 5 and 6?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Great idea EDM

Piss off Pavs and get him heated, whats the worst that can happen

 

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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American hat trick let's go

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Actaully fuck that

American Cock Trick!

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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4 on 4

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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I'm liking this game!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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There ya go Hertl

He's on the scoresheet now!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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hahahahahahaha

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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pavs should call out TMac in the postgame

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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wonder why he lets his team play like this

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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I can't believe people said they wanted Boedker in over Sorensen though

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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This team has the stench of Lucic

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Cause GRIT wins games

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 18 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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I said take Ward out for Boedker

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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And then the trade Pavs shit

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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I like Sorensen

over Ward too

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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LETS JUST FIGHT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

OR WE COULD FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY LIKE THEY DO ON FTF AND SMELL PLAYDOH

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 18 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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haha, yeah...This is every year on FTF

People come out of the wood word and shit on the team. Call out for the annual blow up the team rhetoric.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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Last season the Marleau trade talk was 24/7 on FTF

drove me nuts

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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fuck yeah, Sharkies!!!!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Sup sippy!

You have been missing some crazy fucking hockey

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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I've been watching but a bit MIA during the play

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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my internet blows a bag of chubbies, so i have to stay focused on the stream

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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FTF

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 18 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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then pop in here and get up to date with my tankers

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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fucking good stuff though, eh?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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I definitely wouldn't pass the sobriety test

picking tonight to do a shot for every Sharks goal was a bad choice. But, if it leds us to a Cup, I'll suffer through it

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 18 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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OT, but dart man in toronto? triggering anti-smokers around the league

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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Keep up the good work CAWS

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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lol CAWS

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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lol I'm gonn go out for a smoke just for the anti-smokers

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 18 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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I pulled that one in game one of the NSH series, ended up taking like 4 shots in 10 minutes as they piped in a few and then an ENG or two

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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got really bonkers that night

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 18 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Oilers be like

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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For the record

I called this game. Said San Jose's offence would break through tonight and they did. I also said Patty Marleau would score and he did. 

 

In fairness, I do say Marleau will score in pretty much every game. But still. Great game. Love it. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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I'm anti-smoking

but if it helps the team, keep doing so. We need to keep doing what we're doing and it'll help the team overall. Sharks in 6, book it now

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 19 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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So, do the Sharks tick up the minutes for the 3rd and 4th lines in the 3rd

to give the top lines some rest (and avoiding headhunting)?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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definitely, Surf

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 19 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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Digging through some old things we've made during the season. I really like this one:

 

Pretty sure LA kicked our ass that night. Where are you now fuckers?! =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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no need for Thornton to get a knee on knee or couture to get a face wash

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 19 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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ok ok last meme I'm going to go to the bar and watch

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 19 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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I said on FTF

Watch us score 8 goals and then get shut out the next 2 games. Please don't score 8 goals SJ

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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cya melked

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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7 or 9 goals

Would be welcome though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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haha, this is Irbe'sPads at the game right when Boedker had his hat trick goal. Notice the hat on his head.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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Guys, I have lost count of the beers I've had

But I'm pretty sure its more beers than goals scored by San Jose. Hopefully they can catch up to me in the third

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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Wow

Dillon showed some offense there

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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Just don't have it = 8

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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Jones 5 hole

So loose

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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Guys do you think we're still 15th in PP after tonight?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Here come the fucking make up calls. God I hate NHL reffing. PENALTIES DONT HAVE TO BE 50-50 YOU DUMB ASSES

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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We very well could be

1-14 is pretty fucking bad

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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SHG time!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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We need a SH goal here

To really give them in the D

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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Uh we have 3 PP goals tonight

Your math doesnt work

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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I mean

That even with the 3 goals tonight, our numbers still aren't great.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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they're trying to make the the penalty disparity less

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY BUT IF YOU DISAGREE AND MAKE ME LOOK STUPID IM CALLING MISOGYNY

*gets handed the keys to sbnation's offices*

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 19 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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so they'll call BS interference calls

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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Ghost

Go on FTF and say that the Sharks are "checking the Oil of these sissy girls in white".

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Killed

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Whats wrong with saying that?

I'll do that. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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FTF run by the politically correct police?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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wait

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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is that actually irbe in that picture?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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karsten

I don't think you are allowed to say girls are not tough. So therefore mixing the word sissy with girl is wrong. Just try it and see =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Yes it is sharzfan

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Um

Thats ridiculous. People dont understand hockey trash talk

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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When was the last time during the playoffs where we could kick back in the 3rd period and relax?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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its not ridiculous

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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I'm going to do this

You guys better rec my comment

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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its just not being a dick imho

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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lol okay karsten

send the link

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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REC MY COMMENT

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Another PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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How do I link a comment?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Hopefully Timorous Me or Pug! is observing

They will say something back to you.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Lmao TMac must be having an aneurysm

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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The button to the left of the picture thingy

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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http://www.fearthefin.com/2017/4/18/15349092/sharks-vs-oilers-game-4-lines-gamethread-and-where-to-watch#424589803

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Schlemko!!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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this 2nd unit is fantasic

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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REC MY COMMENT

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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Karsten if that doesn't work

Calling the Kings "The Queens" during the daytime hours always works lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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You guys have not rec'd my comment

Sad!

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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This is definitely a "get off the schneide" game tonight

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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Hertl with the Apple

Nice work on the blue line Tomas, new QB for the PP?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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I rec'd Karsten

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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We want 8!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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"We want 8!"

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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How I feel about this game:

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Karsten

Did your comment get the axe?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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ahh nope

I just lost track of it : (

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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I promise I'm watching

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 19 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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I'm just entertaining company

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 19 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Sexy company

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 19 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Not that I've seen

Calling the Kings "Queens" is a no-no? 

 

Fucking social justice language police. Fuck em. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Thanks SJST

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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oh trust me Karsten

There have been many range threads on that subject

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Jake

am I not sexy company? I am triggered

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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So much for that .98 GAA

For Talbot haha

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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4 on 4

Too many men, LOL

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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ROFL @ SJSTFan

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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these we want 8 chants are glorious

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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I love our fans

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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This is the greatest Sharks playoff game ever

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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7-0!!!!!!

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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this period went quick

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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good

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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i want to sleep now

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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This is a good confidence building game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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great confidence builder

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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I can't wait for this page to update in a few hours from now

http://sjsharktank.com/statistics.php

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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Amazing win. Lets do this again please.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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WIN!!!!!!!

Shutout for Jones!  Fucking awesome game!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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More of that on Thursday, please!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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This one's for sharkzfan

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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LITTLE LATE BUT I GOTCHA KARSTEN

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 19 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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LITTLE LATE BUT I GOTCHA KARSTEN

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 19 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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Jerry Rice needs to open the doors for now on

We get TD's for goals when he does

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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THANK YOU

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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AND YES ON THE JERRY RICE

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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The Sharks didnt catch up with goals to my beers

But I'm still happy. Hell of a game. Do this again please. Lots. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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I concur!

I like your optimism on FTF btw. That place is a bitchfest after a loss. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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The worst

Again, having played a lot of hockey in my life I have learned first hand that it isnt over till its over. Its a cliche but its true. I cant stand the people who jump ship at the first sign of trouble; worst kind of fans. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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That was fun (whatever I caught of it, anyway). Hopefully they can keep it up for four rounds!

 

Clearly the solution is for me to not post on here that much after the game starts.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 19 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Bockerz

You are always welcome here. There is no such thing as bad mojo here

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 19 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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SACRILEDGE

MOJO IS VERY REAL. 

 

In fact, you just spread bad mojo. 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 19 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Amazing game. Cant wait to see something like this again.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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Hopefully its not a long wait.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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GUYS GUYS. I MADE THE MERC !!!!!! GOLG FOR PREZ

http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/04/18/twitter-roasts-oilers-goalie-cam-talbot-for-leaky-play-in-game-4/

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Apr 19 2017 | 02:22 AM    

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Grade A tweet my friend

I sent that to my hockey team's group chat (a large % of which are Oiler fans)

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 19 2017 | 02:50 AM    

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