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PLAYOFF GAME 2 GDT

WreckTheRigFanboy   14 April 2017

Ah what a great 48 hours. The Sharks handled the Oilers, me and SJSTFan successfully riled up the Oilers and Sharks fanbases in this YouTube comment section and it's now preparation time for GAME MOTHERFLIPPIN 2!!! PREPARE YOURSELVES


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480 Comments:

Go Sharks!!

Keep up the play from last game!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 09:52 PM    

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3rd period MIN-STL just started

So, I'm guessing the start of the Sharks game will be delayed.  Also the game is tied, so OT is possible

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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Jumbo out again tonight

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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whoop whoop

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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go sharks!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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Per Curtis Pashelka, the lines tonight are:

68-39-8

36-48-89

27-12-42

20-50-28

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Can I humbly request period by period threads?

The site was really dragging ass thru the 3rd period during game 1

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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Getting held over so won't be watching the game live for the start.

Hopefully I'll be able to catch up and post here in the 2nd/3rd 

 

If not here's the obligatory Ric Flair Mojo GIF from me tonight

 

BotswanaStrong

 

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 14 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Rangers v Habs OT is crazy

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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I'm amazed someone hasn't scored yet

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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And MTL just did

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Patches had a monster entry and shift for the win

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Good for the Habs - I want to see that series get stretched.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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Now if someone will score in Minny before the Sharks start, that would be good

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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Okay folks, drinks are your drinks ready?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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No, badge, I'm hustling to prepare coffee thi

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Tho

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Irish coffee?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Now as for the Blues and Wild, I want Saint Louis to win because they could actually give the Hawks some resistance.

Not like the garbage Minnesota always pulls

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Well, the Hawks need to get past NSH still

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Normal coffee

It's my mojo right now

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Beer on deck tho

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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they are saying puck drop at 7:45

think that will be true?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Preds ain't gonna do nothing to them Surf

Watch, Hawks come back and kick ass tomorrow, take Game 3, Preds respond in a tight game 4, then Hawks turn it on again and win Game 5 and 6. You watch. I've seen this team always catch a break, especially in Games 4-7

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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so, does CGY have a chance against the Ducks?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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I would not count the flames out yet

They took 7 fucking penalties last game. Fix that and it's a competitive series.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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The Preds depend on Rinne.

If they get Vezina Rinne, then they have a chance.  Otherwise, I agree, the Hawks will win

 

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Same anthem singers as last time

LAME

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Do you have a feed?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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I does

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Do you have one that I could get?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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any good streams to share?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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I got a youtube for the cbc feed that is ok

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Lets go Sharks

Shut these annoying Oilers down please

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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STL just scored. So maybe not OT

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Yes, one sec

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Keep it secret, keep it safe

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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i'm delayed, got the guitar goof just finishing now

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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LOtR quote

that rings true

 

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Go SHARKS!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Thanks, Jakebot!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Fucking go boys!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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I need Randy calling it!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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What's up guys?!

Let's Go Sharks!!!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Don't share the link beyond our group is all I ask

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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CAWS!

Coffee and playoff hockey!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Roger, that

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Haley still scratched makes me happy

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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I missed you guys

Let's fuck this rig up!!!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Any clue what they are chanting?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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LGS!!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Cheers, Jakebot

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Guys, our 4th line can hold the McDavid line to no shot attempts apparently?

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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That makes me erect

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Not that I think we should maintain it as a strategy

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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That's a slash now?

Pussy league

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Come the fuck on

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Bakes isn't digging the call either

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Good to know we have some solid refs tonight

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Make up call for last night's perceived softies?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Nice save Jones

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Good attentive save

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Game on NBCSN

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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good stop JOnes

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Nerds

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Jones

Looks solid with the rebound control

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Justin

NERD!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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More of this Joner!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Killed

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Good God Spumoni!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Giving me a fit

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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So still no jumbo eh

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Not yet Clock

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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No who Joe!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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No show Joe!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Smash Mouth!

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Wtb edit feature Kurt

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Hell yeah, but don't count on the music staying good badge

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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I'm all in favor of giving Jumbo an extra couple of days off

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Isn't that Logans new name?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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No edit feature =

More comments

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Agree with Surf, us winning means more rest for Jumbo

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Inflated numbers lol

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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If smash mouth is supposed to be good.....

I'm scared to hear what's bad

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Blues win again!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Nickleback?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Justin

Smash Mouth is the greatest band of our generation

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Joner looks pretty solid to start tonight

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Jones looking strong early

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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I'm no longer talking to you kurt

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Joner

Looking strong tonight =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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U ain't slick Kurt

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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I c u

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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That was a launch

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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that fast a fast turnaround by us there

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Not a good time to miss a shot

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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About 25 Oilers on the ice there

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Interference!

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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WTF

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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"all we want is consistency"

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Oil fans might literally all be the worst kind of hockey fan

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Hey, they can hit all they want.

That slows the game down, which helps the Sharks

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Nope that's flyer fans

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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I just wanna see McDavid lit up once

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Boston is up there too

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Like vintage Burns ass parade

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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I also see a severe lack of cat gifs

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Kassian got kind of lucky with that hit though

If he leaves his feet, which he was close to doing, he could've easily got a Shana-ban 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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So the Sharks are going to just take the hits?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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not do anything back?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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at least finish some checks

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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its the goddamn playoffs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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don't let the other team off so easily

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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maybe they are just trying to get the PP

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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i mean the refs are open season on hits tonight

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Time to wreck the rig

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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so might as well finish some checks

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Overall, I like our game so far

taking the penalty wasn't ideal but if the Oilers want to keep chasing us around looking for hits all night, by all means, let them. I think it's gonna work to our advantage

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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I'm not late

Evening fellas

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 14 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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I mean by all means tempt them into penalties

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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I agree, if that is how its being called

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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TV timeout is good. Hit the reset button and get some o zone time

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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You have to be cautious with finishing checks

because that can easily lead to a breakaway the other way

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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But like how Meier's hits and forecheck energized the team yesterday, need someone else to do it too

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Gopher boi!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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What's up

Jake?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 14 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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I got coffee and had a ton of free chicken for din din

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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I won a Facebook contest for a local kitchen

Very bougie and hip

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Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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THEY'RE JUST LETTING THEM WALK AROUND THE OFFENSIVE ZONE EASILY

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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DO SOMETHING

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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MY GOODNESS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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1st periods, not so good in this series so far

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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atta boy meier

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Free chicken is good.

Man this site works poorly on my phone

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 14 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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WAY TO DRAW THAT PENALTY

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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PP

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Two minutes for being a total cock

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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I'm really learning to hate Kassian

And his stupid goddamn facial hair. 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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NEED SOME MOJO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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STOP DUMPING IT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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jesus

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Not a good PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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should a PP remind me of an impotence commercial?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Oh wait, you said Mojo

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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goodness

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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this is bad

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

oilers just outworking and want it more

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

We got this

Last time we were down 2-0 at this point

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

Sharkz

Calm the fuck down

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

I think this game has gone better than Wednesday

But still, the Oilers have looked to the better team for longer periods of time. I keep thinking they're gonna rise to the top eventually.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

NO I WANT TO BE UP 99-0 BY NOW

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

GOD JAKE LET ME BE

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(4)

ALL CAPS RAGE

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

This feels like game 1

Minus Edmonton scoring 2 goals already. Not sure if that's a good thing.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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God dammit, I hate my fucking streamer's music

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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but it hasn't been a good period, just need to get some momentum in our direction

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:15 PM    

(0)

Great stream, private, stable

but the worst fucking music choices ever

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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They were expected to come out strong after the last game

The longer we keep them at bay, the more things flip our way

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:15 PM    

(0)

I miss Randy

im watching on the national broadcast and they have Canadian announcers

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:16 PM    

(0)

a nice late period flurry would be great

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:16 PM    

(0)

just like last game

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:16 PM    

(0)

Want that stream link CAWS?

Good stream, just shite music

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:16 PM    

(0)

I'll take the 0-0 at this point

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:16 PM    

(2)

WTF are you doing McDavid

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:17 PM    

(0)

AND THEY LOST THE FACEOFF HAHAHAHAHA McBUST

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:17 PM    

(0)

PP Time

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(0)

If I stream it on my phone, I can't comment

I'd rather talk to you guys though. So, thanks Jake but I think I'll just muddle through this broadcast

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(0)

lol what a stupid penalty

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(0)

what a bunch of meatheads

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(2)

Maroon just went apeshit on Pickles

for no apparent reason

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

CAWS, try and get the KFox app running in the background?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

I've always wanted the Capitals to come out with a series of combination locks

I really feel like it's a missed opportunity.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

Yea that was pretty dumb

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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wow these powerplay entries have been pretty poor

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

That last .5 seconds

Was decent

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(1)

I'll probably do that for period 2

thanks Jake

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

Its okay guys, it takes a period before we find our legs

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

i wonder what steve spott does

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

does he look at our PP film and be like

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

"yup, that's ok"

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(3)

Takes up space?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

We're in a better position at this point than we were in game 1

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(1)

All things being equal,

I'm OK with that period.  Weathered the storm.  And the Oilers are starting to do stupid things.  Need to get some momentum in the offensive end in the 2nd.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

Agreed with these two

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:22 PM    

(0)

yep, 0-0 after one is fine

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:23 PM    

(0)

That Kassian hit might warrant a phone call from the league

Looked a lot like targetting the head to me

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

thought it targeted the head too

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

Soooo uhhhhh

Fuck Sundstrom?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

eh, dillon was bent over

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

The best players need to be on the 1st power play

Time to move Hertl up to the first unit

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

knowing the nhl, that means "HUH, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?"

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

Agreed. It screamed headhunting, Raffi Torres style

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(1)

Burns should carry the puck into the zone himself on the powerplay, the way Dan Boyle used to

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

The Oilers are a strange team to me

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

they get into the playoffs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

then turn into a bunch of massive douchebags

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

they literally have a reputation of playoff headhunting

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

didn't see the hit, was bad? phone call or suspension bad?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

@sharkzfan

Their veteran forward is Milan Lucic, you know he is chirpin the boys up and getting them going

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

not gonna lie, the first time torres got hurt after our series, i was kinda happy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(1)

after taking out michalek and trying to jump and hit jumbo in the head

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(1)

and that's probably the only time i've felt happy about someone getting hurt

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

ughhhhh

I am so ready for Timo to break out into the stud he is

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

I just saw a quick highlight of calvert going criminal early

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

I feel like I have bunch of bad takes today

I need a Sharks goal to get over this withdrawal.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

ealier*

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

yo that calvert stuff was f'd up

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

Looks like

Columbus is taking dirty shots too

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

that should be a 3 game suspension

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

didn't see it all or the whole highlight but it looked beyond fucked up

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

Jackets got to be frustrated

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

like wtf, breaking your stick on someone's neck

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

Link to the Calvert stuff?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

and then two hands to the face?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/853063314347307008

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

That Pitt player

Just coasting through center ice, 100 feet away from the play, BAM stick to the neck

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

sharkzfan

You can post links with the link button next to the picture button

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

YIKES

ummmm could you at least do that to Crosby? (Yes, I know that's in poor taste)

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

I feel the need

for many Sharks GPALZ in the 2nd period

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

Image result for cat tackle baby gif

 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(1)

I concur

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

Sharks PP to start the second mojo...

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

ward and donskoi need to be put on waivers!!! ;)

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

Kevin Kurz has the mic presence of your lame ass dad

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

Cats tackle babies mojo!

Who's with me?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

sjst, i don't feel like hitting more buttons

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

since i'm already pushing your guys' buttons

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

Randy almost said something interesting with that open mic

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

YEAH FUCK WARD AND DONSKOI

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

AND FUCK THIS POWER PLAY

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

uh, what else did we say last game?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

oh right, i need to post some gifs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

GIF TIME

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

Marlow SUCKS!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

WARD SUCKS!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(0)

JONES IS SOFT

S-A-W-F-T SAWWWWWWWWWFT

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(0)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(3)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(2)

smoke 'em, Sharkies!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(0)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(1)

Let's score boys!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

Image result for cat tackle baby gif

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

OK, let's do something with this PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

Take it you bitch ass Oilers!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

Crap!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Fuck this

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Great job boys!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Lazy, lazy, lazy

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Oh for fucks sake

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

That would happen to us on the PP

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

ok, am i justified now?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

that was bad

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

And of course it's Kassian

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

So more SOG by EDM on this Sharks PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

Not only does Paul Martin lose the puck

He then doesn't cover the guy skating away for the breakaway

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

ok, can we keep the puck now

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

well, the PP just got worse

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

COME THE FUCK ON

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

FUJCK

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

OMFG NO

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(0)

ugly, pavs

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(0)

wow you guys are delayed

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(0)

you scared me

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(0)

FUCK!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

TEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

COOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

Time for beer

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

lmao you guys

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

COOOOOOOOCH

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

But seriously, time to play sharks

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

i hate you all

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:44 PM    

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need momentum in some way

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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We good guys, we good

Let's get some shots and turn this around a bit.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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C'mon guys

Don't pricktease me like that, thinking someone has an earlier feed than me

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Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 14 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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We can get momentum

If we can keep the Oilers from going on the PK

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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you guys got me there

I must say, i"ve been away too long

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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=P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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Works every time

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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So, we are about at the same place we were

at this time last game

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:46 PM    

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PLEase score on this PP...

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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put that 2nd PP out

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Another stupid EDM penalty

So PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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1st one is utter shit

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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did maroon jump there?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Fuck

Only logical outcome is 0-2 after this PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:47 PM    

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Lets improve on the PP

by not letting the Oilers score a short handed goal

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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Just when the Sharks were starting to get a bit going

Powerplay

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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Wow maroon, definitely an ex duck

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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what a maroon

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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2nd unit please

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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and fire Spott tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Well Jones moving more than 2 inches would help

You know try and stop the shot

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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In all seriousness though, lets get a goal and quiet this arena down

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 14 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Jones has never really been good on breakaways

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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He moves less than Niemi

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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How did we let the loser 44 score on us

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 14 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Okay, the thread is getting slow again

can we get a new one at the halfway point?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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Okay, the thread is getting slow again

can we get a new one at the halfway point?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:50 PM    

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sure

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Why do we give up so many chances on the PP

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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Too many passes just shoot tyou fucks

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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What are we now

1 for 9 ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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WHAT THE HELL

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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If this PP doesn't improve, we're gonna make it really tough on ourselves to win the series

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 14 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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they never see that guy coming out of the bo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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*box

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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happened last game and we got bailed out by a broken stick

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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A lot of passes near the blue line

equals breakaways the other way

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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How are we letting goons look like McJesus?

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 14 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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How the hell do we get more energy?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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We need something, and the PP is only helping Edmonton

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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Score a goal

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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we seem to play better when we are down by 2

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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If Couture could not lose the puck that would help

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 14 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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Oilers can do whatever they want against us

We won't score on them on the PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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We have 1 SOG thru 10 min

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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goodness

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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1 SOG with PP time

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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1st line looks like ass tonight

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 14 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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2 PPs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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 Image result for cat tackle baby gif

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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Based on my eye test

The Oilers are really aggressive in taking away the boards when the Sharks break out. And since the Sharks aren't sending anyone to support the puck, we're not getting far in the neutral zone.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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let's go sharks, get some pucks to the net!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 14 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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PP Time

Maybe get a shot on goal this time

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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Fuck

We were starting to get momentum again

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Fuck Nurse

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 14 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Another 2 minutes we won't score

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 14 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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I am getting a ton of input lag

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 14 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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PLZ PP

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 14 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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How put Kassian's stats to 99 today for real?

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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WHAT THE FUCK

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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THAT SHOULD BE A 5 ON 3

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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this team sucks right now

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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Fire Steve Spott.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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2 SOG for the period with 3 PPs

That is bad

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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Need Haley to fight off the goonery

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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I've had enough.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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Someone find PDB at the grocery store and follow him around until he agrees to try different shit on the PP

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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How is that not a penalty he jumped right at his jaw?

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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EDM feels like they can do anything they want

since the Sharks aren't taking advantage of all the penalties

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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IT'S A PLAYOFF GAME

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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I'm starting to get frustrated

c'mon guys, play our game. We're letting the Oilers dictate the game to us right now

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 15 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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SHOW SOME HEART

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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this looks just like the team on that stupid ass losing streak

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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not looking so hot

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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The fact that Zach Kassian is playing better than McDavid is a red flag in it's own

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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We are just getting man handled out there

They will keep hitting us like this now too, since they know we can't score on our pp

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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So Kassian has had 2 hits that should be suspendable

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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starting to look like we're going back to SJ 1-1

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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support the puck, make quicker decisions

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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^this

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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Lots of time left, we got this

We are doing a decent job weathering the storm...Just need to start winning some more puck battles and getting some shots through

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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quick passes like last game

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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and just keep moving

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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very predictable right now, that's all it is

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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mix it up

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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Leaving your skates for a body check

Not a legal hit, but these guys on the TV think it is the best thing ever.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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Give him the Draymond Green treatment

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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We just tripled our shot output!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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my goodness!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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Kassian is apparently the Oilers replacement for Torres

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 15 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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He took McDavid's mojo

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:06 AM    

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talbot is so bored, he's having trouble with the puck now

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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Talbot is average at the very best

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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Why are we playing so soft?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:10 AM    

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this is not fun to watch

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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Yeah, I'm out after this period

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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Shitty offside call

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 15 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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lmao 1st scoring chance in the period came with 22 seconds left

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Well at least im getting laid tonight?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Welp cheers to an intermission of Kassian dick stroking

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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wtf

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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at least you have that to fall back on

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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lucky

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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shityy offside, but we probably wouldn't have done anything anyway

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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The bad news, the Sharks are getting badly outplayed

The good news, it is only 1-0

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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at least they are still in this

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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good chance for melkman there

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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The worst news is we have to listen about the "Zack-Attack" until the third and I bet they won't talk about the dirty hits.

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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The Sharks will not win this game

If the refs keep giving us all these powerplays

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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need better decisions with the puck, quicker passes, support and getting shots through

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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@SJST lol

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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Refs call a 5 on 3 GG Sharks

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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All season long, we've complained about how bad the PP has been

The coaching staff has done nothing to fix it.  That may well cost us this game.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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Guys, let's take a breather

 

It's only 1-0 and there is 20 minutes left; we got this.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 15 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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yeah, not playing well but Jones have kept them in

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Talbot is shaky

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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or is it shakey?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Pavelski forgot how to shoot is basically Game 2 in a nutshell right now

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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idk, but he is beatable

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Could we get a new thread Kurt? I can barely post post now

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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overflow!!

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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I kinda wish we dressed Haley tonight...

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 15 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Same

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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so, will kassian be getting a call from the league?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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Of course not

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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Considering how bad they are circle jerking his comeback story probably not.

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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But if someone sneezed at McJesus, it would be a 20 game suspension

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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^

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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okay, SJ, wakey wakey

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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Jones has done his share, get him a couple goals here

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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If leaving your feet and aiming for the jaw of a player that needs a facecage with alot of shit in his mouth isnt worth a supsension I don't know what is

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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yeah that was a full on charge, leaving his feet to target the head

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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dirty

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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can we get a new thread for the 3rd?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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Honsetly should have been ejected

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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That was a decent shift

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Not ejected,worth a penalty for sure

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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does Kassian have a history?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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So, that is interference?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Joner!

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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Killed

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Subban

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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I think Tierney gets the next one

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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They better call that

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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2 or 4?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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PP Time

Lets do something for once

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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2 mIn

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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Come on, at least got some chances here

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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PLZ PP

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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Who'se banking on the McLellan parking the bus?

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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Guys?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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Sigh!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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well oiled machine, that PP is

(see what I did there?)

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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The only thing that the Sharks should be doing tomorrow

is PP practice

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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or firing their PP coach

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Yet another PP

For the love of god, do something with this!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Jones better get ready for another PP

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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2 fucking SHG!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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Well, at least we won 1 game in EDM

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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Shit! stop giving us PPs

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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Do coaches bag skate in the playoffs?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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EDM all but handed this game to the Sharks

with all of their penalties and the Sharks choked this away

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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Seriously, 2 shorties is completely fucking ridiculous

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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Ugh

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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Pete, this is what happens when you ignore a problem

all season long

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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ESPECIALLY WHEN THOSE ARE THE ONLY GOALS ALL GAME

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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-2 for 6 on the PP, huh?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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smh

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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By that logic let's pull Jones now and we'll score

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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The Sharks should hang their heads in shame

for this PP performance

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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And now a PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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TFW you have to do the sponsored segments for the other team's goals

McDavid gets the Jeep shot of the game

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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SHG let's go

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Survived that PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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The rest of the Sharks should apologize to Jones

He's done about everything he could to keep this close

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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such a PK

very wow

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Maybe the Sharks could score just to have something positive to say about this game

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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should I just go to bed?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Shutout by Talbot in playoffs just sounds wrong

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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Jones was the best shark

And yet, I am still not thrilled about the shorties he gave up

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Certainly the first one could have been better

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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15 fucking sog

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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with 6 PPs

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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We need Noris Burns back

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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3 fucking SOG in the 3rd

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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funny cuz Norris Burns is nullified with any amount of pressure

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 15 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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So a crosscheck to the face isn't a penalty

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Wtf was that

Posted by: GetMelkedOn  Apr 15 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Well,

I picked the Sharks to win in 6....which means Edmonton was going to win twice. Wasn't meant to be tonight...they seemed to want it more. I feel good about our chances in SJ though. Go Sharks!

"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!

Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad  Apr 15 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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A fitting conclusion to a fucked up game

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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Welp, flush this one down the toilet

and hope the Sharks get their heads screwed on straight for Sunday

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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I bet we se Jumbo on Sunday

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 15 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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Yep

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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See you all on Sunday

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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reset and figure it out for sunday

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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see you all then

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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night

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 15 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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Time to just roll normal lines for the PP

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 15 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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Couple of points

First, game was 0-0 even strength and on the penalty kill - our powerplay really killed us. Fix that and its a different ball game.

 

Second, is it just me or is Captain America looking sluggish as hell out there? He needs to step it up a bit.

 

We need more shots and less cycle.

 

Oilers take dumb penalties, so lets keep getting under their skin and hopefully we can fix our PP.

 

See you all Sunday.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 15 2017 | 02:14 AM    

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