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GAME 1 PLAYOFF GDT

FANOFAPLAYOFFTEAM   12 April 2017

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING PLAYOFF TIME BABY. GET LOUD, GET PROUD, AND LETS SHOW THE OILERS WHAT PLAYOFF HOCKEY LOOKS LIKE


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FIRST!!!!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 09:44 PM    

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Oil fire!!! Here we go!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:44 PM    

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Time to brew a coffee and get fucking lit

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 09:44 PM    

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Excitement building to massively all day

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:45 PM    

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fuck yeah JakeBot

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:45 PM    

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have you been watching any other games? I have not

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:46 PM    

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*HYPE INTENSIFIES*

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 09:49 PM    

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No Jumbo tonight

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 09:50 PM    

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Per Curtis Pashelka, the lines tonight are:

Karlsson-Couture-Pavelski

Hansen-Hertl-Boedker

Donskoi-Marleau-Ward

Sorensen-Tierney-Meier

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 09:50 PM    

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hey surf

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:51 PM    

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Howdy!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 09:51 PM    

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Labanc should be in

Just my humble opinion.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 09:51 PM    

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Canada 0-2 so far tonight

Hopefully the Sharks can make it 0-3

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 09:51 PM    

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hmmm ok

thats fine. maybe switch pavs and marleau? and/or Meier with Ward? but no Haley so that is good. 

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:52 PM    

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no joe but cooch, kinda figure that was what would happen so good boost down the middle

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:52 PM    

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maybe labanc for donskoi? donkey hasn't been anything to call home and tell mom about so I would be fine with labanc taking him out

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 09:53 PM    

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Need to win one of the first 2 in EDM

I'd prefer that the Sharks win tonight, just to put some seeds of doubt in the Oilers heads

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 09:54 PM    

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The one clear advantage we have over EDM is

playoff experience.  Need to make use of that to get into the heads of the Oiler younger guys

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 09:56 PM    

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ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS

LEEROYYYYYYYYYY mmmJENNNNKINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 09:56 PM    

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Still 10 minutes to go in the PIT-CBJ game

so I guess the Sharks game will be delayed to about 7:15

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 09:57 PM    

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Damn Penguins

First the cup, now this!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 09:58 PM    

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I'm so excited guys. I expect nothing but wonderfulness from this team.

 

They've never proved me wrong!!! frown

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:00 PM    

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The Sharks will need to survive the first period

because the Oil and the crowd will be really into their first playoff game in a decade.  So, if they can survive the storm, then they can get the crowd out of the game.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:00 PM    

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This is a weird playoffs already. Oilers and Leafs in. MAF playing wonderfully.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:01 PM    

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OK Coffee is poured!

SUMMONING COFFEE PLAYOFF MOJO

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:02 PM    

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Can the game start already

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:03 PM    

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Coffee

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:04 PM    

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Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:05 PM    

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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:05 PM    

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IT'S FUCKING TIME

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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WEARING ALL MY SHARKS STUFF

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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SHIRSEY, JERSEY, SHARKS HAT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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WOOOOOO

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:06 PM    

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As expected, game start now 7:15

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:07 PM    

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Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:07 PM    

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I fully expect CBJ to take this to OT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:07 PM    

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And it will go to 2OT

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:08 PM    

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Because it always happens when the Sharks play after one of these teams

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:08 PM    

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Also, lots of whistles

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:08 PM    

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Hey Boys,

Unfortuantley working the graveyard shift tonight so won't be commenting but think I've decided to bring back the Ric Flair Mojo (Sharkz beat me to it haha) So have a drink for me and here's to a 4 game sweep!

 

 

#BreakTheLine #WreckTheRig

 

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 12 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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And lots of commercials

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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This Pens/BJs game is just 60 minutes of icings...

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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I will drink for you!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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With whatever crap I have in my fridge

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:09 PM    

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^

This Guy Fucks! Cheers!!

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 12 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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RIC FLAIR MOJO TOO

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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SEEK AND DESTROY MOFOS

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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IM BLASTING THAT RIGHT NOW

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

I CAN BARELY BREATHE IM SO PUMPED

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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First playoff game Jumbo has missed as a Shark

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:12 PM    

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HYPE

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:12 PM    

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Hhahaa they're playing hte Power Rangers theme in Pittsburgh.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:12 PM    

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!!!!!!!!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:12 PM    

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I see Kurt never fixed the video issue

BASTARD

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:13 PM    

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Oh well

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:13 PM    

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If we get enough comments

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:13 PM    

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No one will notice it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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Remember guys

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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The goal is 1000 tonight

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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so we have our work cut out

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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Comment early, comment often

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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yezzir

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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Did Murray get hurt?

Or just suck it up?

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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Game going to start on NHL Network

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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Murray hurt himself in warmups

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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Camera gaff on finding the anthem singer

LOL

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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Here we go

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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Who are these commentators

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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and why didn't they get Randy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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Goddamnit, it's still not on the NBC sports app

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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Check McJesus into the boards as much as possible

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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Those orange jerseys

ugly af

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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TMac has a losing record in the playoffs

gross

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:16 PM    

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I lied wooooooooooooo I see the game

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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Orange is a horrible color in the crowd, my goodness.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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Can we thank the hockey gods for Haley?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Oilers made orange their permanent home jerseys

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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WHERE ARE RANDY AND DREW? THIS IS THE FUCKING D-TEAM.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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My goodness

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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@SJST, told you orange was awful

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Bockz

I have a SJ feed if you want

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Where

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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EDM is dropping the blue next year and going with orange for their home games

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Who's doing it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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Not sure how late I'll stay up for this

But hopefully we can give a good fight

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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Jk found it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:19 PM    

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Where did you find it? I'm still at work so can't watch it here, but maybe once I get home.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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My secret stream society

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:20 PM    

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hmu when you need it

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Ah yes.

The famous secret stream.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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The double secret stream

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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#FUCKGARYBETTMAN

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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#CrushtheOrange

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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Its such an awful orange too

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Aw shit

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Crap!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Shit.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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Fuck

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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ahhhh great, how far ahead are you guys

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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oh that far

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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LOL

they're getting dominated, so they get the first goal. Fucking stupid.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 12 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Weak goal

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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come on jones

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Yep

weak on Jones

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Got that out of their system

Now need to get a Sharks goal

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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Did look like one Jones should've had.

Oilers picking up the pace now. Not good for San Jose.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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Sharks gotta play through the physicality

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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Move the puck quick

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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Game 1 last year started just like this

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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Not worried yet

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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PP Time

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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Hopefully, the Sharks can show something new on the PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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You are too far ahead sir

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Just need to weather the storm

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Don't get your hopes up

Sharks haven't scored yet on the PP

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Get yer PPs out!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:27 PM    

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Can this really be a mirror image of last year?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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So when exactly should we panic?

Losing both in Edmonton?

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Aside from that weakish goal

I say we're doing fine. Couture is looking solid out there. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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pavelski tied it and shut the crowd up

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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So far so good

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Oilers obviously excited out of the gate, we just need to play our game

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:28 PM    

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Ping!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Damn Teeth hit the post

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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FUCK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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that was close

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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Tierney could be hurt

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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done with coffee

time for beer

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:34 PM    

(3)

Was Dillon just giving the puck to Edmonton there?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

(1)

He didn't even try to skate to it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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He made Pavs get it, and he was behind the forechecker

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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That was so strange

Get your shit together boys

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Yes

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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PP, apparently

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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ANOTHER PP

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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COME ON

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:35 PM    

(0)

PP

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Well this is still broken

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Still using the boards and getting pinned

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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What the hell are we watching here

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Only bad things

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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STOP USING THE BOARDS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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ITS NOT GOING TO WORK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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KEEP IT ON YOUR STICKS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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We just love the cycle apparently

And board battles. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Ok, what did I miss?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Ok, I know hitting is overrated

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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But can we please respond in some way?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Get some energy?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Oilers are throwing lots of late hits

We need to reciprocate. Get Haley out there STAT

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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PK

Ugh.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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What a GARBAGE make up call

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Time for a SHG

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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lmao

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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I could be down for a shorty

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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BS call

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

(1)

I'd be down for just killing this

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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WTF

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Don't give up a goal here

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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EDM has not played very well

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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In case you guys all forget how bad playoff reffing

Exhibit A

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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If that sharks play like they have for the past month, EDM doesn't need to play very well

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Welp

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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It would be Lucic

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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welp

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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LOOK HOW THEY DON'T USE THE BOARDS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Aaahhh Shit.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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IT'S ALL TAPE TO TAPE

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Thanks stripes

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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FUCKING DO THAT SHARKS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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man, we gotta fire steve spott

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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if the reffing is bad

take out the refs, I like it

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Yup my original theory of Oilers in 6 looks pretty good right now.

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Oh hush, its early yet

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Nice hit Hertl

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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More of those please

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Another PP

Not that this will matter

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Please don't use the boards

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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no more pps

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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please

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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depressing shit

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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im begging at this point

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Dude, it's been on the wall since mid March

We're slow and predictable 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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See? Didn't use the boards

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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got a chance

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Not the start I wanted to see

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Well.

That was a rather depressing first period.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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I swear early in the season I heard a few people say

EDM would make the playoffs and are good enough to win a round, I just didn't 't think it would be against us

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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I'll probably head off by the 3rd if things keep up like this

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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We did okay on the shot count

Need to tighten up defensively a bit and get some more jump. Its not all bad guys. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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well special teams and goaltending is the difference here

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Remember how we were 9 points in the lead at the beginning of March?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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not an ideal start, eh?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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jones gives up a softie, sharks 0-2 on pp then give up a pp...damnit

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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They need to take Ward off Patty's line

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Not a horrible start either. Its an away game - just need to steal 1 in Edm.

Lots of hockey left

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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You're handcuffing that 3rd line

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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switch ward with meier?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Sure

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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No, Sorensen

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Is it my computer or is this site really slow?

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Sorensen is a little more responsible

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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What was with Jake's tweet here

https://twitter.com/fearthefin/status/852333025857871872

 

Supply your own puke bags? WTF does that mean (I'm reading that as snark). 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Or put Patty on the 1st line, and move Karlsson down

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Barf bags

from nerves

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Puke bags when you get nervous

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Ah

I thought there was something about the lines he hated

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Come on Sharks!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Need a change in mojo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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I might go back to my old jersey

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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damn that couture off the post would have been niiiiiiiiiiiice

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Ok, but consensus is that we need to fire Steve Spott?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 10:58 PM    

(1)

Here here

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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And put Haley on first line

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Is Spott the PP coach?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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i think you are spott on jbot hehehe

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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*Sips beer*

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Goes to get beer

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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positives from that period?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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burns didn't shoot someone in the face?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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no injuries?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Tierney got hurt

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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It's over

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Also

Braun avoided a block attempt, I guess him getting benched due to injury isn't quite healed yet

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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oh shit

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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Tierney is still playing

Just with a giant bruise or worse now!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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the period, that is

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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There's a lot of guys hurt

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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well at least the oil have blown some leads, i recall recently to LA blowing a 2 goal lead in the third

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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I'm pretty sure Donskoi is still fighting through something

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Vlasic is not 100%

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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We all know that the Sharks are not 100%

We need some of the young guys to step up

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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labanc in for donskoi? i'm for it

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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maybe it is playoff hangover

and from the world cup too

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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maybe it is playoff hangover

and from the world cup too

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Positives for the period?

We matched Edmonton in shots. Last time we played them we were outshot badly due to Edm blocking a LOT of shots. So thats good. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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The definition of the Sharks PP is

is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/alberteins133991.html

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Donskoi and Ward

Are beyong useless now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Also the definition of insanity

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:06 PM    

(0)

I got ya Surf

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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WTF is with the Donskoi and Ward hate

Both are good playoff performers - ease up fellas. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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I'm just going by what I see karsten11

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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i give Ward a leash, he gets hot, adds some size and grind

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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if donskoi isn't involved in scoring...not as much there, so i would go labanc over donskoi and keep ward in

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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ideal a ward-tierney-karlson/sorenson 4th

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Just saying, the other West game on right now is everything we wish this one would be

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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You and I are seeing different things I guess

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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The Wild game has been pretty crazy

The last few minutes.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Another first period plus: Couture is looking good

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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ok, round 2 start on the pp

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:10 PM    

(0)

Maybe PP was rebooted in the intermission

Lets hope. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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I'll give that Kar

You refuse to see the negative. 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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I've played enough hockey to know

That all its takes is one good shift for a game to be upended. Its why we shouldnt despair, especially so early. Also one of the reasons why I love hockey so much. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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WARDO!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

Gpalz?

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Wardo!

#Washedup

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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ATTA BOY WARDO IN FRONT OF THE NET

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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PARK THAT BIG BUS RIGHT IN FRONT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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UM, WHAT WERE WE JUST SAYING ABOUT WARD?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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GPALZ!!!!

I'm gonna talk more shit about him now!!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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HUH

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

I TOLD YOU SO

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT WARDO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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ITS WORKING

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Amazing what happens when you get people down near the net

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(1)

YAAAAAAAAAAS

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(1)

WARD AND DONSKOI SUCK ASS!!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(1)

WHO GOT THE ASSIST? DONSKOI

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(1)

RIGBY!

WARDO!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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TOLD YOU SO

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(1)

FUCK WARD AND DONSKOI

THEY SUCK ASS!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(3)

THEY SUCk

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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ward and donkey must read this shit in the intermission!!!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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BENCH THEM

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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LOL

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Marlow sucks!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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(come on Patty!)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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gutless patrick

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Burns, shoot the fucking puck

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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OMFG BURNS

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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No we rolling boys and girls, no we rolling

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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Now*

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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lol

I actually don't mind that. Burns made some good moves and Talbot was up to the task, it isn't like Burns never got the shot off. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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yeah, that's fine

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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damn burns

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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He was smart to wait - only chance he had to score there

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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just hit him!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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don't stick check him!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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OMG these penalties

fml

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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No tripping

Please

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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oh boy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Kill it off and send Burns on a breakaway coming out of the box

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(1)

don't give them the momentum back

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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It's pull drag

not push slide asshole. Who are these announcers?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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switch to randy and jamie SJST

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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I will next commercial break

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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NBC Sports' D-team

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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its weird watching a functioning powerplay

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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seems so simple, yet so elusive for SJ

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Was Ward's goal a PP goal?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Yes

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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^

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Good PK here

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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Good kill

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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So 1 for 4 tonight? Thats an improvement

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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Sharks starting to get their feet back in this game?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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CAT MOJO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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They're playing with energy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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It's not surprising

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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WTF

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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PENALTY FOR WHAT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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WTF ARE THESE REFS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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wut?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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Against the Sharks?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:22 PM    

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I'm confused

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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Slashing on Melker

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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Did the NCAA Basketball Refs get hired for this game?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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Melker got slashed or slashed someone?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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Either way, phantom calls

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:23 PM    

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I thought they called fewer penalties in the playoffs

not more

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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EDM with late hits all game

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:24 PM    

(1)

These PP's are getting to NFL levels of BS

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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but they're calling this ticky tacky shit

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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I'm a Ref

I'm important!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:24 PM    

(1)

i thought penalties didn't happen in post season?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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Didnt Crosby do that and break someones fingers

And got away with no penalty?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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hudson bay rules?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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wtf?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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Late hits and elbows fine

Lame love taps not - good to know. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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Sunstrom's theory of 5v5 hockey being important

is null and void, being that this game is an extended power play and penalty kill

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:25 PM    

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Killed

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:26 PM    

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Good PK

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

good kill

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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man i just want to get far in the playoffs just to see Schlemko's beard

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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Ward

With a nice stick there in the slot to clear the puck

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

Meier's really been playing well

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(1)

Forechecking and finishing checks

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Reminds me of Raffi Torres before he got that stupid suspension

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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i agree with randy, good hits by meier

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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Was just going to say

I'm liking his hits tonight - he's finishing his checks well

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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laying the body

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

Please dont bring up that cursed player

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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I hope Meier can have that sort of spark that Torres had

Without the suspensions

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

Jones!!!

and a PP, too

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Good call

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

Finally

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

fuck gryba

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Yeah you got your arm up too high

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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Fucking idiot

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:30 PM    

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shitty going for cooch's head

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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lol

These fucking refs are so weak

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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I can't complain though

They are ticky tack for both sides. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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PP has to make it happen

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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They've looked the other way on a few elbows tonight

About time they called one

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

I'm already getting my hate on for the Oilers

Fuckers

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(1)

I mean, he was clearly trying to hit Couture up hihg

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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Me too

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

he even hit him twice

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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hey all, fuck ward and donskoi right?!?!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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FUCK WARD AND DONSKOI

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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AND THE ENTIRE FIRST PP UNIT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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I'm a product of an asshole hockey coach

So whatever I say, the norm is less violent

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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Just fuck the whole team really

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Apr 12 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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yeah, fuck the stanley cup

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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move the puck

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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I've gone from thinking that the PP is important

To the PP is the most important

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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Tierny

getting some pucks tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

fuck off!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Great few shifts

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

That was some good possesion by the Sharks

Need to get it in the net

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:38 PM    

(0)

My "official stream" that I pay lots of money for

Is about 2 minutes behind illegal streams

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Now the guys know they can match up speedwise

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Wow, what a great few shifts

So close. We feeling better yet guys?

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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They just kept moving the puck, didn't get it stuck on the boards

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Also Wardo layed a monster hit on some poor schmuck

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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sorry, my 'fuck off!' was when burns missed the pass at the point

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(1)

Not feeling better yet, they need to play like this consistently

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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I was confused sippy

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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friendly fire

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

If we don't get a goal here

Imma be pissed

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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lol sorry SJST

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(1)

If we don't get a goal here

Imma be pissed

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

jejeje

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(1)

Too many times they do this for a couple minutes, then revert to their stupid pin the puck in the corner technique

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

@Karsten

I'll feel happy when that biscuit finds its home

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(1)

burns is heating up

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

would love to see him get in one of his streaks

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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Fair

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

 Image result for go to your home gif

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(2)

ANother PP

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

Legit call

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(0)

oh boy

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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That's a real penalty

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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fuck ward, donskoi, entire first and second unit

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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They should start the 2nd PP unit

They are looking better. Donskoi and Ward are having good games

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(0)

The refs are trying to rig the game in the Oilers favor

by giving us Power plays

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:42 PM    

(0)

recall the cuda and bench them all

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

*** reverse mojo ***

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

support the puck!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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Better period

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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So many Oilers everywhere!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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Great period

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

Keep the intensity up

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

Much better period

We outshot and outplayed them - and killed 2 penalties too

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

Promise i didnt die

sister called it was important

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

We're within striking distance.

20 more minutes!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 12 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

good stuff good stuff

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

I hope so Jake

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(0)

i want to see the video of ward crushing nurse

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(1)

I also made popcorn

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(0)

sounded like a good one

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(0)

Seriously though Jake

Everything good?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(0)

Yeah, everything cool?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:46 PM    

(0)

I am happier going into this intermission

Posted by: Badgershark  Apr 12 2017 | 11:46 PM    

(0)

honestly, i might not have the energy to make it through this game

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

my workout earlier has drained me

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

and the alcohol is making me sleepy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

Hang in there !!!!

For the Sharks !!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:48 PM    

(0)

The biggest issue in my life

Is my blood alcohol level

 

followed by the people in the gchat 

followed by this slow af laptop

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:49 PM    

(0)

I think we need more memes and gifs posted

It'll help your laptop go faster

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

lol

inside joke with the 2nd issue. FUCK THOSE GUYS! SIG OF SIG. AGREED?!

Get in the game bro's!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

brb cig time

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

X-)

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 12 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

MORE MEMES?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(2)

OK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

AND GIFS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(2)

HERE WE GO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

Omfg

My phone loads this shit better than the laptop

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(2)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(2)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(2)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(2)

I WILL BREAK THIS GDT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(2)

Fucker

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

If the Sharks play like they did in the 2nd

and avoid giving up stupid goals, they can win this series

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

Come on and jam

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

Guys my laptop is getting slower too

More memes and gifs STAT

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(2)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(2)

And welcome to Japan

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(2)

ok honestly though

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

adblock is saying its blocking 2000 things on this

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

i wonder if that is also slowing this down

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

HOLY CRAP THE GIFS HAVE SLOWED THIS PLACE DOWN

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

LETS BREAK THE WEBSITE

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(1)

I will switch to my monster desktop and just laugh at the gifs

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(2)

Guys, think of the bandwidth

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(2)

What would Sundy do?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(2)

Besides picking the kings in 6

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(1)

but will mobile users be inconvenienced?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

because those are the most important viewers

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

hold up

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

going to tdry disabling adblock

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

see if that helps

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

I'm a mobile user

I like watching porn on my phone in bed

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

my response

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(1)

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(1)

50-28 Shot attempts for Sharks

We got this guys. One or five are bound to go in if we keep this up. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

ok im done

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

Guyz

Our corsi is rlly good

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

i guess i scared everyone away

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

I'm still here!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 12 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

Which beer should I drink for the 3rd

Great White or Lagunitas doppelweizen

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 12 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

Great White

Obv

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 12 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

Hell yeah pimp

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

lmao mcdavid has less minutes than letestu

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(3)

Good

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

Is the site broken yet?

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(2)

Here we go - lets tie it up and bury them

Come on Sharks!

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

So much for special teams don't matter in the playoff

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 13 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

Wasn't TMac always one to have a boner for giving lines as equal ice time as possible?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

It's been doing that weird skipping thing for a while

But otherwise.....

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

Face offs don't matter

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

Firefox

and my website are not friends

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

PPs don't matter

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

I switched to Safari and it is doing the same

Maybe the site just hates Macs

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:03 AM    

(0)

The site likes chrome

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:03 AM    

(0)

wow

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

that was almost disaster

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

Everything hates Macs

Nonconformist. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

Holy cow

That was close

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 13 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

nah, chrome is acting up for me too

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

shoot the thing, burns!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

Bakes roasting the oiler who's stick broke

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

HOW MANY POSTS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

More iron

Make these nets bigger please

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

COME ON

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

That's two off the crossbar

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

If this was a post game

We would be up huge

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

damn hertl!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

giive meier more minutes

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

Good shift by donkey

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

Give Meier

  • All of the minutes

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 13 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

We should be trying to goad the Oil into as many dumb penalties as possible

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

4 on 4

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

It's beginning to get a little chippy

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:10 AM    

(2)

lmao bakes just shitting on the oilers

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:10 AM    

(1)

e it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:10 AM    

(0)

love it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:10 AM    

(0)

Lill bit

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 13 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

Is it just me or us it literally never us doing the weak AF holding the stick after the play is passed shit

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

HERTL!!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

YAY!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

PAUL MARTIN

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

Or MARTIN!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

ATTA BOY PAULIE

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

Motherfucking fuck yeah!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

GPALZ!!!

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

GPALZ!!!

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

MARTIN

FUCKING GPLAZ!!!

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 13 2017 | 12:12 AM    

(0)

yes!!!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:13 AM    

(0)

good shit!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:13 AM    

(0)

LETS GET THE WIN

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:13 AM    

(0)

Two old guys goals with assists by young guys!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:13 AM    

(0)

wow mcdavid is terrifying

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:13 AM    

(0)

These fans are trash

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:14 AM    

(2)

they're just excited man

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:14 AM    

(0)

As someone who has lived in Edmonton for 3 years

I agree

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:14 AM    

(0)

Almost as bad as Canuck fans. Almost.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:15 AM    

(0)

At least Canucks fans can put division rivalry aside to root for Hansen

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:15 AM    

(2)

And a draft pick

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:16 AM    

(0)

Donkeys been everywhere lately

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:16 AM    

(2)

Yeah, almost like he heard someone smack talking him here earlier :P

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:16 AM    

(0)

If that's what it takes 😀

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:17 AM    

(0)

PP

Meier hurt

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:18 AM    

(0)

LUCIC YOU JACKASS

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:18 AM    

(0)

Wow

That last 3 minutes was good hockey

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:18 AM    

(0)

LMAO LUCIC

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:18 AM    

(0)

COME ON SHARKS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

SCORE HERE

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

fuck the oil!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

go sharks!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

This game is insane

My wife hates me right now; "You keep giving me heart attacks"

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

blood in the water!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

Fuck Milan Lucic

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(1)

This is a situation

Where champions are born

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

Ours for the taking

Get Wardo out there for another PP goal

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:19 AM    

(0)

yeah i just woke up my roommate

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:20 AM    

(0)

he's not happy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:20 AM    

(0)

Is anyone else super gun-shy right now whenever a shark goes down with anything more than a shiner?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:20 AM    

(0)

ANother post

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:22 AM    

(0)

HOW MANY FUCKING POSTS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:22 AM    

(0)

3 posts

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:23 AM    

(0)

I'm now awaiting the weak make-up call with dread

UGH

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:23 AM    

(0)

damn

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:23 AM    

(0)

i didn't want the answer

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:23 AM    

(0)

I NEED THAT PUKE BAG NOW

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(2)

HOLY SHIT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(0)

What is damn Sippy

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(0)

LOL @ Sharkzfan

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(0)

Don't fucking do this to me

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(0)

jakebot that 2nd pp unit and the chances

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(1)

post and then the jam play

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(0)

damn close

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:24 AM    

(0)

looking good

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(0)

dont take your foot off the gas

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(0)

HOW

is this not 3-2

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(0)

Vague, potential goal against comments from people with faster streams than me are heavily frowned upon

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(1)

so

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(0)

watch out for your sticks and the make up call

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(1)

So nervous!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

(0)

lol sorry

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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can this finally put to rest that stupid debate that Hertl can't be a #1C?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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Lets do this fellas

Couple more goals please

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Sharks are in a good position, keep it up, support each other, back check, smart with the puck and this can happen

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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lets go Sharks!!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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This is where experience > youthful speed

Theoretically, at least. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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this is too much

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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im going to fold some laundry

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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With these refs

You know we are gonna have to kill a Penalty to win this game though. Trigger happy refs

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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Meier is looking so good so far

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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i wanted a decisive win or loss just to get me acclimated for the playoffs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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but this is too much for game 1

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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God I love playoff hockey

Its the best. Particularly round 1

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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both SJ goals are taking it to the net

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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poitn shot is great but get it to the crease and bang away

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Oilers defense is big but not very agile

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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I really think Boedker has had a great under-the-radar game

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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This is the EDM v SJ rivalry getting started

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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Everyone has had a great game

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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OH MAN WARDO

Looking dangerous

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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Unlucky with posts

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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AGREE x100 SIPPY

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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I'm also for just throwing the puck at the net

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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and hoping it bounces in your direction

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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^never a bad idea in the playoffs

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Can we get a fresh thread if overtime?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Yeah for sure

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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We could

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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but i will pollute it with gifs to start

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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@SJST sorry if im killing your bill with all of them

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Fuck yoy

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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you

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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Flat rate

The site can die though lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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Palms are sweaty

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 13 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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On to OT

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Man how have we not won this game?

Shots are insane. 

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Should I make the thread

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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or SJST you doing it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Make it!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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i'll do it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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=)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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fresh ice, fresh thread

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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cut this shit up!

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 13 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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Shots are 36-17 Sharks

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 13 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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THIS game

doing a number on my life's expectancy 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 13 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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http://sjsharktank.com/cms/page.php?id=118

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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http://sjsharktank.com/cms/page.php?id=118

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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NEW THREAD

http://sjsharktank.com/cms/page.php?id=118

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 13 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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