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Oilers @ Sharks

SJSTFan   6 April 2017

Yes folks, the final countdown is upon us. The Sharks will prepare for battle and an eventual Stanley Cup victory in only a week from now. In the meantime though, we need to make our most likely first round opponent our bitch. This is going to be a tall order though. Both Couture and Thornton are still sidelined with injuries. Michael Haley also slots into the lineup tonight, a curious move by Peter DeBoer because the Sharks have only won 3 of their last 11 games. All three of the victories involved Timo Meier and not Haley. I have no other stats to back this up, but I find it odd that DeBoer does not ride with the slightly hot hand (Sharks weren't that great in their last 2 wins). 

Anyways, this is the last shot the Sharks have at trying to salvage home ice advantage for the first round. 

Players to look for:

Sharks:

Hertl and Donskoi for the Sharks look to build upon recent upticks in offensive productions.

Oilers:

Oilers first line. This is a good preview to see if the Sharks can lock down the Oilers first line without Couture (our best defensive center). This is a matchup that will likely determine the outcome of the first round of the playoffs, if we do end up matching up.

The Final Countdown is upon us

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643 Comments:

Time for the Paper Army (Oilers) To face the music!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 09:08 PM    

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That is so epic

And yet so lame at the same time

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 09:16 PM    

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Don't make me

lightning bolt your ass Vader

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 09:17 PM    

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Nothing but respect here

That cat is strong with the force

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 09:18 PM    

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Present

And accounted for.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 09:20 PM    

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Hey dudes

Would you all hate me if I applied to work for the Ducks and/or Kings?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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@JakeBot

I would personally track you down and kill you

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:23 PM    

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GAME TIME BITCHES!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Yes I'd kill you

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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JakeNot!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Yeah go work for them

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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THEN SABOTAGE THEM

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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PUT HOLES IN THEIR STICKS SO THEY THINK THEY'RE SHOOTING

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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BUT IT ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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Put holes in their heads!

Too much?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Justin

We might need some cat GIFs to get this game going on the right foot

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:34 PM    

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Let's see how it goes first

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Justin

We need to strike first, with gpalz and gifs

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Go Sharks!!

Frack the Oil!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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We need to see less Dillon on screen

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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but grit!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Much grit

we have 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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I hate cover letters

Just give me a fucking job

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Evening all.

Can I get a Fuck LA in here!?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Also:

Jake, go for it.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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FAKE EDMONTON!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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FUCK LA

Edmonton is fake news

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Jake, just don't let them know you are a Sharks fan

And don't let them see this blog

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Ya, I need someone to give me an internship

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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But it's impossible to get one

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Damn, we're doing worse than last game

since we haven't scored twice yet

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Also, these black uniforms suck

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

(1)

PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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sharkzfan

You have an internship here!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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yeah but I can't put it on my resume

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Powerplay already?

Kurt, does this mean that I can list you as a former employer?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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GET YOUR PP OUT

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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Sure you can!

You just need to interview with people who don't give a fuck about content

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:40 PM    

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@Gopher

Yas

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Internships are overrated

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Just make it seem official

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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lol i wish

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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it's like the most important thing you need now

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Cool.

If you get a call, please speak kindly of me.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Honestly agree about internships being overrated

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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Boedker

Just had the biggest pussy forecheck of all time

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Different people,

same shitty PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Yeah, I was gonna say

If he tried, Bods could be so good. But he never does consistently.

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Boedker's

Controller was unplugged, he didn't make a single stride inside the faceoff dot all the way to the wall.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Blackout on gamecenter

sick memes

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Irbe

You want what I use?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Another PP

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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PP

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Damn local teams

They ruin everything

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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That sounds

Drug-ish

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Put Boedker on the PP with Hansen

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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That's the only time he plays well

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Another PP

Kewl

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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You know, if the Sharks had an actual PP

this would be important

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Irbe

emailing it to you, all you gotta do is click on the executible after you unzip the folder

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Do I whip out my pp?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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You can

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Hold on, I'll find a way

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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Nice play!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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How the hell wasn't that a trip on Burns

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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So we're gonna get the next call for sure

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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Wardo!!!!

GPALZ!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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GOALZ!!!!!!!

MUCH GPALZ!!!!

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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GOAL!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Wardo!

On fire right now!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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plz dont be interference

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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WAIT A GOAL

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Man my feed is behind

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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Def not interference

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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WARDO LORDO

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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But woooooooooooooooo

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:47 PM    

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HAIL BOTSWANA

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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plz haley, don't start a stupid fight

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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B

O

T

S

W

A

N

A

!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Honestly, I think that Wardo should go to the front of the net

whenever we are on offense, because the dirty goals are the things he does best

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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EDM has had 2000 Hits this year

grit = wins!

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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But!

We need the jump start that a fight will give us!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Haley dropping the gloves with McDavid would be fine

Otherwise....

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Guys

We gotta strive for 900 Comments this game

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Lets!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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GET

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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THOSE

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

(0)

COMMENTS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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we're gonna break the site for sure

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:50 PM    

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Over

900?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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what are we at right now?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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like 120?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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96 lol

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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The app I use...this is my desktop

 

All real time and in HD

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Wizardy 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

(0)

What app is that?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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That is just monitor 1

monitor 2 is this site

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Some open source application I found on github

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Looks great

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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It is pretty fucking awesome

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Everyone. everyone in this GDT

Express your love for Botswana. NOW.

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:52 PM    

(0)

Okay applied to the weird plant job

Full attention to the game

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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hail Jones

and Botswana

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Go Bots!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Fuck Botswana

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

(0)

Clock...

CLOCK

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

(0)

Nice stick Dillon!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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benoit pouliot

Is soooooooo bad

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:54 PM    

(0)

It killed my grandma

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:54 PM    

(0)

That's a lot of windows

Can you pay attention to 3 games at once?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Ohshit

gang gang

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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If the Sharks can control the McDavid line,

that would go a long way toward winning this game

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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I only watch 1

just score watch the other 2

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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LA tied the Flames

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:54 PM    

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Boo

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Sorry, but i fucking love the Botswana coat of arms

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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If we can shut down the McDavid line without Cooch

That will make me feel a lot better about our upcoming series with them.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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Welp guys, guess better late than never

Literally left the station after getting held over on my shift like

 

Also 100 comments already?!?! Damn Daniel

 

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 10:56 PM    

(3)

Hey lx!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:56 PM    

(0)

Welcome!

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:56 PM    

(0)

Jones

That rebound control...

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:57 PM    

(0)

lol@Burns

I'm just going to keep shooting the puck into my teammates

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Eventually

That will have the desired effect

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Based off the last two games, Think my new ritual will be missing the first mins of the upcoming games

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Hit Haley in the croutch?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:58 PM    

(0)

Irbe! That is terrible

(please happen)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:58 PM    

(0)

Grab em by the Haley

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 10:59 PM    

(0)

So who scored?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Ward

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 10:59 PM    

(1)

Ward delfection

on Sclhemko point shot

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 10:59 PM    

(0)

Wardo?!?

Gotta be the Botswana-ian (?) blood in his veins...

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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It's Botswanan

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:00 PM    

(0)

He does coke with LoneShark too!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:00 PM    

(0)

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:00 PM    

(0)

Words and suffixes are hard

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:01 PM    

(0)

Coke w/ LoneShark? That doesn't sound dangerous

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:02 PM    

(0)

No exuse

For your Botswanan crime against humanity

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:02 PM    

(0)

Ward is a coke hog though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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looking good so far

Especially that Haley guy - he's flying out there tonight.

Posted by: karsten11  Apr 6 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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@Relent

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Poor taste irbe

You know he just died

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Haley fight

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Aaaaaand

here we go

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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@Irbe it's Jake's fault

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Wait

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

(0)

GRITTTTT

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Really?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Ok now this is a good fight

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

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Blame Jake!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 11:04 PM    

(0)

Tierney got leveled

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Haley. PUNCH IT!

 Image result for cat piano gif

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Read the news

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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oh

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

(0)

Who died

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Tierney

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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I'll see myself out...

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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got destroyed

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Haley got the worst of that fight

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Nothing says momentum

Like getting your ass kicked by Milan Lucic

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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sure

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

(0)

Haley threw like 4 punches....

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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but at least its some response

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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oilers were going to get momentum anyways

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Don rickels

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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they just leveled a guy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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You had 1 job Haley!

Fail! =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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i mean i don't like the idea of fighting

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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but the oilers have been flat and they were going to wake up after that

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

(0)

hopefully this also jumps our guys

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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5 minutes minus lucic and haley, win for SJ

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

(1)

Honestly props to Haley, that's like a Welterweight fighting a HW

Lucic is a big motherfucker

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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ok

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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now thats stupid

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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bad fight

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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idiot

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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So PP for EDM

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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what the hell does Don Rickels have to do with this shit haha

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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oh shit, didn't notice the extra 2 to sj

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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kinda missed a lot there

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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my bad, tankers

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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look at how their PP doesn't rely on moving the puck along the boards

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:08 PM    

(0)

and how they always have control

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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No fucking good getting Lucic off if we go on the PK anyway

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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Their 1st PP unit scares the shit outta me

Fluid and pinpoint puck movement.

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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I'm glad we got to

witness a powerplay tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Good kill

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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So McDavid comes cruising into the zone right by a Sharks defender

Why not level him at the blue line?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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fuck the oil dippers

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Soooooo we've had one shot in like the last 15 minutes?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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cause if you go to check him

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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he'll deke you out of your skates

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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Cause if you miss then you got a got out of position already a man down

That's why not

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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Kinda like tuesday night's game

Early goal, and nothing after. Not a fan

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

Got a dman*

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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yeah i don't remember our last SOG

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

i think it was the goal

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:12 PM    

(0)

Intermissions

winning

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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But he was literally right next to the Sharks defender

One step over and boom

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Decent period

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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anyone else and I'd agree

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

but mcdavid has a habit of getting through impossible situations

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:13 PM    

(0)

I think the hit was the right play in that situation

but I wasn't pissed about being conservative against McDavid there.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Not McDavid. He's great at not taking hits and making D pay for being aggressive

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:14 PM    

(0)

Hit McDavid at any time tonight

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:15 PM    

(0)

don't run around at him next week, but tonight doesn't matter

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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I would have like the hit to at least make him think about it

the next time.

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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MY computer is making funny noises

.....Like it is eating a sandwich. uhm

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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Dust

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:17 PM    

(1)

yum

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:17 PM    

(0)

Sounds like its chewing on some flank steak

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:17 PM    

(0)

Umm, flank steak

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Ok A LOT of dust

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(0)

It stopped now

I will forget this happened and the dust will continue to accumulate.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:18 PM    

(0)

STEVE BANNON!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

BACON > IRBE!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

(walks away)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:19 PM    

(0)

So you guys love bacon more than me

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:20 PM    

(0)

ok

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

There's a lot of things we love more than you Irbe

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

That's not true Irbe

I only like Bacon =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(1)

To be fair,

Bacon > Everything

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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Taxes and baseball come to mind

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

Bacon®

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:21 PM    

(0)

Bacon sux

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:22 PM    

(0)

Only Canadian bacon sucks

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:23 PM    

(0)

Bacon > Edmonton Mall

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:23 PM    

(0)

ALL bacon sux

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:23 PM    

(0)

Incorrect

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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First Don rickels now bacon

You are dead toe irbe

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:24 PM    

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i dont understand

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:24 PM    

(0)

how you don't like bacon

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:24 PM    

(0)

Also, I jumped on the grenade and made the madatory Botswana post on FtF tonight.

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:24 PM    

(0)

you real

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

Wtb an edit feature

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

It's greasy and gross

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

cheers, relentess

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

and no Irbe

 

Sorry, I didn't mean that. Forgive me?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

Isn't half your diet domino's irbe?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:25 PM    

(0)

What drew you to that conclusion? 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:26 PM    

(0)

Also, you are correct

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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Cause I seem to recall you talking about it a lot

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

Irbe you suck

and I mean it

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

So you cannot complain about grease if you eat that much pizza

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:27 PM    

(0)

Bacon is worse

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

Bacon is bad

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

To be fair, Bacon grease and Pizza grease are two completely different things

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

Your face is worse

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

Clearly everyone agrees with me

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:28 PM    

(0)

What if it's pizza with bacon on it?

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

If I lived in Edmonton

I'd name the place Deadmonton, cuz it sucks!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

No pizza for me then

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

You mean an organism in your mouth Clock?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:29 PM    

(0)

*orgasim

Dammit "Facepalm"

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

I prefer pepperoni, but I wouldn't turn it down by any means

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

An Organism?

ok

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

Clockwork lives in Ballston Spa

He can't eat good pizza anymore, unless he drops 20 bucks at Mama Mia's

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

orgasm**

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

My lord lx! lern how to spel sex werds

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:30 PM    

(0)

It's true I miss Philly, good pizza was everywhere

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

^ Shut up Nerd

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

Clearly LX hasn't gotten any :P

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

Need more Sharks GPALZ

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Words are hard

Not to mention my screen refreashes every 3 secs still and the whiskey isn't helping matters

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:31 PM    

(0)

PP Time

For what it is worth

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:32 PM    

(0)

12 shots blocked already

Looks like we are trying for our numbers versus the Pens last year

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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I have too Irbe

Left Hand counts right?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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lol

That was a penalty?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:33 PM    

(0)

Go to hell you right handed freaks

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:33 PM    

(0)

Hey, a penalty already

Starting things off fast

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 11:33 PM    

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Left hand for the win

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

When was the last PPG?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

2/1/2014

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(1)

Our PP is small

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

Like LX

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

Game winner against New York

I think.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Apr 6 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

Left Hand Mojo??

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:34 PM    

(0)

Whoa!

What a play by Hertl!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

Your mother didn't mind the size

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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We actually had 2 games in a row with PPG

a couple of games ago

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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Only left handers

will score tonight. 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:35 PM    

(0)

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

Lefty's ftw 

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

Lx, get off my mom

I just got off yours

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

Dosnkoi!

Don't skate by the fucking net on defense!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:36 PM    

(0)

Wait Irbe, does that mean....

Dad?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(1)

Son?

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:37 PM    

(0)

Dropping the volume for the hand claps is dumb

Stop doing that.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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Dana is Charlie's dad

So anything is possible

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:37 PM    

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Well, fuck

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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FUck you Haley

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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That was coming

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Well this is akward

Mom and Dad jokes, and EDM scores

 

I blame EDM and their cousin fucking ways. UGH

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Of course McJiggles

Of course

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Hertl hurt too

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:38 PM    

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Lucky bounce

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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FUCK EVERYTHING

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

What happened to Hertl?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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shitty goal

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Maybe our guys can start getting some SOG now that it's tied again

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

I think about half of the Sharks goals against somehow

bounce off Braun

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

oh no, hurtl :(

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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He's fine

took a shot to the skate. Don't take that skate off! You won't be able to put it back on

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Hertl took the first deflection of the slapper on the calf

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(0)

Puck hit him

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Son, sorry I went to the grocery store

It was only.... 18 years

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:39 PM    

(1)

Why don't more guys wear those carbon fiber covers over their skates

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

I remember Boyler saying it made a world of difference after he put those on

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(0)

I think it was higher than the skate guards cover...

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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They add a bit of weight

and you can notice it sharkzfan

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:40 PM    

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Cause hockey players aren't the smartest people

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:40 PM    

(2)

Damn Dad

Traffic must have been a fucking nightmare.

 

So....can I borrow the car this weekend?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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I tried them out once

Hated those things.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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Is a little weight that bad to prevent bad foot pain?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

Because they aren't pussies

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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Fine

But if I see one stratch I'll kick your ass.

 

Bring me home some beer too

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:41 PM    

(0)

Taking a shot to the foot always hurts like hell

but getting an actual injury from a puck to the skate is not likely

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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You will get a bruise

but it has to be quite the shot to actual break something

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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Whatever old man

6 pack of Hamm's cool?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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Tell that to the 3 or 4 guys feet Chara has broken

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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Like I said

It has to be quite the shot Justin. As in a Chara shot.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

Haley fucking turned the wrong way

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

Great another PK

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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He has zero offensive awareness

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:43 PM    

(0)

HAIL JONES

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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The puck was coming along the boards and he looked towards the middle of the zone

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

Marleau

Could have had 30 goals this season, if his linemates weren't Donskoi and Ward

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(1)

Hail satan

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

I've figured out what's up with SJ's play of late

 

#SexyLefty

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(3)

If the Sharks can keep the McDavid line off the scoreboard

they can probably beat EDM.  If not, ......

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:44 PM    

(0)

^^

Back to drawing board now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(0)

Sportsnet made a "Brains vs Braun" joke

I fucking hate my country and my people sometimes

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(1)

lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:45 PM    

(0)

Irbe

Use that app I sent you fool

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:46 PM    

(0)

Boo Canada Boo

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:46 PM    

(0)

the one thing mclellan always did right

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:46 PM    

(0)

had a sick powerplay

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:46 PM    

(0)

I really wanna see McDavid laid out

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:47 PM    

(0)

better play than that, tierney

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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Good job pk

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:48 PM    

(0)

garbage game, so no problem, but don't swing and miss next week

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:48 PM    

(0)

yes, plz someone rock mcdale

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:48 PM    

(0)

sharks still look awful

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:48 PM    

(0)

Ever since that fight

All Oilers

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:49 PM    

(0)

just cheap turnovers

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:49 PM    

(0)

Connor McDavid

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:49 PM    

(2)

I wouldn't say garbage game

home ice could be determined here

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Apr 6 2017 | 11:49 PM    

(0)

We just keep handing them the puck

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:49 PM    

(0)

GUYS, DON'T WORRY

IF WE PLAY THE CANUCKS FOUR TIMES IN THE PLAYOFFS, WE'LL WIN THE CUP

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

bruh

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

16**

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

we'd lose to vancouver in 6 somehow

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

We swept the Canucks last time didn't we

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:50 PM    

(0)

Yeah Irbe

Do they not teach you basic math in Cana-DUH? haha

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:51 PM    

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shit, legitimately forgot about home ice

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:51 PM    

(0)

my b

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:51 PM    

(0)

fuck

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:51 PM    

(0)

win sharks!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:51 PM    

(0)

It's metric math in Canada

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:51 PM    

(0)

I hate you all

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

get Botswana maps out for the 2nd intermission, PDB

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

The fuck is a Metric math?!?!

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

And I Hate liters

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

<3

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

love thrumps hate, irbe

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

drink a pepsi ;)

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:52 PM    

(0)

Gimme a code red instead

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(0)

oops

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:53 PM    

(0)

Ffs irbe, it's already funky ony phone

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

sharks only shooting from the point again this game

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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You can go bigger Irbe

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:54 PM    

(0)

Are you challenging me?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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a SOG!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Irbe

Please don't

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:55 PM    

(0)

GPALZ!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

Bu-bu- LX?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

No. I would NEVER do that

(Pokes the bear)

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:56 PM    

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A POINT SHOT ACTUALLY WORKED!??!?!?!?!!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

WOOKIEE!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

And what was that about shots from the point??

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

BLESS

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 6 2017 | 11:56 PM    

(0)

its not sustainable tho

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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i stand by it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

By the law of averages

If you take 4,500 shots from the point, ONE will go in

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(3)

Maybe even 2!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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Sharks believe in quality over

quantity for SOG

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(1)

Whoa

Don't get ahead of yourself there SJST

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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that's why they never score

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

wait so long for a quality shot

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:57 PM    

(0)

they say nah fuck it

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

and just give it to the other team

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

and say, we'll get it next time

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:58 PM    

(0)

Well Hertl is back on the Ice so that's a plus

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 6 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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Hertl

also had the apple on the last goal

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 6 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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I have no problem with shots from the point

But when it's a such useless shot that it'll cough posession to the other team, and if you only rely on point shots even when passing lanes are open, we have a problem.

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

Quality > Quanity everytime 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 6 2017 | 11:59 PM    

(0)

Good 1.5 shift

for the Sharks

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

Where the fuck have these sharks been?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:00 AM    

(0)

No just redo that shift another 1,000 times

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:01 AM    

(0)

Hey Kurt

What are the comment rankings so far?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

For people who've posted the most?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

Don't understand why SJ seem to turn it on and off

Frustrating as hell

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

@Irbe

Lemme do a db query

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:02 AM    

(0)

The order will be

Kurt, you, charlie, me

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 7 2017 | 12:03 AM    

(0)

Don't sleep on Surf

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(0)

Well of course I don't want to drown

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 7 2017 | 12:04 AM    

(1)

Yeah, can't imagine Surf being too comfortable

wait, what are we talking about?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(1)

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

WTH is this garbage

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

Yay, a SOG

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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Ward on the PP

Cool

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

Everytime they move the puck along the boards, you know its going to get dumped

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:05 AM    

(0)

Just watch EDM PP compared to ours

embarrasing

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

Another

Low quality shot

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:06 AM    

(0)

We have the Donald Trump

of PPs.  SAD!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:07 AM    

(0)

Rather get SOG than pass and turn it over

Pucks to the net are a good thing

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

Oh, God!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

It burns

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Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 7 2017 | 12:08 AM    

(0)

Sorry

That was slighty bigger then I anticipated...

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

Bigly!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

How do we get shots blocked less?

Asking for a friend

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:09 AM    

(0)

See a body

Maybe don't shoot at it?

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:10 AM    

(0)

Skate around the blocking defender

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:10 AM    

(0)

That's some good

Life advice actually

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:11 AM    

(0)

Woo, #2

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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lemme fix the comment lol

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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So I was a bit off

Wooooooooooo avatars!!

Posted by: Clockwork Shark  Apr 7 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Number 3

Bronze ain't bad

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Wow not even top 10

This shit is rigged, I blame Putin

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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There we go =)

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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So many people on that list show up only once :(

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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Surf

Way to go!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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*showed

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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Second only to the God Emperor himself!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:14 AM    

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I can always email them

ask them why they don't use my site, maybe it is UI related, something I can fix etc

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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They might sugarcoat it, I think

"The site is super good, I'll visit it next game," and they drop like 10 comments and forget about it.

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Charlie in 5th =P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Charlie sux

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Literally and figuratively 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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:P

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Queens Down 4 -1

Suck It LA

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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you said queens!!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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Someone ban him!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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Did you lose the ban hammer again?

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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OMG

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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LETS DO IT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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1000 COMMENTS W0000000000000000000T

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Ban me for that

What is this, FtF?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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and on that positive note, i'll talk to you guys soon

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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won't be able to do a recap tonight, have to study for a test i have at 9 am and its already 12:30 and i havent started reading

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Read between Sharks shots on goal

You'll be done by the end of the game

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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Let's close this out, boys

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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Penalty Shot

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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PENALTY SHOT

FTW

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Top 10 in SJST comments bitches!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Well, nice try

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Gonna make an effort to at least get to #6 before the end of playoffs

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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I hate penalty shots

CUZ WE DONT HAVE PURE SCORERS

 

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Honestly even with SJ PP sucking dick

think i would takethe 2mins vs a Penalty shot

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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ME TOO

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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4th line Grinding right now

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Nice shift by the 4th line

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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Donskoi, just shoot one time

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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No way that was too many men Bullshit!

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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PK

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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WEAK

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Crap!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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Sage Surf saying Crap means a goal

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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Horrible fucking call Ref

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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Did Milana ever come back to FTF?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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Whelp there it is

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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She did for one day

I think to discuss the Hansen trade

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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She posted awhile ago but think she works for SJ in some fashion so she can't really post anymore

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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That was my rumor!

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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I am glad it became canon though

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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I left and the Sharks give up a goal?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:37 AM    

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No shit? haha

It makes total sense tho

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Fine, I'll stay

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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Only 12 SOGs

kinda pathetic

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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Remember, quality > quantity

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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so 3 SOG with 3 goals is better than 70 SOG

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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i think

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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Shit!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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Jones so out of postion there

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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Every single goal in the last 2 EDM games

has been with the McDavid line (or 1st PP with McDavid) on the ice

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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ugh

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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LOL whos the D that got boxed out hard?

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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SIKE

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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lol are we going to lose ANOTHER game when Haley plays

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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500 comments!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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at this point, it's just funny

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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HOORAY 500

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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also, someone let me know if Haley plays from this point forward

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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cause if he gets stapled to the bench, what a waste

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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wilco

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:44 AM    

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also totally OT for all you people with jobs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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How would International Affairs and Economics majors relate to a marketing position

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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My dude I got you

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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I've got an interview coming up next week and I'm trying to find some early parallels between them

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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Just don't understand how PDB can justify playing Haley knowing the results when he sits

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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"International Affairs" sounds like something that

James Bond does

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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For international affairs, you wanna stress your ability to diiferentiate between markets and what makes sections of the market unique from the demographic point of view

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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lol its more like international policy

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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so making sure the world doesn't burn down because of dumb laws

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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like right now with the Syria stuff

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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there's so much theory which explains it, and I'm here like, yeah I know what this is all about

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Doesn't matter

Marketing people don't know that

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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Yeah I've taken comparative pol, so I understand the intracacies between different countries and their resulting markets

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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Also, look at the Pepsi/Kendall Jenner cluster fuck

That is totally happening because marketing execs dont understand how the public has grown a consciousness for these movements and will not be pandered to with shitty celebs

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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lol that's a disaster

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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but this is a startup software company, so i doubt they'll have those kinds of problems

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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Link to the listing?

I am currently knee deep in job stuff

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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The good news

The Sharks are playing like shit and barely losing to their 1st round opponent. Even playing okay will be enough to beat this team in the playoffs. They are a 1 line team.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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God I hope so Kurt

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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Not to mention that the Sharks are missing their top 2 centers

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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Having Cooch and Jumbo back is definitely a big deal

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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If Lucic would've scored a hat trick

I would've dropkicked my laptop out the window 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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Pics if/when that happens Irbe :)

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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There's no listing per se

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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I got an in through a connection

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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Still 8:15 to do that

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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Is the internship just "Marketing Intern"

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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Yeah I don't exactly know what it entails

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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It would be a nice surpise

To have a comeback for once

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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but it's a startup and the VP of Marketing is going to get in touch with me

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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I love the San Jose Shark hockey club

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:52 AM    

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I love them so much 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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so I figure its going to be more marketing related

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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here's a link anyway

https://www.getpostman.com/jobs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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Just trying to figure out some thoughts on the transferable skills

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:53 AM    

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15 sog

Not going to win a lot of games

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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I'm pretty sure the Sharks have had two third period one goal comebacks I can remember since Christman

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Rangers

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Rangers

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Who does EDM have left to play this year?

Any chance of losing tonight and still getting home ice in the 1st round?

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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Ok, my laptop is breaking

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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cool beans

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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I think CGY and VAN

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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SharkzFan

They have an office in Bangalore! That could very much be your in.

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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looks like EDM is getting home ice then

Balls

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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My memory is foggy, but did we have one against the Desert Dogs

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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(A comeback, that is)

 

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Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Talk/ask about things like:

Their international marketing efforts/plans
What it is like to work with an office in India and how they integrate workflow

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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LOL, no I'm going for SF

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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Correction. EDM plays VAN twice

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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Wow another Bad penalty

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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So definitely not getting home ice then, awesome

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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stepped out for a while, not liking this 3-2 situaish

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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At least the Sharks can rest the older players on Saturday

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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win or lose, Botswana-bound

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Regardless

BotswanaMustBeAlways

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Appreciate the help Jake

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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BOTSWANA!

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Big PK here

Let's get it boys

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Come on Sharks!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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HMU on the GChat if you wanna talk more about it

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING SERIOUS 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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And there goes Irbe's computer

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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DO IT NERD

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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Fuck

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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Fucking Seriously?

Lucic with a Hat trick? Think I just threw up a little bit.

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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A nattie, too

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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oh dick

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Yeah I'll hit you up over the weekend

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Literally nobody wanted to clear the crease

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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yikes

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Hell no this thing cost me a grand

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Ugh I hate life right now

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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side note

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Way to box out Paul Martin

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Game over

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THE PUCK IN THEIR NET MORE, NOT OURS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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I'm gonna go drink some Windex

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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Go outside and scream Irbe

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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So, good D-positioning

Not one, but two EDM players in front of Jones

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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HERE'S MY ACCURATE REACTION GIF

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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Excuse me while I slit my wrist and do push ups in salt water

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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ewwwwwwww Warriors 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:03 AM    

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:04 AM    

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Yes refs we know

Your dicks are very small, no need to remind us 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Well, that should do it

Come back Jumbo and Cooch, soon

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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TTYL

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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Fucking Christ Marleau

SJ imploding right now

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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FUCK THE OIL

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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JK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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FUCK SUNDSTROM

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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here's the last gif of the night

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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FUCK EVERYTHIHNG

Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.

Posted by: JakeBot  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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peace out bitches, see y'all in the google chat in like 10

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:05 AM    

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I'm not happy

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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Perfect GIF to sum up tonight

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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9 point lead on march 14th, eh?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:06 AM    

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jesus

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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PDB

Puh-lese

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:07 AM    

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15 fucking shots

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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15 SOGs

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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Such a let down tonight by SJ

They better get their shit together or it's gonna be a short series

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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We're so getting 5 games'd

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Apr 7 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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From 9 pts up in the Pacific on 14 March

to the third seed and no home ice for the playoffs

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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When was the last time they had that little SOGs on goal??

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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ouch

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:08 AM    

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Total collapse

Pathetic and embarrasing

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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sad way to finish off a season

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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Need to change things up

I'm looking at you, PDB

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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We got 600 comments though!

At least the Sharks fans are pulling their weight!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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play like shit for a month +, lose your top 2 centers...sharks hockey perfect storm

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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God knows the Sharks aren't

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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San Jose Sharks hockey

Cause a bullet to the head isn't toture enough

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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Bullet in the head is much too swift

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:11 AM    

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too fair

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:11 AM    

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Hey at least LA will be watching the Playoffs from their couches this year

 It's the little things in life

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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i think the only way sharks pull off a first round win is if Jones steals it

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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I'd be happy about the Kings missing the playoffs

but they have 2 cups

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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One game left until the playoffs

Then, four more games.  After that, who knows

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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Jones will need to be a brick wall and they will need to shut down McJiggly's and that top line

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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Don't remind us SJST

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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team play is abysmal, no offense, injured jumbo cooch. Jones is going to have to single handedly win this shit.

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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all hail Joner

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Apr 7 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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Joner or Bust

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:15 AM    

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The Sharks should take the tape of their play tonight and burn it.

Then they need to take the tape of the EDM part of the game and do things like that

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:16 AM    

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The Sharks just don't

have any bite. They try to get a couple cheap goals and then turtle up.

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:17 AM    

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Take the tape of the last month and torch it

Can the Sharks of the pre-all star break please stand up

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:17 AM    

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They keep playing like this, I'm gonna need a Liver transplant

Just hoping it's a quick and painless death next week if SanJo decides not to show up

Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda

Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl  Apr 7 2017 | 01:19 AM    

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SJ

0-4 on the powerplay

missed penalty shot

 

Special teams is a thing, sorry Sundstrom.

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 01:21 AM    

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I completely missed the game. Can I write the recap? I'm trying to become the next Kevin Kurz.

I don't care about things

Posted by: Bockerz  Apr 7 2017 | 03:03 PM    

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Sure

Have at it!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Apr 7 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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