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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 08:58 PM
All 8 minutes of him
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 08:59 PM
They bench donkey?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:01 PM
Yeah, and Wardo
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:01 PM
Wardo the right move. Donkey no.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:01 PM
Half right
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:03 PM
If the Sharks lose tonight, they'll be 0-9 in their last 10 when Haley plays and 1-0 when he doesn't
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:04 PM
Is PDB trying to ride the stubborn train right to a first round exit,
or is he willing to switch trains to avoid that? Stubborn train seems to be winning.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:04 PM
Yeah, seriously worried we'll get bounced in the 1st round because we'll only have 3 lines to go up against the other team's 4
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:05 PM
Since this 4th line never sees the ice in the 3rd period of close games
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:05 PM
Spacing 2.0
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:06 PM
Spaling
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:07 PM
There's no streams tonight
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:09 PM
This is a disaster
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:09 PM
Haley is a symptom
of PDB's refusal to skate his best possible lineup. But it isn't the only problem. He has refused to make any adjustments to the offensive scheme to increase goal production. He won't make anything but minimal tweaks to the awful PP.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:09 PM
I use this program I found on Reddit
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:09 PM
And we are playing Jones B2B!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:09 PM
The links are down on the vlc thing
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 31 2017 | 09:10 PM
Melker with the Joes again
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:12 PM
Nice cycle to the other team Haley
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:12 PM
Labanc with Marleau on the 3rd line
Hertl line listed as the 2nd line
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:13 PM
Meier feisty tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:15 PM
4 on 4
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:16 PM
Lol@ raughfin
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:17 PM
I'm of the opinion PDB is just dumb now
Someone please explain to me why he insists on going against the strategy that got him so far last year. We're basically spotting every team we play a roster spot...which you can't do against playoff teams
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 09:18 PM
Haley fight for the night
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:22 PM
When we're fully healthy again
You can't tell me the Sharks are a better team with Haley in the lineup and any of Ward, Meier, Sorensen, or Labanc out of it. Nope. Can't buy it
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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 09:23 PM
Grit
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:23 PM
PBD Can Steve
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:23 PM
Well then he's contradicting himself
When he says he wants to roll 4 lines
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 09:24 PM
That was a good shift
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:25 PM
Gpalz please
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:26 PM
And no GPALZ for them
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:26 PM
This looks like the beginning of last night
except we had scored by now. We also lost so maybe we should score later (but not too late)
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 09:27 PM
Cats
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:28 PM
That should've been boarding against Ferland
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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 09:29 PM
As long as we score more goals than them
I don't care when they come or who scores first
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:29 PM
There have been a couple of questionable checks
with no calls. Don't want anyone else to get hurt
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:30 PM
Of course
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:30 PM
So, once again, the D leaves the other team's top scorer
wide open in front of the net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:31 PM
That was some awful D zone coverage
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 09:32 PM
Vlassic to the locker room
No reason given
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:33 PM
Bah
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:34 PM
This is poop
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:35 PM
PP Time
SHG for them, right?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:36 PM
Pickles back
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:36 PM
Fucking post
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:37 PM
Sorensen
butter fingers
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:40 PM
Umm, Butterfingers
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:40 PM
PP Time again
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:41 PM
That sucked
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:43 PM
Has anything gone right for the Sharks
in the past couple of weeks? Even when they play well enough to win, something gets fucked up
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:44 PM
I can't think of much
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:47 PM
Is it time for Power Ranger GIFs?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:53 PM
Down 1 - 0 but at least we got to see Haley throw down. Cause you know that wins games too
Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda
Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Mar 31 2017 | 09:54 PM
Can Haley punch a puck into the net?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 09:55 PM
Well we sure as shit know he has a hard time using his stick so maybe it's worth using his fists
Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda
Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Mar 31 2017 | 09:59 PM
We are going for a record tonight
Most shot attempts with least amount of shots
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:04 PM
PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:05 PM
Crap!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:07 PM
Good job Haley
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:08 PM
Fights and silly penalties
But hey let's bench Donkey and put in Mike Brown 2.0. Great logic PDB
Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda
Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Mar 31 2017 | 10:09 PM
Fire Steve Spot or w/e his name is
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:09 PM
Very unclutch
during this streak
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:12 PM
Sharks are well on their way
to a wild card spot
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:13 PM
Couldn;t agree more on both of your points
Crazy to describe a team that has Pavs and Jumbo as unclutch. Hoping they get it figured out come playoff time
Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda
Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Mar 31 2017 | 10:14 PM
Sure as shit don't look like a playoff team right now
Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda
Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Mar 31 2017 | 10:15 PM
Well, the good news is that our expectations for the playoffs
will be low.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:17 PM
Pickles!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:18 PM
If we win a series at this point, I would be surprised
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:18 PM
And, ironically, Haley gets the primary assist
after wiffing on the shot
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:18 PM
Just about to give Haley some props for a solid assist.....
but then saw the replay.
Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda
Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Mar 31 2017 | 10:22 PM
Welp
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:23 PM
Lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:24 PM
What the fuck was Braun doing?
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 10:25 PM
It's getting tough to watch this team anymore
And the frustration rate has gone to a different level over the past month
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 10:25 PM
just got home, wft is happening?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 10:25 PM
hiiiiiiiiiiii
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 10:25 PM
Missing the rebound
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:26 PM
Same shit, different day
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:26 PM
Alright I'm out for tonight fellas
Heart (more importantly my Liver) can't bear watching SJ get worked like this.
Do you think those guys in the Green Suits live in their Mum's basement? - Drew Remenda
Posted by: lx_ReLeNtLeSs_xl Mar 31 2017 | 10:28 PM
PP Time
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:29 PM
Yay?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:29 PM
Is it really so hard to get someone in front of the goalie?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:30 PM
So pretty much more of the same eh?
I literally forgot the game was on tonight.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 31 2017 | 10:33 PM
We suck again
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:33 PM
I'd like to find a positive with the Sharks play right now
But I can't think of anything
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:34 PM
They've been tough to watch this month
thats for sure
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 10:34 PM
So, if the Sharks get flushed out of the playoffs in the 1st round,
does that, along with this losing streak, threaten PDB's job?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:35 PM
Last day of March thankfully
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:35 PM
And that should do it
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:36 PM
Lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:37 PM
Alright, I'm out guys
Hopefully April will be kinder to us than March was
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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 31 2017 | 10:37 PM
Might as well play the young players for the rest of the game
and rest the older ones, since the Sharks aren't going to win this one
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:37 PM
Yep
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:37 PM
Cya Steve
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:38 PM
Good thing we played Martin
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:38 PM
Yknow what, since we're playing like shit, I'd be happier if the Oilers or Flames move on.
I fucking hate the Hawks and any team that can take them out needs to proceed and it sure as hell ain't gonna be us.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 31 2017 | 10:38 PM
And I ain't growing a playoff beard this year
Aint no damn point.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 31 2017 | 10:39 PM
So ANA or maybe even CHI in the first round
since the Sharks seem destined for a wild card spot
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:39 PM
I'd be okay with the Sharks getting swept by either of those teams
Make it a quick and painless death.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 31 2017 | 10:42 PM
I think I'm going to call it quits for tonight
No point in watching the shit anymore. Maybe they'll show up on Sunday afternoon. See ya
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:42 PM
Cya Surf
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:43 PM
I have an idea
play the lineup we had vs the Rangers
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 10:43 PM
Especially when you consider the success of other Bay Area teams like the Dubs and Giants
This spell of frustration is so maddening. If we were in the Avs shoes, I wouldn't care. I'd know we'd suck. But how the fuck you go from 2nd in the conference to the fucking Wild Card spots. I mean, god damn guys.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 31 2017 | 10:45 PM
bad times, eh?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:10 PM
one of those games where randy and bakes stop talking about the play by play
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:19 PM
and trying to figure out WTF is happening, as well as make some excuses to keep people from jumping
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:19 PM
everyone has jumped off this ship? mueller? mueller?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:21 PM
I'm here
lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 31 2017 | 11:37 PM
hahah hi
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:39 PM
well, i'm gone now
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:40 PM
well, i'm gone now
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:40 PM
cheers to march being over
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 31 2017 | 11:40 PM
I wish I knew what the coaching staff sees in Haley that makes him a better play than Donskoi