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Rangers @ Sharks GDT

ChardouglatheBadger   28 March 2017

Anyone ever notice how there's always at least one New York team with bright blue as its primary color? Hockey is Rangers, Baseball is Mets, Football is Giants, Soccer is Red Bulls, Basketball is Knicks. I mean I know bright blue is a popular color but still...


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LOUD NOISES!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 09:47 PM    

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Go Sharks!!

Beat the Blue Power Ranger!  Don't Shork!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 09:48 PM    

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Is there

A teal power Ranger? If not, I claim colorism

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 09:49 PM    

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If you disagree with me

you are wrong and end of discussion!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 09:49 PM    

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If there isn't a teal Power Ranger,

I'm not going to watch their movie!  Then again, I wasn't anyway

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 09:52 PM    

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Power Rangers

Are discriminating against Teal!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 09:56 PM    

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End Colorism in Our Time!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 09:58 PM    

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As bad as this losing streak has been for the Sharks,

it could be worse.  We could be Minny fans.  The Wild have only won 3 games in March so far (3-10-1).  Sadly 2 of them were against the Sharks.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:04 PM    

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lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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We've lost 6 in a row

We're really not far off

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 28 2017 | 10:10 PM    

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Everyone celebrate

The Red Wings playoff streak just ended

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 28 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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yay?!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:11 PM    

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Anaheim up 2-0

1 minute into the game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:12 PM    

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Charlie, I agree we aren't too great either

Since 5-8-0 for March isn't a whole lot better.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:13 PM    

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Might be 3-0 Ducks now

Goal review, 3 minutes into the game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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On pace for a 40-0 loss

The Canucks are lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:14 PM    

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I hope the same Nucks show up twice in 2 weeks for us

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:15 PM    

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I doubt it

The Canucks will have one of those "Pride" games and we will try to eek out an injury laden 2-1 hockey game

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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So should I be rooting for EDM or LA?

EDM winning doesn't help our winning the Pacific.  But EDM winning in regulation should eliminate LA.  Tough decisions

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:17 PM    

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They look fucking terrible right now though

It should be 5-0 with only 5 minutes gone by in the game.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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I'm rooting for LA

cuz they are toast anyways.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:18 PM    

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I stand corrected

LA wouldn't get eliminated (yet).  SJ would clinch a playoff spot

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Just root for the meteor.

It's very unlikely, but is the best outcome.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Gopher

You are just terrible!

 

=)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:21 PM    

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Also, could we win a game, please?

I know I am terrible. My mother told me so.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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Of course, the Sharks would clinch if they win in reg tonight

That would be my preferred route

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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Jonathan Bernier

On pace for an 8 save shutout. Come on Vancouver!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:22 PM    

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Canucks have that Boeser guy though.

He's good. He also played for UND though, so F him for that.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:24 PM    

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Minny now losing to the Caps 4-2 late in the 3rd

Ovie has a PPG hat trick

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:25 PM    

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Wow.

The Wild have imploded almost as badly as we have, if not worse.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:26 PM    

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Now 4-3 Caps

Maybe the Wild can beat someone besides the Sharks this month.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:29 PM    

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AYO BOYS

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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I PUT MONEY DOWN ON THE SHARKS FOR THIS GAME

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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SO LETS GET A 2+ GOAL WIN

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:30 PM    

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I'll take an any number of goals win

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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Well I want to win 7 dollars

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:31 PM    

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So 2+ tonight

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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That's rather dangerous.

I hope the return is large compared to the bet.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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7 doll hairs?!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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I like the games when the Sharks win

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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i put down 3, can win 7

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:32 PM    

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I need to cash out of this website, and the minimum to cash out is $20

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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and I'm at $15 right now

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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I hope you are 7 dollars richer tomorrow

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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So if you get the 7

You will have earned 2 bucks?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:33 PM    

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4 bucks

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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Hey Marleau

Do you guys think you should win tonight?

 

-uhm yeah, obviously

LOL

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:35 PM    

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sorry I'm at $16 right now

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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#terribleInterviewQuestionsFromJamieBaker

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:36 PM    

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Minny tied it with 26 seconds left

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:37 PM    

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Because Dubnyk giving up a 5th goal in overtime

Is exactly what my fantasy team needs right now

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Johanssen is murding my team in fantasy tonight

3 assists all on the PP

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:38 PM    

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Man the lines tonight look fantastic

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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I'm excited as hell

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Way to many Ranger fans in the crowd

Already pissed off

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:39 PM    

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Hansen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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!!!!!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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GPALZ?

GPALZ!!!!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:41 PM    

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RIGBY!

HANSEN!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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uhm

Do the Sharks know how to play with a lead ?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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A goal in a

New York minute

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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This is a rare territory we are in now

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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Shit, they already look better than the last three games

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 10:42 PM    

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So let's not sit back

Go get more!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:43 PM    

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Hansen

He's a trooper

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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so much more speed tonight

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:44 PM    

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Everyline looks awesome

minus the Marleau line lol. Patty got screwed!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:45 PM    

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actually I like that line

Karlsson and Marleau with speed, Wardo can park himself in front of the net

 

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:46 PM    

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I wouldn't mind seeing Burns and America

to get on the board tonight

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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That line a shooter and 2 forecheckers basically

No set up guys

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Point shots definitely on that line

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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If the D is active, that line is OK

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:48 PM    

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Eh.

Patty can do it all, right?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Fucking Marcus Johansson

Basically ended my championship match. 4 assists, 3 pp play points in 1 single game.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:49 PM    

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Need to keep the puck on our stick more than along the boards

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Dubnyk is ending my championship hopes as well.

You are not alone.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Minny lost in OT

So 3-10-2 in March.  ANA up 3-0 after 1 (fucking Nucks).  EDM up 2-1 over the Kings after 2.

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:51 PM    

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Damn you Vancouver!

I'm against Jonathan Bernier too. Not looking good!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:52 PM    

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Some of the early energy has faded

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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We need teal power rangers

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:53 PM    

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Or cats.

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It didn't gif...

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 10:55 PM    

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Teal Power Ranger Power

Related image

 

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:56 PM    

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CSN is changing their name

NBC Sports California

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:57 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:58 PM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 10:59 PM    

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Crap!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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Another NZ turnover

that ends up in the net

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:00 PM    

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PP Time

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Crap.

Good plays, Sharks. Not bad plays.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:01 PM    

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Crap, can't let out Marleau line get stuck out there

against there 4th line. That is a mismatch!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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their**

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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My spelling sucks tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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our*

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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PP.

Can we score on those yet?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:02 PM    

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We only score on the PP

If we are already losing 5-0

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:03 PM    

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Decent looking PP

Both units, not sure why Labanc made the 1st unit though

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:05 PM    

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Probably just to slot in for Couture

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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PP OK, except for that SH breakaway at the end

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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Reason #1

To not have Pavelski on the point

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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No kidding

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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And now a PK.

Maybe we could score on that?

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PK

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:06 PM    

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All and all, a much better show from the Sharks

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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We haven't had a Sharks SHG in a while

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:07 PM    

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Burns

SHG would be a God send

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:08 PM    

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This team really has to keep the puck on their sticks on the PP and not along the boards

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Dayum

I can see why the Canucks fans like this Hansen fella

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Also, Ward looking more and more like a 4th liner

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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Melkman!!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:09 PM    

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SHG!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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SHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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NOICE!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Called it!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Fucking called it.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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No look shot!

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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Wow!

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:10 PM    

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RIGBY!

MELKMAN SHORTIE!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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I'm okay with

Hansen-Hertl-Boedker for the rest of the year. Instant chemistry

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:11 PM    

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Then we need Melker-Patty-Donkey

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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Move Ward to the 4th line too

FFS

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:12 PM    

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Labanc on the top line instant chemistry too

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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It always has been, they shouldn't break that up

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Ehh, I'm not sold on them out of the woods until they start winning two of every three

But man has this period been a refreshing sight to see

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Correct me if I'm wrong

but Melkman has been out during the whole losing streak, right?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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I like Labanc with the Joe's as well

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:13 PM    

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Our team also had multiple players with the Flu and a Vlasic injury

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:14 PM    

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Could Melker be the key to everything?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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Pretty good 1st period.

Now let's keep it up!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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More of that, please

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:15 PM    

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I would like

4 power play assists from Burns please. I need to offset that Marcus Johannson guy in fantasy

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:16 PM    

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I would be OK with that

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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Anaheim up 4-0 on Vancouver

Canucks have like 2 shots in the game. That is a shutout win for sure.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:17 PM    

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It could be worse

Ryan Miller has stopped 3 straight breakaway attempts lol.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:18 PM    

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Curtis Brown not so subtly saying the Sharks spend too much time on the perimeter of the offensive zone

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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Something I've been yelling at the TV at for months

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:19 PM    

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lol

Has Curtis Brown ever been subtle about anything?

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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!!

Vancouver got a shot on goal

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:20 PM    

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He was very subtle when he was on the Sharks

I forgot he was on the team at times

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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lol

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:21 PM    

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man jamie baker asks some really dumbass questions

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:22 PM    

(0)

Questions like...

Marleau, do you think winning tonight is important? 

Answer: Yeah, obviously

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:23 PM    

(1)

box score looks good

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 28 2017 | 11:27 PM    

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I can't believe actually are defending what Haley did

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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and now sharks have a dude with 10 goals

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 28 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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So, assuming that the Sharks can win this game

and all the lines look good, what is the probability that Haley will play the next game?

 

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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That's not even hockey or old-time hockey, that's just straight up suckering someone

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:28 PM    

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Again, I know it's bad karma, but man, I would love Haley to be sidelined with a sprain that takes him out the rest of the season

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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A fist strain?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:29 PM    

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If we play well, I don't think he'll be put back in.

But I wouldn't be suprised if he plays next game.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Let's go boys!!

More Sharks GPALZ!!!

 

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Plz don't only use the perimeter of the offensive zone

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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plz

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:31 PM    

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Pretty please, with sugar on top

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:32 PM    

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Timo, don't stop!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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See, have the entire middle of the ice there, and they pass it

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Come on Timo

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:34 PM    

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Why do the Sharks always turn away from the goal

and head for the boards or the blue line?

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:35 PM    

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Exactly

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Allergic to the middle of the zone for some reason

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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Because Sharks.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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It's wide open too, Marleau had that one great shot at the start of this period there

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:39 PM    

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LA lost to EDM

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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LOL the Oilers clinched before us

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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And we had that gigantic lead on the division like 2 weeks ago

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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Anaheim

Dominating Vancouver

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:41 PM    

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ANA, EDM, and SJ

clinched playoff berths with the LA loss

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:42 PM    

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Hey, we're in.

Now let's win this game.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:43 PM    

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Fucking post

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:45 PM    

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A little too much action in the Sharks zone

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:48 PM    

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That was beautiful puck movement

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Need more of that creativity

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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They were all sitting back waiting for the dump, and it never came

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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TWSS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:49 PM    

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Cobra!!!!!

GPALZ!!!!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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THE 4TH LINE SCORES

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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AND LOOK WHO'S NOT ON IT

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:52 PM    

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Hey, more GPALZ!

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 28 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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RIGBY!

REIGN OF TIERNEY!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 28 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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It is truly amazing what happens

when they attack the net

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:53 PM    

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3/4 lines

look fantastic tonight

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:54 PM    

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Look what happens when all 4 lines can score

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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Amazing

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:55 PM    

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If this doesn't convince PDB not to play Haley

I don't know what will

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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OMG, how did Meier not get that!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:57 PM    

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Ward decision making has been poor today

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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I'm back

Had to take a break for dinner

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 28 2017 | 11:58 PM    

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hai

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 28 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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WOOT

Playoff bound! Who's scored? I'm too lazy to look

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 28 2017 | 11:59 PM    

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All of the GPALZ

Have been scored.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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Who the fuck are these guys

wearing teal tonight? 

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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LOL DID THEY JUST CALL THAT ON MARLEAU

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:00 AM    

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Marleau got blind sided to the face

gets penalty for doing exact thing back to said guy

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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Hey Gopher

Minnesota hockey lost to Notre Dame :P

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:01 AM    

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Also

Like my new avatar?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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The rivalry begins

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:02 AM    

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Clean hit from Patty

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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Crap!!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:03 AM    

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Charlie Im'a fight you.

Also, fuck you refs.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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Bullshit call

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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And fuck Stepan for scoring.

And being a badger.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:04 AM    

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Gopher how's it feel to know

That Minny is the only ranked team that didn't make the Frozen Four?

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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I'd like to see that kind of period by the Sharks

for the next two and a half months

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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Eh, sucks

But hey, they go into another period with a lead! 

 

HOW ABOUT THAT FOLKS?

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 12:05 AM    

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Only ranked team?

Huh?

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:07 AM    

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There were 4 ranked seeds in the tourney

1 Denver

2 Harvard

3 Minn-Duluth

4 Minny

The other 3 made it to the Frozen Four. The Gophers were eliminated in the first round

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:08 AM    

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That penalty call was poverty

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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Hey, Vancouver scored a goal!

Only 4-1 now

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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Ah yes, 1 seeds.

What can I say? Cal Petersen is good at hockey.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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I swear to God, I better not see another post advocating for Michael Haley on FTF

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:09 AM    

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But, #Grit

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:11 AM    

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And Minny clearly isn't

tongue-out

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:12 AM    

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Our 6 consecutive conference championships beg to differ.

Our team as a whole is good at hockey. Our goalie? Not so much.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:13 AM    

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USA Hockey apparently blinked

The USA Women will be playing in the WC after getting a new deal from USA Hockey.  Good for them!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:15 AM    

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I was a little worried they would have to boycott the WC.

Glad something got figured out.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:16 AM    

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Bah Minny is trash

Wisconsin is once again the better program in everything

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Haley

doesn't have much to do with the Sharks sucking the last 6 games though. That being said, I hope he's done for the year.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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I am having fun

Trolling Gopher

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:17 AM    

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Not to mention that the NHLPA said that they'd boycott the Men's Worlds

if the Women's team boycotted

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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College rivalries are tons of fun

I can tell already

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Fuck Adirondack Community College!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:18 AM    

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Fuck the Badgers. Also Iowa. And NoDak.

Very fun.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Haven't seen shit so far tonight

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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Yeah, it really never has been about Haley the person

It has been about playing a more talented player in that spot and getting full value (including goals) out of the 4th line

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:19 AM    

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but liking the score and depth scoring

things going well in general?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Haley

being out of the lineup has nothing to do with the rest of the team stepping up though (outside of the 4th line being infinitely better)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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should i hold off on that Haley neck tattoo?

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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Sharks were fun to watch in the 2nd period

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:20 AM    

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I think the Sharks were pissed that Haley got suspended

and are playing with energy because of that Haley fight

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:21 AM    

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HAHA

Surf, take that to FTF and get into a one sided argument with Jake

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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No thanks

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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The Sharks responded to Haley punching that guy in the face - Surf

There is no opinion, but mine - Jake S

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:22 AM    

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LOL

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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that would be fun

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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lol

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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OK, boys

Close this thing out

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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I sarcastically said there was no racism in hockey hehe

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Hey Gopher

Minnesota is our bitch. In everything

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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=P

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:23 AM    

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Char, if I go down to Madison for our series with you.

I will find you. And I will drunkenly fight you.

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Honestly though, I feel bad for Jake

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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Charlie is a lax goalie

He can take a lump or two!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:24 AM    

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A lot of these new commentors have really, REALLY poor takes

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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Back in the day, we would have had a bunch of fun with these issues

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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Fuck!

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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I'd feel bad for Jake

If he wasn't such an asshole

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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But now, it looks like a bunch of people believe in what they say

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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Goddamnit

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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I'm gonna lose my bed

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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*bet

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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same thing

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:25 AM    

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...

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Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Again, that's the result of a poorly timed icing

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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oh shit

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Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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Aw crap

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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I told you guys

That Marleau line is a disaster, now I'm right, they have been on the ice for all 3 goals.

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:26 AM    

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4 on 4

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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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Wardo has destroyed that line

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Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:27 AM    

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Problem is I like that 4th line too

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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RE: Jake

He brings it on himself most times. Sometimes people goad him, but for the most part he is real quick to go ape shit and call someone a fucking idiot who disagrees or provides an alternative

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:28 AM    

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The problem is

We won't bench Ward, he needs rest. He is gassed. Give him a week off for the damn playoffs!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Gah, Rangers are definitely going to score now

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Now 4 on 3

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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THATS A WEAK CALL

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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DIVE

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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Its like

"Thermostat should always be at 67 degrees and if you think otherwise you are a lost cause moron and case closed"

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:29 AM    

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This is great. Just great.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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These fucking refs

I know that is technically a trip, but Patty was taken out in the first period behind his own net infront of both refs the same exact way.

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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Rangers have gotten away with trips all game and they call this weakass

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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kill this, please

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:30 AM    

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Yeah I have no sympathy for Jake. At all.

And Gopher, Wisconsin hockey>Minnesota hockey

Come at me

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:31 AM    

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Dammit!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:31 AM    

(0)

oh fuck

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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fucking refs

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Nice play by the Rangers

Should have never been a PP though.....

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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who the hell is the skjei cat?

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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3 bullshit calls

3 goals

 

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Ah shit

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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Aaaannnnd Shit.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:32 AM    

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lets get this thing rolling again

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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don't dump and chase, do what you did in the first 2 periods

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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If there is ever a night we come back in the third

it is tonight, our team has looked good. I won't even be pissed if we lose if we keep up the pressure. Fucking refs are rigging this shit

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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And you know what?

The Sharks have been the better team for the first two periods. Be a shame not to get at least one point out of this. 

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 12:33 AM    

(0)

Refs fucked me out of my money

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:33 AM    

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STOP THIS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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They're not supporting each other again ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:34 AM    

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CONTROL THE DAMN PUCK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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DON'T LET IT OFF YOUR STICKS

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:35 AM    

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if we go back to the dump and chase, we're losing

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:36 AM    

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This is frustrating

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:38 AM    

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And I'm talking to myself so that's not helping

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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I missed the first and second

but I think this is the most nervous I've been watching a Sharks game since June

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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Just figured I'd let you rant

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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Fuck shit fuck.

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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I'm here

I hear or read

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:39 AM    

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Rangers are sitting back with the lead now, the dump and chase WILL NOT work

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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I don't even play hockey and I know it because it's common sense

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:40 AM    

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Pulled goalie goal night

Calling it right now!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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Are they also not calling penalties on NY anymore?

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:41 AM    

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I agree, SJST

I see Jones icing it with an ENG

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:42 AM    

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SHOOT THE PUCK

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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STOP PASSING IT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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GODDAMNIT

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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WE NEED A GOAL

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:43 AM    

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put the thing

IN THE PLACE!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:45 AM    

(0)

*

Gpal

Darth Vader of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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7 mins

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:45 AM    

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nah they aren't going to win tonight

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:46 AM    

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immediately went back to their gameplan from the past 6 games

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:46 AM    

(0)

Sharks won a faceoff!

Redo!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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hit the net!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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finally a SOG!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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idiots

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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gut check time

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:47 AM    

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god this team is so frustrating

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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and PDB isn't coaching them because they went away from everything that was working in the first 2 periods

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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these guys might never win a game again

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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and they'll put haley back into the lineup

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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fuck

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:48 AM    

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im mad

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:49 AM    

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Come on Sharkies

We need to win this for the fans!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:50 AM    

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now we're losing every puck battle

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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oh god, that was almost lights out

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:51 AM    

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fuck this shit

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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keep doing what doesn't work

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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COBRA!!!!!!!

GPALZ!!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:54 AM    

(0)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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WTF

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:54 AM    

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yes!!!!!!!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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Sweet pass by Hansen

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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ALL THAT NEGATIVITY WORKED

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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nice pass, hansen!!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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RIGBY!

REIGN OF TIERNEY!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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Cobra!

GPALZ! And not a moment too soon!

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:55 AM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 29 2017 | 12:55 AM    

(3)

Nice of you to show up!

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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hansen producing now that he's not on the top line

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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starting to wonder if jumbo and pavs are the problem

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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lol

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:56 AM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 29 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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Thank you Haley!!!

give credit where its due

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 12:57 AM    

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Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 29 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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C'MON GUYS, LET'S GET TWO! LET'S GET TWO!

LET'S GET TWO!

LET'S GET TWO!

LET'S GET TWO!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 12:58 AM    

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Irbe...

You are a rare breed

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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wot u say m8

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 29 2017 | 12:59 AM    

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Irbe you missed me trolling Gopher

Wisconsin is better than Minnesota at everything

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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OHAI

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:00 AM    

(0)

OHAI

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Yay!! A point!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:00 AM    

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Pickles, lol

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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This is patently untrue.

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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Not going to chance blowing a point

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:01 AM    

(0)

team is so nervous, hold it behind the net for 20 seconds

not fucking with that

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:01 AM    

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GOT A POINT!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:01 AM    

(0)

Oh look, it's a ghost

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 29 2017 | 01:01 AM    

(1)

never been so happy for a sharks point!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:01 AM    

(0)

Go get the win!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:02 AM    

(0)

YUGE exhale

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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Hello Ghost de Link Gaetz

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 01:02 AM    

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I just signed on to to tell you to check your privilege and to slam the patriarchy

BECAUSE HOCKEY IS RACIST GO SHARKS

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:03 AM    

(0)

There is no racism in hockey

#benchWard

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:03 AM    

(0)

Triggered 

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 29 2017 | 01:03 AM    

(0)

cheers Jones

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:05 AM    

(0)

PP Time

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:05 AM    

(0)

they better score here

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:05 AM    

(0)

HOLDEN the stick

I GET IT

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:06 AM    

(0)

Nick Holden?

I thought he was an Av!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:06 AM    

(0)

GHOST!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:06 AM    

(2)

Holy shit I haven't seen you post in ages!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:06 AM    

(3)

oh man

Schlemnko was a golden boy right there

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 01:07 AM    

(2)

WOOKIEE!!!!!!!

WIN!!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:07 AM    

(2)

BURNZIE

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

BURNZIE

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

THAT WENT IN?!?!?!

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

\

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

thank you

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

Finally!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

!!!!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

i lost my bet tho :(

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(3)

HOLY BALLS A WIN

Falkor the Sex Dragon is here

Posted by: Irbe's Pads  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

GPALZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMN WE NEEDED THAT

PaulMartin.gif

Posted by: Golden State Gopher  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

TEAL THIS BITCH OUT!!!!!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:08 AM    

(2)

RIGBY!

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Posted by: Alex Houston  Mar 29 2017 | 01:09 AM    

(3)

My fantasy team

got a boost from that too!

God Emperor of sjsharktank.com

Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:09 AM    

(3)

TEAL TEAL TEAL TEAL !!!!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:09 AM    

(2)

WAIT I NEED TO POST THE GIF

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:09 AM    

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WE BACK BITCHES FINALLY

"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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POST THE GIF!

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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Thank fuck!

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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Looks like

Ghost needs to attend every game here for now on. For the Sharks sake

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:10 AM    

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Ok, home and homes with western canada

do things

'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke

Posted by: sippy_sharky  Mar 29 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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Beat West Canada!!!!

San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration

Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:12 AM    

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:13 AM    

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"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin

Posted by: sharkzfan  Mar 29 2017 | 01:14 AM    

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I just might

I've been threatened with the banhammer a few times over at our old stomping grounds.  It really has gone to shit, so I've kept myself occupied during games interacting with a lot of our old crew on twitter.  I'm not a fan of the social justice idiocy being pushed, and the fact "most" of the writers know jack shit about hockey.

 

I'm scared to post fucking gifs or come up with risque Sharks memes over there. You know, general chicanery.  We all used to all be a little raunchy while respecting boundaries over there, and now they think the SJ patch on the jersey stands for 'social justice".

 

They can fuck off. I don't need someone pushing their feminist mantra on me while I'm watching hockey. It's a shame they've literally burned the site to the ground.  I am extremely thankful for the invite here.  I hope I can figure out the format a little more so I can get shitfaced and post shitty gifs 'til I have diarrhea.

 

I've played hockey, figure skated, and coached for over 30 years.  I've written for an SB Nation blog, so I hope to figure out how to make a fanpost-type thing here... eventually. I have a radio set up if someone ever wants to collab on an interactive podcast Oh, and I can make diarrhea jokes.

 

Again, thanks for inviting me here. Those kids can eat my shit.

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:24 AM    

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I just might

I've been threatened with the banhammer a few times over at our old stomping grounds.  It really has gone to shit, so I've kept myself occupied during games interacting with a lot of our old crew on twitter.  I'm not a fan of the social justice idiocy being pushed, and the fact "most" of the writers know jack shit about hockey.

 

I'm scared to post fucking gifs or come up with risque Sharks memes over there. You know, general chicanery.  We all used to all be a little raunchy while respecting boundaries over there, and now they think the SJ patch on the jersey stands for 'social justice".

 

They can fuck off. I don't need someone pushing their feminist mantra on me while I'm watching hockey. It's a shame they've literally burned the site to the ground.  I am extremely thankful for the invite here.  I hope I can figure out the format a little more so I can get shitfaced and post shitty gifs 'til I have diarrhea.

 

I've played hockey, figure skated, and coached for over 30 years.  I've written for an SB Nation blog, so I hope to figure out how to make a fanpost-type thing here... eventually. I have a radio set up if someone ever wants to collab on an interactive podcast Oh, and I can make diarrhea jokes.

 

Again, thanks for inviting me here. Those kids can eat my shit.

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 01:24 AM    

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Happy to have you

Dmitriy recommended you. Kurt(SJSTFan) created the site from scratch so he can get you set up with writer priviledges and stuff. I wrote a slightly outdated article a few months back that's pinned on the front page that kinda explains what we're about here. Basically for now we're just a GDT spot, but starting next season we hope to become a full-fledged FTF alternative with regular articles and twitter and such. If you feel the need to vent about the things you hate about FTF, feel free. You'll find most of us aren't exactly Jake Sundstrom's biggest fans. Once again happy to have you.

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 01:38 AM    

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Almost forgot

Final Comment Count

 

SJST:403

 

FTF:136

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Posted by: ChardouglatheUte  Mar 29 2017 | 01:46 AM    

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The site is a work in progress Ghost

but I'm trying to make it better on a weekly basis. Email me at colokurt9@gmail.com . I can set you up with fanposts and invite you to our ever going google chat (which is really fucking crazy)

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Posted by: SJSTFan  Mar 29 2017 | 02:01 AM    

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Oh, i'm just here to get drunk and watcfh hockey.

but if you need me for anything, I might be able to help. I'll email you manana or something.

Posted by: GhostofLinkGaetz  Mar 29 2017 | 02:11 AM    

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