Sharks vs Preds GDT
Irbe's Pads 25 March 2017
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Don't question the picture
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 07:56 PM
On the plus side
That Matt Irwin hat trick is gonna be..... fun
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:00 PM
Irwin cock trick in the 3rd
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:13 PM
Uhm
What's a cock trick
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:16 PM
The accompanying profile picture
Is just A1
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:17 PM
Damn, wrong thread
Tierney, Vlassic out
Demelo, Meier in
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:18 PM
No Vlasic
= Uh oh
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:19 PM
oh shit
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:19 PM
Irbe, I hope we don't find out...
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:19 PM
Vlasic is apparently ill
Tierney day-to-day upper body
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:20 PM
What? Irwin's cock trick?
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:20 PM
Crap!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:20 PM
Oh no here we go
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:20 PM
Strap in
We're going fer a ride!
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:21 PM
damn nice save
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:22 PM
What a weird play
that led to their goal
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:22 PM
is it nuts?
but i think this game is huge: sharks fold or sharks show up. black or white.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:22 PM
As long as Irwin doesn't score
We're good
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:22 PM
And here is today's Haley fight
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:22 PM
and then we know what we got for the post season: either a 1st round exit or maybe a run
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:22 PM
@Sippy
I mention that in my preview
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:23 PM
How important this game is for morale
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:23 PM
ah cheers
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:23 PM
The Sharks scoring a goal this period
would be a good thing
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:23 PM
sippy and irbe on the same page FTW
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:24 PM
i want baby steps with sharks but i also want massive change immediately
i'm american
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:24 PM
United
In not seeing Irwin's cock trick
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:24 PM
I'd like the Sharks to score more goals than the other team tonight
I think that'd put us on the right track
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:24 PM
salute, CAWS
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:24 PM
Besides the goal
we look leaps and bounds better than last night. Though, that's a really low threshold of comparison
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:25 PM
Can I just say
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:25 PM
I'm worried that this team is about to get one-and-doned in the playoffs
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:26 PM
feel you, sharkz
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:26 PM
very concerned with that possibility
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:26 PM
You're not the only one concerned about that
I'm apart of that group as well
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:26 PM
Not only do they look like a shell of themselves, they look predictable even from my perspective
Which is exactly why we lost to the Penguins
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:26 PM
I think that is a shared concern
with all Sharks fans right now
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:26 PM
This isn't a funk right now, teams have literally figured out how to gameplan against us
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:27 PM
And we can't adjust
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:27 PM
Well we're also not doing ourselves any favors
And it seems like the coaching staff isn't making their adjustments to how the other team is playing us
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:28 PM
We do all these "lineup adjustments", but we literally leave the one pylon in the lineup every game
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:29 PM
potential first round opponents all seem like tough tests, but will be no contest if SJ plays like it has the last bit
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:29 PM
Fighting and "grit" isn't what you need in a playoff game (and at this point, a regular season game)
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:29 PM
It also doesn't help that our offense is predicated from the blue line
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:29 PM
But our CS is intent on changing up everyone except Haley
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:29 PM
Yes, almost all of our offense relies on point shots
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:30 PM
And teams have gameplanned against that by putting everyone in front of the net
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:30 PM
And we're just like HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:30 PM
There's zero creativity, its the same goddamn thing every single time
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:30 PM
Right now that is our offense
When we're at our best, we go to the dirty areas (front of the net, face off circles, etc.). Bakes literally just said what I was thinking as I wrote this, hahaha
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:31 PM
Yeah, we don't ever take it to the net
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:31 PM
I hope Haley comes out soon/for P.O.s
But there are 11 better forwards ahead of him that have all looked like shit and produced jack shit over this last stretch
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:31 PM
Fuck, we aren't bringing up Labanc, who was arguably one of the most effective forwards who just couldn't score
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:32 PM
I agree a better forward would help
but SJ needs more production from everyone further up to be successful
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:32 PM
oh angry Joe situaish
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:32 PM
what was that about?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:33 PM
I was telling Bockerz, we should honestly try putting Burns on forward on random shifts
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:33 PM
We gotta mix it up at this point, get some kind of spark and creativity to get the team going
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:33 PM
The guys are slamming their heads against a brick wall and wondering why things aren't getting better
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:33 PM
Well, at least someone showed some heart so far
Now let's get our game established
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:34 PM
Burns to forward, at least for the odd shirt or two
I could get behind that
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:35 PM
This team has all the talent to make it far, but I'm afraid the complacency of the coaching staff is going to kill us
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:35 PM
I posted the Burns to forward in FTF today
mostly as a joke/thought experiment, but fuck, it maybe worth it? Lets see how tonight goes.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:35 PM
Maybe this is what people said about Deboer, he has that one good year, then everyone hates him
I didn't want to believe it, and chalked it up to his poor talent on the Devils, but it makes sense sadly.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:35 PM
PDB had his finals appearance in 2012
And then shit
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:36 PM
This team looks no different from the start of this losing streak
Fuck, this fucking sucks.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:37 PM
About PDD...It is possible, who knows.
I hope he hasn't lost the room, but IDK.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:37 PM
Sorry for all the negativity.
This team should be doing better and I really believe that they have what it takes to win it all this year (depth and roster and all), but we're playing to about 30% of our potential right now. And I'm fucking pissed.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:37 PM
This fucking sucks
We've choked away our division lead
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:38 PM
Losing really sucks
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:38 PM
We've scored 5 times
In 5 fucking games
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:38 PM
And lost twice to FUCKING DALLAS.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:39 PM
INCLUDING A FUCKING 1-0 LOSS.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:39 PM
goddamn
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:39 PM
No worries, @sharkzfan
the negativity is deserved and real
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:39 PM
no suga suga here, real talk
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:39 PM
WE SCORED ONCE IN TWO GAMES AGAISNT DALLAS
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:39 PM
I can't even english
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:40 PM
All the shit that we've asked for for years, we've finally got it all
6 deep D corp, 4 lines we can run the entire time, and a non-top heavy lineup
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:40 PM
But we rely solely on point shots, Haley is in the lineup every fucking game
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:40 PM
And we don't adapt from the stupid fucking piece of shit DUMP AND CHASE WHICH DOESN'T FUCKING WORK AGAINST FASTER TEAMS
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:40 PM
WHICH IS BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE SINCE WE'RE ALL OLD
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:40 PM
Pass to Burns
Point shot
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:40 PM
ok i
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:41 PM
We must be really hard to figure out
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:41 PM
i'm done, gonna go watch a movie
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:41 PM
Thank god I didn't pay $60 to watch this shitshow in Nashville
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:41 PM
See y'all on the flip side.
Hopefully the Sharks can finally play good hockey again (I don't even want a win at this point, I just want them to get good habits for the playoffs)
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 25 2017 | 08:42 PM
Why are we making a stretch pass to Haley at the blue line?
He isn't going to get a breakaway goal. All that happened is an icing. These stretch passes seldom amount to anything except icing.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:43 PM
See you, Sharkz
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:43 PM
That was awful defense
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:45 PM
jesus
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:46 PM
what was that Burns?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:46 PM
Burns to forward, why not?
Get as good of defensive defense without him if that is how he is going to defend
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:46 PM
And now a PK
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:48 PM
oosh this is
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:48 PM
.....
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:49 PM
The only thing that is currently working is the PK
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:51 PM
This
This....
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 08:52 PM
Guess the Sharks are going for the reverse sweep on this road trip
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:53 PM
yikes yikes yikes
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:55 PM
Howy sheet.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 08:55 PM
So a better effort than last night
because how could it be worse. But the results are the same so far
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:56 PM
Let's think positive, maybe they're trying to make people think they suck so they underestimate them in the playoffs.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 08:57 PM
Hard to think much positive about this
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 08:57 PM
It's a famous sports quote:
"You're never as good as you are when you're winning and never as bad as you are when you're losing." We just need to show more heart and just start chipping back
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 08:58 PM
lulling the league into false sense of confidence then they strike like a shark!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:58 PM
well, i don't know. I missed last night, they don't look horrible tonight but still not doing much to inspire confidence and down 2-0 says it all
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 08:59 PM
Dallas was rock bottom, this is slightly above rock bottom
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:00 PM
Think about it, we made it to the SCF with NICK FUCKING SPALING
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 09:00 PM
They've had some decent shifts and some energy
But that has faded back to the uninspired play we've seen lately.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:01 PM
#progress
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:01 PM
#progress
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:01 PM
Double post oops
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:01 PM
I'm trying to stay positive because I have a positive outlook in general
We have too good of a team for this to be the new norm. It's frustrating as all hell, but our team is way better than the level we've played at for the past 5 1/3 games
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 09:03 PM
I gotta think we'll break out of it eventually
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 09:04 PM
Time to bust out
The lucky Rob Blake jersey
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:05 PM
any fucking thing at this point
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:09 PM
I got this jersey signed at Rob Blake's house for dinner
If this doesn't work...
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:11 PM
C'mon guys
where da power rangers at?!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 09:12 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:14 PM
ok ok
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:15 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:16 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:18 PM
lol
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:19 PM
PP Time
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:19 PM
damn that was a long bonus time situaish
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:19 PM
Patty!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:20 PM
woah!!! what was that??!?!?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:20 PM
a GPALZ?!?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:21 PM
!!!!!!!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:21 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:21 PM
But now followed by a PK
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:21 PM
And the Preds score
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:22 PM
oh god
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:22 PM
i hate this team
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:22 PM
that was quick :(
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:22 PM
Way to get energized by scoring a PP goal!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:23 PM
Well, a PP goal by the Sharks in two consecutive games
Baby steps
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:24 PM
ughhhhhhhhhhh
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:24 PM
I want a potato
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:25 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:26 PM
We had all the momentum after we scored
then dumb penalty, then momentum gone
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 09:27 PM
I'm watching the Isles-Bruins game
Tell me if I miss anything
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:28 PM
get feisty
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:30 PM
Assuming the Sharks lose this game, it will be the longest losing streak in two seasons
They lost 6 in December 2015, but there was one OT loss in that sequence.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:32 PM
fuck, that would have been too much
an own goal on delayed call. close one.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:32 PM
4 min PP
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:32 PM
4 on 3, too
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:32 PM
lets go
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:32 PM
please
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:33 PM
aaaaand a great zone entry
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:33 PM
1. Why was the Puuurrrddsss fans boo'ing?
2. What a stupid shot to take on a 4- on-3
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:34 PM
don't worry
face offs and PP, neither matter
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:35 PM
And our PP is negated by a stupid penalty
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:35 PM
FUCK
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:35 PM
Our Offensive gameplan is about as diverse as a KKK meeting
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:37 PM
^
That's a good sig right there btw
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:38 PM
That was a waste of a 4 on 3 and 5 on 4 PP
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:39 PM
This team right now
Is a waste of time
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:39 PM
I love the Sharks
but goodness do they make me angry right now
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 09:41 PM
They're way too predictable all around.
It's pretty easy for other teams to game plan to beat them and PDB refuses to make in game adjustments to counter
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 09:41 PM
So this will be the longest Sharks regulation losing streak since the start of the 2014-2015 season
(at least)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:41 PM
And that should do it for tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:43 PM
So true
When your offensive gameplan is sling it back to the point and hope for a redirect, that opens the door for speedier teams to take advantage, distrupting the passes and creating 2 on 1 or 3 on 2 chances. Hell, any team can counter the Sharks by piling bodies to the front of the net and blocking shots, a la New York Rangers circa 2012
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:44 PM
annnnnddd that's game
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:44 PM
Well, that does it.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 09:44 PM
Well, that'll do it for me for tonight guys
see you on Tuesday I guess
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 25 2017 | 09:45 PM
X-(
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:45 PM
I knew after the first goal I could've saved some time and stopped watching.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 09:45 PM
God
This Nashville crowd is so fucking degenerate
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:45 PM
that looks like a good goal
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:45 PM
jones just got lost
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:45 PM
Nashville fans
Please get your dick out of your sisters and learn that coaches challenges are a thing
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 25 2017 | 09:46 PM
I think this losing streak might be more frustrating than the blown 3-0
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 09:47 PM
The system this year seems different than last year, in all 3 zones. If this is the way the coaching staff is telling them to play, they need to go.
You can point fingers at the players, but the system is what dictates them how to play.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 09:50 PM
Braun!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:50 PM
a pulse!
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:50 PM
So, assuming they lose, this will match the longest regulation losing streak since January 2011
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:52 PM
Cooch got a puck in the face
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:55 PM
shit
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:56 PM
RIP coochs front left tooth.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 09:57 PM
ouch
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:57 PM
hope he is okay but that looked nasty
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:57 PM
side note about Nashville and teeth:
By brother in law is at the game, his friend whose bachelor party it is tonight happens to be the dentist for the Preds
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:58 PM
Looked like Rinne was delivering a few teeth to the Sharks bench
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:58 PM
maybe he can do some patch work on cooch
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 09:58 PM
Hey, the Sharks scored more than 1 goal tonight
Baby steps
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 09:59 PM
I got my front left tooth fixed by the old red wings team dentist
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:00 PM
His temporary full tooth crown looked better than the permanent one I got from another doctor a few weeks later lol
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:00 PM
well shit, hopefully he is alright
not an ideal situation going into the third but gut check time, maybe SJ can pull something off and get their mojo back
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:03 PM
here's to hoping
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:04 PM
Rinne is a mile out of the net
and the Sharks can't get a shot off
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:20 PM
Welp
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:24 PM
I'm still here... :(
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:27 PM
Why?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:28 PM
I think it says less about the Sharks and more about my Saturday night
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:29 PM
though i'm cool with it
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:29 PM
its rainy AF out and I had long week of work, plus work today for a bit so i'm tranquilo staying in
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:30 PM
I'd be watching the NCAA basketball game
except it is somewhat of a blowout
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:30 PM
Sharks aren't really making it enjoyable, though
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:30 PM
where are they at now?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:30 PM
elite 8?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:30 PM
Drink heavily
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:30 PM
Yeah, elite 8
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:30 PM
still watching, not so much for a comeback but just to see the ship go down
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:32 PM
or if there is any scrappy shit
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:32 PM
its been a little chippy tonight
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:32 PM
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:33 PM
Press gonna get another one.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:33 PM
Preds*
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:33 PM
I think the chippiness is probably a good thing
Getting pissing means that they are at least involved
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:34 PM
any sign of life
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:36 PM
With the Sharks so offensively challenged this year,
they've been very dependent on their defense and goaltending. Unfortunately, recently, the D, and even the goaltending, hasn't been good and it is biting them in the ass.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:36 PM
Haley went after one of the Preds
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:37 PM
yeah, that has shown
no offense and now d and goalie aren't covering for it
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:37 PM
waiting for the replay, looked like a nasty hit
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:38 PM
then Haley clocks him
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:38 PM
That was a nice punch by Haley after he got boarded
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:38 PM
Lol at least Haley just destroyed that guy.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:38 PM
Best thing to happen for the sharks in 2 weeks
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:39 PM
fine with Haley rocking him and standing up for himself
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:39 PM
Yeah, no problem with that fight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:40 PM
I hope FTF doesn't go crazy and post a massive article that focuses 95% on Haley
and 5% on actual worrisome Shark slumping factors
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:41 PM
Fuck jarnkrok. Chicken shit play. Board a player like that in a blowout and then run when Haley tries to fight you.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:41 PM
Lol and naturally a punch is intent to injure but boarding with a high hit isn't.
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:42 PM
yeah it is a dirty play
then runs away when he realized 'oh shit, i hit the one shark who may actually do something directly to me for it'
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:44 PM
When was the last time the Sharks gave up 6 goals
two games in a row
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:44 PM
if you dish it out better be ready to take it
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:45 PM
no idea, yikes
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:45 PM
i hope i'm wrong
but i put a lot into this game, thought it would be black or white: SJ either show up with a real strong effort or more of the same and that would indicate the rest of the year/playoffs
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:46 PM
i hope i am wrong
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:46 PM
this is bad
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:46 PM
I suppose a better effort than last night, but still not close to what you need
giving up too much, not creating enough
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:47 PM
Yeah, better effort but the results are the same
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:47 PM
2 days off before the next game
Hopefully, they can get some rest and get their heads screwed back on for the stretch run.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:48 PM
yeah, fortunately there is still time
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:49 PM
even though this feels like the worst stretch ever
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:49 PM
there is still some games western canada to get it together, so hoping for that
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:50 PM
Unfortunately, this time tomorrow, the Ducks are likely to be 1st in the Pacific
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:50 PM
7-2
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:50 PM
wow
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:50 PM
so maybe yesterday was rock bottom, worse than tonight, but this can only be marginally better
better effort but same result
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:51 PM
Yep
Try again on Tuesday
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:51 PM
night Surf, see you later
better luck Tuesday
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 25 2017 | 10:52 PM
Have a good rest of the night!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 25 2017 | 10:52 PM
Well, at least we know they can't play any worse
Posted by: Antbox Mar 25 2017 | 10:53 PM
It's ok