Sharks @ Wild GDT
SJSTFan 21 March 2017
The Sharks visit the desperate Minnesota Wild. This should be an interesting game!
The Sharks visit the desperate Minnesota Wild. This should be an interesting game!
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Let's score a goal tonight!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 08:30 PM
Go Sharks!!
Gpalz galore, please!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:31 PM
Let's Go Goal!
Let's Go Goal!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:31 PM
Randy and Bret on NBCSN
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:32 PM
Shorks vs. [Minnesota Sports Team]
Let the choke begin
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 08:32 PM
In theory, the ice ought to be better tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:33 PM
Yes
Hopefully that ='s moar gpalz
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:35 PM
Take a guess who that is in the picture guys
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:35 PM
Ooh! Ooh!
Is it Charlie Coyle?
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 08:36 PM
DING DING DING
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:36 PM
Vlasic has the Flu now lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:37 PM
Better to get the Flu out of the way now
Instead of 2 weeks from now. Tieney is better and I guess he is playing tonight.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:38 PM
Seriously, don't these guys get flu shots in November?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:38 PM
Hopefully, the Wild team from the last week or so shows up tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:41 PM
Capts Line tonight
Schlemko with Braun
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:42 PM
Wow
These lines are even more fucked up than last night
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:42 PM
And Haley is fighting
Got to get everyone energized
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:44 PM
No O'Regan?
I liked his play last night.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 08:44 PM
Nope
Tierney on the 4th and Hertl back on the 3rd
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:45 PM
Clearing the O-zone would be nice
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:47 PM
One team is playing like it would like to break out of a slump.
The other... not so much.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 08:49 PM
Where is the post-Haley fight energy?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:49 PM
Nice job dumping it out of the d zone guys!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:51 PM
Some time in the O-zone would be nice
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:52 PM
PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:53 PM
New line name The Good , The Boed, The Ugly -> The Good, The Black, The Ugly
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:54 PM
We can call it the GBU line
to accommodate personnel changes
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:56 PM
Crap!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:57 PM
Bad positioning by Boed
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:57 PM
Another bad start by the Sharks
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 08:58 PM
Dammit
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 08:58 PM
Uh oh.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 08:58 PM
Can we like, offense?
Gpalz....please?
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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 08:59 PM
What is the "offense" that you speak of?
Is that something that the Sharks do?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:00 PM
GG guys
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:00 PM
= (
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:00 PM
Lately, they do not offense
Good teams do though
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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 09:00 PM
3 SOG in the first 15 minutes
just isn't going to do it
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:06 PM
Honestly, the Sharks are just playing lazy
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:11 PM
And now a PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:11 PM
Please kill this Sharks
Also, I don't like DeMelo anymore
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 09:12 PM
His shine has worn off a little, huh?
He was always going to be a bottom pairing guy, I thought.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 09:14 PM
Most valuable Shark of the period:
Martin Jones. Praise be upon his name
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 09:14 PM
Well, that wasn't good
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:14 PM
Unfortunately, Jones needs to be the most valuable Shark in the 1st
because the rest of the team doesn't show up
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:15 PM
This team is just ridiculous now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:15 PM
The positive fan in me says this:
We had to figure the Wild were going to come out ready to play on home ice. We kind of weathered the storm a bit that period but let's try to impose our will on them for the next 40 mins
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Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 09:15 PM
Wonder why there's no offense
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:16 PM
And shuffle everyone in and out of the lineup except Haley
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:16 PM
Wild 11 SOG, Sharks 4 SOG
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:16 PM
Dominating effort
by out d zone clearing
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:16 PM
oour**
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:16 PM
err, I give up
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:16 PM
That was less than stellar.
Maybe Haley getting in another fight will perk everyone up!
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 09:17 PM
If I'm the coach, I'm throwing things in the locker room
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:17 PM
Bockerz told me Haley got whooped in the fight
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:17 PM
Is that true?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:17 PM
More or less
It wasn't an ass kicking, but it was pretty clear who won.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 09:19 PM
This is an abortion on ice
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 21 2017 | 09:19 PM
At least an abortion
can have some benefits
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:21 PM
Minny only has 3 blocked shots
which means that the Sharks only attempted 7 shots in the period. If you don't shoot, you can't score.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:22 PM
I just don't get it
Last years champs are right there for the best in the league spot, we've been better than this for most of the season and now in a clutch moment with the postseason on the horizon, we're losing. And not just losing hard fought matches, but being outplayed in many facets in the game. I just don't fucking get it.
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 21 2017 | 09:23 PM
Burns
No goals in 12 games
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:26 PM
Nap is done
How is hockey?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:28 PM
An abortion on ice
NICE
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:28 PM
We wouldn't know
We haven't seen any yet.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:28 PM
The offense has struggled all year, but now it has gone away completely
The Sharks are on a pace to get 13 fewer goals this year than last. They are on a pace to get 20 (!) fewer PP goals. It seems that the offensive system is broken and unless they try something else, this could be a short postseason.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:29 PM
Let's hope this is the worst part of the season for us
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:31 PM
I hope so
But they need to turn this around soon
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:31 PM
hey all
stuck at work. whats happening?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:32 PM
4 shots in the first
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:32 PM
The usual problems
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:32 PM
should i be concerned?
should i throw thing out the window?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:32 PM
same shit, different game eh?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:33 PM
Only if it
Doesn't get you fired.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:33 PM
the way this place is ran....
probably get a promotion?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:34 PM
PK
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:35 PM
some form of fucked up, maverick, outside the box thinking?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:35 PM
Noticed a KKurz tweet today saying we have the fewest 10+ goal scorers in the league
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:36 PM
Our Defense is great and has kept us afloat all year
But jesus fuck, when does PDB start trying new shit?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:36 PM
He doesn't
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:37 PM
Smart money says never
Because this is hockey
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:37 PM
That's what people say, after the first year people get frustrated with him
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:37 PM
Four with 20+, nobody else above 10
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:37 PM
I remember that too Sharkz
Its bcuz an apparent unwillingness to adapt AT ALL
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:38 PM
:(
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:38 PM
feast or famine with offense
if it wasn't for burns' nutty year where would we be offensively?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:39 PM
its been anemic all year
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:39 PM
Subtract 10 goals from Burns?
Probably still a playoff team in the Pacific, but only just.
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:40 PM
Hertl right on the doorstep
Dillon shoot high into the glove. No rebound
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:40 PM
This
Shoot at the pads, get a rebound
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:41 PM
If Sharkz get bounced first round, what happens this off season?
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:41 PM
I can't help but imagine a lackluster 6 game series awaits this team given their current play...
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:42 PM
Fire Marlow
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:42 PM
Donkey breakaway
No shot
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:43 PM
Fucking Donkey
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:44 PM
Donkey
Deeked himself lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:44 PM
Not shooting on a breakaway?
Sounds like a classic Sharks thing to do.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:44 PM
Probably was looking for a passing option
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:44 PM
Actually just said Nope out loud as soon as it was Donkey
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:44 PM
This is incredibly frustrating
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 09:44 PM
At least my stream is playing industrial metal?
Ministry FTW
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:45 PM
2 SOG this period
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:45 PM
Is it wrong to start to worry we might not even make the playoffs?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:46 PM
We are seriously in danger of going like 1-10 in our last 11 with this
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:46 PM
Fortunately, LA sucks
So we will make the playoffs
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:46 PM
Not shooting the puck on net is seriously putting this team in danger
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:46 PM
Yeah, that's a little crazy
But I wouldn't be surprised if Calgary stays hot and sneaks the division from us
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:46 PM
Knowing these guys, they'd be happy with 6 SOG if they were "quality" chances
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:47 PM
At least CGY lost tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:47 PM
Randy trying to make golf sound exciting lol
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:47 PM
This team can't even do the one thing it's supposed to be good at, win board battles
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:48 PM
God this is so frustrating
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:48 PM
If the Sharks win 2 games or LA loses 2,
the Sharks make the playoffs
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:49 PM
Also, too much of our offense relies on point shots
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:49 PM
Yep
And other teams know it at this point.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:49 PM
PP Time
Not that it matters
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:49 PM
Coupled with our lack of a pure scorer always looking to shoot
Teams can really just run tight point D and collapse down low and it nullifies a big chunk of our proactive offense, everything else is just chance and bounces
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:50 PM
jeez this sounds depressing AF
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:52 PM
glad i'm at work...?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:52 PM
mildly
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:52 PM
This is not worth the watch
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:52 PM
but fuck, this doesn't bode well come April
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:52 PM
no time to wait for the slump to heal or 'regress' or chances will eventually start going in
a couple shit games like these in a row and series is over
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:53 PM
Dubnyk is apparently 0-for-March
That streak looks to be ending tonight
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:53 PM
The most optimistic narrative I have read in the last few days
Is that the Sharks are just going through the motions and will "Turn it on" when the games matter....
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:53 PM
this screams 08 09 limping into the post season but even worse
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 09:54 PM
Giving up a 2 on 1 on the PP
Nice
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:54 PM
I'm not a big believer in "turning it on"
You have to be playing well going into the playoffs. Cruising through the end of the season just puts in place bad habits.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 09:55 PM
Please guys
Please put one past their goalie. Maybe that can get us going
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 09:56 PM
I don't like it this year
This year has seen new teams emerge as contenders (EDM, MIN, CBJ, CGY)
and the normal suspects keep up their success (PIT, CHI)
and so I have yet to see anything that would suggest that cranking it to 100% is gonna get it done
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:58 PM
I'm worried that they're not cruising
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:58 PM
They're actually trying and playing like this
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:58 PM
That's my worry
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 09:58 PM
That's totally warranted at this point
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:59 PM
Remember that time we didn't try and get Staal in FA?
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 09:59 PM
About the only thing good is that they get 2 days off until the DAL-NSH back to back
then 2 more days off before the home game with the Rangers
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:00 PM
lol
Maybe the final six division games will wake them TF up?
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 10:00 PM
They better wake up in the last 6 games
or they will in the wild card position
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:01 PM
True, because that gives CGY and EDM a chance to get +4 points on us
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 10:03 PM
If this is a problem where PDB is unwilling to make system changes,
I think it is incumbent on the team leaders to sit down with the coach and suggest changes
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:06 PM
GPALZ!!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:06 PM
RIGBY!
AWKWARD!
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 21 2017 | 10:06 PM
Patty!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:07 PM
Or we could just brute force our way to goalz, winz, and cupz?
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Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 10:07 PM
PATTY
Oh captain, my captain
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 10:07 PM
Oh ffs
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 21 2017 | 10:07 PM
Crap!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:07 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 10:08 PM
Ok I just predicted that.
I gotta stop watching.
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 10:08 PM
SEAL YOUR FUCKING POST MARTY
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 10:09 PM
And here come the pretzels...
Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep? Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug? Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Posted by: Alex Houston Mar 21 2017 | 10:09 PM
Fuckity, fuck
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:09 PM
I can't do this tonight
Goodnight boys. See you later this week
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 21 2017 | 10:09 PM
Same
Faceoffs do not matter... until they do.
Posted by: JakeBot Mar 21 2017 | 10:10 PM
Patty!!!!
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:10 PM
4 goals in a minute and a half
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:11 PM
After all that, the Sharks are still behind by 1
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:13 PM
2 seconds left in the period
proceeds to pass the puck
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:13 PM
Were you guys posting Power Ranger GIFs or something?
That last few minutes was cray cray
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:18 PM
We might need the Power Ranger GIFs to pull this out
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:24 PM
GIF TIME
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:26 PM
clearly its what we need
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:26 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:27 PM
just got home
box score for the last 2 minutes looks fun
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 10:27 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:27 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:28 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:29 PM
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:30 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:30 PM
If this doesn't get the mojo going, then nothing will
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:30 PM
Then the team really is a lost cause
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:30 PM
Seriously
We have showered this team with kittens, self promoting hockey gifs and power rangers
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:31 PM
Did we have cats?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:32 PM
No, we need cats
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:32 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:33 PM
1-17-1
When trailing in the third? We got this!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:34 PM
I wish Burns would shot pass it more
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:36 PM
Everyone thinks he's gonna shoot and they overpressure him
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:37 PM
I wish he would shoot it
Only 1 sog for him this game and my fantasy match is tight!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:37 PM
i'm switching to the radio
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 10:38 PM
usually stream it, but i got to to my part for the mojo
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 21 2017 | 10:38 PM
Nice poke
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:41 PM
Problem is he has 1 SOG but like 9 shot attempts
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:43 PM
Yeah, I should switch up the mojo too
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:43 PM
1 SOG by the Sharks in the period so far
That's not going to get it done
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:44 PM
I see
I have missed a lot.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 10:45 PM
It seems like every game there are 4 or 5 shifts
where the Sharks just can't clear the puck out of the D-zone
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:45 PM
Warning
I might break this page for a second lol
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:46 PM
PaulMartin.gif
Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 10:46 PM
yep. broke it
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:47 PM
Sharks just getting outworked
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:47 PM
Which has sadly been a theme the last couple games
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:47 PM
Lazy passing, lazy skating
again
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:49 PM
Sharks
Might be sicker than advertised
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:50 PM
Couture has looked awful
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:50 PM
2nd SOG for the period
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:50 PM
Nice job for Martin to wait until a defender to get in front of him before shooting
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:51 PM
I'm beginning to wonder if it might make sense to forget about playoff positioning
and give the players some time off to recover from illness and injuries
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:52 PM
That is a good idea
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:53 PM
Yeah might as well
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:54 PM
Playing like this isn't getting you a win or helping
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:54 PM
Aight guys, I'm out
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:55 PM
Can't handle this torture anymore for the night
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:55 PM
I'll see y'all on Friday
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 21 2017 | 10:55 PM
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:56 PM
I'm guessing that we probably don't want to play MIN in the playoffs
(presumably WCF, if we get that far)
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:59 PM
I don't think
We want to play anyone haha
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 10:59 PM
Actually one team that we've done well with this year
is Chicago
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:00 PM
Marleau's stick
held, no call
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:01 PM
Not that a PP would matter
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:01 PM
It couldn't hurt
No zone time 5v5
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:02 PM
True
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:02 PM
Empty Net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:03 PM
I guess as slumps go
the Wild have had it a lot worse than the Sharks
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:05 PM
Yeah
At least we are barely losing games I gues...Our offense is boring and predictable though. I hope this is the Flu we are watching on the ice. They were looking better 2 weeks ago with Hansen
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:06 PM
Welp, at least the Sharks scored more than 1 goal
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:07 PM
On to Dallas on Friday
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:07 PM
We've scored 2 goals
With a pulled goalie in the past 3 seasons. So I think everyone saw that coming.
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:07 PM
Seriously, why even bother?
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:08 PM
See ya on Friday
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:09 PM
Well Fuck.
We better bust out of this slump quickly, or it's going to be a long summer.
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Posted by: Golden State Gopher Mar 21 2017 | 11:09 PM
cya bro, we got this next game!
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:09 PM
:(
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:16 PM
test
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:20 PM
test again
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:33 PM
test
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 21 2017 | 11:56 PM
no gamethread today?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 24 2017 | 09:05 PM
Go Sharks!