Sharks vs Quacks GDT
Irbe's Pads 18 March 2017
Anaheim and San Jose dual today. Discuss the yummy game here.
Anaheim and San Jose dual today. Discuss the yummy game here.
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Fuck the Ducks!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:48 PM
Late GDT
Because our professional levels are high
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:48 PM
And what a fucking bad start for the Fins
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:49 PM
Not impressed
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:49 PM
PP Time
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:49 PM
Or as we call it
a 2-minute snoozefest
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:50 PM
That first goal pissed me off
Braun looked lost
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 10:50 PM
I can't wait
For our epic PP to flail around
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:50 PM
Not sure what happened earlier
when it looked like Demelo high-sticked Perry
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:51 PM
Thank god
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 10:52 PM
We can finally win now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 10:52 PM
Eaves has 24 goals
wtf
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:52 PM
Seriously though, speed of the Ducks is once again exposing the Sharks
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 10:52 PM
Shoutout to Sportsnet
Covering the Oilers-Cancucks game on 7 different channels
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:54 PM
If the first 10 minutes are any sign
this game is going to be a disaster.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:54 PM
Sportsnet has 7 channels?
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:55 PM
One team played last night
the other didn't. Right now the rested team looks like shit
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 10:55 PM
For the second game in a row
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:55 PM
Sportsnet East, West, Pacific, regular, 1, 360, and sportsnet flames and oilers
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:56 PM
Am I the only one slightly underwhelmed by DeMelo
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 10:56 PM
Yikes, that's more channels than ESPN has
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:57 PM
I, for one, am also very underwhelmed by DeMelo
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:58 PM
I wonder when (if) Schlemko is going to return
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 10:58 PM
Bad news Sharkzfan
Charlie isn't going to Georgia
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:58 PM
Right now, I wouldn't feel guilty if I were to fall asleep during this game
looking like the Blues game part 2 so far
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 10:58 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 10:59 PM
damn that really sucks
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 10:59 PM
tbh i was kinda looking forward to it
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 10:59 PM
He got da blocked
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 10:59 PM
Dillon and those defensive zone turnovers
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:00 PM
It's ok Sharzfan, at least you have that one other dude
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:01 PM
But he's a total loser
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:01 PM
We willingly cheer for the San Jose Shark hockey club
Aren't we all secretly losers?
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:02 PM
Ryan Kesler is a douche
And most likely has small genitalia
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:03 PM
Wait, we're short handed after that shit?
That makes no sense
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:04 PM
The Sharks have played 4 playoff teams this month excluding tonight
They are 1-3, beating only the Caps, losing to MIN, NSH, and STL. And getting beat pretty badly in those 3. Not exactly a confidence builder.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:04 PM
Instigator to Ward
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:04 PM
To be fair
Ward sorta jumped Kesler
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:04 PM
But Kesler's a douche and had it coming
that should at least even out the fact that Ward threw the first punch
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:05 PM
Note my comment above
About Kesler's reproductive organ's size
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:06 PM
Haley on a breakaway....
and nothing
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:06 PM
Haley on a breakway
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:06 PM
I didn't even see your comment prior to now Irbe
helps clarify things a little. Also, the Ward/Kessler wrestling match seems to have woken the Sharks up a little bit
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:07 PM
Imagine if it was anyone else but Haley
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:07 PM
My god, the hardheadedness of this coaching staff is ridiculous
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:08 PM
I'm convinced they're going to bench Karlsson for him now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:08 PM
I didn't have high hopes for Haley on that breakaway
So I wasn't terribly disappointed
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:08 PM
That the Sharks need to be woken up against
a big rival is not good
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:08 PM
And at home
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:08 PM
Haley
Literally shot it right into Bernier's glove
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:08 PM
Jeez
This is bad
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:09 PM
Nice individual play
By CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHH
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:10 PM
PP Time
Snooze......
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:11 PM
Too bad he couldn't get it past Bernier
seemed like he got held a little too
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:11 PM
Fuck me
another PP...
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:11 PM
PP time
Popcorn making time!
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:11 PM
Unless we can whip our PP's out real nice
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:12 PM
Now 5 on 3
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:12 PM
Ok
Our PP better work now
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:12 PM
TIme to pass the puck around
and not take any shots
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:13 PM
We need to win the FO
otherwise I'll be a bit nervous
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:13 PM
COOCH!!!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:14 PM
Beautiful work boys
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:14 PM
Holy shit!!!!
We actually scored on the PP. Yes it was a 5 on 3, but still...
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:15 PM
What a shot by CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:15 PM
I missed the goal
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:15 PM
What happened
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:15 PM
That's one of the few 5 on 3s that the Sharks
actually scored on this year
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:15 PM
5-3 goal by
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:16 PM
Wait
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:16 PM
The sharks not only scored on a PP
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:16 PM
but also a 5 on 3?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:16 PM
some crazy voodoo shit going on here
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:16 PM
Yes
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:16 PM
Thanks to
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Ok I'll stop
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:16 PM
Considering the complete shitshow the beginning of the game was,
the Sharks are very fortunate that this is tied.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:17 PM
Why did it take so long for the Sharks to start playing halfway decent?
Looked like complete shit prior to the wrestling match
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:17 PM
Also, we have an abbreviated PP to start the 2nd
and I'm not talking about Kesler's little PP either
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:18 PM
Yeah the fact that they need "motivation" kinda scares me
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:19 PM
Falkor the Sex Dragon is here
Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:19 PM
If a fight is what they need to get going,
they ought to have Haley fight someone on the opening faceoff. They really can't afford to wait until the end of the 1st period to show up
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:19 PM
Haley
DO HALEY THINGS
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Posted by: Irbe's Pads Mar 18 2017 | 11:21 PM
Yet he somehow ended up with one of the best scoring chances of the period
go figure
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:22 PM
And in typical Haley fashion
Didn't exceed expectations
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:23 PM
One significant difference I've notice in the PP since the beginning of March is that
Burns is playing on the left side a lot of the time. In fact, it looks a lot like the Caps PP, on which Ovi is parked in the left circle, and everyone else is on the other side. When they've moved and passed well, this new PP seems to work better. The problem is when the movement and passing is not sharp.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:30 PM
I still hate the fact that they rely on the boards so much
It's so easy for them to misjudge a bounce and give the PK time to swarm them
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:32 PM
Unfortunately, using the boards seems to be an ingrained habit
that they can't seem to get away from
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:33 PM
Post!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:34 PM
Can a Shark not named Haley get the opportunities he's getting, please?
Literally any other Sharks forward would likely have a 2 goal night
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:37 PM
Jumbo with the veteran move to hook the 3rd man joining the odd man rush
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:39 PM
Well into the 1st period, the Ducks led on the shot clock 10-4
It is now 11-10 Ducks
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:40 PM
Sharks need to finish this game with at least 30 SOG
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:41 PM
We've hit 2 posts already tonight
too bad they don't count as SOG
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:42 PM
Also, why the Donskoi and Boedker line has to use the dump and chase is beyond me
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:42 PM
Glorious scoring chance number 3 for Haley tonight
the percentages are not in his favor tonight I guess
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:46 PM
Or he's just not a goalscorer
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:46 PM
Hey, he had the GWG a couple of nights ago
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:47 PM
Honestly, if Haley had at least a little scoring talent to go with his great hustle,
he'd probably have 10 goals this season.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:48 PM
Yeah if had a little offensive prowess, I would have no issue with him
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:50 PM
It's his total lack of offense which is why I want someone else on that 4th line
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:51 PM
lol bernier was so unprepared for that shot by thornton
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:52 PM
just like the rest of us
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:52 PM
Jumbo surprised him there
by shooting
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:52 PM
I don't remember who was saying earlier they weren't impressed much by DeMelo's play
but you can count me as unimpressed with him lately as well. Schlemko's definitely better and hopefully will return soon. I heard PDB say recently that Schlemko is close
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:54 PM
Fuck!!!!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:54 PM
Dammit
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:54 PM
If you are at the blue line and the D-man is within 5 feet,
don't shoot it. Because more times than not, it ends up as a breakaway going the other way
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:55 PM
Man Jones has been getting such bad puck luck
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:56 PM
Those non-goals by Haley are killing us right now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:56 PM
PK on top of everything
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:56 PM
This game is starting to annoy me
mostly because I know the Sharks are capable of so much better
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 18 2017 | 11:57 PM
just arrived
hi tank nation
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 18 2017 | 11:57 PM
Yeah Sharks are really good team just playing mediocre hockey right now
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 18 2017 | 11:58 PM
Welcome
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 18 2017 | 11:58 PM
I hope this isn't like 08/09 again
Not that Sharks are President Trophy level this year, but I remember that season they stumbled into the post season with win one lose one type of hockey.
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 18 2017 | 11:59 PM
I think that the long season last year
combined with the compressed schedule may finally be getting to them
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:00 AM
Penalty killed
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:01 AM
lots of hockey in the last 18 months, definitely
and world cup for the older guys in Jumbo and Pavs
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:02 AM
Silver lining to all this right now
we're crushing FTF in gamethread comments
"I have big ass"- Tomas Hertl "Desert Dogs"....drink!
Posted by: Captain America's Wookie Squad Mar 19 2017 | 12:03 AM
Win!
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:03 AM
FTF is depressing to me now
I used to always have an FTF tab open at all times. Now I check it like once or twice a month.
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:04 AM
This period seems to be the mirror image of the 1st
The Sharks were dominating possession through the first 2/3 of this period and then the Ducks get a fortunate goal in the last 1/3.
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:08 AM
SJ: make this happen, plz
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:13 AM
So, since ANA played last night,
the Sharks should have more energy in the 3rd, right? Right??
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:17 AM
Sharks just don't have that jump
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:18 AM
I hope they have more energy than i do, i'm fading fast but will keep watching
long week
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:19 AM
Yeah I'm dealing with a bad case of food poisoning from last night
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:20 AM
Hopefully, the Sharks will score multiple goals
to help keep you awake
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:20 AM
It's 12:20 and I'm ready to call it a night
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:20 AM
what did you eat that was off?
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:21 AM
gpalz
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:21 AM
i dunno, but it was coming out of both ends of me at 3 am
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:22 AM
Yeah, I had a similar problem last week
San Jose Sharks - Come for the hockey, stay for the frustration
Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:23 AM
yikes! take care, hermano
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:25 AM
Much better today, just have 0 energy
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:26 AM
Side note: anyone listened to the new Drake album?
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:26 AM
good shift
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:30 AM
no drake album yet
should i? i probably should
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:32 AM
good to see Hansen finishing checks
'Is this thing on?' - Me every time I sing karaoke
Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:33 AM
I'm not a huge Drake fan, so I'm not as hyped about it as everyone else
But there's a couple bangers on there I fuck wit
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:33 AM
Man Ward with the glorious opportunity
"Stats are like seeing a girl in a bikini. It shows a lot but it doesn't show everything." - 49ers WR Marquise Goodwin
Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:34 AM
Just not looking like the puck wants to bounce the Sharks way tonight
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:34 AM
4 on 4
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:35 AM
ok, 4 aside
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:35 AM
Bernier has been playing really well
to keep the Sharks most off the board
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:35 AM
not Toronto Bernier tonight, eh?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:36 AM
Feel like Burns hasn't been getting clean shots to the net recently
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:37 AM
No 2nd star of the week Bernier
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:37 AM
Burns seems to trying too much to get tips
in front of the net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:38 AM
A lot of pressure by the Sharks
Need to get it into the net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:40 AM
looking better, but yeah, get the puck through
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:41 AM
shit, hansen down
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:41 AM
What happened to Hansen
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:42 AM
lol burns shot it right into the body on the ground
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:43 AM
that was a wild sequence
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:44 AM
get in the thing, puck!!!
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:44 AM
Sharks playing with energy again
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:44 AM
finally
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:44 AM
IDK about Hansen
stick? puck? something face problem
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:44 AM
hope he is good
and SJ in general gets through the rest of the season without any injury issues
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:45 AM
that would be a major bummer, to lose a key player in the garbage games
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:45 AM
Hertl with the Joes
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:46 AM
high stick damn
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:46 AM
Dammit, just missed
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:48 AM
Sharks getting too cute again
Just put the puck on net
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:50 AM
why whistle there?
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:51 AM
wasn't even close to being covered
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:51 AM
And as soon as I say that
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:51 AM
Put it in the net
Put it in the net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:51 AM
put the thing
in the thing!
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:52 AM
Hey
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:52 AM
Hey
the Sharks have been waiting for you
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:53 AM
uhm? Haqnsen is hurt?
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:53 AM
Empty Net
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:54 AM
yeah, hansen got a face thing
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:55 AM
no idea what, stick or puck but he missed the last 10 minutes or so
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:55 AM
That could have been better
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:57 AM
They really dump and chase with 30 seconds left and on a line change?!?!?!?
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:57 AM
3-3 on the homestand
which isn't great. Now 4 game road trip to the Central Time zone
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:57 AM
well damn
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 12:57 AM
ANA now back by 4 pts, EDM by 6 pts
Suddenly, the division is tightening up
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:58 AM
bah
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Posted by: SJSTFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:59 AM
Slow starts and lack of energy is killing this team
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 12:59 AM
Sharks need to find their mojo
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 12:59 AM
Need to start playing with some urgency again and stop shooting into players in front of the net
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 01:00 AM
It's starting to get kinda irritating.
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 19 2017 | 01:00 AM
If they'd play with the energy they had in the 3rd
from the start, that would be better
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 01:00 AM
better starts, pucks to the net/through traffic, generate some shots from the slot
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:01 AM
So off to Dallas on Monday
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 01:01 AM
last few games has been a lot of the perimeter shit, looking for the high tips/traffic stuff
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:02 AM
Only 4 games at home left
7 on the road.
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 01:02 AM
I would appreciate trying to get the puck into the middle of the ice for some better shots, not just cycle, back to the point, shot either blocked or wide and repeat
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:03 AM
easier said than done, but please
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:03 AM
not panicking but i am having bad memories of playoffs past where SJ limps into the playoffs, playing inconsistent low energy/low offensive hockey
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:04 AM
I'm not panicing
Fuck it, yes I am
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 01:05 AM
Not needing to pull a Calgary with 10+ game win streak, obvs
but string a couple wins together, as well as a couple complete games, generating some offense at 5 on 5 and PP
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:05 AM
I'm less worried about getting wins as much as I am
by the quality of play, which hasn't been great for the past couple of weeks
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 01:07 AM
agreed
i always enjoy the W but even if they lose but are playing complete games, I wouldn't mind
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:07 AM
Hopefully being on the road will allow them to
focus on better play
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 01:08 AM
so far it has been lackluster
low energy, showing up for half a period here or there, roller coaster hockey of looking good for a few shifts randomly
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:08 AM
yeah, that could be good for them. anything at this point may be good
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:09 AM
Yep.
Anyway, see ya on Monday for, hopefully a better game
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Posted by: SurfCitySharksFan Mar 19 2017 | 01:10 AM
yes, see you then. take care, all
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Posted by: sippy_sharky Mar 19 2017 | 01:10 AM
Where's the new gamethread?
I need to vent ASAP
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Posted by: sharkzfan Mar 20 2017 | 08:14 PM
Go Sharks!!